Chapter 21: The Child's Urine

Ling Yi suddenly yelled like crazy, jumping and kicking at the wall, window, and ground, which directly scared me back to my senses, and found that I could move even after a cold sweat, so he hurriedly shouted at Ling Yi, but he was still the same, and he didn't react to my screams at all. And the places he touched, there was no doubt that all of them were ignited, even the stones, which simply violated the common sense of physics, but after seeing the green thing like a ghostly fire, I no longer expected to explain it with science.

Ye Anxu saw that he seemed to be out of his mind, took off his coat and rolled it into a strip, and pumped it on him, I think this probably didn't work, sure enough, instead of being extinguished, the ghost fire came to Ye Anxu along the coat, and as soon as he touched Ye Anxu's fingers, Ye Anxu's expression changed greatly and threw it on the coat, and then the ghost fire swayed back to Ling Yi.

"Xiaoxiao!" Village Chief Zhao was not good, and his voice trembled and said, "It's Uncle Zhao who misunderstood you!" ”

"What can the village chief do?" The fat aunt was so frightened that her face was full of tears, and she shrank in the corner and didn't dare to move: "This thing, not this big fairy, how can this big fairy be sent away!" ”

Village Chief Zhao trembled and said I don't know, I already smell a smell of burnt meat in the air, and I said in my heart At this time, what's the use of just hiding there if you don't have some idea? So he asked Village Chief Zhao loudly, what is this thing? Village Chief Zhao said what else could it be? That's a fairy!

I scolded my mother in my heart, saying that there is such a weird fairy? The fat aunt saw my doubts and explained kindly, we countrymen call the souls of the dead called fairies, after all, if you are called a ghost, what can you do if they accidentally hear it and trouble you? That's why everyone calls it Xian'er!

Lean, lean, lean!! Is there really anything in the world? But I can't believe the facts in front of me, I'm so anxious to die, Ling Yi can't die at the hands of such a bizarre thing, right? So I asked the village chief if there was a way? The village chief said that there is, but he listened to what the old man and Daxian'er said, and he has never encountered this thing, so he doesn't know if it works or not!

I scolded that it's time for this, whether it works or not, you have to give it a try, otherwise when Ling Yi dies, are you still waiting for him to show mercy and let us go? The village chief originally wanted to protect himself, but it seems to make sense to hear me say this, don't those things say that they are only looking for enemies? But it seems that it is aimed at their village, or it will not burn the back mountain and burn the ancestral hall, so the village chief stands up and wants to use black dog blood!

I'm half angry, where can I get black dog blood in this situation now? So quickly let the village chief come up with a reliable one, preferably if we can have it here, the village chief muttered that this thing is generally not a man with a heavy yang spirit? I said it's all on it, what's the use of caring about this now? The village chief seemed to be shocked by my voice, thought about it and said, there are no other things here, but there is one thing that works, and it is a little difficult to say, look at Ye Anxu and them for a while, and look at our fat aunt and them for a while.

What are you talking about? Seeing that Ling Yi had fallen, I became more and more anxious, after all, it was impossible for a partner who had been together for a year to be emotionless, and the village chief simply didn't hide it, and said bluntly: "It's the boy's pee!" "I want to beat people when I hear it, where is the boy here, Village Chief Zhao usually looks okay, how can he lose the chain at a critical moment!!

At this time, the aunt of the Qin family suddenly laughed: "This boy's urine does not refer to the urine of a child!" Then I understood, and suddenly my face was flushed with shame, and I said where did the boy come from here, and I said village chief, can you rely on some genealogy? The village chief said that if you don't have blood on the tip of your tongue, you just don't know if you are afraid of pain? And I don't know if one or two mouthfuls are enough!

"No!" Ye Anxu suddenly said: "The women all turned around!" I was very surprised: "Why Ye Anxu are you a child?" Ye Anxu's face darkened, and he said with some annoyance: "Can you turn around?" I hurriedly turned around, and then I heard a faint sound of water over there, and then there was a smell of urine wafting in the air, which made people frown, and then I heard Village Chief Zhao shouting excitedly: "Sure enough, what the old man said makes sense, the boy's urine is useful!" "It sounds like it's already good, but I still want to be sure again, so I asked, Ye Anxu didn't speak, Village Chief Zhao said okay very vigorously, and then I turned around and saw Ling Yi lying on the ground, with ** on his body, even in his hair, this is really drunk......

I said that the village chief got rid of this ghost like this? It won't come back to us, will it? The excited village chief was quiet for a while, and said I'm afraid it won't work, this boy's urine doesn't seem to be able to get rid of it, but it can be suppressed, right? That's good, get this young man back first, and then I'll find someone to go to the other side of the Lingxiang River to find Yang Daxian to have a look!

Where is this Yang Daxian'er sacred? As soon as the fat aunt and Aunt Qin stopped in the ghost fire, they ran outside to call someone, the village chief told me the story of Yang Daxian with great interest, and it could be seen that he was very excited, and his speech was reversed. Still skeptical and in awe, although it is possible that he is pretending to be a ghost, but what if it is true?

Then we went back to the village chief's house, Wang Xiaoxiao was frightened and frightened and tired for a day, and after eating, he crawled to the guest room of the village chief's house to sleep, and the village chief came back to say hello and went out again, I don't know what he was doing, and then I went to see Ling Yi, although it looked terrible before, but in fact his burns were not very serious, that is, his clothes and pants were burned, and he was lying in the guest room, and he was invited to see Jin Lang again!

This day is really noisy, my brain is messy and hurts, so I lie on the table and prepare to squint for a while, just close my eyes, I was woken up by the energetic Sissi, I was also helpless about this, raised my head from the arm socket, listlessly said what are you doing? Sissi was very blind, and said excitedly, do you know what I found? I yawned and said something. Qian Qian said that I followed Ruan Lili back before, and found that she and Old Man Ruan were talking, and I didn't want to eavesdrop, but the more they talked, the louder they became, and then I heard it, in fact, I didn't mean to.