No.204 A master's move
―― "Ajianna."
"Huh?" Wang Jian tried on the casual suit on his body, this time the clothes that the natural two bought were extremely normal, they fit abnormally well on the body, and the style was not frivolous or heavy, just right: "This dress is good." ”
"Ah Jian, Ah Jian." Tian Er suddenly hugged Wang Jian's waist from behind, put his face against his back and slowly rubbed: "I ......"
Wang Jian asked with a smile while arranging the collar and cuffs in front of the mirror, "What's wrong?" ”
"I didn't ...... Nothing. Although the natural second mouth said so, his hand never let go: "It's just hugging you." ”
"If you have something to say, just say it."
Wang Jian turned to the No.204 master and turned over to pick up the face of Natural Er, his thumb gently rubbed on her smooth face, and the calluses on his hands were scraped with an indescribable numbness.
"Don't ...... Don't ......" Tiantian Er shook a little, took two steps back, shivered all over, and looked at Wang Jian with resentment: "Itchy ......"
Wang Jian looked at his hand: "There is no way to get calluses on one hand...... It is fried in hot sand. ”
"Now, Ah Jian." Tianren Er dragged Wang Jian's hand and sat on the bed: "Actually...... Actually, I'm not that cute. ”
"Oh." Wang Jian seemed very unconcerned: "And then? ”
"I am a wrestling person who walks, and I always forget things. Everything else is unlovely. I don't have good patience and temper...... "Natural two scratched his already red neck: "I will scold...... And, and I'm still very headstrong, I also like to pretend to be little girls. ”
Wang Jian leaned down, crossed his head and kissed Tian Er's lips, this kind of intimate action, if it was in the past, he wouldn't have been able to kill Wang Jian. Even if it is dry, it is estimated to be very stiff. But today, his movements are smooth, not at all like the wooden Wang Jian, with a gentle expression. It's like a different person.
"When you say these words, you're already a NO.204 master, and you're cute enough." Wang Jian's nose was pointed on the tip of Tianren's nose, and he held her head with both hands: "Actually, I am the one who is not good enough." ”
The face of the natural two rubbed became the color of pork liver. sniffling and not knowing how to continue, he just stared at Wang Jian's eyes in a panic, and he couldn't speak at all.
The two of them looked at each other for a long, long time, and Tiantian Er suddenly burst out laughing: "Ah Jian, you are learning Dawei!" ”
"You have discovered all this...... Wang Jian touched his head and stood up: "There is a master who taught me, saying that if you want to become a sunny point, you have to be like this, only Dawei is the ...... of this virtue around me"
"Actually, what I like is Ah Jian, no matter what it becomes." Natural two pointed to his eyes: "They won't lie to me." ”
"You're amazing." Wang Jian turned around and continued to sort out the shirt that was a little tight in the suit: "I will be bullied to death by you." ”
Tianji stuck out his tongue: "No, it's all about you bullying me." Not only did they bully me, but they also bullied my sister. Go, lock the door, I'm going to change my clothes. ”
"What do you change?"
"Go see the teacher, you have to be very serious!" Natural two patted Wang Jian's buttocks: "What a warped ass." Little brother, how do you charge? ”
"Go, go, don't tease me." Wang Jian slapped away Tianren's hand: "Hey...... Are you taking it off here? ”
"Shall I take it off across the road?"
Natural Er glanced at Wang Jian, and then slowly took off his coat and pants, then underwear and underwear, all the way to the naked. Then he took out a set of black underwear from the box. He put it on in front of Wang Jian, and halfway through it, he suddenly beckoned to Wang Jian: "Ah Jian is coming...... I'm not going to buckle this hood......"
Wang Jian covered his eyes with his hands, his fingers were wide open, and after hearing Tianren's request, he sighed: "I won't ...... either"
"Come help me." Tianren puffed out his mouth, quite unhappy: "I haven't used it like this, you can help me hold it!" ”
Help...... Hold on to ...... Wang Jian was suddenly stuck, and he didn't react for a long time to help her hold anything......
Seeing Wang Jian poking there like a fool, she unceremoniously covered her chest with one hand and walked in front of Wang Jian, grabbing Wang Jian's hand with one hand and pressing it under her ribs: "This way...... Squeeze your hands hard in the middle, or I won't be able to buckle it......"
Wang Jian snorted, trembling his hands held the two soft white and hot balls of Tianren Er, let out a sigh, and asked with a strange expression: "Then what?" ”
And at this moment, the door was suddenly kicked open, and Liang Huanhuan rushed in like a whirlwind: "The old lady can't bear the two of you." ”
She bumped Wang Jian with her shoulder, and then pulled the two covers of Natural Er hard, and buckled them together with a click, and then snorted coldly: "Please call me Lei Feng." ”
After speaking, she whistled happily, gave Wang Jian a weird wink, and then disappeared at the door, and even turned around and closed the door.
Naturally-two glanced at the door, her cheeks bulging like a pufferfish, and then she did something unbelievable...... She unfastened the hood again, and then looked at Wang Jian with an innocent face: "Oh, Ah Jian, open ...... again"
Wang Jian was full of black lines, but this time he learned from Liang Huanhuan and quickly buckled it. However, because of his speed, he made him look naturally unhappy, and after putting on a shirt and a women's suit, he opened the door and walked out to find Liang Huanhuan to comment.
But within two minutes, her cries for help were heard...... It's like she can't win against Liang Huanhuan, the female hooligan.
After Wang Jian walked out of the door with a helpless face, he found that it was Xiao Jin who was busy in the kitchen. And Liang Huanhuan was tossing natural two in her room, and the only one who looked normal was actually a female drug lord classmate. Lin Yaxuan was leaning on the floor-to-ceiling sofa with Wang Jian's "I Am a Cat", looking at the book gently, the last afterglow of the sunset fell on her shoulders from the window, and the light curtain formed by the sunlight pierced her hair, making her look both quiet and gentle.
"I read this book when I was in high school." Lin Yaxuan was indifferent. In short, Wang Jian hadn't seen her lose her temper, nor had she seen anything particularly surprising: "But I didn't have a chance to read it." ”
Wang Jian sighed: "Then you can read it, it's a good book." ”
Lin Yaxuan didn't say anything. just lazily changed his posture: "I have no money, no car, no house, and even the dog that is the messenger by my side is gone, all thanks to you." ”
Wang Jian shrugged: "This is what you deserve." ”
"Hey. You're a man. Lin Yaxuan shook her head: "Don't speculate for more than half a sentence." ”
Wang Jian couldn't quite understand Lin Yaxuan, so he simply went to the kitchen to help. And at about half past five, the panda's characteristic loud voice came from downstairs, and it was clear that he was still scolding the monk. However, the monk did not answer, and let him scold him.
"You're here?" Wang Jian poked his head out of the window: "Come up." ”
After a while, the two went up to the second floor, and as soon as they sat down, the panda pointed to the monk and complained to Wang Jian: "This turtle son, the deceitful Lao Tzu is so hard." Instead of saying that it was close, we started walking at half past two in the afternoon. It's only now that I've arrived. Ge Laozi ......"
The monk put his hands together and said: "False...... A qiē is all vain ......"
After he finished speaking, the panda snorted: "Lao Tzu brought the spicy hot and cold, you are an ancestor." ”
"False ......" The monk still looks dead: "It's all vain......"
These two people, one is so slow that it frightens people to death, and the other has a fiery temperament. Ordinary people estimate that they can't bear it, but these two people still have a hint of complementary advantages when they are matched.
"Ouch, mother." When Panda saw such a bunch of girls living with Wang Jian, his eyes suddenly burst into stars: "Do you marry so many wives?" You can't eat it. ”
Wang Jian was stunned for a moment, and then waved his hand again and again: "I only have one girlfriend......"
As he spoke, he pointed to the unhappy face of the natural two who was walking out of the room: "She." ”
The panda looked at it carefully for a while, and slapped his thigh: "This fruit is the most beautiful!" ”
After hearing the natural two. Blinked, then suddenly smiled, "Thank you." ”
And the others are not so happy, especially Liang Huanhuan, who is called an angry glare, holding the dishes and chopsticks, she put things on the table fiercely, and she didn't know what strange things she muttered in her mouth, ** glanced at the panda spicy, and went into the kitchen with a snort.
Not to mention her, even Lin Yaxuan frowned and glanced at the panda, and the disgust in her expression was very obvious.
"What did I do...... Panda asked Wang Jian quietly, "Why do you all look at me like this?" ”
The monk next to him sighed: "Say what you should say, don't say what you shouldn't say, do what you should do, and don't do what you shouldn't." ”
Wang Jian was also full of helplessness, so he could only eat with his head bowed and did not say a word.
"If only I could have such a martial arts gym sometime." Seeing that the atmosphere was embarrassing, the panda immediately changed the topic, standing at the top of the stairs and looking down: "This costs a lot of money......
Wang Jian snorted: "It's a partnership with someone." ”
When the monk saw that the panda hadn't been doing anything for a long time, he finally couldn't help but say a human sentence: "I will come here tomorrow morning to meet you, and then take you to my house." ”
"Is there anything you want to bring?"
The monk shook his head: "It's nothing, but you have to bring dry food and daily necessities, it's not easy to buy things over there." ”
"Hey, hey. Hot chick. After walking around, the panda beckoned to Liang Huanhuan: "You are also a practitioner?" ”
Liang Huanhuan didn't even look at him, just made a sound through his nose, and after a while, he sat down and began to eat.
"Don't do that."
"Dead fatty, believe it or not, I slapped you to Equatorial Guinea?" Liang Huanhuan was reluctant to be annoyed: "Go away and go away, it's not good to see a greasy fat man like you." ”
Wang Jian stretched out his hand and said to the panda: "Her first love was a fat man, and then cruelly abandoned her." ”
"That's it......" Panda understood and patted his stomach: "What a fat man with no vision." ”
"If I'm not mistaken, you came today to discuss the formation of a circle with Ah Jian." Natural two smiled: "Will the Kung Fu Alliance?" ”
"Little girl has good eyesight." Panda slapped his hand, and then replaced his fluent Trump with standard Mandarin: "Everyone knows that the kung fu of the two factions is completely different. The sun rises from the top of Mount Tai, in the open space, opening and closing, jumping vertically and widely, stretching and generous, which is the characteristic of the northern martial arts; The moon hangs on the small bridge, between the bamboo forests, the short bridge is strong, the wide width sinks the horse, and the speed and compactness are the characteristics of the southern martial arts. Monks are typical of the northern school, and Wang Jian's style should be the majority of the southern school, so I want the two of them to be the representatives of the northern and southern martial arts, and then in the future, they will each recruit their peers and pass on these things. ”
"In fact, for us, the biggest problem now is those charlatans, who have been using some fake things to devalue kung fu in disguise. I'm heartbroken. The panda's expression was solemn: "In this martial arts conference, I saw an opportunity to develop and grow." The monk said that there was nothing wrong with him, but Wang Jian's words ...... I don't know much about it, so I came today to see Wang Jian. ”
Wang Jian nodded, went into the house, took off his clothes and shirt and changed into loose clothes: "It's okay." ”
"Is that the first to eat or the first to fight?"
"Let's fight."
In this way, the two people, who had eaten well, suddenly arrived in the hall downstairs and began to prepare to fight each other, but they stopped eating, and the others couldn't sit still. To know the person who can make Wang Jian pay so much attention, it will definitely be a wonderful game.
Sure enough, after they started fighting, it can really be said to be a movie-level fighting process. Although both sides are point-to-point, the body, the position, the strength, and the offense and defense are really exciting. And don't look at the panda has two hundred catties, but his movements are fast, and he is not under Wang Jian at all.
And Wang Jian also tried his best to use pure southern kung fu, and did not explode any evil kung fu. It's what Wing Chun, Hung Quan and so on, but even so, it's quite exciting.
Even Lin Yaxuan was watching attentively, and through the glass window, many passers-by participated in the onlookers.
Then before I knew it, there were people standing outside the martial arts hall and at the door, everyone was watching this heads-up that was more exciting than the movie, and from time to time the audience cheered for a beautiful attack by Panda or Wang Jian.
"You've lost." The panda grinned and pointed his acupoint behind Wang Jian's ear: "You are too powerful, force me to use yin tricks." ”
Wang Jian sighed: "You lost." ”
The panda was stunned for a moment, and found that Wang Jian poked him in the waist with the same gesture, and he still bent one leg backwards, enough to bounce away calmly after dodging the panda's blow.
"I've got an ancestor ...... day!!