originally thought that Tang Bohu was brewing a masterpiece, but it turned out that he was just roasting chicken wings!!

What a shocking reversal, so frustrating!!

Many fans were almost suffocated by this twist, and from their mouths to their hearts, they were complaining everywhere in their bodies.

Soon they were attracted by a lewd man, Zhu Zhishan.

"Lewd! It's very obscene!! All the fans couldn't help but comment.

Zhu Zhishan used his obscene appearance and extremely thick-skinned request to leave a deep impression in the minds of fans.

"The younger brother just saw this, so he broke the kettle and lost it all at once, and lost all the money I could lose in my life at once, a full 300,000 taels, I hope that Brother Tang will paint thirty paintings for me to pay off debts and save my life!!"

"You just remember when you were young, I borrowed your jade futon to make you passionate, help me."

In the end, Zhu Zhishan used a "If I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world rape me day and night, until I am completely skinless and crumbling!" The poisonous oath made Tang Bohu agree to help.

His exaggerated and obscene performance conquered all the audience in an instant!!

"Why do I feel the urge to flatten him?" Fan A replied.

"Me too!"

Soon, fans were overwhelmed by Tang Bohu's amazing martial arts and amazing painting skills.

I saw that Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's ** to create a masterpiece in just a few minutes, and the action was super dazzling, which made many fans dazzled and amazed.

"That's amazing!"

"Tang Bohu is awesome! Painting with a human body. And in the end, a mouthful of water was sprayed over, and a masterpiece was completed, which is simply a god!! ”

Zhu Zhishan continued to praise Tang Bohu: "Ah, Brother Tang is really amazing, what is the name of this painting!" ”

Tang Bohu said proudly: "Spectacular, right? This is called "The Eagle Spreads Its Wings and Swallows the World"! ”

"What I admire the most is that Brother Tang used my double dots to make flowers, palms to make trees, and buttocks to draw stone ......" Then Zhu Zhishan thought that the majestic eagle was painted by his lifeline, and praised "It's really majestic and passionate, outlining its charm!" As a result, Tang Bohu said: "I'm talking about the little worm on the eagle's beak." How majestic it is! Cut! ”

"Hahaha~~~" The fans burst into laughter again.

Then fans saw Tang Bohu's 8 wives who were as beautiful as flowers. let fans see the helplessness and loneliness of Tang Bohu on the glossy surface in his heart.

Then King Ning sent someone to invite Tang Bohu out of the mountain, and the structure was cleverly avoided by Tang Bohu.

The plot passed one by one, and came to the scene where Tang Bohu's father competed with the deadly scholar, although fans watched this paragraph through the live broadcast of the premiere. But see it again now. Still amused by Jusie's self-defeating time and time again.

In this one plot. Fans also began to discover the current situation of the Tang family.

The camera soon arrived at the plot of the four talented men in the south of the Yangtze River swimming in the garden.

Attentive viewers have already discovered one thing in advance: "Isn't this the place where flowers appear?" ”

Just as they were thinking about this, they were amused again by a strange connecting verse of the four great talents: "A flock of geese down the mountain, boo down the river." Go down to the river to touch the goose and cure the hunger. After eating, I went home to play with my wife. ”

Soon, in the eyes of all fans, Ruhua appeared, and as soon as 'she' turned around, she suddenly scared these fans into weakness again.

"Damn, I've seen it once, but I still feel terrifying!!"

However, it was not released in the later plot trailer, so they all stared at the big screen with wide eyes, afraid of missing a wonderful scene.

Sure enough, Wang Shang did not disappoint them, and the sentence "people are still yellow flower girls" made their crampy faces that had just relaxed laugh again until cramps. And soon there was an unexpected turn of God between Ruhua and Tang Bohu - Ruhua was kicked into the water by Tang Bohu......

After Tang Bohu kicked Ruhua into the water, he then scolded: "Grab money!" Dead Shemale!! ”

The other three talents exclaimed: "Huh? Shemale?! ”

Zhu Zhishan's next sentence made all the fans spray wildly: "Shemale? I like it! Then he jumped into the lake desperately to save Ruhua.

Another genius sighed: "What a pity! Let him get a head start!! ”

"Hahahaha......" fans laughed loudly holding their stomachs.

"Ouch! No, my belly!! ”

"My face is cramping!! It's starting to hurt!! I can't stand it, it's so funny! ”

"Damn, I'm glad I didn't buy a drink, otherwise I would have laughed everywhere!!"

The entire theater was in a mess, complaining that this movie was too funny.

The subsequent plot is that Mrs. Washington enters the temple to worship God, and the plot finally eases up, and everyone begins to rest themselves, rub their faces, rub their stomachs, and ease their emotions.

Tang Bohu finally saw Qiu Xiang, but he felt that Qiu Xiang looked average, not as beautiful as the other three said.

The three talented men immediately retorted, "Don't worry, Brother Bohu, you must know that beauty is like flowers, and it needs green leaves to be beautiful." Then he shouted 'beauty' at the queue in Washington in a very cheap tone.

As a result, except for Qiu Xiang, the others were a group of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, which frightened Tang Bohu and retreated.

"Poof~~" A beautiful woman who had just recovered and took a sip of a drink to moisten her throat saw this passage, and the drink in her mouth squirted out instantly. Suddenly there was a scolding in the front area, and they all glared angrily, but fortunately because she was a beauty, there was no incident.

The beauty hurriedly took the drink away and didn't dare to drink it anymore.

Then he pretended to be a beggar and entered the temple to talk to Qiu Xiang, but he didn't succeed, but was kicked away by the little monk.

"Hey, isn't this the boat ride in the trailer?"

"Haha, it's funny to think of this paragraph!"

Tang Bohu: "Ah!! Your ship is sinking! ”

Boatman: "Didn't I say it, sink fast!" ”

Hahaha~~ The whole screening room was full of hilarity.

Five sixteen or seventeen-year-old girls passing by the door of the screening hall heard it. Curious, he asked, "What movie?" So funny? ”

These teenagers and girls are handsome and cute, and judging by their dress, they should all be children of wealthy families.

"Let's go, let's ask the waiter, shall we watch this movie later?"

"Okay, there's nothing to do anyway, just go in and laugh."

Before they could finish speaking, there was another burst of laughter from the screening room, which made them more confused and curious, and even more determined that they wanted to go in and watch it. They had just returned from France. Not familiar with everything domestic. Naturally, I don't know Wang Shang, let alone this currently popular movie.

Soon they knew that this movie was called "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", and the waiter also highly recommended this movie to them, saying that it was a very, very funny movie.

"Xiao Jie. Or let's watch this movie. I haven't heard of it though. But it feels like it's amazing. ”

One of the sweetest and most cute little girls, Zheng Jie, nodded and responded, "Hehe, okay, that's it." I don't even know what it's talking about, just like the movie cop or something, just mess around! I like comedy a lot. ”

"The level of China is so vulgar that you can't even come to ......the cinema," another teenager complained, but he still obeyed the wishes of the little girl, Zheng Jie.

Fans who were watching "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" didn't know that their hilarious laughter had attracted the attention of several teenagers and girls, and at this time they were holding their stomachs and laughing wildly, and their faces were already red!

After experiencing Xiaoqiang's miserable appearance, Tang Bohu successfully entered Washington and became a low-class subordinate, and soon encountered a dead snake who was trampled on by people who swept feces and was full of feces, who was doing tiger crouches, and was robbed of food...... All kinds of funny scenes.

The plot came to the part of picking up kites-

"You actually painted my peerless, graceful, and beautiful pomegranate sister into this virtue!!" Wu Zhuangyuan pointed to the portrait of Qiu Xiang painted by Tang Bohu and scolded angrily.

Tang Bohu hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, it's me who has no talent!" ”

"Hmph, don't draw if you don't have talent, and learn to draw things? I had to open your eyes!! Learn a little!! After Wu Zhuangyuan scolded angrily, he took out a terrifying and ugly picture like a flower, and declared, "This is called painting!" ”

Fans laughed and scolded: "Damn, who painted this painting so awesomely?" For example, the flowers are still miserable, I can't bear to look at them directly!! ”

Then Wu Zhuangyuan took this 'masterpiece' and gave it to those servants one by one to 'see'.

"Come on, come on, let's appreciate it!!"

After watching, I instantly 'poisoned' those subordinates to foam at the mouth and vomit.

A fan was already lying on the seat weakly at this time, and said to his friend next to him: "I'm not good anymore, wait for you to take me to the hospital, I don't know if my stomach will have a problem laughing." ”

His friend was not much better, and he was also 'crumbling': "I still want you to send me...... There's still half of it unfinished, oh my god!! ”

Soon, Tang Bohu visited the backyard at night and wanted to confess to Qiu Xiang, but he met Sister Pomegranate, the SM queen, and was punched.

Tang Bohu was shocked: "Who hit me?" ”

"It's my peerless sister Pomegranate who is admired by thousands of people!!"

The fans were not poisonous enough, and they were turned over by poison in an instant: "Vomit, I vomit~~"

……

Sister Pomegranate: "Oh my God, you actually fell in love with your mother, such a rebellious and unconscionable thing...... It's so exciting. ”

Tang Bohu was shocked: "Ah?!"

Sister Pomegranate rejoiced: "Come on, come on, I haven't tried such an exciting thing yet!" ”

Tang Bohu quickly pushed Sister Pomegranate away, and retreated in horror: "Sister Pomegranate, what are you doing??!"

Sister Pomegranate lay on the ground, howling in dissatisfaction, "Come on! Don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, eon, baby!! ”

Vomit~~

The fans retched according to their chests and made a strong complaining voice: "Damn, I really want to step on her a hundred times, a hundred times!" ”

Then they complained: "Can the king be reliable?" Why did all the English run out? ”

"This English, God matches!!". (To be continued......)

ps: Although this chapter will have more original plots, I hope book friends don't scold me for 'copying movies', this way of writing is more laborious than normal writing......