"Damn, I still think you kid won't dare to come?" Before Chen Jinyuan approached, he heard a rough call, and as soon as Chen Jinyuan looked up, there was a frustrated man with a small flat head standing on the stage, his head was surprisingly big, and his height of more than one meter and six points was not proportional at all. He has a lot of hair all over his body, looking like a chimpanzee from a distance, and the most striking thing is that his big face full of cheeks is covered with large and small pimples, like a landmine planted by devils, which is a bit thrilling at first glance. Chen Jinyuan had a smile on his face, this was his high school death party history.

"Heh, the eldest husband is hard to chase after him, and he said that he is coming, can he still be impotent? I haven't seen the big head for so long, you kid hasn't changed at all, it's still so filed, and the head is still so big! Chen Jinyuan laughed heartily, quickly climbed the arrow stone, stepped forward and touched Shi Feng's big head, and made a joke.

"Get out!" Shi Feng slapped away Chen Jinyuan's evil hand, looked Chen Jinyuan up and down, and suddenly felt his eyes light up, "Alas, I said you kid, it can't be plastic surgery, why have you changed so much, you can't find the obscene temperament you used to have!" ”

"How? Handsome, right? Chen Jinyuan shook his bangs in front of his forehead and posed as a bag-scratching pose.

"I'm vomiting, decaying, declining to the extreme, saying that you are fat, you are really gasping! But as you look like now, it's just right to be a little white face and find a rich woman to take care of you, if you go to be a duck, you can barely be regarded as a superlative! Alas, tell my brother, how much did it cost to fix it there? Shi Feng smiled and climbed Chen Jinyuan's shoulder, but Chen Jinyuan was almost a head taller than him, Shi Feng seemed to be hanging on Chen Jinyuan's shoulder, and it was really funny for the two to stand together like this.

Chen Jinyuan rolled his eyes and said: "Master, this is born and raised, and if your parents dare to destroy your body, you kid will be jealous!" ”

"Damn, I'm going to be jealous of you!" Shi Feng jumped away, "You are a little virgin, there is something worthy of jealousy." ”

Chen Jinyuan saw that this kid was making fun of himself about being a virgin again, so he said: "What's wrong with Lao Tzu's virgin, prove that I am pure, uncle, I am better than you kid, my face is full of green light, and my whole body is so green that I am purple, so I almost bought a green hat and took it with me, buddy, you look like a ghost, if you are a woman, you have to cuckold you......"

Chen Jinyuan was talking too much, but when he saw that Shi Feng was unresponsive, his face was full of stunned expression, damn, the joke was too much, and he poked at the sore spot, so he quickly patted Shi Feng's shoulder and said, "Hey, big head, are you okay kid, buddy is teasing you?" ”

"Hey, it's okay, I remembered something unhappy!" Shi Feng let out a long breath, with melancholy and depth in his eyes.

"You're thinking about your girlfriend, aren't you? Alas, I said what the hell is going on with you, wasn't it okay a few days ago, how can you say that it will be divided? Chen Jinyuan couldn't help but ask.

"Hehe, I know, maybe like you said, people are ugly, and they don't have money, they chased her for four years, and they only got on a second base, and they wanted to go further, and they didn't obey, damn, they had to spend money to find chickens when they were in heat, pretending to be pure, in fact, they were scratchers, and they just broke up with me and fell in love with a rich second generation, grass...... Do you know what the reason he gave me for breaking up? Shi Feng gritted his teeth angrily as he spoke.

"Hehe, it won't be your kid Scoop who was arrested, I despise you!"

", you kid can't even imagine that he sent me an inexplicable text message that day, and the next day he said that I didn't understand the mood and wanted to break up with me. How, isn't that a bad reason? ”

"Hehe, it's not just rotten, it's so rotten that it can't be worse, what a text message, take a look at it, open your eyes!" Chen Jinyuan couldn't help but be a little curious.

Shi Feng took out his mobile phone, flipped out a text message, and handed it to Chen Jinyuan, "Na, look!" ”

Chen Jinyuan took a look, there were only eight words written on it, "Tianjin, Anhui, Hunan, Jiangxi", Chen Jinyuan lowered his head and pondered for a while, his eyes lit up, and he immediately understood the meaning, "I said that you kid really don't understand, or fake don't understand, you can't see such an obvious connotation?" Everyone has given you a chance, but you kid didn't grasp it well, and he was embarrassed to play with the injury in front of the master! Grass! ”

"What Tianjin and Anhui, inexplicable, bullshit, uncle can guess it! What, what do you see? ”

"Grass, you kid go back and flip through the geography book!" Chen Jinyuan's mysterious and mysterious way.

"Geography books? What do you mean? Alas, buddy, tell me what you know, what do you sell, you want to kill me in a hurry! Shi Feng shook Chen Jinyuan's arm vigorously, and the pimples on his face were crowded together because he was in a hurry.

"Okay, don't shake it, I'll tell you, let me ask you, what is the abbreviation of Tianjin?" Chen Jinyuan asked.

Shi Feng thought for a moment and said, "Jin? ”

Chen Jinyuan nodded with satisfaction, and then asked, "What about Anhui, Hunan, and Jiangxi?" ”

Shi Feng searched his stomach for a while, and said with some lack of confidence: "Anhui is referred to as 'Anhui', Hunan is 'Xiang', Jiangxi, Jiangxi is 'Jiangxi', right?" ”

"Hey, that's good, the kid still has a little knowledge, congratulations on your answers, you can read it again!"

"Tianjin, Anhui, Hunan, Jiangxi?" Shi Feng still didn't understand, and stared at Chen Jinyuan with a puzzled expression, wanting Chen Jinyuan to give him an answer.

"Damn, I really convinced you kid, 'Jinwan, Xiangjiang', 'want to do it tonight', I can't even think of it so obviously, your big head is really white." When he said the words 'I want to do it tonight', Chen Jinyuan stiffened his body hard, with an expression of hatred on his face. "You kid also said that people don't give you a chance to get on the base, and they give you a chance, but you didn't grasp it."

"Ouch" Shi Feng saw Chen Jinyuan's moving lower body, and finally suddenly realized, slapped his head and screamed miserably, sat on the ground and beat his chest, and suddenly grabbed the ground.

Chen Jinyuan stepped forward and rubbed Shi Feng's big head and said: "Forget it, big head, it's too late to say anything now, junior sister Chengren's wife, the green hat should still stay in my heart, let's read more books in the future, you see that you have such a great opportunity in front of you, but you turn a blind eye, and now you realize the horror of being uneducated, right?" ”

Seeing that Shi Feng still had a bitter gourd face, Chen Jinyuan stepped forward and pulled him up from the ground, "Okay, don't think about it, there is no regret medicine in this world, how can that sentence come about, 'There is no fragrant grass at the end of the world, not to mention that it does not grow well!'" "Okay, let's go, while it's still early, let's have a good tour of this Thousand Buddha Rocks!" ”

Thousand Buddha Rock is covered with Buddha caves like beehives, hundreds of Buddha caves are carved with thousands of Buddha statues, these cliff statues were excavated in the Sui Dynasty, slightly earlier than the world-famous Jiazhou Giant Buddha, flourished in the Tang Dynasty, to the Ming and Qing dynasties when the skill and number reached the peak, and the Jiazhou Giant Buddha is different, these Buddha and Bodhisattva statues on the Thousand Buddha Rock are basically spontaneously engraved by folk craftsmen, the content is more rich and diverse, and the artistic image is more colorful. These Buddha statues are arranged in a staggered manner, less than occupy a cave, more than hundreds of statues are gathered in a cave, can exceed the zhang, small is not more than a ruler, the shape is beautiful, the skill is exquisite, the posture is different, gorgeous and colorful.

(Ask for collection and recommendation, old ghost knock)

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