Chapter Twenty-Nine: Wealth Makes Money
Yuan Han peeked at the same time, and continued to knock, and his heart was really funny, he didn't expect that when he came to ancient times, he would have to rely on pit abduction and deception to make money, "Seventy...... Seventy-one ...... I'm exhausted. ”
The five big and three thick springs almost didn't see Yuan Han, what is she doing, didn't she say that she went to work in the field, why did she kowtow by the river, strange things, it's really greasy.
"Yuan Han, it's time to eat, what are you doing, if you don't work, why are you crazy?" The spring water was too hot, so I squatted by the river and washed my face, leaning against the big tree and chewing on the grass roots.
Yuan Han pretended to notice the spring water, she pulled her sleeve and wiped the sweat on her forehead, panting and replied intermittently: "I'm not crazy big brother, I'm busy with business, you... Why don't you go back first, I'll go back as soon as I kowtow, don't watch from the side, I'm awkward. ”
"Hey," after Yuan Han was so eager to catch the old man, the spring water became more interested, what is going on, he didn't eat it, but he was willing to kowtow under the big tree, what is the secret here? "You're so sneaky, I'm not leaving, what's the wrong thing you can't see, or do you do something bad and repent here?"
Yuan Han pretended to be helpless, but still continued to kowtow and said: "Seventy-five, what can I do to be unfortunate, if this is a bad thing, then I wish I had lost my conscience and had to be developed." Yuan Han has a very strong acting talent, and after saying these words, he didn't forget to snicker with his hands that were half-hidden and half-hidden, and then patted his mouth as if he regretted it, "It's really a lot of words." ”。
Of course, Quanshui didn't know that this was a trap given to her by Yuan Han, and she knew that being obedient and listening to half of it was the most torturous, so Quanshui was even more curious, "Hey, what are you talking about, don't tell me, don't blame me for being rude, I'll follow you when you go to the thatched house." ”
"Seventy-nine...... Big brother, don't be so desperate, eighty...... Eighty-one ......, huh" Yuan Han finally breathed a long sigh of relief, patted the dust on his knees, and washed his face in the river, "Do you really want to know?" Heavenly secrets must not be revealed. ”
Quan Shui glanced at Yuan Han with some disdain, "What a bullshit heavenly machine, hurry up." ”
"Hey," Yuan Han looked like he wanted to say nothing, and finally seemed to have made a lot of determination, "Big brother, let me ask you first, have I been different since I stepped out of the room?" ”
"yes." Quanshui replied very refreshingly, this still needs to be asked, how dare Yuan Han express his opinion at home in the past, he has always been a man with his tail between his legs, and since he was released after being locked up, he has learned to resist, and sometimes even his father and mother have to give up three points.
Yuan Han sighed again, as if he was reluctant to mention it, "Although I broke my head and forgot what happened before, I gradually found that I seem to have some special abilities, that is, I love to dream." ”
"What ability, what kind of dreams?" Quan Shui likes to go straight to the point, and she doesn't like Yuan Han's roundabout tactics, she thinks that she can stop talking about it.
Yuan Han said with an expression that you didn't believe either, "The reason why I dare to cook with potatoes is entirely because I had the same scene in my dream, and this dream is even more extraordinary, it turned out to be ...... By the way, big brother, you seem to have come to ask me to go back to dinner. ”
"Why are you in a hurry, the rice is in the pot, finish the sentence." Izumi was wondering what kind of dream it was, how could he go back to eat, besides, he came to fill his stomach, so he was not in a hurry.
Yuan Han pretended to look left and right mysteriously, and then lowered his voice, "In the dream, I dreamed that there was a hole under this tree, and then I bowed to the Quartet, and after worshipping, I threw a steamed bun inside, and the next day in the dream, I came to see it, and there were two steamed buns inside." ”
"That's what you say." The interest in the spring water disappeared suddenly, and I thought it was a dream, steamed buns, and the most hated thing about the spring water was eating steamed buns.
Yuan Han saw that the spring water got up to leave, and hurriedly stopped: "Big brother, listen to me, this dream tells me that this tree hole can be two for a lifetime, so I'm thinking, if I throw a steamed bun into two, if I throw a copper plate into it, will it also become two?" ”
"Then you just throw the copper plate in, why do you want to kowtow?" Quan Shui didn't believe Yuan Han's words at all, and his brain was broken.
"That's what happened in the dream, probably thanking the God of Wealth." Yuan Han's ability to talk nonsense is getting stronger and stronger.
Quanshui stood up and circled around Yuan Han a few times, "Then you can reach in and touch it to see if there are any copper coins." ”
"Big brother, aren't you embarrassing me? Don't you know yet? I don't have a copper plate on my body, aren't you deliberately embarrassing me? Yuan Han's face was embarrassed, and he was embarrassed to say it.
"Then what god of wealth do you worship?" Yuan Han is a madman.
Yuan Han couldn't listen to it anymore, and stood up and saluted, "What do you know?" I call this a salute before a soldier, the wealth of the God of Wealth is not for you to take for nothing, you have to have a heart of admiration," after speaking, he stumbled a little, "Big brother, can you lend me a copper plate?" If it happens, I'll give you a dividend. ”
Let's go, wow, wow, Yuan Han racked his brains and tried his best to explain to him what dividends were.
It took several minutes for the spring water to understand the meaning of dividends, and he asked a little uneasily, "If you give me a share, what if it doesn't work?" ”
"Big brother, you're too picky, you look at a copper plate so closely, you're too different from a man, if you become one and become two, if not, I'll take it out of the hole and give it back to you tomorrow." Yuan Han can't go on anymore, isn't it, the spring water that looks like a ruffian smell is so important to even a copper plate, this is still a fart.
However, Izumi finally took out a copper plate from his waist bag and told him, "Remember what you say, if you don't remember well, you will have to pay the bill," Izumi said and waved his fist, "It will teach you a lesson." "The main reason for asking the spring to take out a copper plate is that Yuan Han said that he is not like a man, which is really ironic for a man, and anyone who is a man will prove himself.
Yuan Han took the copper plate with a smile, patted his chest and promised, "The people are in the copper plate, big brother, you are waiting for the money." ”
Quan Shui nodded hastily, while thinking about how to fix Yuan Han in her heart, she really regarded people as fools, he was willing to lend money to Yuan Han, of course, there was another purpose, if he could really make money, then the family would be able to live a good life by kowtowing around the tree hole.
"Big brother, no matter what, you have to keep it a secret first, and you can't let a third person know." Yuan Han is not a fool, of course, he saw that Quanshui had other plans in his heart.
"Okay, it's going to be a secret." Quanshui's heart is full of joy, just waiting for tomorrow, he will be able to get what he wants, and Yuan Han can only eat Coptis dumbly, because he is sure that Yuan Han is penniless and will definitely not be able to take out a copper plate.
The two looked at each other and smiled, nodded with tacit understanding, and went home together.
Before stepping through the door, Yuan Han threw away his hoe and went to the kitchen to find food.
"I'll wait for you to come back in the next half a year, and if you can't wait, I'll eat first, and I'll keep the food in the pot for you." Aunt Yuan did not scold for the first time, she still has high hopes for the diligent child, I hope she can make persistent efforts, she has to speak softly, because bad words and insults will discourage the child's enthusiasm for work.
Yuan Han looked even more flattered, "Thank you, mother." ”