The Great Grandmaster of Pickle Girl Chapter 044 shames Zhou Yu

Bathed in the expectant eyes of everyone, Zhang Dong said: "Six out of nine days of snow fluttering, just like a jade girl under Qiong Yao." wwm│'s' will one day be fine, make the broom make the broom, make the spade the spade. ”

"Poof......

Everyone, including the two maids, burst out laughing, this is simply a limerick in a limerick, purely to make people laugh, right?

Zhang Dong has been intently laughing at Xiao Qiao and Xiao Orchid Branch, he is really intoxicated, and when everyone's laughter stops, he said with a serious face: "This poem is written by a master named Zhang Dayou in my dream, I appreciate it the most, what do you think?"

Zhou Yu couldn't help but laugh, arched his hand and said, "Good poem, has the master named Li Bai in your dream recited any other poems?"

He is worthy of being a wise and almost demonic character, and Zhang Dong is pretending to be crazy and stupid, so he pointed out that he wanted the kind of poetry of the same level as Jiang Jinjiu.

The rest of the people also looked forward to Zhang Dong again.

"Although I have dreamed of Li Bai and the poet many times, and I have heard him recite a lot of poems in my dreams, it is a pity that I don't remember it after waking up." Zhang Dong drank a glass of wine, put down the wine glass and said, "If you dream again next time, you will definitely record it with pen and paper." ”

Although he didn't know whether what Zhang Dong said was true or false, Zhou Yu was alerted by Zhang Dong's words, jumped up suddenly, ran to the table, waved his pen to record the "Will Enter the Wine" just now, dried the ink, brought it to Zhang Dong, and said respectfully: "You gave, is there something wrong with it?"

Xiao Qiao, Xiaolan, and Zhang Dong cast their eyes at the same time.

Zhou Yu is really a great talent, the words he writes are full of flowers, it is very beautiful, and there is no mistake in the whole poem, which shows how amazing his memory and understanding are, and he is really unforgettable.

"Peerless poetry, peerless good words." Xiao Qiao couldn't help but read it silently again, and said in admiration.

"Great poems, peerless words. I think that even Cai Zhonglang's law is not as good as Zhou Gongzi. Xiaolan looked at Zhou Yu and said adoringly.

A bright smile appeared on Zhou Yu's face, the praise of the two beauties really made him very useful, and he was about to be modest for a few words, but Zhang Dong couldn't help but bend down and laugh, he really didn't mean it, although Zhou Yu's method is not bad, it is naturally far inferior to Cai Yong's flying white body method, and compared with Zhang Dong's method, it is even worse.

Everyone stared at Zhang Dong angrily, not knowing what he was laughing at.

"Laugh at me, laugh at me." Zhang Dong finally smiled, pulled the piece of paper, crumpled it into a ball, threw it on the ground, and stepped on it a few times, saying: "Zhou Gongzi, in my dream, there is a legalist who wrote down this poem, the word is really a dragon flying and phoenix dance, gorgeous and exquisite, and this heroic poem complements each other, and your words are too handsome, too weak, too immature, it is really a blasphemy of this poem."

After three words in a row, Zhou Yu was so angry that he was short of breath, his face was red like fire, his teeth were clenched, and he was about to vomit blood and die.

Zhang Dong was taken aback, in history, although Zhou Yu died of illness, he was angry by Zhuge Liang many times, which is also one of the reasons, it can be seen that his body is not very good, and his qi is a little narrow, he must not stimulate him too deeply, so he reached out and patted Zhou Yu's shoulder and said: "Gongjin, don't be too arrogant, you must be open-minded......"

Xiao Qiao and Xiao Lan were dumbfounded, and the two maids were also dumbfounded.

Zhou Yu's face was full of anger, grabbed Zhang Dong's arm, and said, "Zhang Gongzi, don't hide it, come and come, show your hand, write a few words, and let me worship and worship."

Zhang Dong shook his head again and again and said, "Gongzi Zhou, aren't you cold to me?" How dare I show my ugliness in front of you?"

Zhou Yu was furious, and secretly said You dare to humiliate me like this, how can you not dare to be ugly? Where is Kenyi? He raised his voice and said, "I know that you are a real strange person, and you are also a Fa master, so you will point me to me, let me learn and learn, and realize my own shortcomings."

"I'm a groom, and my handwriting is very sloppy, so I don't dare to be ugly." Zhang Dong excused himself again.

Xiao Qiao was also angry at Zhang Dong's evaluation of Zhou Yu's method just now, and interjected: "Zhang Dong, no matter how sloppy your handwriting is, still write a few words, let me wait."

"Write quickly, I'll wait to see it." Zhou Yu pulled Zhang Dong's sleeve and pulled him to the table, he had to write a few words, this sullen breath in his heart, if he didn't come out, he would really hold back his internal injuries.

Zhang Dong glanced at Zhou Yu with pity, then moved his gaze to Xiao Qiao's face, sighed and said, "Second Miss, I have no problem writing, but I'm worried that after I write, Zhou Gongzi will vomit blood, I really don't want such a situation to happen."

Xiao Qiao Xiaolan was stunned, Zhou Yu and the two maids were also stunned, and they couldn't understand what Zhang Dong said.

"What do you mean?" Little Joe couldn't help but ask.

"Although my handwriting is average, it is still much stronger than Zhou Gongzi's, but Zhou Gongzi's instrument is small and his body is weak, so that my handwriting is better than his, and I may vomit blood with shame." Zhang Dong said seriously, "So, I still don't want to write it, or wait until I get home, and I'll write it to you." ”

Zhou Yu's face was so angry that his face was pale, his chest rose and fell, his eyes almost burst into flames, and now he felt like he was vomiting blood, even he felt incredible, how could he be so out of shape today, could this groom really be his nemesis?

"Nonsense." Xiao Qiao glanced at Zhou Yu worriedly and scolded coquettishly.

"It's okay, if he can write the Fa that is best in the past and the present, I will only be happy, and there will be no problem in worshipping him as a teacher. How can you vomit blood out of shame? Zhou Yu deserved to be a wise person, and quickly regained his composure, and said comfortingly to Xiao Qiao.

"Zhou Gongzi, you are right to think so, since ancient times, a mountain is higher than a mountain, there are capable people behind the capable people, although I am just a horseman, but I like to dream, I dream of a lot of heroes, there are many families, I imitate their font to write the words are naturally better than yours, of course, I dare not be Zhou Gongzi's teacher, and I don't have this strength."

"A mountain is higher than a mountain, and there are capable people behind capable people?" Xiao Qiao and Xiao Lan only felt that these two sentences were really wonderful, they seemed to contain the truth of heaven and earth, and seemed to contain infinite wisdom.

Zhou Yu was full of anger again, he did not arrogantly think that he was a peerless character, but he would not be so presumptuous that he could not even compare with a groom, and said coldly: "Zhang Gaoren, don't preach, facts speak louder than words."

"Okay, just write, just write, don't rush me." After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he took out a wine gourd from his arms, and drank a few sips of the wine brought from modern times.

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