Chapter 148: You Are That Onion
When kung fu is practiced to a certain extent, it can make a lot of unbelievable and even unbelievable stunts that violate the laws of physics, and it looks like a fairy casting spell, which makes people stunned.
In fact, many of the stunts that kung fu has reached a height, broken through the limits of the human body, and are not separated from the laws of physics. For example, kneading iron balls into powder and kneading them into needles is only a change in physical shape.
Temperature is the embodiment of the kinetic energy of microscopic molecules, and when the red wine in the wine glass is heated and frozen, Lu Wei also changed its motion rate and molecular kinetic energy at the molecular level, realizing the change of temperature level, which is still not out of the physical category in essence.
Of course, the result also made Lu Wei cry and laugh, "This wine is mine!" "Don't grab it, I got this wine first, what are you robbing?" The two red wine glasses were snatched by the crowd very happily, and two of them rolled up their sleeves and fought, and those who grabbed the red wine couldn't wait to pour it into their mouths to taste whether it was really cold or hot, and finally exclaimed.
"Brother Lu's martial arts are world-famous, this kind of kung fu is unheard of even to me, it's really amazing."
Wu Shao sighed and said, he is also well-informed, and today is also an eye-opener.
"Wu Shao, you say, if I join the Martial Arts Alliance, will I become their eagle dog?" Lu Wei smiled to himself and continued to ask.
This......
The people around them fell silent and began to help think about the problem.
"Alas~" Wu Shao sighed and said with a wry smile: "I don't know, but the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, the more superb Brother Lu's national skills, the more others want to hold you in their hands, as a trump card, as a sword." Ordinary eagle dogs can't do it, but once they use you, they must be used as killer tools. Performing some extremely dangerous tasks, such as those performed by people like Yaoli and Jing Ke, is none other than Brother Lu. ”
Lu Wei shook his head again and again: "I can't do this kind of work, ten deaths, at most I can help them fight a few monsters, let me carry the boss." I'm not going to do it! ”
"Then Brother Lu might as well ask their opinions first, and then it's not too late to make a decision." Yang Shao suggested.
Lu Wei nodded, "It's okay, I'll take the initiative to contact them and ask about the situation." ”
……
S City Public Security Department Headquarters Building, a small conference room.
Fang Yunjing was reporting to the middle-aged general in front of him who was carrying the epaulette of the major general, the middle-aged general had a majestic face, tiger eyes and thick eyebrows, and gestures. It exudes a suffocating aura of superiority.
Fang Yunjing asked in a low voice, "Captain, what should I do if that kid refuses to join the organization?" ”
The middle-aged general was stunned and slapped the table: "How can Huaguo be a place of impunity, disobedient, no matter what you kill!" ”
Fang Yunjing's face changed, and he said authentically: "But General, that kid's kung fu is incredible. To take him down, I'm afraid it's not so easy. ”
The middle-aged general shouted angrily: "No matter how powerful it is, it can block the sniper bullets of the special forces." Can it stop the missiles of the helicopter gunship? Captain Fang, stop speaking for that kid, immediately start preparing for action, this hidden danger of disobedience must be eradicated as soon as possible, otherwise the country will be in chaos! ”
That kid is a talent after all! Fang Yunjing wanted to say this. But she is not qualified to object to the decision of her superiors, so she can only obey it.
At this time, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated and took out his mobile phone to take a look. Fang Yunjing saluted his frowning boss Cao Yi and said, "Captain, that kid called." ”
"You take it, I'll hear what he has to say."
"Okay." Fang Yunjing pressed the answer button.
……
"Captain Fang, about joining the Martial Arts Alliance, I want to ask you a few questions first." Lu Wei on the other end of the phone.
"You ask." Fang Yunjing said.
"Okay, let me ask the first question, if I join your organization, how will you arrange for me?"
"Uh......"
Fang Yunjing glanced at Cao Yi and saw that his face was still like black coal, and replied: "According to our policy, for those who have criminal experience, we must first carry out a period of ideological transformation to make you realize the seriousness of the law, and then according to your ability, perform some tasks of different difficulties, make meritorious service and atone for your crimes, and when your merits are enough, we will relax the restraints and give you a certain amount of freedom of movement, but you still have to accept regular supervision." ”
Lu Wei sighed, isn't this similar to labor reform, and immediately asked: "How much merit do you have to make, how many things do you do, and how many years do you have to do it?" In order to enjoy personal freedom and no longer be subject to your supervision and control? ”
Fang Yunjing glanced at Cao Yi again, and had to say: "There is no exact standard for this, but judging from the case you committed, as long as you still have the ability to undermine social stability, we will not relax our supervision and supervision of you." At the end, he added, "There is no way, this is our policy." ”
Damn, Lu Wei is about to scold his mother, he has been under supervision all his life, and he has to help them make some contributions from time to time, this kind of life, even if he is not in prison, it is not far away, and the gap with his imagination is really big.
"Captain Fang, you say this, I really can't continue to negotiate with you, I admit that I did commit a little bit of a crime and killed a few people, but none of the people I killed were innocent good people, they were all bad guys who were on the wrong side, and killing them was equivalent to doing a little good for the people and reducing the burden on the police...... As a result, you don't catch the bad guys, but use this method to deal with the good guys, is it fair? Give back the room to live without giving good people? ”
Lu Wei asked sharply, and Fang Yunjing on the other end of the phone looked embarrassed and didn't know how to respond.
"Hehe, the kid is quite sharp-toothed!" Cao Yi sneered, snatched the mobile phone from Fang Yunjing's hand, put it to his lips and said, "Boy, what kind of good person are you?" Killing and maiming so many people at every turn, creating so many orphans and widows, and killing people when you are angry, do you know how harmful your behavior is to society? For people like you, my proposition has always been to catch one and shoot the other, sparing you is already a great favor, where is there room for bargaining? ”
"Eh, you're the onion? Why did you shoot me? Oh, you still put 'social harm' in your mouth at every turn, is the harm of corrupt officials great? Are gangs harmful? Is profiteers harmful? These people don't go to shoot me, but you want to shoot me, are you incompetent, bullying the weak and afraid of the hard, and then you come to me for trouble? Lu Wei on the other end of the phone said angrily.
"Huh"
Cao Yi was amused, this kid doesn't even have a concept of the legal system, and he still moved out of the corrupt officials and profiteers, is it the task of the Martial Arts Alliance to arrest them? Government agencies perform their duties, profiteers and corrupt officials are naturally managed, and the Martial Arts General Alliance is in charge of these national art masters who violate the ban with chivalry, and what they are looking for is your trouble, how can they bully the weak and fear the hard?
Cao Yi felt like a child fighting spirit, and suddenly felt that the kid on the other side of the phone was simple-minded and very middle-class.
Lu Wei continued: "If you insist on this, insist on restricting my personal freedom, and insist on violating my personal privacy, then I can't help it, I don't stay here, I am free to stay here, the world is so big, I can only fly away, can you still control the whole earth?" ”
"Want to run? Where can you run? Cao Yi's eyes widened, and murderous aura shot out.
Fang Yun was anxious, and hurriedly persuaded: "Captain, this kid has some ability, if he really let him run, it will definitely be a huge loss!" ”
Cao Yi disdainful: "A hairy boy, what kind of ability do you have?" What's more, my heaven and earth net has been laid, even if he has wings, he can't fly out of this S City! ”
Cao Yi's stubbornness made Fang Yunjing anxious, if he continued like this, he was afraid that he would burn all the jade, so he hurriedly asked for his mobile phone again, persuaded Lu Wei twice, hung up the phone again, and did some ideological work on Cao Yi, and also put forward a proposal, which made Cao Yi's eyes light up, and nodded in agreement.
So, Fang Yunjing called Lu Wei back again. (To be continued......)