Chapter 1 Shit Luck
"8:40 at the gate of the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China on Jiefang Road"
Looking at this sentence that suddenly popped up on the notebook, Liu Siyuan, a senior student, felt that he couldn't cry or laugh.
Five minutes ago, Liu Siyuan, who was apprehensive, wrote a random sentence in his notebook: 'How can you guarantee 100% admission to civil servants?' As a result, the notebook gave him such a nonsensical answer.
The black hardcover notebook Liu Siyuan was holding in his hand was bought from a thrift stall when he was very young. The experience at that time can only be described as fate, as if it was fate, he fell in love with the humble notebook at a glance, and finally got it from the thrift stall with almost no money.
Only he knows that this notebook is actually spiritual, and after years of running-in, Liu Siyuan was surprised to find that he could actually write on it and communicate with it! Although this person's temper is not small, and sometimes he ignores it, he has accompanied Liu Siyuan for many years anyway, and his status in his heart is no less than that of a good partner for many years.
What is especially important is that it never drops the chain at critical moments, and whenever Liu Siyuan faces a turning point in his life, the notebook will give the right choice.
Of course, usually this notebook does not answer his questions 100%, it depends on its mood, which also makes Liu Siyuan feel that this notebook is not so much an artifact as a goblin.
This time, Liu Siyuan's question was very general and unlevel, he originally thought that the notebook would be dismissive, but at this critical moment it was very powerful, and soon Liu Siyuan saw a row of blue traditional Chinese characters under his question, '8:40 at the door of the Industrial and Commercial Bank of Jiefang Road'
The questions and answers are very incompatible, and Liu Siyuan is even more speechless after thinking about it carefully, because starting from his school, going to the liberation road and going to the examination room are basically two opposite directions. Could it be that Lao Tzu can be admitted to the civil service examination at the door of the bank at one stop? What's more, I have to take the exam at 9 o'clock, and I run to a place several kilometers away at 8:40, and I am bound to be late for the exam.
If something is abnormal, it must be a demon, and now Liu Siyuan believes that there is a goblin hidden in this notebook.
To believe or not to believe? Liu Siyuan knew he might have to make one of the most difficult decisions of his life.
In the end, he chose to believe. On the day of the civil service exam, Liu Siyuan got up early and made his roommate laugh at him, saying that the civil service exam was not earlier than anyone else. Liu Siyuan didn't bother to answer, and he didn't have the face to answer, he just hurriedly went out to take the car, and even came to the door of the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China on Jiefang Road a few minutes early.
Liu Siyuan's purpose in coming to ICBC early was to think that once he reached the time mentioned in the notebook, if nothing happened, he could rush to the exam immediately.
8:39:59 ...... Just when Liu Siyuan was entangled, he suddenly saw two people come to a parked Audi A6, one of them was relatively young, about thirty or so ---- at that time he guessed that it might be the driver, and opened the back door diligently, a middle-aged man with a fat belly held a small bag in his hand, hurried, ready to walk on the Audi, said that it was too late, that was fast, and suddenly three young people rushed out next to him, dyed red, yellow and green hair, dressed avant-garde, and looked like a non-mainstream lost youth.
The three young men have a clear division of labor, two of them are stronger red and green hair, one on each side, quickly controlling the young man who was caught off guard, and the other is relatively flexible yellow hair, taking advantage of the young man being restrained, the speed is fast, and he rushed to the middle-aged man without hesitation, with a clear goal, and snatched the black bag in the middle-aged man's hand as soon as he made a move.
This scene naturally happened to be in Liu Siyuan's eyes, and he had not yet walked out of the campus at this time, and it was the age of boiling blood. Seeing this scene, he didn't have time to think about anything, and even forgot what he was doing when he ran to this ghost place early in the morning. He flew forward, and when the yellow-haired boy was about to run away after he got his hands, he suddenly stretched out his foot and tripped him.
The other two red-haired and green-haired saw that they were biting gold halfway, and they were anxious, the two decisively let go of the young man, and rushed over to help Liu Siyuan, Liu Siyuan was also enthusiastic at the time, isn't it just that there are many people, what's the big deal, not only did he not retreat, but he pounced viciously at the red-haired and green-haired, picked up his left fist and punched the right side of the red hair, and the pain was so painful that the red hair kept scolding his mother, and the green hair saw this, grabbed the gap behind Liu Siyuan's shot, and a knee just hit his stomach, this blow was extremely powerful, It was so painful that Liu Siyuan curled up at that time, and when the red hair saw this, he scolded and said: MD, let your kid be nosy! He picked up his fist and smashed it on Liu Siyuan's head.
Just when Liu Siyuan was desperate, a figure pounced from behind, it was none other than the young man who had been subdued just now, and he saw him pounce on the red hair on the ground, rolling and wrestling with him on the ground like crazy, Liu Siyuan had a delusion for a while, this guy should not be reincarnated by Zhang Fei, right?
The so-called fight is the most afraid of not dying, the red hair is seeking money, and when he encounters the young man's lifelessness, he will soon be a little invincible, Liu Siyuan was inspired by the young man's fierce breath, and just caught a glimpse of the green hair and wanted to help, so he also pounced and fought with the green hair.
At this time, the yellow hair that was tripped by Liu Siyuan in the state of rushing off guard at the beginning finally staggered and stood up, the dog gnawed on the mud just now and threw him not lightly, and after getting up, the yellow hair rubbed his eyes, and saw Liu Siyuan and the young man scuffling with his two companions, and suddenly he was angry from his chest, and he was angry with his guts, and this kid was estimated to be the most active of the three people, and he was not in a hurry to rush up, but looked left and right, and soon he laughed sinisterly, and picked up a fist-sized stone from the side of the road, Step by step, he walked towards the four people in the scuffle.
He slowly walked behind the young man, and then the corners of his mouth showed a look of determination, and his right hand raised the stone and smashed it against the young man's head.
'Bang! With a loud bang, the four people in the fight were all startled, and stopped at the same time as if they said yes, and then watched the yellow hair holding the stone in his hand roll his eyes, and his body gradually softened...... Behind him was a fat-bellied figure with a golf club in his hand......
The next battle became no suspense, the scene changed from two to three to three, although the middle-aged man in it looked very weak in combat, but after all, there was a murder weapon in his hand, and the lethality was not weak at all.
After a struggle, after successfully subduing the three little hooligans, the police arrived in a very timely manner, and several policemen briefly looked at Liu Siyuan and the young man, they were fine, mainly skin injuries, but the red, yellow and green three, all of whom had been beaten on their heads, still haven't woken up.
Liu Siyuan was a little strange, why did the police come so quickly, and the efficiency should not be so high.
At this time, the middle-aged man came over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Comrade Xiao is good, the wound is not a big deal, right?" ”
Liu Siyuan hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just a small injury" and then casually sighed: "The police came very quickly today." ”
The middle-aged man smiled and said, "They dare to be unhappy? Although he had a relaxed smile on his face when he spoke, Liu Siyuan didn't know why he felt a deep majesty.
At this time, a leader in the police who looked at his level was not low quickly ran to the middle-aged man's side and asked with concern, "Minister Ouyang, are you okay?" We're late enough to give you a review. ”
The middle-aged man waved his hand and said, "I'm fine, you can take Xiao Chu and this little comrade to check the wounds." ”
The policeman immediately saluted and said, "Please rest assured Minister Ouyang, we will arrange for the two of you to go to the hospital for examination." Then he turned to Liu Siyuan and said, "This little comrade, after checking your body, I want you to go to the bureau to make a record." ”
Liu Siyuan exclaimed, only then did he remember what he was doing today, and suddenly sweated like rain, and hurriedly said: "Comrade policeman, I'm really embarrassed, I just have to take the civil service exam today, I'm afraid I'm going to be late at this time......"
Originally, the police wanted to say something, but the middle-aged man waved his hand and said: "The little comrade is brave and brave, he is a good seedling, and if he does not take the civil service examination, it will be a loss for our Hanjiang City." After he finished speaking, he ignored the opinions of the policemen and said to the driver: "Xiao Chu, why don't you drive this little comrade to the exam first?" ”
'Driver' Xiao Chu nodded without hesitation and said, "I understand, I'll do it immediately." ”
After that, he also ignored his injury, immediately invited Liu Siyuan into the passenger seat of the driver's seat, and then kicked the accelerator, Audi A6 suddenly turned into F22, and rushed to the test site with a sound all the way.
The teacher at the entrance of the examination room had a stinky face, and ignored the seagull watch on his wrist that imitated Vacheron Constantin, and said, "Look, when has it been, it's been a minute, you can go back." ”
Liu Siyuan felt that the world was about to collapse at that time, and begged with a crying voice: "Teacher, you can do it, but it's just a minute, I'm begging you!" ”
The teacher ignored his pleas, looked at him with a cold expression and said, "It's useless for you to kneel...... Someone did this last time I went back to the neighboring province, but it didn't work! ”
At that time, Liu Siyuan almost tore up the notebook directly, but fortunately, the driver saved it with a word.
The driver patted Liu Siyuan on the shoulder and said lightly: "Young man, don't worry. ”
Then, he took out his mobile phone slowly with his injured hand, and dialed a number at random. I'm Chu Ziqiang, I just sent a candidate over, at your door, your comrades who guard the door are very responsible, and we are not allowed to enter, I think, such a responsible comrade, I still have to specifically ask you Director Liu to praise. ”
Liu Siyuan stood far away, although he couldn't hear what the other party was saying, but he could clearly feel that the other party seemed to be standing in an earthquake-stricken area with constant aftershocks.
Within a few minutes, a middle-aged man ran out of the school panting, and if you look at his size, it should be said to be out of the school. When the janitor saw the middle-aged man, he hurriedly called the director, but the latter did not appreciate it, but glared at her viciously with his eyes, with an expression of wanting to eat people. The janitor shuddered.
The middle-aged man had a clear goal, and ran directly to the 'driver' surnamed Chu, grabbed him and shook him wildly, and said again and again: "Why is Director Chu here?" I don't want to inform my little brother in advance, so that I can prepare......" he said, his eyes rolling around.
And the driver, well, to be precise, Director Chu first grinned, obviously affected by this guy's 'enthusiasm', and then glanced at him coldly, and the fat Director Liu immediately found his wound, his mouth opened wide, and he shouted excitedly after half a sound: "This ...... How can this be?! Come on, why don't you help Director Chu to the infirmary! ”
Director Na Chu interrupted him at this time and said, "I just have a little skin injury, so I won't get in the way, in addition, Director Liu, don't look at it, Minister Ouyang didn't come, but the leader instructed me to send this little comrade to take the exam." This little comrade was late, but because he acted bravely, he repelled three lawbreakers who tried to rob Minister Ouyang, do you say he is a good seedling? As a result, I didn't expect your teacher to be so conscientious and responsible, and stopped us at the school gate, alas, I don't even know how to explain to Minister Ouyang. ”
Director Liu hurriedly said, "Director Chu, then you don't need to talk about it!" The little comrade is indeed a promising young man, and we in Hanjiang City are proud of you. ”
Liu Siyuan was immediately depressed, he was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and he was still talking useless nonsense over there.
Director Chu also saw that Director Liu was out of place, he waved his hand and said, "Let's talk about this later, Director Liu, you see that the little comrade is already half an hour late, according to the rules of the examination room......"
Director Liu patted his chest and said: "Director Chu, don't worry, the rules are also for people, this little comrade is brave and brave, we don't let people take exams, is this reasonable?" We will arrange a special exam for this little comrade. Director Chu said with satisfaction: "Okay, then I will hand over the little comrade to you, Director Liu, Minister Ouyang is very concerned about the examination of the little comrade." ”
Director Liu immediately nodded and said, "Understood, understood." But Director Chu, you should also hurry up and go to the infirmary to deal with it simply......"
Director Chu nodded quite reservedly, and said in his mouth: "Actually, don't be so troublesome, a little injury, the leader is still waiting for me." However, the footsteps followed Director Liu into the school.
The female teacher with the seagull watch watched the three of them walk past her, her mouth wide open, and she looked at them with her eyes open, but she couldn't say a word, and Director Chu and Director Liu completely treated her as if she were air.
The rest of the matter can be imagined, Liu Siyuan did not suffer any grievances, Director Liu Leng made an exception and let him take the test for an extra hour. What's more, in the last hour, when he was alone there and struggling to write, the middle-aged woman who was invigilating the exam walked up to him and stood still. Liu Siyuan looked up and saw the middle-aged woman like water, constantly glancing back and forth between him and the test paper. Liu Siyuan had goosebumps all over his body, thinking that he would definitely lose his chastity this time.
"Teacher ......"
The middle-aged woman shook her head and blinked desperately, pointing her finger at a certain question ...... the paper.
This question...... I don't think the answer is ideal. Liu Siyuan tried to change the option, and when he looked up again, he saw a satisfied smile on the middle-aged woman's face, and then pointed to another question......
Nima, is this my test or are you taking the test?
Liu Siyuan has low self-esteem and is happy