Chapter 23: Dating
Downstairs in the girls' dormitory, two sneaky figures slipped all the way to the gate along the corner.
"Zhu Liming, your intelligence must be right, right? Why do I feel that this place is unsafe? Ling Qingfeng raised his collar to cover his face and asked softly.
Zhu Liming, who also wrapped himself tightly, replied with pride on his face: "Fart! My Lao Zhu's intelligence is absolutely fine! In another three minutes, no, it's two minutes and fifty-eight seconds, and Li Xia will pass by this door! We just jump out and yell, hey! We've been waiting for you for a long time! She will definitely be heartbroken, difficult to hold herself, and then want to refuse and welcome, want to say goodbye, and finally throw herself into her arms, coquettish and tactful, you are bad! ”
Seeing that this fat man was full of shyness, and used a sharp voice to learn how to speak to a woman, Ling Qingfeng's hairs stood on end, and he couldn't stop chilling, and he really regretted being fooled by this fat man.
"Less disgusting, hurry up and observe the situation! I'm still in a hurry to go back to exercise! Ling Qingfeng rubbed his nose and said impatiently.
"Roger! Mission completion guaranteed! Zhu Liming smiled.
So, in the flower bed in front of the girls' dormitory, two slightly obscene figures huddled together, poking out a big head from time to time, looking around, but they didn't know that they had been looked at by the girls upstairs, pointing and pointing, this scene was really funny.
Finally, a pretty and moving figure ran in the distance.
Although Li Xia does not exercise as crazy as Ling Qingfeng, he also insists on running every night to enhance his physical fitness.
Dressed in a white sportswear, she looks more curvaceous than she wears a wide camouflage uniform during the day, and the girl's bumpy figure can give people a pure beauty at any time.
"Hah!" Zhu Liming roared and jumped out of the flower bed at once.
Perhaps because he was too nervous, the goods slipped under his feet, and directly tripped over the flower bed, and fell to the ground in a large zigzag shape.
Li Xia was startled by this sudden movement and stopped.
Ling Qingfeng touched his head helplessly, sighed secretly, and silently walked out of the shadows of the flower bed.
"Hey! It's me, didn't scare you, did I? Ling Qingfeng walked directly past someone who fell to the ground and snorted, and got straight to the point.
"It's fine! Are you guys playing a game? Li Xia smiled like a flower, standing up.
Ling Qingfeng nodded subconsciously at first, then shook his head vigorously, and smiled quite awkwardly.
"Are you waiting for me?" Li Xia's heart was as careful as a hair, and he broke the intention of the two of them in one bite.
"Yes! I've been waiting for a while, without your phone, there are too many people during the day, hehe! Ling Qingfeng adjusted his state and regained his cynical signature smile.
Li Xia narrowed his eyes and stared at him with interest, "Is there something wrong with that?" ”
Ling Qingfeng was taken to his heart by this simple glance, and his whole body was numb and crispy, and he felt like he was overpowered.
The beauty of this girl's face is almost impeccable, and the most rare thing is that there is a trace of fortitude and calmness in the beauty, and she looks at her, and the boy who is not strong enough in his heart is only equipped with one action, that is, he can't help but bow his head.
Would Ling Qingfeng lower his head and dare not look at him? Of course not!
On the contrary, Ling Qingfeng only felt a bang in his head, and his breathing immediately became rapid. A desire to conquer comes from the heart.
In the face of girls who can make their hearts flutter, men should be brave to fight!
"Tomorrow is a day off, and I would like to invite you to have dinner together at noon tomorrow! Thank you for telling me about the library! Ling Qingfeng looked at Li Xia with blazing eyes and said seriously.
"Is it just eating?" Li Xia smiled like a flower.
"Of course not, if you want, we can go to the movies, and I can take you to the night market in the evening, there are a lot of fun gadgets!"
Ling Qingfeng has never been a stage fright, as long as he faces a girl who can make him feel it, his brain turns quickly.
"What if I don't want to go?" Li Xia asked with a smile.
Ling Qingfeng looked at her smile, and suddenly his heart was full of joy, as long as a girl is willing to smile at you, what is important in her mouth? Don't want to go? That's weird!
"It's rare that our school only takes one day off a month, and it would be a shame if you didn't go out with me! Trust me, I promise you'll be happy, very happy, and extremely happy! If you don't go, hey! That's tantamount to slapping me in the face! I'm so stupid that I'm afraid of myself! You pump my left cheek, I promise to stretch out my right cheek for you too! Forget it, why don't you just slap me in the face! Come, come, come! You're welcome! Pump hard! ”
Ling Qingfeng's crazy words and exaggerated actions caused Li Xia to giggle and tremble.
To put it mildly, the matter of boys chasing girls is actually not that complicated, as long as they look at each other well, they mainly have to rely on being bold and thin-skinned.
It is said that there is a slang phrase in the pickle girl world, called "Pan Xian Deng Little Donkey", which vividly summarizes several major elements of pickle girls. You have to be handsome, you have to have free time, you have to have a lot of money like Deng Gong, you have to be able to bend and stretch, you have to be a clown and cute and pitiful, and finally you have to be as capable as a donkey, and then you can kill all the big beauties, you know the ending!
Just like Ling Qingfeng now, he doesn't look bad, he doesn't lack money in his pocket, and he is willing to put down his body and pretend to be a clown and play a scoundrel, plus he is free tomorrow, quadathlon, it's no wonder that girls are not coaxed to be happy by him!
"Alright! Tomorrow at 11 o'clock at noon, you come downstairs to pick me up! After Li Xia finished speaking with a smile, he quickened his pace and entered the girls' dormitory building.
It wasn't until Li Xia's back completely disappeared into the stairwell that Ling Qingfeng turned around with a smirk.
"Damn! That's too fake, right? Are you sure it's really Li Xia who just went in? So easy to get an appointment? It's unreasonable! Zhu Liming's mouth opened wide, and he still couldn't believe everything just now.
Li Xia is a well-deserved school flower-level goddess among this class of freshmen, she can't find fault with her appearance, but her personality is so good! No matter whether it's a boy or a girl, there's almost no one who doesn't like her and admires her!
"What's so hard about that? It's normal to make an appointment, and then I made an appointment! Ling Qingfeng shrugged his shoulders deliberately, looking innocent.
"Damn! Say you're fat and you're still panting, you're amazing, right? But how about that fake fall I just made, brother? Isn't it realistic enough to be realistic? If it weren't for my self-sacrifice and foil, how could you have your current happy life! Why don't you give me a super assist? ”
Speaking from his heart, Zhu Liming would not be jealous of Ling Qingfeng, because he was very self-aware and did not regard making school flowers as his life goal at all.
"You're really falling! Assists a fart! A guy who has no interest, a fat man with weak legs when he sees a beautiful woman! ”
"Wowhaha! Ling Qingfeng, you ungrateful villain, don't think about having a supper tonight! I'd rather die than give in! ”
"If you dare not cook, I will throw away all the dishes you have stolen!"
With a happy mood and a good expectation for tomorrow, the two disappeared into the vast night while snoring.