Zhang He is still very indifferent.

The so-called smart phone is like this, obviously just now it still shows the remaining fifteen percent of the electricity, but now it is said that the shutdown will be shut down immediately without giving a little time to struggle. And when you turn it off, you have to play ugly shutdown music for you!

Zhang He's mood was only low for a moment, and he quickly put away his phone and cheered himself up again.

When things have gotten to the worst, you should pick yourself up instead of sinking – at least it won't get worse, will it?

Zhang He put his satchel on the bicycle, took off his shirt to reveal the angular muscles of his upper body, and slowly walked to the depths of the dense forest, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

That's what it is......

Jang Hyuk ran.

…… Freedom without fettered!

"Ahhh!!h Jang Hyuk howled as he ran, his raised hands waving wildly.

In the words that have been circulated in the philosophical world: in everyone's heart, there is a broken ...... In everyone's heart, there is a beast hidden.

It's just that Zhang He's beast is probably a husky.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!! ……”

******

After releasing the beast in his heart that had been suppressed and deposited, Zhang He was finally willing to calm down and face the cruel reality in front of him-

No food, no lights, no fire, no water, no everything.

Just a dusty bicycle and a pink lady's satchel.

The leather satchel should be able to be eaten when cooked, and it should not be poisoned with your current physique...... But there is no pot to cook ...... There is no pot and no water, and there is no fire if there is water......

No problem!

Zhang He, who ran back to the bicycle, sneered and opened Jiuwei's pink satchel - foundation box, powder, perfume, eyebrow pencil, lipstick, lip balm, small mirror, contact lenses, various hairpins, and ......

False eyelashes.

Zhang He didn't quite understand why the little fox had to bring so many cosmetics, obviously he had been plain since the first time they met, and he had an egg for bringing so many cosmetics!

Because of returning to nature, Zhang He no longer has to subconsciously hide his personality, although his face is still habitually calm, but his movements are extremely wild.

Grabbed all the various makeup utensils and threw them all to the ground.

As for whether he will be beaten to death by the original owner when he returns the bag...... Ha! If you can beat Uncle Ben, come on!

Well, at this time, we should remember the comment made by the person who has forgotten his name on that day about Jang Hyuk 'I have a face that I can't find a girlfriend'.

In the grove that no one knows, Zhang He, who is facing hunger and loss, flies proudly.

Then I found that in addition to cosmetics, there was only a stack of bills and two cards in the satchel.

One is an ID card and the other is a bank card.

These two things cannot be lost...... Although this ID card must be fake, because the year of birth on the ID card is actually 1995!

Just kidding, as a youkai, 1895 was about the same!

Although the ID card is fake, the photo above will definitely not be fake! Even if it is an ordinary photo, Zhang He doesn't want to throw it away.

Zhang He was suddenly stunned...... After all, as a smart person in the true sense of the word, not just a simple high IQ. The most important thing is to recognize yourself.

Recognize your own abilities and character.

Jang Hyuk has done a great job in this regard.

And with Zhang He's perception of himself, before this, no matter how beautiful the photos of the little girl were, he would never save them.

Delete it when you're done.

Zhang He is such a merciless man.

"Is it because you haven't masturbated that you don't want to throw it away?" Smart people are extremely good at getting to the bottom of the problem, and they get to the point of the problem at once.

“…… Still don't. Smacking his tongue, Zhang He finally put the ID card back in his bag along with the bank card and money: "You can't waste the nutrients in your body now, I'm sorry Xiao Chichi, I have to let you bear with it." Sorry for the bag, for you to carry something you shouldn't be carrying. ”

…… It's not so much that I'm free from the shackles of the world, but that I'm suffering from some kind of mental illness!

After checking the satchel, Zhang He could only focus on his surroundings...... The contents of the bag, as far as it is concerned, are all useless!

No snacks existed.

As a result, the smart man Zhang He immediately judged the dilemma he was facing at this time - the firelight was not mentioned for the time being, and his healthy and strong body could see it clearly even at night. But the source of food can only hope that there are small animals in this grove.

Although starving for a few days is not too much of a problem, and even if you are in a hurry, you can take the initiative to abandon the flesh and blood on your body as a skeleton that does not need to eat......

But the three views are normal (?) Zhang He didn't want to take the initiative to become a skeleton soldier.

Then there is only one road left in front of Zhang He, 'hunting'.

With just a slight use of his clever brain, Zhang He took action.

A fist smashed on the trunk of the tree, and the trunk broke directly under the huge force, and then smashed several punches into the fallen tree body in succession, and broke off a piece of fresh 'wooden stick' the thickness of a wrist from the broken tree.

He sharpened the wooden thorns on the shaft of the stick, sharpened them at the end, and then went into the woods with a fresh 'rough javelin'.

In terms of the speed and acceptance of returning to the original, Zhang He is also a well-deserved protagonist.

It was already dark, and in addition to the gentle breeze blowing the leaves, the cicadas in the middle of summer, and ...... The sound of dead branches and fallen leaves sounding from time to time around.

…… and the howl of a creature that resembles an ape.

Extremely terrifying.

******

As the protagonist of an urban story, it is naturally impossible for Zhang He to get lost and be trapped in a remote and uninhabited mountainous area for the rest of his life.

Ten years later, Zhang He, who was already thirty-one years old, wearing animal skin shorts made of sun-dried animal intestines and holding a dark red wooden spear soaked in blood, finally appeared in the metropolis and began a new legend......

The above is a book.

(A Dao: A Serious Nonsense)

Two days later, Zhang He, who was hungry and dusty, finally found the breath of civilized society!

- It was a winding, narrow dirt road.

Zhang He, who was carrying a bicycle on his back, couldn't help but shed tears full of relief.

Then, with the wetness of the tears that flowed out, he wiped the solidified eye mucus at the corners of his eyes, which is commonly known as eye droppings.

Then I immediately rushed to the dirt road and rode my bicycle along the dirt road in any direction!

With the overwhelming squeak of the bike, the speed increased to more than 120 kilometers per hour in just five seconds.

Zhang He once heard a senior in the philosophy department who loves flying cars say: I don't fly cars to chase the excitement of life and death. But as long as I soar fast enough, loneliness can't catch up with me.

Now Zhang He feels that this statement is profound!