Chapter 42 [The Second "Thank You Boss" Battle]
At this time, Qiao Qiao came up with an idea: "In this case, you don't need to find any decoration company at all!" Don't you have a studio in Hollywood? According to what you said, it's a makeshift company anyway, isn't it just like the set in a movie? Wouldn't it be better if you called back to the office and asked them to fly in a batch of things right away, and then send a few sets of professionals? ”
I immediately took this advice. Although it will cost more than $200,000 to ship things by air...... But I can't care about so much at the moment, and I don't care about this little money.
After everyone was sent down by me, Qiaoqiao held his chin and thought for a long time, and then suddenly his eyes lit up!
"Little Five...... I suddenly realized that we were missing one of the most important links! ”
"What?"
"People!" Jojo looked at me: "The company has to have employees!" ”
"There it is!" I said quickly: "At the airport, Ren Lei and they left an engineering team, and the workers of those engineering teams can pretend to be the company's airport staff...... Well, as for the company's office, didn't I bring a dozen of them? Plus you and me, it's a big deal to pull a random citizen on the local street...... Well, a hundred dollars an hour, this kind of good thing, someone will do it! ”
"It's not that hard." Jojo looked at me and said lightly, "That'...... What about stewardesses? Can an airline do without a flight attendant? ”
"............" I widened my eyes.
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Air hostess...... Air hostess......
Where the am I going to get a bunch of flight attendants!!
Flight attendants can't just go down the street and pull a group of black African girls back! Flight attendants, not necessarily pretty, but at least should have good facial features!
And most importantly...... Flight attendants have to wear uniforms! Subdue!!!
The big question is...... I can't get a Hollywood studio to support me as an actor to play a flight attendant!
Why?
This is Africa! The flight attendant I need must be black! Kiyoichi sè's black girl!
Even the flight attendant uniforms of airlines......
Alas, there must have been flight attendant uniforms in the studio's prop library, but they were all American Airlines uniforms!
"***, the flight attendant uniform, isn't it just a sky blue sè professional suit plus a row of buttons and a company logo! At most, the flight attendants each wear a silk scarf around their necks! That's about it! "I scratched my hair." We need about ...... One hundred flight attendants...... That's a hundred flight attendant uniforms......"
Qiao Qiao said: "How much time is left?" ”
"A day and a half." I shook my head helplessly: "Get a hundred sets of flight attendant uniforms in a day and a half...... This is East Africa, surrounded by war-torn East Africa, and there is no factory that makes clothes to take on this kind of work! And people! Where do I get a hundred pretty black girls back? ”
"I have an idea...... Have you forgotten the last time you were in the country? ”
"Which one?" I looked at Jojo.
Jojo smiled slightly, and then spit out four words:
"Thank you, boss."
I...... Eyes lit up!
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I immediately reassigned the personnel, pulled out the hammer and two other men, and finally had to add me and Jojo to go out in person.
Our mission was to search all the large entertainment services in the city.
After all, it is also a big city in East Africa, and only in big cities can there be a developed service industry!
"Our mission is to find Miss! Miss Senior! I need a hundred, and bring them here! I allow you to spend up to a million! The average lady has a budget of $10,000, and I know that the price is sky-high. I'm not afraid to waste money and I'm not afraid to spend it, but the only requirement is to be fast! Be sure to be fast!! And I just need them to come over. Walk me around here twice in a flight attendant uniform and stand for a while! This kind of simple work, and the pay is so high! There should be a lot of people willing to do it! ”
"No, a hundred is not enough." Jojo vetoed my proposal: "We need at least one hundred and fifty!" One hundred play as flight attendants and fifty as officelady office clerks! Then she looked at me: "That way, you don't even have to look for another company employee!" And the people you find casually outside may not all have OL professional attire, and those senior ladies are much more professional! ”
"That's right!" I slapped my thigh, and with a big stroke of the pen, I directly drew another 500,000 and let them go.
It's still convenient to find a lady!!
Why?
It's very simple, find these senior ladies back, not only the manpower problem has been solved...... You can even solve the costume problem by the way!
Because...... In many sè industries, there are services similar to "uniform temptation", which are dedicated to meeting the needs of many xìng fantasies of piáo customers. According to the needs of these piáo guests, the lady must wear various uniforms to serve the guests.
The most common ones: flight attendant uniforms, student uniforms, OL women's uniforms, nurse uniforms...... Of course, there are also some more unique and alternative flavors, and even provide some uniforms with a more perverted taste: jǐng suit, military uniform, Superman suit, Spider-Man suit...... And so on and so forth.
My task is to ask them to find those sè places with "uniform temptation" service items, and then bring back all the senior ladies inside, even people with uniforms!!
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This day is probably unforgettable for all the service industries in this small capital city of East Africa!
I took Jojo all the way, Hammer with two men all the way, and we began to "sweep" the various special services in the city!
Until years later, legends were still circulating about us among the city's pimps.
"These guys are literally burning money! My God...... Normally, if I give a girl a maximum of five hundred dollars, it is already a high-end product, but that day, those Orientals were like robbing people. They threw out a stack of dollars as soon as they entered. Then let all the girls in the audience come out in uniform and show them...... Well, it seems that Orientals also like the tone of uniforms...... Well, but they only seem to like flight attendant uniforms and OL. ”
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This is the third entertainment club that Jojo and I have run with two of our men...... Although this small African country is economically backward, there is a gap between the rich and the poor wherever there are people, and the jì woman is one of the oldest professions in the world, and it can be found everywhere.
Although many of these sè establishments are only open at night, after I threw out a stack of dollars, the pimps came around like flies with stinky flesh, and called all the girls in their hands to come for an "interview".
The day shook almost the entire special service industry in the city. All the pimps know that there are a few Oriental high rollers here.
Looking at the row of tall, short, fat and thin girls standing in front of us, Qiaoqiao and I were very selective about choosing the ones who were of moderate height and weight, and then asked them to change into flight attendant uniforms and OL suits one by one.
This saves a lot of time, because many of the uniforms are ready to meet the needs of the guests. In total, we selected nearly 200 young ladies. They all brought their own flight attendant uniforms and OL professional suits, and then transferred two large trucks from the airport engineering team to pull these young ladies to the rented office cuddle.
We rented a full three floors of a commercial building further away from the city center...... In this small East African country, commerce is not developed, so many buildings are vacant, and we rented the space very smoothly, and the road was paved smoothly with US dollars......
Of course, mainly because our requirements are really not high. When renting a house in a normal company, it has to consider details such as water, electricity, various lines, and networks...... We don't think about it. Anyway, you just need to fool around for half a day.
A large number of second-hand office appliances, computers, desks, fax machines, photocopiers and so on were bought from the thrift market. I found that some of the machines were even completely damaged and didn't work at all, leaving only a casing. I had people take the cleaner and carefully scrub the shell to a new bright finish.
As for the decoration of the city, it was too late to get it, but fortunately, the United States directly airlifted a batch of equipment for filming the film to set up the scene the next day. We put a kind of paper on the walls and floor. It looks as if you have applied flooring and wall coverings, and even the paint is saved.
There was a front desk at the entrance of the company, on which was hung a huge company sign of a brand-new "East African United Airlines" that had been prepared overnight, and then two young ladies who looked a little better were selected, and they stood behind the front desk in clean OK professional suits. That's why I chose these two girls, except that their temperament doesn't look so good, they are also relatively clean, and more importantly, they claim to speak English and French.
As for the rest, I arranged for 50 young ladies to wear OL suits and spread them out at various desks in the company, pretending to be employees of the company.
Since most of the ladies don't speak English or French, they only speak their native language, so we seconded a native speaker from Ren Lei to act as an interpreter. As we spoke, the translator immediately translated aloud to the ladies.
Jojo made a temporary cameo as a director, and then rehearsed first.
"Who else speaks English or French?" Jojo held a newspaper and rolled it up as a microphone.
A small half of the fifty ladies in the audience raised their hands.
"Good!" Jojo said loudly: "After a while, at the beginning, all the people who don't speak English and French, you don't have to say anything, you just sit in your seats, pretend to flip through folders or hit the computer...... What the? Translation, what did she say...... Oh, and don't know how to use a computer? It's simple, keyboard see, right? Just knock on it! She paused, then spoke out to the remaining young ladies who raised their hands and claimed to speak English and French: "As for you, at the beginning of the moment, you were holding the telephone on the table...... Yes, I know none of these phones are actually wired. All you have to do is hold the microphone. Then just pretend to speak...... Well, you can say anything, as long as you speak English or French. Even if it's just small talk! Be careful, just whisper! ”
I glanced at Jojo appreciatively.
When Qiaoqiao said "action", I walked out of the gate with a few subordinates pretending to be the target person, and the two young ladies standing at the front desk immediately showed a professional smile that had been practicing for more than half an hour, and bowed shallowly.
Then we walked into the lobby of the company, and when we walked into the office, I immediately saw a scene of great satisfaction: just like those normal companies, the open office was busy, some people were flipping through documents, some people were typing quickly in front of the computer, and some people were holding phones......
Well? Wait a minute!!
I suddenly stopped, my face strange.
Because I clearly heard a desk next to me that I had just walked by, two young ladies sitting next to me holding the phone and saying a word of English over and over again......
Well. That's right...... It's a repeat of words!
"Stop!" I swallowed hard and pointed at them, "You...... What did you two just say into the phone? Say it again! ”
The two young ladies looked at me blankly, and I felt that something was wrong, so I immediately came up and translated my question to them.
Then, in English with a round voice, the two ladies said to me very skillfully:
"One hundred and fifteen at a time, two hundred for the night."
Me: "........."
Resisting the urge to beat people, I held my throat and said, "This is how you speak English?" Can't you say anything else? ”
The reply of the two young ladies was that the interpreter told me: "We'll just say this!" ”
"Why?"
Answer: Because we are misses. We don't need to talk much in our work, we just need to be able to scream. To receive foreign tourists, it is enough to know how to do this.
Jojo and I glanced at each other and saw that each other was sweating.
Qiao Qiao took a deep breath and shouted to these young ladies who claimed to speak English and French: "Are you all going to say that?" ”
Dozens of young ladies nodded at the same time.
Qiaoqiao and I didn't dare to look at each other's faces......
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"***, reschedule!" Jojo slapped the table hard.
Then we made emergency adjustments. This time, I could only ask all the young ladies not to speak, and everyone in the office only did two divisions, either flipping through documents or pretending to type on the keyboard.
Then I rehearsed again, and felt that although there was no one in the office talking and the atmosphere was a little weird, I could barely see anything wrong with it - and that was it.
Then Qiao Qiao patted the door of his head and arranged a few details, such as putting a photocopier in the office next to the corridor, and when someone walked by, a young lady was arranged inside to pretend to be copying documents, and someone urgently went outside to print two of the company's signboard posters and pasted them in the elevator of the building. [Heaven's Kiss Hand-hitting]
"Do you think there's anything else wrong?" After doing all this, Jojo sighed.
I looked at Qiaoqiao, who was sweating profusely, and said sincerely, "I can't think of anything else...... Jojo, you've been very thoughtful. Thank you! ”
Then we went to the "airport", where more than 100 ladies were arranged to wear the uniforms of flight attendants.
It is worth mentioning that in these two days, I am afraid that the piáo guests of the whole city will not want to play with the temptation of flight attendant uniforms in any of the sè places in this city...... Because almost all the flight attendant uniforms in the city's sè places have been looted by me.
The stewardesses were in very good uniforms, and the styles were basically the same, and I picked out a hundred sets that were almost exactly the same for these ladies to wear. Although none of the flight attendant uniforms had airline logos, we had to make a temporary batch of pasters......
Yes, that's right, it's pasted! Where do I have time to sew one by one? I had to find a temporary place to print the quickest sticker, and then put a sign directly on the chest of each flight attendant...... Anyway, if you don't look closely, you can't see the traces.
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Even well-prepared students will inevitably be nervous when the exam comes, not to mention the haste in which we are prepared. I really don't know what to do...... With this kind of almost farce-like operation, can the Americans who deliberately come to find fault fool the past?
But no matter how nervous they were, those damned Americans arrived as scheduled.
In the afternoon of the day. A few people and I dressed in formal suits and came to the airport to pick up the guests. This is a five-member investigative team, and the chief representative of this team is a special agent from the American company Lockheed, and there must be people from the United States in the middle of it.
The chief representative's name was Henry, and he was a middle-aged white man, somewhat fat, gray-haired, and wearing a brown suit, who complained loudly about the African heat as soon as he walked out of the airport, and seemed to be very unaccustomed to the climate.
After we met, we warmly hugged and greeted each other for a long time, and then I, as the chairman of the board of directors of "East Africa United Airlines" (the company's second largest shareholder is nominally G Guo zhèngfǔ), had a cordial and simple conversation with Mr. Henry, and the conversation was very pleasant, and we exchanged views on the development of cooperation between the two sides. He also conveyed the cordial greetings of his own people and made a hypocritical outlook for future development...... Just when Henry and I were both already sour from the smirk, the car finally drove to the "airport" directly under our "East African United Airlines"!!
Standing in front of the empty and magnificent airport, I pretended to be proud and said loudly: "Although our company is just established, it already has 25 aircraft for civil aviation purposes, and has signed cooperation agreements with several major airlines in Africa and Europe for route sharing...... What you see now is our first direct airport. These are our spare aircraft, and of course, others have been added to the airports of various cities in East Africa to start shipping business! Well, let's take a look at these four ...... Well, three planes ......"
When I said this, my tongue suddenly knotted and I almost didn't miss out......
Because on the runway, I remember that Ren Lei originally prepared four model airplanes...... As a result, there are now three left.
"I just received a call on the road, and a gust of wind blew, and the two wings of the old fox were blown away...... The workers did not have time to repair it, so they had to temporarily push it into the warehouse and cover it with tarpaulin. Jojo whispered quickly in my ear.
I nodded silently.
Henry and his group stood not far away, looking at the three lonely planes on the airport......
Although all three planes have just been painted and surfaced out of the new, in the sun. The paint is all shining...... But the appearance and styling of the aircraft cannot be concealed.
"This ......" Henry couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "These planes I saw seem to be modified from military transport aircraft, right?" Don't you even have a legitimate civil airplane? ”
"Absolutely!" I looked upright, and continued to talk nonsense without changing my face: "Mr. Henry, it is very clear in the information that the company has six Airbus A320s and two Boeing 747s!" It's just that those planes are out there...... The planes you see are, of course, converted from military transport aircraft...... But keep in mind that this is East Africa and we have limited conditions...... In economically underdeveloped areas, it is also normal to use retired transport aircraft for civil aviation purposes. ”
The last few words made a lot of sense, so Henry just looked at me twice and didn't say anything.
Then I quickly left the runway with the guys and took a brief tour of our hangar...... There is also the airport command station - this command station is also Ren Lei They don't know where to buy it, anyway, it is a shelf, the surface is all new, but if you open the lid from the back, you will find that even the copper wires inside are rusted.
The eyes of Henry and the others were a little disbelieving...... But we did a good job, they couldn't find any obvious faults, and I generously let them take pictures, but I sent people to follow them one by one, and there were some sensitive places, so I stopped them from entering in the name of "trade secrets".
"Okay!" Finally, Henry spoke on behalf of the group: "We are satisfied with your airport and capacity, and now I think we can visit your company's headquarters." ”