"Yangzi, the rivers and lakes are in emergency! No. 67, Baihua Lane, Xicheng, someone named and wanted to see your kid come to power and toss poorly, the head of the regiment said, if you don't arrive immediately, you will fire my wife, if you have a conscience, come quickly! ”

"Dizzy, I really don't know if you're my own mother! Now I'm studying at night, and I'm going to take the college entrance examination in two months, I need to study, so I still don't want to follow you to perform any bullshit shows. I've said it eight times a long time ago, it's called hip-hop, not tossing on the ground, ok? ”

"Son, you are my own father! As long as you come to the encore, the owner of the happy event will add a hundred dollars! If you don't come, I won't get a penny for two days and two nights! Sensei said so much nonsense, come quickly, when you get to Baihua Lane, you just need to see the big red happy word pasted on it, and you will be there! ”

"Mom, can I not go?"

"The king of the dog, if you don't dare to come, the old lady will immediately kill your school, pull your ears and arrest your boy! Aren't you afraid of losing face in front of your classmates, my mother will make you lose face! ”

"My own mother, even if I owe you in my last life, can't I go? Twenty minutes, just in time! ”

Li Yang stuffed the worn-out Nokia phone in his hand into his trouser pocket and cleaned up the textbooks on the table with a frustrated expression.

Suddenly, his body was agitated, and he found that Wang Yuxin, the beautiful squad leader at the same table next to him, was glaring at him angrily, and hurriedly made a gesture and whispered: "Class leader, please take a leave." You also heard it just now, my mother asked me to perform a show, if I don't go to my mother's direct layoff, I will go out for a while, and I will be back in an hour! ”

This beautiful squad leader is named Wang Yuxin, she has fair skin and a slender figure, big eyes, ivory-like skin, Qiong nose and bright teeth, beautiful as a flower, her head is ear-length and her hair is not messy, she looks beautiful, and a strong woman is shrewd and capable, she is the well-deserved school flower of this Deyang High School, and she is also the class president of Liyang.

Wang Yuxin is not only beautiful, but also very good at studying, and among the more than 400 students in eight classes in their city-level key high school, they always take the first place in every exam.

And Li Yang studied in the first and second years of high school, but in the third year of high school, it was a mess, and he actually took the first place in the class before the last college entrance examination! The head teacher was afraid that he, the black sheep, would drag their class back, so he specially transferred Wang Yuxin, who was the best student, to his side to supervise his study.

"It's your unscrupulous mother who sings on the street again, and let you go to the show, right? No way! You're here now to give me an endorsement for staying here! I can't memorize these 100 English words, so don't want to rest tonight! Wang Yuxin reprimanded with a straight face.

Li Yang's face darkened, and he said angrily: "What is it called singing on the street, my mother is also an actor in the song and dance troupe!" If I don't go tonight, my mom will kill me at our school! ”

"Then let her come, and I'll teach her a lesson to her face. You are a senior high school graduating student, learning is the most important thing, and you can't delay your studies for a few stinky money! Isn't it just a hundred yuan, I'll give me this money, and you give me an honest endorsement here now! ”

Wang Yuxin glanced at Li Yang, reached out and took out a Grandpa Mao from a pink wallet, and threw it lightly on the desk in front of Li Yang.

Li Yang looked at the hundred yuan in front of him, and his heart was moved.

He knew that Wang Yuxin seemed to be strict, but he was actually a knife-mouthed tofu-hearted person, and it was for his good to force him to endorse, but his mother's situation was really special, and he couldn't go if he didn't go.

After my mother was laid off from the textile factory, she finally found a job singing in the dance troupe, and if she lost it, not only would she not be able to go to school, but even the family's living expenses would be lost!

"Good squad leader, I can't ask for your money, let's memorize these 100 words together tomorrow, I really should go."

Li Yang saw Wang Yuxin pestering him, and he was about to slip away when he got up, he chuckled at the corner of his mouth, thinking that with the skills of Lao Tzu as the runner-up of the city-wide street dance competition, it is not easy to escape from the clutches of your little woman?

Who knew that as soon as he took a step, he found that the placket of the black school uniform was tightly pulled by Wang Yuxin, who had an angry face.

As soon as Li Yang's body twisted, he was about to forcibly break free, but he found that the beautiful squad leader's hand was very strong, and his clothes were almost torn, and he couldn't leave.

"Yuxin let go! I'm really in a hurry! Li Yang said urgently.

"Don't let it go, memorize the words before leaving!" Wang Yuxin refused to budge at all.

The class was full of more than 40 students, and now they all turned their heads to look at Wang Yuxin, who was competing with Liyang, with a smile on their faces.

"Jingle bell bell!"

The bell rang for the end of the night self-study, and Li Yang was secretly anxious, the school gate would be closed after a while, and if he didn't leave, he might not be able to leave!

He simply had an idea, let go of his hands with one go, took off the school uniform along the collar around his neck, and then quickly jumped to the door of the classroom, not forgetting to turn around and give Wang Yuxin a bright smile: "Thank you class leader for changing my clothes and saying goodbye!" ”

After speaking, he ran away with a 'whoosh'!

Wang Yu was pleased with the jade-faced race frost, stood up and slammed Li Yang's clothes on his desk, and shouted at the stunned classmates next to him: "What do you see, didn't you hear the bell ringing after class!" ”

Then sat in his position and his chest rose and fell violently, with tears in his eyes, and he didn't get this breath for a long time.

Outside the window, a dark shadow flashed, and I saw him crush half of the cigarette in his hand vigorously, throw it heavily on the ground, and quickly step onto a black Toyota car parked in the dark.

"Drive fast and keep up with this kid. He dared to touch Lao Tzu's woman, he was really tired and crooked! A hoarse voice sounded, and the Toyota buzzed and slowly followed.

The night in the southeast city is very beautiful, the shadows of the trees under the street lamps are swaying, on the dusk road, Li Yang is pedaling the bicycle hard, at this time he is full of thoughts, tomorrow I don't know how to be punished by this beautiful squad leader, whether to do ten more math problems, or memorize fifty more English words, when he thinks of these, his brain is bigger.

Turning a corner, the street lights in front of him were broken, the road was dark, Li Yang quickly pedaled the car and galloped over, the black Toyota quickly overtook it, a short brake sounded, the door opened, and four people came down.

Li Yang didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this, the time was urgent, he just cared about riding quickly, and when he passed by the Toyota, his eyes suddenly went dark, and his body seemed to be covered by something!

Then he felt a heavy punch and kick hit him, almost avoiding the pain, and when he was about to scream loudly under the rain of punches, he was punched in the back of the head, and he didn't know anything...

The screeching sound of tires scraping against the ground came out, and the Toyota sped away, leaving only Liyang, who was covered in a sack, and his worn-out bicycle.

In the outer solar space, a huge disk-shaped object appeared at some point.

In the middle of the bottom layer of the disc-shaped object, an orange ray suddenly shot out, and this ray only appeared for 0.01 seconds under the dark night, and disappeared like lightning.

This saucer-shaped object is the legendary flying saucer!

Li Yang lay quietly on a platform that emitted a soft white light, surrounded by several strange humanoid objects standing beside him, where he was communicating his thoughts in a way similar to brain waves.

These people are about 1.8 meters tall, their appearance is similar to that of earthlings, but their heads are twice as large, their eyes are twice as large, their noses are small, there is only a bulge symbolizing their surname, there are two sesame-sized holes on them, and their mouths are petite and delicate and only half the size of earthlings, they are aliens from tens of thousands of light years away.

These aliens are dressed in a pale blue garment, which looks like metallic leather, wrapping around the whole body from the neck down, and there is not a single seam on the top and bottom of the body, which makes them even more slender and elegant.

Inside the flying saucer, these aliens were already walking around Liyang's body, their eyes frequently meeting each other, and it seemed that they were still engaged in some form of communication.

Finally, they seemed to have made some kind of difficult decision, an alien with a few wrinkles on his face who was slightly older nodded, and pointed towards a light curtain suspended in the air, and tapped a few times with his slender fingers, and in an instant a larger light curtain appeared, and Li Yang's head appeared on it, first hair, then scalp, the next layer was the skull, and finally the tender brain tissue!

These people seem to be using an advanced technique to dissect Li Yang's body layer by layer!

At this time, Li Yang was still lying there motionless, his head was still the same, and there was not even a trace of wound, but his brain tissue was now presented in front of the alien's eyes, what a terrifying scene!

There were a total of eighteen aliens standing in front of the light curtain and watching Li Yang's brain tissue, and they nodded slightly while looking at Li Yang's brain tissue, as if they were judging that part of the taste was better.

Finally, the elder alien's finger clicked wildly, and a small disc-shaped light cluster in the upper part of the hall shot out a green light, which directly shone on Li Yang's head, and in an instant, Li Yang's brain tissue on the light curtain seemed to be eroded by this evil green light, and the colorful light shone brightly!

Suddenly, the green light began to become erratic, and even the entire flying saucer began to shake violently, and the aliens standing on the floor were overturned to the ground by this sudden change, and when they slowly got up, a strange sound came out from the small flying saucer-like light cluster in the upper part of the hall, as if it was the same as the voice of Li Yang!

"Boiled fish... Zhou Xingxing... Spicy... Shredded chicken... Montenegro... Old demon... Hibiscus... Sister... Aoi... Empty... Shark... Born as a gift... Alien... Uncle Benshan... Who am I and who are you? Wow, how are you guys in my belly! Are you roundworms, pinworms, whipworms, cysts? It doesn't seem to be either, faint! Why do I have these things in my stomach? ”