Chen Jiayu was full of black lines, speechless for a while at the fat man.

It wasn't until Lin Wenzhou curiously asked what platonic and old man's cart style meant, and he finally collapsed.

He silently patted Lin Wenzhou on the shoulder, his face was serious, and he lowered his voice and said, "The facts are already very clear, that Megatron is a little evil!" Also trying to seduce the fat man! ”

Lin Wenzhou asked weakly: "What do you mean?" ”

Chen Jiayu said a little angrily: "Xiao Shou is a woman among men!" We normal men all like to attack, do you understand attack?! Do you remember the science and education film starring Mr. Cang last time? Didn't the men inside just keep attacking? Bang There is wood! Only a woman would like to lie there motionless and accept the attack! That's why it's called a little shou! ”

Lin Wenzhou suddenly realized, and nodded as if he understood.

Then Chen Jiayu said: "But that Megatron is a pervert, he likes to accept attacks like women!" We call this kind of man Xiaoshou! ”

Lin Wenzhou said a little strangely: "But men don't have the unique mating organs of women, how can they accept it?" ”

Chen Jiayu sighed and said earnestly: "Isn't there still two ends of the human food chain." ”

It took Lin Wenzhou a few minutes to understand, it was really broad and profound, too long to see, it seems that the phrase living to learn is really famous.

However, Lin Wenzhou still asked seriously: "Isn't it a little dirty?" ”

Chen Jiayu shook his head and said, "I can't take care of ......" He paused, then patted Lin Wenzhou on the shoulder, and said word by word: "Now the situation is very urgent, that Megatron is constantly seducing the fat man, trying to turn our fat man from a normal man into a, it's an unforgivable sin!" We need to stop him from poisoning the fat man! ”

Lin Wenzhou nodded vigorously, thinking deeply, but he asked curiously, "How are you going to stop Megatron?!" ”

Chen Jiayu thought about it seriously and said: "Have a good talk with the fat man, I hope he will know his way back ...... his way."

After speaking, he walked over and patted Huang Zixuan on the shoulder and said, "Fatty, I have to talk to you, what are you doing?" ”

Huang Zixuan didn't think about it and said: "In the next HD version of Les Miserables." ”

Chen Jiayu'er froze, looked at his screen carefully, and then came back to his senses and said, "I thought you were introducing yourself just now......"

Huang Zixuan leaned in and said: "Isn't it that Megatron said to let me read more world classics and cultivate my feelings, don't always be an old man pushing a cart, I said what is the matter with you?" I was nervous tonight, did I have hemorrhoids? ”

Chen Jiayu leaned on the sentence You have hemorrhoids, he finally calmed down his emotions, and said in a very heavy tone: "Fatty, I understand your pain!" ”

Huang Zixuan was stunned for a moment, listened to the action of tapping on the keyboard, looked at him like an idiot and said, "Pain? What pain do I have? ”

Chen Jiayu said seriously: "I know that you have been bumpy all the way, stumbled, and suffered some setbacks on the road of pursuing your sister, and even your crystal young man's heart has been scarred, I know your suffering, and I can completely understand your feelings." ”

Huang Zixuan paused, dumbfounded, and said, "You have eaten it, what are you talking about?!" Why can't I understand a word? Speaking of which, it's a tone to talk to Megatron......"

Lin Wenzhou couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but translate: "Jiayu means that you can't get a girl, and you are very tormented in your heart, so you are perverted, and he understands this very well." ”

Chen Jiayu nodded vigorously, appreciating this translation, although it lacks a bit of literary tone, but it is easy to understand.

Sure enough, the fat man understood this time, and he scolded: "Damn, Chen Jiayu, you bastard, which pot you don't open and mention!" Your first semester hasn't ended, and you've already had three girls, Yu Qing, Zhao Xi and Ding Hui! I'm going to kill you! You can understand a fart! People like me seem to have to go to the base! ”

The last sentence made Chen Jiayu's mouth grow very big, and he looked at Lin Wenzhou with a painful face, which means do you see it? ! I'm not wrong!

He said with a hint of anxiety: "Fatty, although you have suffered some setbacks, you can't give up on yourself!" There is no grass anywhere in the world! If you want to open something, don't be led astray by some people! ”

Huang Zixuan leaned and said: "Jiayu, you took the wrong medicine today, what is not the wrong way, I think you are going astray!" After saying that, he didn't bother to him, and continued to chat with Megatron.

Chen Jiayu returned to Lin Wenzhou's side with a depressed face, and said, "The fat man is already so sick that he can't distinguish between right and wrong, it's over!" Terminally ill! One step forward, a thousand cliffs! ”

Lin Wenzhou also felt a little nervous by what he said, and hurriedly said, "What should I do?" ”

Chen Jiayu suddenly thought of something, patted his thigh and said: "First of all, it must be to introduce him to a girlfriend as soon as possible and let him go on the right path, this is the way to cure the root cause, and secondly, aren't you familiar with that Megatron's roommate focus interview?" Where did he know who Megatron was, and what stimulated him to embark on the road of no return? Let that focus interview persuade Megatron, if he wants to do it himself, forget it, don't poison the fat man, a good young man! ”

Lin Wenzhou thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll try, I'll turn on the computer and contact the focus interview!" ”

He was in contact with Focus mainly through Penguin, and oddly enough, he, like Megatron, seemed to be very resistant to using tools such as phone calls or WeChat with voice, and he had never heard his voice until now.

Today, as luck would have it, the focus interview was actually online, and he immediately posted a message on Penguin and asked, "My roommate asked, will your classmate Megatron be a little uncomfortable?" By the way, will he seduce you too? ”

After a long time, he replied, "...... Why do you say that? It's good to say that people are small, why are they ......?"

Lin Wenzhou replied: "I don't know, anyway, my roommate said that he was going to take our fat man, oh, it's that beast, I didn't see the two of them chatting all day long like glue now, and discussing platonic and old man's carts, in order to prevent the fat man from falling, we plan to find a girlfriend for him." ”

At the same time, in the girl's dormitory, Qi Yueyi leaned forward and leaned back with a smile and said: "Yanting, are you acting a little too obviously, they think you are a little scared, and they also say that you are seducing Huang Zixuan's guy, hey, I really can't hold it back, laugh at me to death......"

Shen Yanting pouted, her beautiful face was full of depression, and she scolded angrily: "What's the matter, I didn't say anything, I just discussed my emotional opinions with him, God knows what those boys think." ”

Qi Yueyi teased: "Shuang said crookedly, they are looking for a girlfriend for him." ”

Shen Yanting pouted, and said hatefully: "I want them to take a mouse and be blind!" Dislike! ”

Qi Yueyi giggled and said: "Yanting, I think, if you don't reveal your identity, I believe he will definitely drop his eyes, those two guys are stupid, I definitely didn't think that Megatron was a big beauty, giggle." ”

Shen Yanting shook her head, pouted and said, "Don't want it, that dead fat man's head is full of yellow things, and he knows what old man cart ......."

Qi Yueyi also knew that story, and when she thought of it, she couldn't help but want to laugh again, she clearly remembered how angry Shen Yanting was at that time.

She finally held back a smile and asked teasingly: "You say that he is yellow, then you still play chess and chat with him all day long......"

Shen Yanting's face turned red, obviously she couldn't refute it because she was said to be critical, and after a while, she fought back and said, "Don't talk about me!" You yourself and that cool crooked chat had a good time! And anyway, I know that Huang Zixuan doesn't have a girlfriend, it's a big deal that this girl is from him, your cool crooked is Lin Wenzhou, he has a girlfriend, An Zixin, the one with big breasts...... My Qi Da Beauty, although they call you Allure-level, but you don't have an advantage in this regard. ”

After speaking, she deliberately glanced at her chest, in fact, it is not small, especially among the Chinese people, it is very expected, but it can't be compared with An Zixin's superlative.

Qi Yueyi blushed, slapped her several times angrily, and said coquettishly: "You dead girl, you are talking more and more unscrupulously!" No shame! ”

After a while, she still blushed slightly and said: "Also, that Shuang Crooked and I are ordinary friends, so we don't chat and play chess like you every day, we have nothing." ”

When she speaks, the expression of the big beauty is slightly unnatural......

The school is not far from the luxurious villa.

Ling Shuanghua was carefully flipping through the chairman's notebook, she hesitated, and finally called the nanny over and asked her to make a copy of all the pages, but be careful not to break it.

After the arrangement, she also felt a little sleepy, and remembered that someone refused to stay at her house, and her heart was irritable.

At this time, the phone rang, and the caller was her bodyguard leader named Song Qingfeng, an unusually tough guy in his forties, who had been a special soldier before.

Ling Shuanghua put down the phone and walked downstairs to the living room, where Song Qingfeng was already standing respectfully.

After seeing Ling Shuanghua, he respectfully reported: "Miss, I have checked all the surveillance records in the community, and there are no suspicious characters entering and leaving, especially when we focus on the time period around nine o'clock just now, the camera record closest to our building, the people who appear in it are either residents of the community or security guards......"

Ling Shuanghua frowned, and scolded: "Really, this little thing can't be done!" ”

That Song Qingfeng drooped his head and said, "Is the eldest lady dazzled?" ”

Ling Shuanghua was furious and said, "How is it possible?!" Wenzhou and I both saw it! That guy should be hiding in the green belt next to that street lamp, and then check it out! It doesn't have to be haunted?! (To be continued.) )