Chapter 160: Beating Han Xiaoxiao's Little Ass (2-in-1 Chapter)
Taking advantage of the time rewind, Su Lin has successfully turned the $1.5 million into his own pocket. Now he happily walked to the door of the criminal investigation room and knocked on the door.
"It's Xiao Su! There you are...... I believe that Mayor Fang has already told you about the more than six million things, and we are also impartial in enforcing the law, I hope you can understand. ”
As he had said once, Surin found that the trajectory of history so far did not seem to have changed because of himself.
"Captain Yan! Can't you really leave me a little more? ”
Su Lin also pretended to be indignant according to his original statement, and said, "If it weren't for me, you might not be able to solve such a big case." ”
"Of course we know that. Xiao Su, in this case, it is not an exaggeration to say that you are the first to do it. The ledger evidence you have is crucial. But one yard is one yard, you have merit, haven't we also rewarded you with 500,000 yuan? As for the other money, it shouldn't have been yours in the first place, it's all dirty money, can you feel at ease when you take it? ”
Yan Longyong's brain just can't turn around, but it is undeniable that he is indeed a good public servant of the people.
"Why don't you feel at ease? Anyway, they are ill-gotten gains. I braved the rain of bullets to get the ledger, and I was not allowed to get this benefit secretly! You just turn a blind eye ......"
"No! Resolutely no, Xiao Su, it's interesting that we didn't hold you accountable. So be it! You come with me now, go through the formalities and sign, and transfer this money out......"
There was no accident in everything, Su Lin had to pretend to sigh, followed Yan Longyong's advice, and as before, it took almost half an hour to complete all the procedures. Now there is only 500,000 yuan left in Su Lin's bank card account that can be used passively.
However, unlike the previous one, Surin had an anonymous account worth $1.5 million in his mind. And this account is absolutely safe, except for Surin, no other person knows about it.
This is equivalent to saying that it was originally more than 6 million, but now Su Lin has 10 million yuan, and this time it has come and gone, and the money has not been less, but more than 3 million.
"Xiao Su! Let your heart open up a little bit! With so much money, it's not necessarily a good thing for you to hold it......"
After all the formalities were completed, Yan Longyong comforted Su Lin on the side, and he was also a little guilty in his heart, after all, he had pit so much stolen money from Su Lin.
"It's fine. Captain Yan, it's good to contribute to the country. I'm a good socialist boy, and I figured out that the money should have been returned to the state. ”
Since the money has been transferred, and he has not actually suffered a loss, but has made a lot of money, Su Lin did not pretend, but said generously.
"Huh? What's wrong? ”
Seeing Su Lin's contrast before and after, the keen Yan Longyong always felt that something was wrong, but after thinking about it, he didn't find any flaws! The six million were indeed taken from Surin's account, which was not false at all. So why is Su Lin happier than before after taking away the money?
Could it be that Su Lin's consciousness has really become higher?
After thinking about it, Yan Longyong felt that there was no other reason, it must be that Su Lin's consciousness had become higher, putting the interests of the country first, giving up his small family for everyone, this is a good young man of socialism!
couldn't help but look at Su Lin's eyes with a look of appreciation, and patted Su Lin's shoulder and praised: "Xiao Su, your consciousness is very good." Personally, we should take the interests of the country as the highest point! Only when the country is good can we have a stable social environment. It is right and encouraging for you to do this and think so, and if every child thinks the same way as you now, the future development of our country will be limitless. ”
"Where, where! Captain Yan, you've won the prize. ”
Su Lin was a little disgusted with Yan Longyong's praise in his heart, but he knew that the older generation of Yan Longyong who was born in this era did have many people who were dedicated to the public in their hearts, although the positions they might hold could be used for a lot of convenience, but in the end, they were still clean and tidy, not only did they not take advantage of the country, but they recovered countless losses for the country.
But Su Lin himself didn't want to, or he hadn't thought about giving up his small family for everyone now. He loved this country, and there was nothing wrong with him, and he believed that many young people of the same age as Surin were also strong patriots. However, in this materialistic society, the development of our country's spiritual civilization and the take-off of the economy have played a side effect of curbing each other to a certain extent.
Many people, for their own interests, harm the interests of the country and others. In particular, many people nowadays are especially proud to take advantage of the country. The words "it's public anyway" have become the mantra of this type of people.
"My goal now is to improve the lives of myself and my family, so that my parents don't have to work hard. With this money, parents can do some business on their own, or even do nothing, just sit at home and enjoy themselves. ”
After a little distraction, Su Lin came to his senses, and then said to Yan Longyong with a smile, "Since it's all done, Captain Yan, I'll go back first." ”
As soon as he said his farewell, Su Lin remembered Han Xiaoxiao again, although he had turned back time and his physical state had recovered, the psychological effect still made him feel that his shoulders were a little sore.
"According to the time, Han Xiaoxiao's stinky shrew is coming soon. Hum! Just a moment of carelessness, she punched her in the shoulder, this time, hehe...... Your Grandpa Su won't suffer any more losses, I have to teach you a good lesson. ”
Su Lin is a person who holds grudges, and he is a person who is absolutely unhappy if he does not take revenge, whether you are a policeman or not, whether you are a beautiful police flower or not, if you offend your Grandpa Su, you must be mentally prepared to be beaten.
"Is Surin here? Surin ...... Surin ...... Where are you? I want to worship you as a teacher......"
Sure enough, as expected, Su Lin just remembered Han Xiaoxiao when he heard the voice of Han Xiaoxiao chasing after him. Han Xiaoxiao, dressed as a tomboy, limped in from the door.
Looking at her limping legs, Surin narrowed his eyes. Before going back in time, she saw that Han Xiaoxiao was standing and walking and kicking people later, and it was obvious that her leg injury had healed! But as soon as she came in, she pretended that her leg injury had not healed, and it seemed that she had planned it a long time ago to yin herself.
"Okay, since you have already set up a conspiracy plan, then your Grandpa Su will plan it."
Quietly, Su Lin dealt with Han Xiaoxiao according to his own words before: "I said...... My criminal police sister, your leg injury hasn't healed yet, so you came to work in such a hurry? It's really dedicated. What do you want me to do? Worship me as a teacher? What kind of teacher? ”
"Surin! I don't care, I want to worship you as a teacher. Give me your ability to dodge bullets......"
This time, Su Lin carefully observed Han Xiaoxiao's every move, and sure enough, Han Xiaoxiao deliberately pretended to be rude. That majestic and high-spirited appearance is obviously pretended, and the purpose is actually to provoke himself.
Good! Since this is the case, then please enter the urn, Su Lin wants to see what kind of tricks Han Xiaoxiao is playing, anyway, he is already mentally prepared, this time, it is impossible to be overshadowed by Han Xiaoxiao.
"You say apprenticeship, apprenticeship? I won't accept you as an apprentice yet. Where to stay where it is cool, Grandpa Su is in a bad mood now. ”
Pouting, Su Lin still said unhappily. At this moment, just in the arms of Han Xiaoxiao, Su Lin saw the corner of Han Xiaoxiao's mouth lightly swept over the smug smile that had succeeded in the scheme for a moment, and then saw her angry and aggrieved and shouted: "Su Lin, what did you say?" You have to say it again. Do you know who I am? My grandfather is a master of boxing, and I worship you as a teacher, which means that I just want you to tell me the trick of dodging bullets. Who do you think you are? Whether you teach or not, just one word. ”
Sure enough, it was this sentence again, Su Lin suddenly played with it, and felt that this time rewind was too interesting, the events and characters and dialogues he had experienced, if he hadn't deliberately changed them, would have been going on as they were. So what if you change it yourself? What about the other way around?
Originally, at this time, Su Lin would be very angry and say, "Who do I care who you are?" Go away! Grandpa Su is not in the mood to play with you today, I want to go home. ”
In this way, he was led by Han Xiaoxiao's nose, and he was angered by Han Xiaoxiao's success. Therefore, Su Lin smiled slightly, and wanted to do the opposite, didn't you Han Xiaoxiao ask me if I would teach? Then I'll tell you that I'll teach, and see how you deal with it?
"Okay! I'll teach you! ”
"Huh? You...... Do you teach me? ”
Su Lin's answer was unexpected, Han Xiaoxiao was also stunned, originally she thought that Su Lin would definitely not be able to hold back this breath and continue to conflict with herself, and then she could naturally fight with him, so that she could identify what kind of martial arts master Su Lin was, this was what her grandfather asked her to do after she went home and told her grandfather Han Shouyi about Su Lin's dodging bullets.
However, now that Su Lin actually said that he was willing to teach himself, this was wrong. Martial arts masters, especially the children of those who are in the same vein, aren't they all self-cherished? The family's family martial arts, peerless martial arts, are all passed on to men and not women, and it is strictly forbidden to leak them, how did you get to Su Lin here, and it was so simple to preach?
"What? I've told you everything, you don't want to learn, do you? Su Lin smiled, not angry but happy, Han Xiaoxiao's reaction confirmed Su Lin's thoughts even more, Han Xiaoxiao did not simply beat himself up this time, but had another purpose.
"Teach what you say! If you want to be my Han Xiaoxiao's master, you have to show some real skills! ”
A gust of fist wind flashed from Su Lin's ears, and Han Xiaoxiao suddenly became furious, just like just now, he directly skipped the step of arguing, and hit Su Lin with a fist, just to test Su Lin's kung fu path.
"Sneak attack?"
Su Lin, who was mentally prepared at this moment, easily paused time and dodged Han Xiaoxiao's small but powerful fist.
"Humph! Just know what kind of hero you are! ”
Seeing that his sneak attack was dodged by Su Lin, and, what was even more strange was that Han Xiaoxiao couldn't see how Su Lin dodged his punch at all. At such a close distance, how could Su Lin's reaction speed be so fast, as if he had been dodged by him before he could blink an eye.
"I don't hide, do I still stand there honestly and fight you? Dead three-eight! Man's wife! ”
This time, Su Lin also unceremoniously burst into foul language. His heart is very calm, but he wants to learn from Han Xiaoxiao, provoke her, and see her show her flaws.
"What did you say?"
Han Xiaoxiao hates being said to be Sanba and a man's wife, especially a man's wife, where does she look like a woman? Even grandpa said that his appearance was peugeot and he was a big beauty. The criminal policemen in the police force who dared to say this had already broken several ribs by Han Xiaoxiao.
Now Su Lin actually dared to say that, the anger in Han Xiaoxiao's eyes was enough to burn down the entire police station. Those criminal policemen who heard the movement also came out to see the excitement, knowing that it was the Iron Lady Han Xiaoxiao who was furious, and they all looked at Su Lin with sympathetic eyes, and some were even thinking about whether to call the 120 emergency number in advance?
"Don't believe that you are a man's wife? Look at you, apart from a little more chest, where else does you look like a woman? The temper stinks like the stones in the pit, and you will beat people at every turn, which woman do you think is the same as you? ”
Su Lin still smiled and said unceremoniously. Even Yan Longyong felt that the smell of gunpowder was too strong, and felt that something was wrong, Yan Longyong pulled Su Lin and persuaded, "Xiao Su! I know you're upset, but you can't spread this fire on Xiaoxiao's body! Do you know how many detectives Xiaoxiao has injured in our police force? ”
"Why do I care so much? If she comes to beat me! See if she's good or I'm good. ”
Su Lin looked provocative, Han Xiaoxiao was even more angry, and kicked a side leg towards Su Lin's mouth, but just like the last time, the foot had just been raised, and Han Xiaoxiao pretended that the wound had cracked open and squatted on the ground in pain.
"Hey, hey! It's this trick again, want to yin me? It seems that it was all planned for a long time. ”
Seeing Han Xiaoxiao, who was squatting on the ground and covering his thighs with a painful look and grinning teeth, Su Lin sneered in his heart, and decided to still plan the plan, he didn't believe that he was mentally prepared, and if he suffered a loss, he would be hit by Han Xiaoxiao again.
"If you have a leg injury, you can rest at home, what is the account when you come to me? How's it going, is the wound cracked? Does it hurt? ”
Pretending to be concerned, Su Lin made Han Xiaoxiao think that he was unsuspecting, squatted down, and was about to check her wounds, when he saw Han Xiaoxiao snickering with joy, and a fist quickly hit Su Lin's door.
"Time pauses!"
Saying that it was too late, Su Lin silently paused time in his heart, and then saw that Han Xiaoxiao's fist was only a centimeter away from his face. Gently dodging Han Xiaoxiao's punch, Su Lin was not relieved enough, hehe smiled, stepped forward and hugged Han Xiaoxiao's whole person.
Lift the time pause!
It was just a moment's pause, Han Xiaoxiao felt that her punch was actually empty again, and then somehow, she was hugged by Su Lin's whole person, which ...... What's going on?
"Okay! Dare to deceive! Do you have no compassion for your opponents and enemies? Just want to do whatever it takes to achieve your goals? Hum! Who taught you these nonsense truths, this time, I want to teach you a good lesson! ”
turned Han Xiaoxiao's whole person over, and then Su Lin slapped Han Xiaoxiao's little buttocks hard, a big slap:
"This is a nonsense that hits you!"
Syllable!
"It's unreasonable to beat you this time!"
Syllable!
"This is a conspiracy to beat you!"
Syllable!
"This is an unscrupulous means to beat you!"
Syllable...... (To be continued.) )