Chapter 1425: Shameless
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "Yes, I just like to play with broken shoes." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoI like that, that kind of woman can do anything, and I don't need to teach it. The beauty scolded and said, "Damn, it turns out that you are heavy." ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "Originally, I thought you were **, but I thought that if you were **, I really wouldn't dare to touch you, so as not to get into trouble; But you yourself say that you are a black fungus, I won't care, presumably you yourself won't care about having one more man, right? Ha ha. ”
The beauty scolded: "You fucking fuck off for me, eat shit." I lied to you just now, but I actually ...... It is**. Do you think I'm like a ** girl? ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "I don't know what you are for the time being, but I already know that you love to lie." Stinky girl, you know, lying once or twice can make a man think you're quirky and a little funny; But if you sprinkle too many times, it makes people disgusted and disgusting. The beauty coquettishly said: "Do you think people want to deceive people, this is a white lie, just to protect themselves." Uncle, let me go. My eldest sister-in-law is really the director of public security, and I am a ** myself, I will definitely die if you touch me. Or I'll pay you money, okay? If you can afford to drive a sports car, you must also know that there are some people in this society who can't afford to mess with. I can tell you that I'm the kind of person you can't mess with. ”
Lin Xiaohu put his left hand on the beauty and sneered, "Really? I really admire you, you dare to threaten me at such a time. I really don't believe it, I'll provoke you, see what you can do to me?"
The beauty was attacked by Lin Xiaohu, and she exclaimed in surprise, subconsciously protecting the vital point, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't touch me, you dare...... Dare to touch me, I will bite you to death, I will kill you. ”
Lin Xiaohu turned his head and whispered in her ear: "Bite me, I see how you can bite me." ”
The beauty screamed in fright and hurriedly begged for mercy.
"I'm sorry, I'll compensate you, I'll accompany you."
"Compensation? I have enough money! Lin Xiaohu continued.
The beauty said, "How much money do you have?" I can pay you 10 million or more. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "I have billions, do you believe it?" The beauty shouted: "Roll Nima, you treat me as a child, I know that there are billions of young men in China, and I have never known you as the number one." ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "I am new this year. The beauty burst out laughing and said, "New head." Hey, I found you interesting, otherwise let's make friends. Talk slowly, if you are interesting to each other, you don't have to me, I will accompany you to bed. Do you think that's good?"
Lin Xiaohu smiled and didn't speak. The beauty explained: "If you ** me, I will definitely resist, and you will not be comfortable playing: but if I take the initiative to accompany you to bed, how happy it is, isn't it?" Think about it. I'm a person who loves making friends. ”
Lin Xiaohu said, "Tell me first, what's your name?" The beauty opened her mouth and said, "My name is Wang Li." ”
"How old are you?"
"Twenty-five."
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "Believe it or not, I can tell if what you say is true or false." The beauty said, "I don't believe it...... But what I'm saying is true, my name is Wang Li. ”
Lin Xiaohu snorted, let go of her neck with her right hand, opened her glove box, looked inside, and sure enough, she found her driving license and driving book. The beauty turned her head to see this scene, and she exclaimed, and stretched out her hands to grab it. Lin Xiaohu opened her hand, put the driver's license on her shoulder and opened it, and the entrance was a color real photo of this girl, sketched to the sky, beautiful and beautiful, extremely pure, and her ID number and name were written below. A casual glance at her ID number revealed that she was only eighteen years old, that is, she had just reached adulthood. As for her name, she really lied to herself.
Lin Xiaohu sighed, put her driving book and driver's license back into the glove box, closed the glove box again, and said, "He Xiao, your ability to lie simply shocked me, but it also made me despise it very much. Why do you think you come with a mouthful of nonsense? Now it's an honest society, what's the matter with you stinky girl always lying? No, I have to educate your parents. Otherwise, you'll just go further and further down the path of lying. ”
The little beauty, that is, He Xiao, scolded angrily when she heard this: "What the hell are you doing, why are you educating me on behalf of my parents?" My parents are reluctant to say a word to me, what the hell are you going to educate me?"
Lin Xiaohu said: "Okay, since I don't have the right to educate you, then I, as a victim, always have the right to punish you, right?" I'm going to strip off right now and be in the car**. ”
He Xiao roared: "I see how dare you!" My eldest sister-in-law, Wan Fen Gua, acting as the director of the Public Security Bureau, Zheng Jun, if you don't believe it, you can check it on the Internet and make a phone call. If you dare to touch me, I promise you won't live. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "It's still the same sentence, even if your aunt-in-law is the minister of public **, and he is not by your side now, he has nothing to do with me." I won't leave any evidence for you after I you. There is no evidence, he checks the egg? I warn you, you'd better be obedient, if you dare not cooperate and annoy me, I'll strangle you to death when I'm done, dig a pit on the spot and bury you, and then come over every fifteen or thirty to dig you out**, believe it or not?"
He Xiao's face turned white with fright, and he scolded: "Are you human? You're a beast, aren't you?" After a pause, he said, "Big brother, don't make trouble, okay?" I know you're not a bad person, so let me go. I admit that I was at fault first, I apologize solemnly to you, and then compensate you for the glass of your car, and then compensate you for lost work or something, do you say okay?"
Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "How do you know I'm not a bad person?" He Xiao said: "If you are really a bad person, where will you talk nonsense with me, you will play with me a long time ago." You see that I don't just lie, I also look at people, I can see at a glance, uncle, you have a very good character. ”
Lin Xiaohu said in his heart that this girl was a ghost elf, and she actually knew how to pat her ass, and sneered: "Now you want to pat my ass?" It's late. At this point, I'm already moved, and I have to play with you. He Xiao was stubborn, sighed when he heard this, and said, "Okay, if you want to play, come on, I have also figured it out, so I should let the dog go." But I can warn you, I'm a ** woman, that's a * disease, if you dare to play with me, you will be infected. ”
Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "Silly girl, I'm wearing a condom with me." When He Xiao heard this, he lost his temper at all, and he didn't even say anything, lying in his arms, motionless, as if he had accepted his fate.
Lin Xiaohu took out his mobile phone and called Fu Meili and asked her to drive to catch up.
Within two minutes, Fu Meili drove to the scene, parked behind the Porsche, got out of the car and walked over to see, when she found that Lin Xiaohu was sitting in the co-pilot controlling He Xiao, she was surprised and delighted, and pulled the car door and said, "I really caught her!" Clean her up and let her know you know you're awesome. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "You give me a **." ”
He Xiao suddenly came to life and shouted: "Fuck, you're so fucking shameless, you actually want to be with your horse?
Lin Xiaohu said with a smile: "She has long hated you to the bone, if she sees me like this, she will probably cheer me up happily." He Xiao pursed his lips and said, "Don't be complacent, you waited for me, if you really harm me, I will definitely hunt you down to the ends of the earth, and I won't kill you, I won't be surnamed He." ”
Lin Xiaohu didn't talk nonsense with her anymore, and went directly to untie her pants......
Fu Meili also smiled and left.
After the incident, He Xiao lay on Lin Xiaohu softly and did not move.
Just a minute into the scene, a piece of beautiful European and American music suddenly sounded, as if it was coming from near the driver's seat.
He Xiaodao: "I...... My phone...... I'm calling, bring it to me. ”
Lin Xiaohu said, "Where is it?" He Xiaodao: "In the dimple next to the dashboard." ”
Lin Xiaohu looked back, and sure enough, he found a groove, it is estimated that an accessory of the driving computer has been removed, and only one slot remains, and He Xiao's iphone is lying there quietly. Lin Xiaohu stretched out his hand and took it, stared at it, the caller ID was "Xiaobai", so he showed it to her in front of her eyes, and asked, "Who is Xiaobai?" He Xiao said: "It's my sister-in-law's cousin, but she's a big beauty." ”
Lin Xiaohu sneered: "Then it's my business?" After speaking, he answered the phone for her and put the mobile phone receiver next to her ear.
He Xiao turned his head with difficulty, wanting to glance at Lin Xiaohu, but unfortunately he couldn't see the angle, and began to answer the phone
"Ah...... Well...... On the way, it's not there yet, but it's almost there...... Oops, I don't want to delay, didn't there be an accident on the way...... What's up? I'm looking for trouble, I offended a stinky rascal, this guy smacked me...... Really, not kidding you, don't believe I'll listen to her voice for you?" After speaking, he said to Lin Xiaohu: "Hey, bastard, you say something." ”
Lin Xiaohu didn't expect that she would tell her cousin the truth, and she was a little stunned for a while, not knowing if her cousin would call the police to arrest someone after hearing it, but she didn't dare to speak.
He Xiao waited for a while, but didn't see Lin Xiaohu speak, but he didn't say anything, and said: "Wait for me at home, I'll ......be there soon" After a pause, he said: "What I said is true, didn't I joke with you?" You don't believe it, and I don't believe it, but I was really played by him. He's so perverted, so shameless, so nasty, and he's tied my hands...... Well, of course not*, he's afraid I'll scratch him...... Am I telling jokes to amuse you? Cut, who has the leisure to tease you. Okay, believe it or not, let's talk about it at home later. After speaking, he shouted to Lin Xiaohu: "Hang up." ”
After a while, He Xiao scolded breathlessly: "me up, it's going to crush me to death." ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Of course you have to get up, ** you are compensating, but how to count the car glass that was smashed by you?" He Xiao scolded hatefully: "I'm grass, even if you are a girl, it will cost you a few hundred." Miss Ben couldn't be better than *Woman.。 Do you really think it's for nothing? I'm telling you, since you've been **, then all the accounts between the two of us will be cleared. You give me the fucking car glass again, be careful that I scold you shamelessly. ”
Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "Roll Nima." What the do you call this theory? If I'm ***, it's a fair deal that I'm paying voluntarily to have fun. But is this a deal between me and you? Fuck, I'm punishing you, it's punishment, it's punishing you, it's punishing you for taking the initiative to provoke me, how can you be worthy of the car glass?" He Xiao snorted coldly and stopped talking.
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "But I'm not the kind of person who forces people to death. I can let you go and not let you accompany the window glass. He Xiao sneered: "Get out of Nima, you've played with me, and I'm embarrassed to say this." ”
Lin Xiaohu smiled and got dressed.