Chapter 706: The pit god haunts, the sad prime minister
If there is no accident, it is really a joke, such a speech, this is rare in history, even if there are mistakes and jokes, but the cliff does not have such a high level, nor does it have such a great influence, this is a special live broadcast, not only the island country, or the pan-Asia-Pacific region, but also countless European and American media, every move on the scene has attracted the attention of people all over the world.
The most disgusting thing is that the speaker is still a candidate for prime minister, the future hegemon.
What is Konyma's now? The puppy's pure eyes are blue, lying on Nima, this is actually a question sentence, the question sentence is not terrible, what is the point in front? He took a question sentence as an affirmative sentence, and read it very imposingly.
The applause just now was also very violent, and the people of the island countries were full of joy. The more popular it was just now, the more Puppy Chun wanted to hit his head to death.
As soon as this word came out, the scene was eerily quiet, and the reporter listened to the answer later, we must have it! There must be! So it's very obvious that they were coaxing a few words just now, ****, they coaxed a question sentence, is this interesting? At least the coaxing should be after the answer comes out.
That's a certainty, it's a challenge to a difficulty, what the hell is it? Doesn't this mean that we have faith in the face of difficulties? What they must say is a question, that is, Lao Tzu likes that you have no faith!
The reporters at the scene were very melancholy and aggrieved, melancholy because they made a low-level mistake, and everyone was taken to the ditch by the puppy, which is a stain on a professional reporter. Or even a denial of competence.
They didn't finish their sentences. You guys are a bit of a!
Come to think of it. The reporters and friends at the scene were as uncomfortable as eating stool, their bodies were shaking, their faces were getting more and more yellow, and they were embarrassed, as if they had applied a layer of wax.
Originally, the speech ended here, question time, but Nima's. The scene was silent, not a single reporter raised their hand, and they were really uncomfortable.
Because in addition to being aggrieved and being cheated by the other party, they want to laugh more, and they are also beginning to comfort themselves in their hearts, although they are wrong, but the good home is here, the ratings can't run away, and they are going to be popular today.
Sun Yating looked at the TV speechlessly. Then there was a huge burst of laughter, which she really didn't know what to say. This grandson, today is half the sky, call you a daze.
Qin Fen opened his mouth wide and looked at the TV, he didn't feel it at all, this matter basically had nothing to do with him, he was very sure, the chef had never found that there was a means to influence the world, at least now WeChat is not, who is that? Foreigners, he can't reach him, he's still an official. "Visually on fire!"
Xiao Douding is not convinced, this has already turned over the fire, okay.
Yes, the puppy is really hot, and the people on the island are stupidly looking at the TV, collectively confused, and a little bit unresponsive, right? What the hell is that? After thinking about it for a while, I realized that feelings are a sentence that you start pretending to be forced before you finish speaking!
Isn't this forced to pretend to be a little too urgent! You don't have a heart, can't you wait for the words to finish in one breath before pretending?
"This Mandarin is taught by a physical education teacher, right?" A member of the public looked at the TV stupidly, and he also sprayed a drink on the coffee table in front of him.
The colleague next to him wiped his clothes, "I think it's the instructor of the driving school!" ”
At this moment, a large number of people gathered in front of the TV are talking about only one topic, whether the puppy has graduated from college or not, if not, fuck, your academic qualifications are fraudulent. Is there still integrity between people? If you are full of guns, how can you believe your words in the future?
The people of the island country are shocked again, no, the people of the whole world are shocked again. As long as people all over the world are watching the news, they all remember a name at the same time, Puppy Chun, this lack of heart, pretending to be a fool.
The assistant of the puppy pure heart was cold, and his hands trembled at that time, but he dared to use his personality to guarantee, this is really not a full stop for your sister, why don't you take a look at the back first, can you die if you pretend to be forced after reading it?
He is very hard, take a look at the TV ratings and Internet public opinion, I drop my mother, the ratings have broken through the highest point in history, miracle! But when he saw this miracle, he was about to cry. This really hit the egg, and now it hurts a little.
You haven't stopped it yet, it's a global sync, live broadcast.
Several leaders were also watching TV, and one of the committee members just took a sip of tea, and as soon as the word came out, he sprayed all over the ground with a pop, his face was flushed, and then looked around apologetically, "I'm sorry, I really can't help it!" ”
Number One nodded, "It's okay, it's understandable, because I laugh too, this guy is really talented!" "Characters like No. 1 can't stand the exploding foul language, which shows how broken that scene is.
That's right, because there are a lot of leaders who have puffed on the table in Xiaopuchun's speech today, at least a dozen in terms of Asia. He became popular, the fire was terrible, and it became the headline of major websites, and the video was quickly passed on, becoming one of the most clicked jokes of the day.
The serious face of the Russian boss rarely appeared with a smile today, pointing to the TV and saying to his deputy, "I found out a few years ago, he is a fool, you see, finally exposed the essence!" ”
In the conference room in the United States, Kuroko looked ugly, and slammed his fists on the table with both hands, "This is a teammate who is worse than a pig!" ”
The face of the person below stinks to death, that's right, this is a pig teammate, you see this person lost, it is already in line with international standards.
Of course, there is only one man who hurts the most, in the face of countless long guns and short cannons, he feels that suicide is cheaper, and when he sees the figures in the distance, his heart is broken into scum.
The emperor's face in the distance is ugly, such a scene, I went, he also encountered it for the first time, now, his country is famous, the key is that this reputation is not good, for an emperor, this is the most shameful, although it is not the past, the royal power is not so big, from light to dark.
But after ruling here for so long, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, he can still speak, but he didn't expect that he would come and return with joy today, this idiot! Lao Tzu's face makes you lose everything.
He was originally going to go up and say a few words, but now it's a fuss, come on, go home, it's bad to look at this goods!
When he turned around, the puppy seemed to be falling, and after playing, he didn't have to play now.
Qin Fen finished reading it, "I'm in a much better mood today, I'm going to see if the plum vegetables and roast meat are good, I'll start the meal when it's okay, I'm going to eat two bowls today, cool!" ”
Xiaodouding is keeping up, and his master is getting more and more BT, and he can't be provoked. (To be continued.) )