Chapter 1000 relies on the thousand-year-old fox
"You're amazing!" Zhang Yang admired the way.
Laurie Barks shook her head and said, "What's awesome! It's just that there are too many things to see this kind of thing, and there is nothing to be surprised about. It's better now, in the early years, which family didn't go through a dragon and tiger fight, killing a river of blood, and in the end only the people who were hard were left. I still have a little impression of that little girl, her life is not very hard, it seems that you should have pulled her to have a chance to change her life! ”
Zhang Yang opened his mouth wide and said, "You still believe this!" ”
"Yes, of course. Your boy's life is a life of hard work, a lifetime of hard work for food, clothing, shelter and transportation, with a dead breath on his forehead, and he will not live more than sixty. But now that you have thousands of peach blossoms in your waist and continue to live a long life, it seems that something incredible has happened to you. Laurie Barks said.
Zhang Yang stood up suddenly, looked at this old man in horror, no mistake, so many gods in Huaxia didn't see their heels, and some people saw that this is a person who is still a thousand-year-old king. Zhang Yang wondered if this old man was a goblin.
"Don't be afraid, I've just learned a little. My mother has Chinese ancestry and knows a lot of mysterious things, in your words, she is a goddess who can see many things and has taught me since I was a child. Later, I went to Huaxia, just in time for the turmoil in your country, and I bought a lot of books and came back to study and study. Laurie Barks said.
Zhang Yang muttered: "You are still called a beginner, how can those masters of our country live?" ”
"Hehe, people have different fates, I have liked these since I was a child, the more I learn, the more addicted I become, and finally I got to this step!" Laurie Barks Road.
Zhang Yang didn't care about the will now, but became interested in the old man, and said curiously: "Sir, why don't you get married?" I can understand if you are not an official, but I really don't understand why you don't want offspring! ”
Laurie Bacchus sighed and said: "You are still the first person to ask me about this, I am not afraid of your jokes, anyway, I am over ninety, and there is nothing to be ashamed of, the reason why I don't look for a woman is because I am afraid of death!" There's another reason why you'll understand after listening to my story. ”
Zhang Yang was dumbfounded, and he didn't expect such an answer.
Laurie Bacchus shook his head and said, "When people get old, they tend to remember the past!" At that time, my father was a very handsome and handsome young man, and he was suave and got into a lot of romantic debts. He likes to pursue rich and beautiful women, and his mother has become her prey, and his mother was very young at that time, which is the opponent of her father, and she feels as if she has met the love in the story, and they are together. ”
Zhang Yang is a little inexplicable, this is a love story, how does it have anything to do with whether you like women or not.
Laurie Bacchus continues, "With my birth, my mother gradually set her mind on me. Dad couldn't stay any longer, and often went to London to attend various banquets, at that time they were already married, and Dad had money, and there were many young and beautiful girls who found Dad. I remember that when my mother put me to sleep, she began to tell me a lot of Chinese stories, Meng Jiangnu, Wang Baochuan, and the White Lady. Gradually, my mother changed, and began to tell me about Wu Zetian, Pan Jinlian, and Du Shi Niang. ”
Zhang Yang was a little panicked when he heard this, and he started talking about loyal women, and then he talked about some ruthless stubble, this woman's mentality changed terrifyingly.
Laurie Bacchus also immersed himself in the memories and said to himself: "Mom is a goddess, she knows witchcraft, and I always think that women know witchcraft." Otherwise, how can the man who is fascinated be fascinated! Finally, one day her mother couldn't stand her father's affair anymore, so she locked him in the prison of the castle, and then found a wine jar and put him in it. ”
Zhang Yang remembered a woman's name Lu Pheasant, vicious as Lu Pheasant, and jealous as Fang Xuanling's wife, Mrs. Lu, good guy. Then looked at Laurie Bacchus with some sympathy, leaving such a big shadow when he was a child, it's no wonder that this guy doesn't like women, it's good that he wasn't scared to death.
Speaking of this, Laurie Bacchus shuddered, sobered up from the memories, and then said with a wry smile: "Every time I see a woman, I feel like I see my mother's shadow, do you think I can get married?" Do you know why I'm locked up here, because for a while, I killed single women whenever I saw them, and I killed all the women who pursued me, and I was afraid that they would kill me in the future, just like my mother put my father in the jar. ”
Zhang Yang looked at Laurie Bacchus in amazement, and suddenly thought of the two Caterinas next door, and looked anxiously, but fortunately, the two girls were fine, sitting there quietly.
Laurie Bacchus smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, that's all when I was young, and many of the ghost stories circulating in Britain now are because of my actions when I was young." Later, when I learned about my problem, I locked myself in the castle, and doing charity was actually to atone for my sins! ”
Zhang Yangqiang smiled, Ya, it turned out to be a murderous demon, it was too surprising, no wonder they all said that they knew people and faces, but they didn't know their hearts, who could have known that this famous old knight was such a person. No, why did he tell himself this?
Laurie Bacchus seemed to know Zhang Yang's doubts, and said with a smile: "Isn't it strange why I told you this!" Because when I see you, I feel like I saw my dad when he was young, the same eyebrows and the same amorous nature, but I don't know if you will fall into the same result as my dad. ”
Zhang Yang was so angry that he almost scolded his mother, the ghost is the same as your father, but he still couldn't help but shudder, as if he saw an evil woman looking at him in secret.
"Sir, I didn't offend you!" Zhang Yang said with a sad face.
Laurie Bacchus laughed and said, "Okay, no kidding with you, little friend, let's make a deal!" ”
Zhang Yang said cautiously: "What deal?" ”
Zhang Yang always felt that this old man was a little evil, and he had to be vigilant when dealing with him.
Laurie Barks said with a smile: "You should have come for the Yang family's will, I can give it to you, and I can even prove that this will is to pass the title to the little girl of the Yang family." ”
"What do you need me to do!" Zhang Yang has become more vigilant.
Laurie Bacchus pointed to the castle and said, "You just need to inherit my castle and title!" ”
"What!" Zhang Yang jumped up.
What the hell is this idea, the first time I saw this old man, he said a lot of things inexplicably, and finally let himself inherit these, he was crazy, or he was crazy.
"I'm not kidding, I'm serious," Laurie Bacchus said. If no one inherits all this, it will be taken back by the state, and then we Basques will really become extinct to me. It's not going to work, I can't face my mother when I go underground, she doesn't know how to punish me! ”
"Wait, you said your mother wouldn't let you go, what about the Basque family?" Zhang Yang said with some surprise.
"Yes, I inherited my title from my mother." Laurie Barks Road.
Zhang Yang looked at the old man in surprise, which he never expected.
Laurie Bacchus said: "Actually, my mother was a very smart woman, and in order to inherit this title, she poisoned all the people in the family in the castle. It's a pity that when a smart woman meets a man with a rhetorical voice, her IQ will be zero, and her mother is like this, and finally she finally came to her senses. I can't make the same mistake as her! ”
Hearing this, Zhang Yang jumped up as if he had been pricked by a needle.
Because Laurie Bacchus is an old man in his nineties, Zhang Yang has never peeped at him with his ability, but this sentence just now made Zhang Yang feel wrong, so he took a look at it with his ability, and after reading it, he was like a cat being stepped on its tail, his hair stood on end, and he pointed at Laurie Bacchus and said in an almost screaming voice: "You, you are a woman!" ”
Laurie Barks smiled, "You've finally guessed the answer!" ”
Zhang Yang regrets it incomparably now, this is a nightmare, if he is given another chance to choose, he will definitely not come to see this old man. No wonder he doesn't marry a wife, no wonder he lives in seclusion in an ancient castle, no wonder he looks so kind, it turns out that he is an old lady. And his name, I felt like a woman's name from the beginning, but I didn't think much about it because I thought he was a man.
Zhang Yang really wanted to forget about fainting, with see-through eyes, he couldn't even distinguish between men and women, it was too embarrassing.
"I didn't think I was a woman for a long time, men are liars and I don't like them. The women are too scary, all of them are like the devil, and I am afraid of them. In the end, I didn't know if I was a man or a woman, so I had to hide in the castle. Laurie Barks said.
Zhang Yang wiped his sweat, his legs and stomach were a little tendoned, in a sense, he was more romantic than Laurie Bacchus's father, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a pit, will she get old and get better?