"Your Majesty, in front of Your Majesty, foreign ministers are ministers of small countries, but this country behind the mountains should not be bullied over our country. The personal honor and disgrace of the foreign minister Mitsuo Shimazu is nothing, but ...... It is a matter of our Japanese national system, and if the foreign ministers are allowed to submit to the envoys of the Yasango State, the foreign ministers will not dare to accept the order. ”

"Uh......"

Zhu Yunwen also regretted it a little, why did he forget about the fight for fame between them when he was happy? But at this point, he had no other way to think about it, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Shimazu envoy, the envoy of Yamaho is the prince of the country, so ......"

Mitsuo Shimazu glared at him and shouted with disgust: "Your Majesty, the small country behind the mountain is unheard of. Even the three kingdoms of Shannan, Shanbei, and Zhongshan on Ryukyu Island are just a small land, and they are not worth looking at, let alone this small country behind the mountains. If the king of this country is not as good as a minor official under the command of the great general of the Seiyi in Japan, will not His Majesty humiliate us if he is allowed to take the throne? ”

He Tianyang strictly followed Xia Xun's instructions, there was one to say, two to say, not to say what should not be said, not to do what should not be done, and he had been standing there honestly, waiting for someone to invite him to a seat. To be honest, he hadn't eaten a palace banquet yet, and he was really a bit greedy to watch the table full of feasts. He didn't care who sat in front and who sat behind, but Shimazu Mitsuo was boastful, he had been silent, and those Ming officials looked at him, their eyes had slightly shown contempt, and he couldn't stand it a little.

Especially the little man of Shimazu became more and more impassioned the more he spoke, and then he jumped in front of him, tilted his head, pointed at his nose and said it all over his face, and the spit stars splashed on his face, He Tianyang was really angry, and the pirate's fierce energy came up, and he threw Xia Xun's instructions to Java.

"What are you yelling about, what are you yelling about?"

He Tianyang glared at the Japanese envoy in front of him: "Look at your eyebrows, are they eyebrows?" I drew two dots on the top of my eyes, and I thought it was because the eye droppings hadn't been wiped off. Look at your face, and your teeth, it's not even, it's ugly, it's dyed black, and you can't see it, right, you say that you sit in front like this, do you let His Majesty the Ming Emperor see it and still have the appetite to eat? ”

Zhu Yunwen's face was flushed, but he couldn't laugh, he definitely couldn't laugh, his ministers ...... They were all laughing.

If you want to talk about hurting people, He Tianyang is not scared, and besides, he has been to Japan and Ryukyu in the East China Sea, and he is more familiar with the people there.

"You are bold, I ......"

"What am I, I keep saying that I am in Japan, I am in Japan, what's wrong with you in Japan? Your Majesty the Emperor, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Ming Dynasty, do you know what hairstyles their Japanese women make? It's a shiitake head, do you know what a shiitake is? Shiitake mushrooms are shiitake mushrooms. Originally, it was only for noblewomen and female officials to comb it, but now many folk women are following suit. Please take a moment to imagine that in the neighborhood, a bunch of shiitake mushrooms are swaggering through the market......"

"Poof!"

Huang Zhen didn't hold back, he laughed out loud all of a sudden, he hurriedly jumped back and hid behind Meng Shilang.

"How can it be ......?"

He Tianyang pinched his waist: "What seven have eight haves!" Your Majesty the Emperor, there were once pirates who robbed their Japanese merchant ships and came to our Ryukyu to sell, and the minister was strange when he saw it, ouch, what kind of armor is this, why are they all worn by children, isn't this bluffing, seeing this Japanese envoy today, the minister knows that the pirate didn't bluff people, don't you have to make children's clothes, you can't wear it when you're big. ”

The ministers of the Ming Kingdom couldn't help it, I don't know who was hiding behind, and laughed eatingly, this laugh caused many people to start laughing, only Zhu Yunwen couldn't laugh, he endured it, and was about to endure the internal injuries.

Mitsuo Shimazu was furious and panted and said, "You ...... Tiny ...... The prince of a small country dared to be so rude to my envoy to Japan, I ...... I ......"

He Tianyang was unforgiving: "What are you, is this prince wrong?" I am a barbarian state, and you are also a barbarian state, where are you nobler than me? The nobles of our country like to learn from the country of Middle-earth, and the nobles of the country of Middle-earth sit in a sedan chair, and we also sit in a sedan chair there, and there is no difference between you and Japan there, right? Don't you also learn to sit in a sedan chair in Middle-earth? But you've learned a little bit.

Your Majesty the Emperor, ladies and gentlemen, do you know what his palanquin in Japan looks like and how big it is? There is no black box with no window, open the door and get in, a pole is raised at both ends, ouch, that little one, similar to a chicken cage, the minister went ashore from Fuzhou, all the way to Beijing, along the way I saw the big girl in the countryside of your country getting married, and the sedan chair she sat on was not so ugly! ”

"Hahahaha......"

In fact, the ministers wanted to give the Japanese envoy a little face, but the Ryukyu prince was really ...... to hurt people, and they couldn't do it without laughing. Zhu Yunwen couldn't help it, so he had to quickly turn his smile into a gentle and kind smile, and persuaded him: "Two noble envoys, don't quarrel, I ......."

Shimazu Mitsuo's face turned pale with anger, and he said indignantly: "Your Majesty, it's not that the foreign minister does not obey the emperor's orders, but this small barbarian king does not know etiquette, and the foreign minister is here to make a pilgrimage to His Majesty, and he humiliates the foreign minister like this, it is also disrespectful to Your Majesty, and Your Majesty should punish him with death!" ”

"The surname is Island, don't talk nonsense!"

He Tianyang became more and more energetic, and shouted loudly: "You say that you don't respect the Son of Heaven of the Central Plains, who doesn't respect the Son of Heaven of the Central Plains?" We have our own clothes, language, and dress, but once we want to make a pilgrimage to the Son of Heaven in the Central Plains, we must follow the rules of the Central Plains. Our country itself does not have a written language, so we will learn the Middle-earth script, and if we learn the Middle-earth script, then we have to learn it all, which is also respect, which is like you.

If you look at what you learned, I heard that the words of Middle-earth were taken apart, and those who lacked arms and legs were used as words...... Anti-dogs. Yes, that's what I said, but don't say it, you people there are quite serious, although it's a painting dog, the painting is also serious and solemn. ”

"You...... You're ......, Yagyaru! ”

"You don't have to scold people in a different way, I'm ...... Prince Ben understood. Who is eight? I'm eight squares or you're eight squares! I've heard that on your side, the emperor has no power, and it's the general who is in charge, right? ”

Shimazu did not deny this, he said proudly: "Yes, so what? ”

He Tianyang was taken care of, and immediately said to Zhu Yunwen and the others: "Your Majesty, listen to it, all the adults, you all listen to it, is this called human talk?" Whether it is the Ming Kingdom or our small foreign state, it is to respect the king and worship the saint, and they have no power at all to get an emperor there. The merchants of our country went to them and came back and said, "Your generals earn millions of stone a year, but the emperor only earns tens of thousands of stone, so that the emperor's attendants often mix with the chaff for eating, what is the reason for this!" ”

When Zhu Yunwen heard this, he immediately became very unhappy!

Because of the matter of Yan Wang Zhu Di, he was taboo to commit the following crimes, disrespecting the king, although he heard the Japanese call their king the emperor, he was very dissatisfied with this, but now he didn't want to pursue this matter, he just felt that this general of Zhengyi, almost a chaotic minister and thief, actually made the emperor a puppet, what is the difference between this and the traitorous male Cao Cao?

Zhu Yunwen's face turned cold, and he said lightly: "Two envoys, today is a banquet for me to invite, and if you continue to argue, you will be disrespectful to me." You are all envoys of Fanbang, and you will be treated equally in front of me. He Tianyang is the prince of Sango, and you are the Minister of Repair of Japan, so you should invite Prince He Tianyang to take the seat. Take a seat! ”

Mitsuo Shimazu's eyes were red, and he roared, "Your Majesty, what are you...... You are a humiliation to your foreign ministers! ”

He Tianyang said unforgivingly: "You feel humiliated, you feel humiliated to die, by the way, it seems that your people there like to commit suicide, and they have such a horizontal knife in the stomach, 'Snort!' 'The large intestine comes out as soon as it should!' Ouch, the emperor, the dishes we ate today don't have fat intestines, right? ”

"Your Majesty, Foreign Minister...... 忝為...... Envoy of Japan! ”

Mitsuo Shimazu fainted out of breath, his face had turned from swollen red to pale, his lips trembled and said to Zhu Yunwen: "On behalf of the Japanese national body, foreign ministers...... The foreign minister could not accept such humiliation and arrangement. The foreign minister can't go to the banquet, so he retires! ”

After speaking, he bowed deeply to Zhu Yunwen, glared at He Tianyang with great resentment, and said in a deep voice: "You, you have humiliated our country, you remember, our country of Japan, want to start a war against the country behind the mountain!" ”

After speaking, without waiting for He Tianyang to answer, he turned around and exited the hall and walked away!

Xia Xun was lying in the car, with a straw hat on his face, and Erlang's legs crossed, seemingly very leisurely, but in fact, his ears were always erect, paying attention to the movements in the palace.

Suddenly, the palace door opened, someone came out, and then the carriage and horse next to him moved, which was the car of the Japanese envoy, and Xia Xun sat up suddenly.

Looking closely, I saw the Japanese envoy stumbling out of the palace, Shinemon led the attendants to meet the forward, Xia Xun looked behind Shimazu, the palace gate closed again, He Tianyang and Pingnu had not come out yet, Xia Xun "sighed" in his heart, and quickly jumped out of the carriage and rushed over.

Mitsuo Torizu was boarding the car angrily with a big eggplant-colored face, Xia Xun ran over and said with a smile: "May I ask this messenger, why haven't His Royal Highness the Prince and His Royal Highness the Prince and Princess come out yet?" ”

Mitsuo Shimazu waved his arms fiercely and hissed and roared, "Hachigayaru! Dead! It's all dead, it's all dead! After saying that, he crashed into the car.

The carriage and horses were gone, and Xia Xun stood outside in a daze: "Dead? Could it be that his identity has been revealed? So how...... Nobody came out to arrest me? ”

He looked at the closed palace gate, and then looked at the distant vehicles, and he didn't know why.

Inside the palace, He Tianyang is feasting!! ~！