Chapter 6: The Best Doorman in History

Zhongyuan City No. 1 Middle School.

As a national key high school, No. 1 Middle School does not have early self-study, and classes are officially held at 8 o'clock in the morning.

The tall teaching building with white tile veneer stands quietly in the morning light, with a sense of holy beauty.

Looking at the time, it was not yet seven o'clock, and there was no one at the school gate.

Carrying the soy milk fritters bought at the stall on the road, Wang Zhong walked straight into the guard room.

The room of nearly twenty square meters is quite tidy, and on a bed in the corner, there is an old man in a security uniform.

The old man looked to be about fifty or sixty years old, with a shiny head and no hair.

In addition to being a little sorry for the audience, his appearance is quite dignified, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a Chinese face, he can see that he must have been a handsome guy when he was young.

He leaned against the head of the bed, an old laptop on his lap, and there was a "pop pop...... Uh-huh, uh-huh, ......" sound came from the computer stereo, mixed with the rapid gasps and ** sounds of men and women.

Seeing this scene, Wang Zhong pouted helplessly.

The old man's surname is Huang, the old man Huang, the old man of the doorman of No. 1 Middle School.

As his surname, Old Man Huang is very yellow, very yellow.

My biggest hobby in life is to make a cup of tea, light a cigarette, and ...... on a lonely night. Enjoying the wonderful performances of the female stars of the island country, it is often an all-nighter to watch.

"Hey, old man, don't look at it, it's dawn, and the students are about to go to class."

screamed, seeing that the old man didn't pay attention to himself at all, still staring at the computer screen intently, Wang Zhong smiled bitterly, "You said that you are such a big person, and you don't know moderation." ”

Zi said, I don't know how precious when I am young, and I watch movies to masturbate when I am old. What the ancients said really makes sense. ”

Syllable!

The computer was slammed shut, and the old man looked like an enraged lion, glaring at Wang Zhong with wide eyes.

"King eight green balls, you kid underestimate me? When I think the old man was young, it was extremely common to do it ten times eight times a night. Now the same sword is not old! ”

"Ah, not old...... Wang Zhong snickered perfunctorily, grabbed a big meat bun with delicious soup, "If you don't eat it, I'm done." ”

Before he could bite down, a gust of wind blew in the room.

The bald old man, like a large mobile light bulb, flashed his light, and was already standing in front of Wang Zhong, with a wave of his big hand, he grabbed the bag early, "Get out of the way, it's the other way around." ”

Wang Zhong didn't mind, poured him a glass of water, and smoked a cigarette.

To Old Man Huang, Wang Zhong didn't say anything, but he was still very respectful in his heart.

Because, his top kung fu was taught by the old man.

In two years, from the first half semester of high school to the second half of the third semester of high school, in less than two years, the old man taught himself, a powerless waste student, to this point.

Wang Zhong didn't know why the unfathomable strength of Old Man Huang would be a bad old man waiting for death in No. 1 Middle School.

I have asked him more than once, and every time I asked, the old man replied with a smile, "In order to see beautiful women, junior high school girls are too young, college girls are too old, old men, I like high school students who are not old or young." ”

was perfunctory many times by him with words similar to unrestrained, and Wang Zhong stopped asking.

In Wang Zhong's heart, the master Huang Laotou is a master of "big silver hidden in the city", and he deserves to be the best doorman in history.

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Old Man Huang devoured breakfast, looking better than the appetite of a twenty-year-old young man, and in less than ten minutes, nearly five breakfasts had been wiped out by him.

Wiping his mouth, he grabbed the steaming glass of water, tilted his head, and poured it in.

Although Wang Zhong has seen this scene countless times, he has a trembling feeling every time.

God......

It was hot water that had just been poured out for a short time, and it was 80 degrees anyway, but the master drank it directly, and he didn't even burp it.

After eating and drinking, Old Man Huang patted his stomach comfortably and lit a cigarette.

Before he finished his cigarette, he twitched his nose a few times, and suddenly stared at Wang Zhong's face with wide eyes, and his eyes didn't roll, as if Wang Zhong's face was a computer screen playing an A-movie.

Being furious by him, Wang Zhong touched his nose with some embarrassment, "What's wrong with me?" ”

"You looked for a woman last night?" Old man Huang, who has always been calm and shameless, looked quite anxious at this time.

Wang Zhong was stunned for a moment, nodded slightly, and a slight bad feeling suddenly rose in his heart.

Something suddenly occurred to him.

It seems that two years ago, on the first day of learning kung fu from the old man, he was strictly required to maintain the body of Yuanyang unless he was allowed to do so.

At that time, he casually accepted it.

And last night, it was actually thrown out of the clouds.

In that case, who cares about that?

Seeing Wang Zhong nodding, Old Man Huang jumped up all of a sudden, and his big thin hand like an eagle's claw grabbed Wang Zhong's wrist fiercely and put it on his pulse.

Long.

Long.

The old man let go of his hand, his face was full of bitterness, and he waved his hand as if chasing flies, "You can get out, don't bother me in the future." ”

As if he had been struck by a thunderbolt, Wang Zhong was stunned and stood like a wooden stake.

"Get out!"

The Adam's apple squirmed a few times, Wang Zhong pursed his lips and said stubbornly, "Don't roll." ”

Heaven and Earth Monarch Teacher.

Wang Zhong took these five words very seriously, and in his heart, Old Man Huang's weight was heavier than all the teachers in the school combined.

I don't know why the old man is so angry about this, but he has to figure it out.

"Little bastard, have you learned to have a hard mouth?"

"Just don't get out. If you tell me to get out, I'll make it public about you watching in the school guard's room. ”

"I'll kill you little thing!" Old man Huang was furious and slapped Wang Zhong in the face.

The thin hand stretched out into the air, but he was not willing to fall.

As soon as he stomped his feet, Old Man Huang said hatefully, "Okay! Good! If you don't roll, if you don't roll, I'll get out! ”

Wang Zhong was anxious, "Where are you going?" ”

"Where do you care where I go? I'm going to die! You don't have to worry if you're dead. Old man Huang asked sharply, choking Wang Zhong speechless.

Wang Zhong's lips trembled, he never imagined that the master would react so much.

"Master......"

"Don't call me master!"

The atmosphere in the room dropped to freezing.

All that's left is the laptop on the bed, and it's still making a hmmmm

Old man Huang clicked and smoked several cigarettes in a row, and his face was extremely sad.

The smoke covered the room, and the old man Huang was full, coughed a few times in pain, and waved his hand, "Hey...... Okay, Xiao Zhongzi, you have also grown up, and it is inevitable to be attracted to women. You go, my old man doesn't blame you. ”

"It's a pity...... It's a pity that two years of hard work were ruined. ”

"Heh......"

Old Man Huang lowered his head deeply, and he looked like he was ten years old.

Wang Zhong stood upright, his thoughts racing.

What the hell is going on?

Why can't you touch a woman?

What I learned with my master was a set of unknown mystical exercises, which can almost be described as all-encompassing.

External skills, light skills, fists and feet, weapons, hidden weapons, massage techniques, I have basically practiced to perfection.

According to the old man's words, it is the cultivation of muscles and muscles, and he is about to enter the realm of turning essence into qi.

Could it be ......

Thinking wildly, as if a bright light crossed his mind, Wang Zhong blurted out and asked eagerly, "Master, is the kung fu you taught me the "Sunflower Treasure Book"?" ”

"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"

Hearing this, Old Man Huang coughed even more rapidly, and stood up suddenly.

slapped him hard, and slapped Wang Zhong's head without leaving any emotion, "The things that deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors, and also the "Sunflower Treasure Book", do you want to be angry with Lao Tzu?" ”

His head was beaten, but Wang Zhong's heart was soothed.

Since the master started beating himself, it shows that there is still room for redemption.

"Handsome and dashing master, tell me, what happened?"

"I've been practicing kung fu with you for three years, and I never know what we're practicing!"

Wang Zhong's voice was also a little excited.

In terms of kung fu, the old man said everything, but Wang Zhong was most interested in it, such as the inheritance of the master, and what kind of awesome characters there used to be in the master, the old man never said.

"Okay, I'll tell you." After smoking the last cigarette, stepping on the cigarette butt, and exhaling a long breath, Old Man Huang looked much calmer.

With his hands behind his back, pacing around the room, he spoke slowly.

Wang Zhong pricked up his ears and listened carefully, and his mind was completely attracted to it.

It turns out that this set of exercises that I practiced by myself is called "[***] Heart Sutra".

Although the name is a bit girly, the power is not motherly at all.

Legend has it that this is the law left by Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, and he has cultivated to a high depth, but he can soar in vain.

The Heart Sutra is divided into nine layers, each of which is extremely mysterious, and it is extremely difficult to break through.

Like himself, although he has almost practiced his external skills now, his strength, speed, and nerve reaction are far beyond the level of ordinary people, but he has not even touched the threshold of the first layer.

The breakthrough of the Heart Sutra not only requires diligent study and hard practice, but also requires women to assist in cultivation.

In layman's terms, it is necessary for men and women to have sex, yin and yang.

Moreover, to be able to act as the furnace of the "[***] Heart Sutra" cannot be an ordinary woman.

There are thousands of women in the world, with different beauty and ugliness, and different temperaments.

Among them, there are nine qualities, which can be called the supreme wonderful products, and the best gift that God has given to men.

One ice is clear and jade, two are born with charming bones, three people have peach blossoms, four fragrant muscles and jade bodies, five beautiful and delicious food, six red and pink beauties, seven sinking fish and wild geese, eight wealth and prosperity, and nine disasters to the country and the people.

Only these nine types of women will play a role in the breakthrough of the Heart Sutra.

There is only one consequence of sleeping with a vulgar woman who is not qualified, and that is to affect cultivation.

The old man himself was ruined because he didn't control the gun under his crotch when he was young, messing around with women, and now he has practiced to the sixth level, and his cultivation can no longer improve.

Therefore, he pinned all his hopes on Wang Zhong.

But I didn't expect that Wang Zhong was only a high school student, and he was also ruined.

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