Chapter 156: Celebrant Officer

Fu Pi's meaning is very simple, that is, as long as the Great Qin State does not fight, recuperates with the people, and treats the Central Plains to prosper, those small countries will naturally be obedient, and it is natural to dominate the world! That is to say, it is certain to dominate the world, and it is absolutely impossible to fight a war! Fu Pi's words are very reasonable, the ministers nodded secretly when they heard it, since ancient times, educating people with virtue has always been the supreme ideal, and it does sound very clever to win the world without relying on a single soldier! It's so clever, what everyone wants!

Yao Chang stood up and said: "What Pingle Gong said is wrong, you said that the Great Qin Dynasty is strong, and the small country will naturally be obedient, and the Pingle Gong also knows that it is said that the small country is obedient, of course, now the small country is almost all obedient, which eye do you see that the Jin Dynasty has the meaning of submission, I heard that the Prime Minister of the Jin Dynasty Xie An is a talent, and he has been stepping up his troops in the past two years. Did Pingle Gong fight? Do you know that the most important thing in fighting a war is momentum? ”

After listening to Yao Chang's words, all the ministers also nodded, and it is reasonable to say that if you don't beat someone, you are waiting for someone else to fight?

Fu Rong snorted heavily, and wanted to stand up and speak, but saw Murong hanging to Fu Jian and slamming him to the ground, and said: "Your Majesty's forgiveness, originally the minister just wanted to get some country gadgets to please Your Majesty, but I didn't want to attract a generous statement from Pingle Gong, Brother Yao Chang, you are really, what did you mention at Your Majesty's birthday banquet, isn't this a blessing for the king and the big guy?" Tell me what you should do? ”

Yao Chang hit the snake with the stick, immediately knelt down and said, "Damn it, damn it, the minister should die." I have ruined the good atmosphere of the birthday banquet, please punish me with Your Majesty! ”

Fu Jian laughed and said: "Yao Chang, you really deserve to die, punish you for drinking today, and you have to go back to the house sideways to forget you!" ”

Yao Chang hurriedly knelt down and said, "This punishment must be certain!" ”

The ministers saw that the court was originally tense, and a war of words was about to begin, but they didn't expect that just after the beginning, the officials watched it with relish, thinking about whose team they were going to stand in, and their Heavenly King His Majesty would be happy, but the drums were beating extremely loudly and enthusiastically. But it starts and ends. There are too many peaceful days, everyone wants to have some fun to play, and they just look forward to a better show at the lunch birthday banquet!

The ceremonial officer smiled when he saw the tense posture that was originally going to be sabre-rattling. Look at whether Fu Jian continues to read. Fu Jian nodded slightly and said, "You read them one by one." Aren't you tired and panicked? You've been a ceremonial officer for so long, every year, aren't you tired of it? ”

The ceremonial officer didn't know what Fu Jian meant. Ask him, "Aren't you tired and panicked?" He bowed his head and replied "No" and asked him, "Aren't you bored?" He bowed his head again and replied "No", everyone laughed, and he was in a good mood, so he asked: "You feel tired and tired, why do you still think about it, keep reading?" ”

The ceremonial officer was so frightened that he quickly knelt on the ground, and even said, "Don't dare, don't dare!" ”

Fu Jian laughed and said, "Don't you dare? What don't you dare? Do you dare not read, or do you dare not get tired? ”

The ceremonial officer was sweating profusely, and he didn't know whether to answer, "Dare!" Or "Don't dare!" ”。

The ministers saw that Fu Jian was rarely so happy, and the original solemn and serious gift ceremony became so fun. Thinking about why Fu Jian is so happy, it seems that the source is the two boys and girls, who didn't understand Fu Jian's mind before, suddenly became clear-minded, there are many people in this world who like to figure out the holy will and tend to be inflammatory, Your Majesty laughs at them and laughs, Your Majesty likes to go east, then follow the east, most of the people are generally minded, and the air becomes more pleasant!

Fu Jian smiled: "Really, how many years have you been a ceremonial official?" Every day, step by step, you have become an elm brain, you have been reading for many years, these hundreds of people's rituals, you are tired of reading, and the voice is not necessarily good, we are tired of listening, no wonder you can't be flexible, read less and do more? ”

The ceremonial officer was dumbfounded, he has been a ceremonial official for more than ten years, and he is the most competent ceremonial official in the Ministry of Rites, Your Majesty said that my voice is not good, does Your Majesty want to change a ceremonial official with a better voice? He was sweating, so he had to say, "Please make it clear to your Majesty!" ”

Fu Jian said: "You read a little less, just say which officials, and then ask the little ones to bring the gifts together, so that I can take a look, so that the ministers and envoys can see the gifts, and the mind will be received, you read for a long time, Fu Rui!" ”

Fu Jian screamed violently, Fu Jian's son Fu Rui aimed his eyes at Murong Chong, his big round head turned around, and when he heard Fu Jian's call, a spirit was excited, and he hurriedly responded: "The minister is here, what does Your Majesty command!" ”

"I don't have any instructions, I just ask you, after listening to it for a long time, do you want to fall asleep!"

Fu Rui is the most hot-tempered and straightforward person, and he puffed up his chest and said: "Back to Your Majesty's words, the minister is sleepy when he listens to it!" ”

"Hahaha, did you hear that! You're putting people to sleep! Okay, it's good for you to follow my method and bring up all the birthday gifts and open everyone's eyes! ”

The ceremonial officer was busy responding, and read: "Present ......" and then there was a small yellow door to bring up the gifts one by one, after reading a batch, and then to the next batch, these gifts are all the ministers and ministers painstakingly collected, naturally it is rare treasures, this is good, for a time the jewels, all kinds of treasures in front of them, everyone also saw that their eyes were shining, and the spirit was hundreds of times better than before.

When it came to the last batch, the ceremonial officer read: "...... Pingyang Taishou Murong Chong...... "Most people didn't hear clearly who was pronounced in which state and which prefecture, and only heard the name of one person, which is "Pingyang Taishou Murong Chong"!

What about Murong Chong, who doesn't know Murong Chong? It's been ten years, this demon has finally returned, and everyone suddenly realized that it was this demon who was about to enter the temple just now and saw the shocking man!

Almost everyone's hearts are alive, and today's His Majesty the King of Heaven is laughing and funny is different from usual, daring is not for those two little children, the real reason is "Pingyang is too protective of Murong Chong!" This is naked flirting, treating the ministers of the world and the envoys of various states as monkeys, but what does it matter, most people have a curious mentality, waiting for the good show to watch the performance, and they just heard about this person on weekdays, and today is a witness.

Sure enough, sure enough, His Majesty the King of Heaven was very serious when he looked at this last batch of gifts, what good treasures can be offered in these places, but they are some local specialties or mediocre treasures, there is nothing to see in the past, and a stone in the middle, which looks like white, but is stained with a lot of soil, what? When he dug it out of the soil, he didn't even want to wash it, so he offered a stone with mud to His Majesty, and this person's official fortune was really worrying. (To be continued......)

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