No.247 How is it always you
"Come on, drink, the bayberry wine of the old Zhou family is absolutely first-class." David drunkenly hugged the panda's neck: "Drink!" It's a dry mouthful! ”
"Drink with Lao Tzu, drink you to death."
Maybe it's the relationship between the Tang family, the panda's wine is surprisingly large, whoever toasts he drinks, and as soon as he drinks it, he has a full glass, and he has a stomach of four or five pounds unconsciously, but he is stunned that there is no fart, his face is not red and his heart is not beating, and he lifts up his trouser legs to reveal his thick and full of leg hair thighs, and he steps on the stool with one foot, still bold.
And those rich second generations who have the best amount of alcohol are no more than eight taels, they have long been drunk by him and crawled all over the table, Dawei drank less, but he was still full of nonsense, and he vomited in the toilet several times, but he didn't spare himself to find wine to drink.
"So, I must marry a man who doesn't drink no.247 Why are you all the time." Xiao Jin pointed at Dawei: "Look at this guy, how disgusting he must be." ”
Liang Huanhuan was concentrating on dealing with the miscellaneous soup in front of him, and his eyes were also confused, and he was staggering as he sat there.
As for Wang Jian and the monk, these two people don't drink, one drinks milk and the other drinks herbal tea, and the monk doesn't even eat meat, just eats some green cabbage leaves and puts down his chopsticks, and lowers his head to study the fishing game downloaded from Xiaojin's newly bought high-end mobile phone. Sometimes he smiles because he hit a shark.
"Alright, alright, Panda." Wang Jian tugged at the panda's sleeve: "Don't drink it, if you drink it again, you'll die of drinking." ”
"That's not going to work." The panda wiped his mouth: "These bastards, drinking with Lao Tzu, are killing themselves!" ”
Wang Jian was helpless, he really didn't expect the panda to drink so strongly, he gave up the cup now, directly took the jar, poured a bowl for Dawei and them, and the remaining half of the jar was stuffed in one gulp.
And Dawei and they were all all covered with teeth on the bowl, Xu Qing even took off his shirt and fell asleep on the floor of the restaurant, and the spherical Chen Kuan was even more exaggerated, standing on the chair and posing. bragged that he had learned mantis boxing, and that posture ...... Even Xiao Jin laughed when he saw it.
"Fat mantis, come,! No.247 How are you always there"
"Just do it...... ...... vomit" Chen Kuan covered his mouth and ran out: "Wait for Lao Tzu!" ”
In fact, this Chen Kuan is quite a good amount of wine. At least he was still conscious, although he was only a little swaying, but because of drinking, he was originally in a suit and leather shoes, but now he is a fool, with his belt untied and his tie wrapped around his neck. The first button of his shirt was buttoned, and everything else was unbuttoned, revealing his big white belly.
"Panda, why are you so powerful?"
"My master is amazing, Jiuxian Lak." The panda sat back in his chair, wiped his mouth, and ate the food: "These wines are not strong enough, have the monkeys drunk any wine?" I'll pour three cups. ”
"Is there such a thing?" Wang Jian smiled: "I thought it was only in novels." ”
"Yes, yes. In my hometown, there are golden monkeys. Panda thought for a moment: "And pandas." ”
"Can you stop talking nonsense?" Xiao Jin was really choked by his sentence "There are pandas", slapped the table and said, "Talk about the point!" ”
Just as the panda was about to tell the story of monkey wine. There was a noise outside, first the voice of the boss's persuasion, and then Chen Kuan's voice, "Lao Tzu has practiced praying mantis boxing!" Finally, someone's voice came "beat him into a dead mantis".
"The fat mantis is beaten." The panda stood up, hooked his toes, picked up a wine bottle placed next to him and walked out, and Wang Jian immediately followed when he saw this posture.
After getting out of the box, Wang Jian found that the fat mantis was being surrounded by seven or eight people in the middle and kicked it violently, while the mantis brother was still on the ground using his mantis punch.
"Hey. That's pretty much it. ”
Wang Jian walked up and dragged the back collar of a person who was about to step on Chen Kuan's head and pulled it back, and the person was directly dragged out by Wang Jian, and then Wang Jian reached out and pinched the face of another person and pushed it back.
The people who were in the fight didn't have much ability to think, and they saw Wang Jian coming over to obstruct them. immediately switched the target to Wang Jian. But what kind of person is Wang Jian, the little bully who was feared by everyone back then, even if he has grown up and matured now, but the temper will not change for a while, as soon as he sees these guys indiscriminately, he will get out of the anger, and stretch out his hand to take care of those who want to beat him is an ear scraper.
None of the people standing here are the monk's level of anti-hitting ability, all of them are ordinary people, and they were hit by Wang Jian's big-ear scraper, and there is no one who is not buzzing in the head.
And at this moment, something that added fuel to the fire happened, that is, the panda gang joined the battle...... One Wang Jian is actually enough, plus a panda with the same benchmark, this can already be called crushing, just like a person with full-level best equipment in the game to insult the little boogers outside the novice village, a skill directly in seconds.
Nineteen seconds, from Wang Jian joining the battle to the last person being knocked down by the panda and leaving the battle, it lasted nineteen seconds. It can be said that the white horse has passed through the gap, but for those who have lost the second, this short nineteen seconds seems to be as long as nineteen years, and they don't even have time to react, so they are messed with.
Although this kind of drunken assault happens from time to time, it is rare for it to be resolved quickly like this, usually the two parties start a scuffle, and then the police come to mediate, and finally the appearance is not to make trouble, but behind the scenes there is a whistle on one or both sides of the whistle.
"Are you alright?" Wang Jian lifted the fat mantis up from the ground.
And the fat mantis patted his chest: "I...... I'm a god protector! ”
"Protect your ancestors." The panda kicked the fat mantis: "Get out of the way." ”
Then he pulled Chen Kuan to sit behind him, and at this time, the monk also walked out slowly, and after probing around and finding that the fat mantis was fine, he slowly walked back to the private room, and had no intention of doing anything at all.
"Grass. What's the situation, Lao Tzu just went out to buy a pack of cigarettes. ”
At this time, a man in a polo shirt walked in with a fanny pack on his shoulder, and saw his brother lying or sitting on the ground, full of doubts, and then saw Panda and Wang Jian sitting there smoking, and then understood what was happening.
"Get up for Lao Tzu." The man kicked the man on the ground: "What is it?" ”
The man on the ground slowly got up and pointed to the fat mantis who was panting in disheveled clothes behind him: "He wetted my shoes, I asked him to pay for it, *** pretended not to hear, and then ......"
The guy said, looking up and glancing at Wang Jian and the panda quite fearfully.
"That's what happened." The polo shirt man was not in a hurry, and took a stool to the front: "Two, such good skills, who are they." ”
Wang Jian stood up. He patted the panda on the shoulder: "Let's go." ”
"Wait! You're too faceless, aren't you? ”
"Hey, what do you want?"
"Regardless of who you are, there is still a rule, and my friend peed on my brother's shoes. I'll have to give an explanation. ”
Wang Jian glanced at the shoes, took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and put it on the table: "I don't have the heart to find trouble." ”
"A hundred? You're called Hanako. ”
As soon as the words fell, Wang Jian didn't give him a chance to continue talking, and swept over with a whip leg, with the huge inertia of the lead, and directly copied the guy out four or five meters with a chair, and he didn't have to get up yet. Wang Jian put his foot on a chair, and then kicked it in that direction, and then the person moved with the chair, and then the chair directly stuck the person's body, and he sat on the chair with his ass.
"Are you very cross?"
The panda clapped his hands next to him and applauded: "This power is mastered, beautiful!" Damn, I can't beat you, I don't accept it......"
And Wang Jian condescendingly pointed to the man's head: "Go and call someone." How many are called, I take a step, all of them are your grandsons. ”
"Good! All right! Overbearing! The fat mantis clapped beside him: "Wait look at my mantis boxing!" ”
In fact, Wang Jian is not looking for trouble. But these people are obviously ruffians, not even the underworld, Wang Jian was already very polite at first, but as soon as he heard him say the phrase 'send a flower child', Wang Jian knew that these guys relied on this kind of indiscriminate extortion to live, who would say this after their brothers had a fight?
After that, Wang Jian simply went back to the small box, leaving plenty of time for the guys, and Wang Jian was not a good bird. During this time, his hands were itching, and since he was not a little overlord, the number of fights has decreased a lot, which makes him feel a little uncomfortable...... Although the direct result of this may be to be nagged by natural two for a long time, how can a man not be nagged by his girlfriend? If one day your girlfriend or wife doesn't nag, it means ...... The relationship has come to an end.
Back in the box. The boss soon followed: "You boys hurry up, those people are messing around outside, it's very troublesome." The money will be settled next time. ”
Dawei looked at the boss with confused eyes: "Old ...... Old...... Lao Zhou, come, let's drink together! ”
"Drink a fart, let's go!"
And the panda waved his hand: "Let him come, Lao Tzu one at a time, poke them to death." ”
"They've got guys, no matter how good you are, you can't get a kitchen knife!"
Panda pointed at the monk: "He's not even afraid of guns, he's still afraid of knives?" ”
The monk clasped his hands together and looked stern: "Nonsense." ”
As for Wang Jian, he drank herbal tea leisurely, pointed to the fat mantis and said, "There's no need to go, just come." The losses outside are all counted as fat ones. ”
The boss didn't make a move, so he could only silently push open the door and walk out.
About twenty minutes later, there was a bustle outside the door, Lao Zhou kept saying that the person had left and left, but he couldn't stop it, and a group of small footsteps soon came to the door of the private room.
The door was kicked open, and several big men walked in, holding water pipes and things wrapped in newspapers, and the person who was kicked open by Wang Jian just now pointed at Wang Jian: "Brother dog, it's him." ”
"This brother, our boss wants to see you."
Wang Jian didn't reply: "Let him come." ”
Originally, when this situation usually occurred, Liang Huanhuan would have pulled out a gun a long time ago, but now there are not many sober people on the table, Liang Huanhuan is so drunk that she is lying there panting like a dog, let alone pulling out a gun, I'm afraid that now these people have gang-raped her, and she can only scream oh oh ahhh
"You're quite righteous, a little minion can hook up with the boss." The panda turned his head to look at the group and said with a smile, "This tattoo is good." ”
The tall man in the lead was wearing only a black elastic vest and a black evil dragon tattooed on his arm.
"It's enough for you to save face, don't blame us for being rude." The big man wanted to pull out the watermelon knife in the newspaper: "I'll give you another chance." ”
But before he could pull it out, Wang Jian had already stood up and approached him, pushing and sending his hands at a very fast speed, and stuffed the knife back: "Actually, we don't want to make trouble at all, but if you want to make trouble, I have nothing to say." ”
Who is Wang Jian? He is a strange person who is not even the second young master of the Sun family, he is very good at talking when he is good, and unpredictable when he is difficult to speak. It's like Gu Long's Wang Dong, what he does depends on his mood, today he is still in a good mood, if he wants to put it in normal times, these people have already laid down, how can they talk so much nonsense to them.
And the panda is also this kind of person, not to mention the monk, so if you don't say that everyone has stunts but is still poor, this kind of person is not poor, who will be poor?
"It's okay to apologize, let this fat man apologize to you, and it's okay to lose money. But if you want to knock on it, go home and sleep early. After Wang Jian finished speaking, he punched at the big man called Brother Dog, and the punch stopped when it was an inch away from his face, but the fist did not stop, and the angry big man was suffocated.
"Get out. You discuss it first. ”
Wang Jian reflexively sat back in his position and continued to eat and drink him, while Xiao Jin snorted in his mouth: "This is a heroic style." ”
And at this moment, a voice sounded outside: "That's what you asked me to do?" ”
After saying that, a person picked up the pile of people and walked in, and after seeing such a table of people, he pointed with his hand: "What nonsense are you talking to them?" They can fight, but can't we? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Jian suddenly turned his head: "I just said that your voice is quite familiar, it seems to be right." ”
When he turned around, Hu Qu, who was standing behind him, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and then rubbed his hands on the ground a few times without grace.
"Long time no see." Wang Jian smiled and said, "I miss you and your brother a lot." ”
In fact, Lin Yaxuan had already told Wang Jian about Hu Laihu calculating her, but she had been in a contradiction, and she didn't know whether she should go or stay, and because of Wang Jian's troubles, she couldn't be the boss anymore, and now Lin Yaxuan, who was concentrating on being an ordinary girl, told her mentality and things at that time.
Wang Jian couldn't bear any grievances, and the most unbearable thing was a stab in the back, so he hated the two brothers who were pulled by Lin Yaxuan at that time, especially the old carpenter who also experienced the same thing, and he was angry when he saw this kind of ingratitude.
"I wasn't actually going to look for you at all, but when I did, I'm welcome." Wang Jian stood up, and with an inch of strength, he knocked out the door of the "dog brother" who had not yet reacted with everyone behind him, and then raised his chin towards the panda: "Brother panda, it's a bit of a private matter." Help me watch the door. (To be continued) RQ!!