The woman asked, "When the girl of the Xu family enters the Yuan family, can't she go to the table to eat?" ”

Xiao Yuan officiated with the wedding master of ceremonies and said: "The policies of the party and the government are equal between men and women, and Miss Xu is a member of the Yuan family when she welcomes her into the Yuan family, and the family eats at the same table!" ”

The woman asked, "Coarse or fine?" ”

Xiao Yuan's officiating master of ceremonies said: "The Yuan family eats coarse grains, and the girls of the Xu family also eat coarse grains; The Yuan family eats fine grains, and the girls of the Xu family also eat fine grains! ”

The woman said, "No, now that life is better, the girl of the Xu family is delicate, and she doesn't eat coarse grains, only fine grains!" ”

Xiao Yuan's officiating officiant said: "This matter depends on the Xu family, and the girls of the Xu family are guaranteed to eat fine grain!" ”

The country was poor in those years, and it was not easy for the people to eat fine grains, and the vegetable lumps and rotten sweet potatoes were really hard to swallow.

Next, the woman asked about some trivial matters in life, and Xiao Yuan officiated with the wedding master of ceremonies to answer one by one, and the people in the mountains sounded relish, but Lin Ling felt inexplicable.

Lin Ling turned his face to look at Xu Jianchuan: "Didn't you mean that Xiao Yuan and Xiao Xu were in elementary school, how can you take care of the trivial things in life?" ”

Xu Jianchuan looked a little impatient and said: "Didn't I tell you, this custom is the custom of marrying in their area, which is equivalent to a marriage ceremony, so you don't have to take it seriously!" ”

Lin Ling looked at Xu Chuan and said, "I think it's so good, I have set the conditions in advance, and I will live a better life in the future!" ”

Xu Jianchuan turned his face to look at Lin Ling and asked with a smile: "What conditions do you want?" ”

Lin Ling was stunned, opened her small mouth, and couldn't find the conditions to talk about, her pretty face sank: "I will suffer if there are no conditions, you can do whatever you want, I can't help you with it!" ”

Xu Jianchuan smiled: "Since there are no conditions, you can listen to my arrangement." I won't treat you badly! ”

"No, I have to think of a condition to stump you!" Lin Ling was not convinced, and glared at Xu Jianchuan with wonderful eyes.

In just one second, Lin Ling's pretty face bloomed like a flower, obviously there are conditions, and they are hard conditions. Looking at her pretty expression, she is absolutely sure to restrain Xu Jianchuan.

Xu Jianchuan looked at Lin Ling's pretty expression, and immediately knew what Lin Ling's conditions were, so he didn't know and asked, "Did you come up with any conditions?" ”

"Hmm!" Lin Ling had an unpleasant expression, "Kill conditions!" ”

"What conditions are so powerful?" Xu Jianchuan said with a smile, but his expression was not serious, "Let's listen to it!" ”

"Of course I'll tell you!" Lin Ling was even more proud.

"But it also depends on the charm that does not meet my conditions!" Xu Jianchuan said with a smile.

"What are the conditions that meet your conditions, that is, the conditions that limit you are the conditions!" Lin Ling chuckled.

"What do you mean by conditions? Only if both parties accept it is a condition, and if one party does not agree, it is not a condition! Xu Jianchuan said.

"No way!" Lin Ling said in a domineering tone, "My condition is to restrict you!" ”

"That's the Overlord clause!" Xu Jianchuan said.

"I'm just going to make the overlord clause!" Lin Ling didn't give an inch.

Xu Jianchuan made a helpless expression and said: "There is a punishment clause for family planning, whoever violates family planning will be fired from his job!" To put it bluntly, expelling other people's jobs is to serve other people's jobs, and they are not allowed to eat! I think that the conditions you came up with are the same as the terms of family planning. It should be bad government! ”

"I'm just going to make a bad government for you, otherwise you will be very rampant!" Lin Ling smiled. The small mouth pursed, as if he had formulated a bad political system to subdue Xu Jianchuan.

"Am I so mad? How rampant! Xu Jianchuan pretended not to understand and asked.

"Xu Jianchuan, you are forcing me to proclaim government!" Lin Ling puffed up his beautiful chest and said proudly.

"Hehe," Xu Jianchuan smiled, looking at Lin Ling's confused look. said, "The government is good, but it will be difficult to revise it!" ”

"Seeing your appearance, I'm about to proclaim the government!" Lin Ling was angry, with a threatening expression on her face.

"It is necessary to issue a government. First of all, it depends on whether you can abide by the policies you make, and then others ignore the policies you make! Xu Jianchuan looked at Lin Ling with a smile, becoming more and more fascinated, and salivating, "If we can't comply with it, it's better not to issue such conditions!" ”

"I declare that from now on, you can only come once in three days!" Lin Ling not only announced verbally, but also put his hand on Xu Jianchuan's ass and twisted it hard.

Ho, Lin Ling really announced the conditions, changing the original Xu Jianchuan to come a few times a night to come once every three days, this condition is not harsh, it is simply cruel!

The evil government of family planning is that as long as you have no family planning, you will serve your job, and the conditions announced by Lin Ling are that you want to be humane, and you are not allowed to be humane, which is worse than the evil government of family planning!

Xu Jianchuan looked at Lin Ling, and didn't care if his buttocks were twisted painfully, so he pretended to be shocked and asked, "Do you really want to implement this condition?" ”

Lin Ling made a straight face: "Of course it must be executed!" ”

Xu Jianchuan said: "Do you think that the unilateral overlord clause also works?" ”

Lin Ling didn't look at Xu Jianchuan, and listened attentively to the woman's questioning, and the master of ceremonies of the Xiao Yuan family replied, no longer giving Xu Zijianchuan an entangled expression.

The woman asked, "How many children did the girl of the Xu family go to your house to give birth?" ”

Xiao Yuan officiated with the wedding master of ceremonies and replied: "Five men and three women!" ”

Lin Ling was surprised and her eyes widened: "Why do you give birth to so many people, treat women as sows!" Xiao Xu is a teacher, and he still has to work, so he doesn't have time to have children at all! Besides, there is a family planning policy, whoever gives birth will be fired from work, Xiao Xu is so stupid, he wants to give birth to five boys and three girls! ”

Xu Jianchuan said with a smile: "Although the conditions are mentioned, it is one thing to agree or not, or even if you agree, it is another thing if it does not take effect after passing the door!" ”

"How can there be such a condition!" Lin Ling said angrily.

"Don't get excited, the show is still to come, let's see if they can agree on the conditions!" Xu Jianchuan said with a smile.

The woman said loudly: "What, giving birth to five boys and three girls, now is a new society, what do you think of the girls of the Xu family, the sow that gave birth to children, the hen that laid eggs, the Xu family disagrees, resolutely disagrees!" ”

Xiao Yuan's officiating wedding master of ceremonies said loudly: "Who doesn't want to have more sons and more blessings to inherit the family, five men and three women are hardware, and if you don't agree, you have to agree!" ”

The woman said: "Family planning is a national policy, and the girl of the Xu family will only give birth to one child when she goes to the Yuan family!" ”

Xiao Yuan's officiating wedding master of ceremonies said loudly: "No, no one of the five men and three women can be missing!" ”

The woman said: "The conditions can't be negotiated, even if you drive a tank car to welcome your relatives, the girl of the Xu family will not marry!" Go back, when you agree to our terms, and when you come back to greet you! ”

Lin Ling looked at Xu Jianchuan in a daze: "Xiao Yuan can't get married for a long time, how can this be!" ”

Xu Jianchuan said: "You wait and see, there will be a good show soon!" ”

The woman dropped her words, turned around and walked into the courtyard gate, closed the door, walked across the courtyard dam, walked towards the house door, closed the house door, and ignored the crowd of relatives, and the aunt wearing a red ribbon and a big red flower on his chest riding on a tall horse also turned a blind eye.

Lin Ling was stunned when she saw the situation in front of her, and turned to look at Xu Jianchuan: "This ......"

Xu Jianchuan smiled: "Keep watching!" ”

Xiao Yuan's officiating wedding master of ceremonies walked to Xiao Yuan's high-headed horse and said loudly: "Groom, the Xu family will not let you welcome you!" ”

"I have already taken a fancy to the girl of the Xu family, and I think that the girl of the Xu family, they will not let them welcome their relatives and rob them!" Xiao Yuan rode on a horse and commanded like a general, looking very domineering.

Xiao Yuan's officiating wedding master of ceremonies said loudly: "Listen to the welcoming team, the Xu family will not let the bride be welcomed, and the groom has spoken, rob!" Do you have the guts to snatch the bride back with me! ”

The welcome team hula ran up to the front eight young men and four eldest daughters-in-law, and said loudly: "The Xu family won't let you welcome, we will rob, who is afraid of whom!" ”

Xiao Yuan's officiating wedding master of ceremonies shouted to the people in the house: "Listen, the people in the house, our groom can't wait, call to rob the bride, you hand over the bride!" I'll count one, two, three, and if I don't hand over someone, I'll call for robbing the bride! ”

The house was silent, there was no response, and at this moment there were no chickens or dogs to bite, as if time had stopped.

"One! Two! Three! Xiao Yuan's officiating wedding master of ceremonies shouted three times and ordered loudly, "Rob!" ”

"Rob", shouting so domineeringly, four daughters-in-law and eight young men rushed over.

Lin Ling turned his face to Xu Jianchuan and looked surprised: "It's really a robbery?" ”

Xu Jianchuan said: "Not only rob people, but also rob things!" ”

I really haven't heard of this kind of welcoming relatives, and Lin Ling has an unreasonable expression on his face.

Eight young men and four eldest daughters-in-law are shouting and robbing people! It's a robbery! rushed to the gate of the courtyard dam, showing his teeth and claws.

Xiao Yuan's officiating wedding master of ceremonies pushed down the door, the door was not latched, and it opened with a slight push, and eight young men and four eldest daughters-in-law rushed into the courtyard, shouting all the way, robbing people! It's a robbery!

A group of people rushed out of the house, shouting: "The sky is blue and the sun is white, we are here to see if we dare to rob people!" ”

The people who rushed out were a bit miscellaneous, men, women and children, the old ones were eighty or ninety years old, the younger ones were two or three years old, and there were at least twenty or thirty people, blocking the door, preventing eight young men and four eldest daughters-in-law from breaking into the house and robbing people.

Men, women, and children were dressed in new clothes, and they were all smiling, not like they were going to fight.

Xiao Yuan's officiating wedding master stepped forward and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Yuan family welcomes relatives, and please make it convenient for your parents-in-law!" ”

Someone said, "It's okay, it's up to you to show it!" ”

Xiao Yuan's officiating wedding master of ceremonies hurriedly asked someone to bring a red envelope that was so red that it was shining, and each person sent one.

Lin Ling asked Xu Jianchuan: "Who are they!" ”

Xu Jianchuan replied: "Seven aunts and eight aunts, grandparents, cousins or something!" ”

Dozens of red envelopes have been distributed, and dozens of people still don't leave, but it doesn't matter, dozens of people don't affect the eight young men and the four eldest daughters-in-law to grab the bride.

Eight young men and four eldest daughters-in-law broke into the door directly, and after a while, the four eldest daughters-in-law walked out of the house with the bride in their arms, and the eight young men were like bodyguards vigilant to the people of the Xu family, worried that they would snatch Xiao Xu back.

Xiao Xu was hugged and walked out of the door of Xu's house, saw Xu Jianchuan and Lin Ling, and hurriedly walked over.

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