No.293 No worries
Although Lao Wang was shot, it was obvious that it did not affect him much, he went to work as usual in the morning, but his walking posture became a little strange, giving people a strange feeling of holding a walnut in his chrysanthemum.
During recess, he was often booed and asked for warmth, so that he repeatedly explained that he was hit with a nail on his ass and it was no big deal before he got out proudly.
And He Rui and Xiao Jin as always do not deal with each other, even if the two are divided at both ends of the classroom, their eyes can rub fierce and dazzling sparks in the air, the two excellent girls who are six years apart, as long as they meet, they have to be tense, which makes Wang Jian very headache but there is nothing to be done. So he could only try to minimize the stimulation of the two of them, and even try to avoid calling them by name......
At the end of the two classes, when Lao Wang was packing up the lesson plan, he suddenly raised his head and No.293 asked without worry: "By the way, what do you think of these two martial arts competitions?" β
This martial arts conference itself is now the focus of public opinion, and the ratings have stabilized those song talent shows since the revision. And Huang Weilong signed a contract with a film company because he was quite chic at the martial arts conference, and he would take over the filming of an action movie produced by a famous director in the summer, although he only played a monk who was shot and died after only ten minutes of plot, but he also lived in a blockbuster, and he was able to appear with Huang Yue to run the show, this feeling of stars by his side, how could he not let these monkeys pay special attention to this event.
So as soon as his question came out, the guys below were enthusiastic, but under this gossip, Wang Jian was confused: "Let's do it one by one." β
The guys in the class, look at me, I look at you, and they shouted in unison: "Worry-free, so beautiful!" β
Wang Jian was stunned: "What is worry-free?" β
He Rui stood up with a grin. said to Wang Jian: "It's the girl who can dance and beat people, Teacher Wang, don't you know?" Her name is Wuwu, a native of Hanzhong, 22 years old, a student at the Central Academy of Drama. Now she has become the number one celebrity on the Internet, and No.293 worry-free, someone wants her to start a class. β
"How can there be such a surname...... Wang Jian shook his head: "Fake name, right?" How do you know so much? β
"Teacher, you're really out." Ye Wen waved his hand: "The whole country knows that her name is Gongsun Wuwu." You're still pretending not to know...... You're selling cute, right? β
Wang Jian waved his hand: "Go, go, I'm not very interested in these, how can you be so boring." β
And He Rui grinned. Wrinkled his nose and said, "Teacher Wang, can we go and have a look tonight?" Rhubarb helped us get tickets. β
"Rhubarb ......" Wang Jian smiled and shook his head: "Everyone has to go through the years of giving others nicknames, I will try to go with you at night." β
"Hooray!" Long live the monkeys. He Rui even gave Wang Jian a flying kiss, and Xiao Jin raised his hand to give He Rui a flying ruler, but was stopped by Wang Jian with his eyes.
"My butt hurts, I'll go up first." Lao Wang was happy: "The next class is Teacher Ami's class, and whoever of you sleeps will die." By the way, I tell you a secret, your Ami teacher is a princess, don't bully her too much. β
After speaking, Wang Jian limped upstairs and went up. At a glance, I saw David lying on the table playing with Ami's hair in a daze.
"You're sick, and you need to be cured." Wang Jian pulled Dawei's hand away: "My elementary school teacher said that those who play with the hair of female classmates are little hooligans. β
Ami also said angrily: "I have already said it, but he just won't listen, thanks to you for saving me." β
Wang Jian shrugged: "This guy has fallen into evil." β
Ami's eyes lit up: "Is he in love?" I always thought he liked you......"
Wang Jian, who was drinking water, squirted out in one gulp: "Don't you follow the local customs like this, okay...... I'm sick to death. β
And David smirked and slowly raised his head. Hehe smiled: "Actually, I think that girl is really good, very suitable for me, I can see from her eyes that she is a person with a story." Her story is poignant, her frowning, her pursing of her lips, her smile and smile all touched me deeply. β
"People haven't smiled at you at all, don't be sentimental."
When Wang Jian sat back on the stool, he found that there was a thick sponge on the stool. Don't think about it, it must be his cute second sister, although she doesn't know where to run now, but she can only be so meticulous. "What about Wakabayashi?"
"I went to the real yΓ n room to see people making ammonia and hydrogen." Dawei lowered his head and looked at his phone: "You know, she's boring." β
As he was talking, Dawei suddenly raised his head: "By the way, what kind of food did you say that girl likes to eat?" β
Wang Jian sighed: "She likes to eat pig intestine sashimi." β
Ami was stunned when she heard this, and then almost wanted to gag: "It's disgusting......"
"That's right, how could such a clean girl like such a disgusting thing, eating raw intestines? Are you brain-dead? β
"You don't know, how can I know?" Wang Jian stretched out his hands: "She hasn't said a word until now." β
Ami turned around: "Who are you talking about?" Isn't it charismatic? I'll go to class first, and I'll be sure to go with you after work. β
"Didn't we go to the martial arts tournament together at night?" Wang Jian took out a few almonds that Ami gave him to eat from the drawer, and sat in the position to peel them attentively: "Don't you like it a lot?" β
"What I like is sumo." Ami sighed, got up and walked out: "But Ichiro Aida won't come......"
"By the way, good news for you, he will be here in the third installment." Wang Jian raised his head: "Your Royal Highness Princess, do you like that kind of man with two hundred kilograms?" β
"Princess...... How do you know? Ami's brows furrowed at the time, but she quickly laughed: "I'm just an ordinary girl, Prince Nei or something, I'm not." I like knights who can protect me, and it doesn't matter what he looks like. Girls who look at their appearances are superficial. β
Wang Jian watched her walk out of the door and sighed: "Did you hear it, everything that looks superficial is superficial, so if you talk about me again, you are superficial." β
"You're not dirty." Dawei turned his head sideways: "You are two and earth." β
Of course...... Because of Wang Jian's whistleblowing. When the director was eating at noon, he was eaten by Ah Mei, who is usually silent, and when he sprayed people, he called a thousand arrows and a southern barbarian invasion, and he couldn't stop it. In the end, it was Wang Jian's promise of a buffet to make amends to calm her anger, but even so, Wang Jian was sternly warned not to tell the fact that she was the prince of the inner prince. After all, this kind of thing is quite disgraceful.
Got off work in the evening, except for Dawei. Everyone arrived at the gymnasium early. Now the tickets for the martial arts conference have been sold to more than 4,000 in the hands of ticket sellers, and they are often priceless, and as the competition becomes more and more exciting, it is becoming more and more white-hot. Ticket prices are rising almost in a straight line.
The game started at 8 o'clock in the evening, and Wang Jian sat on the table on the second floor with a kind of little monkey cub, quietly waiting for a carefree appearance. And during this time, he called Dawei and asked him to come and play too...... But Dawei couldn't resist it, he said that he was now outside to help that little Bai Fumei pick out clothes and snacks, and she was empty and lonely at home alone.
"A man who is caught in the delusion of love is usually unreasonable." Tian Er sighed softly and leaned on Wang Jian's shoulder: "Women are also ......"
Wang Jian shrugged: "Whatever he is, it's time to come into heat." β
"What about you?" Natural Er pressed Wang Jian's nose with his hand: "Why is it still an elm pimple?" β
Wang Jian took a deep breath and folded his hands: "The Dao Law is naturally ......"
"You're using the wrong gesture." A familiar voice came from Wang Jian's side: "You are a monk's gesture." β
He turned his head to look and saw the monk standing next to him in a cheap long-sleeved shirt and an ugly pair of jeans. With a ticket in hand, he seems to be looking for his seat.
"Yo, the monk hasn't seen you for a long time." Wang Jian stretched out his hand to say hello: "Have you been busy falling in love lately?" β
The monk was stunned, and suddenly even his head turned red, and his hands were professionally folded: "False...... Vanity ......"
"What a monk. It's clearly Brother Long. The panda's voice also came from behind, with his unique Trump, and he also pinched his throat and shouted: "Brother Long, come here, you melon baby." β
Wang Jian turned his head and found the panda sitting behind him. Less than a meter apart, he laughed: "I didn't hear your movements." β
"Can you hear me, is that okay? I'm watching you fall in love. The panda smiled and pointed to a girl next to him who was absolutely good-looking: "It's called Sister-in-law." β
The girl slapped the panda the stomach: "I hate you." β
"Alright, stop making a fuss, here we go." The panda was obviously afraid of guilt, and was beaten like this, and then he patted Wang Jian: "Are you injured?" β
Wang Jian cleared his throat in embarrassment: "Small injury, small injury." β
"It's not small, it hurts the flesh." The panda took out a packet of things held in yellow table paper from his pocket: "Take it, three times a day, one pinch at a time to drink porridge, Tangmen's healing medicine, high-end, good things to grind with tiger bones." β
"Thank you." Wang Jian was not hypocritical, and after taking it, he turned his head and asked, "You are also here to see worry-free?" β
"Yes, yes, it's a big beauty." The panda smiled lewdly: "It's good-looking!" β
The cat sister-in-law next to her nailed the panda's chest with an elbow, and scolded angrily: "Do you want to die!" At this elbow, the panda was honest at that time, stuck out his tongue at Wang Jian with a bitter face, and then looked at his nose, nose and heart, and reached the world......
Wang Jian stretched out his hand and said to Tiantianer: "The panda is so pitiful." β
And Tianji also shrugged: "Sister Mei said that men are in charge, so you are not allowed to look at junior sister!" Let's go shopping with me! β
Before the joke was over, the opening bell rang, and then the host came to the stage to signal the audience to be quiet, and then reviewed the previous episodes of the program in a routine manner, and after speaking, he raised his hand:
"Now, let's look forward to our hottest big beauty worry-free to challenge the hot contestant of the last issue, Zhang Weiye! Everyone cheers! For a while, the music burst into flames, and the applause was like thunder.
With the music and applause, Zhang Weiye put his hands in his pockets and walked into the ring with a handsome face.
"This kid is still handsome." The panda laughed: "I just came to see him being beaten into a dog." β
Wang Jian turned his head: "Do you dare to cheer my apprentice?" β
The panda sighed: "You don't know, obviously you can't beat it." Gongsun Jianwu, it has been lost for many years. Ninety-nine variations, ninety-nine dynamics, ninety-nine paces, each time is different, and I have no chance of winning. Xiao Yezi has three moves at most. β
Wang Jian sighed: "This worry-free is really powerful, how did you cultivate it?" β
"You're a monster yourself. You still ask people? The panda shook his head: "Want face? β
In the interval between their chats, Wuwu walked on stage in a tight night-walking suit-like knight costume, which was different from the graceful and luxurious dress of the previous times. This time she looked clean and neat.
As soon as she appeared, the eyes of the audience immediately focused on her, and her fan group immediately let out a rapid scream. Even huge banners were raised.
At this time, the host stepped forward: "This time, at the request of both sides, weapons can be used." However, in order to prevent accidental injury, we give all prop weapons, which are not lethal. But children must not imitate, here are brothers and sisters are professional. β
After a while, the staff presented a long stick and a double-strand sword......
Looking at this posture, Wang Jian wiped his face: "What does Weiye think?" This is a clear way to kill oneself. β
And Natural Er looked at it for a while, and snorted: "He doesn't want to lose too ugly." β
Sure enough, at the beginning, the worry-free double-strand sword was like an undefeated embroidery needle in the East. The audience flew all over the place, and Zhang Weiye's eyebrow stick was also very beautifully brushed. The sound of the direct collision of weapons was sporadic at first, but then it became a series of clanging crunching sounds.
Worry-free is like a butterfly on the stage, all kinds of flips. With the sword in hand, she felt completely different from usual. When you retreat, you are graceful, but when you advance, it is like a thunderbolt. When it takes off, it looks like a flying dandelion and when it lands, it looks like an assaulting falcon, fast and orderly, orderly in advance and retreat, with a flawless posture, a waist as soft as no bones, and a smile on his face all the time. His eyes are focused, and his nose is slightly sweaty. The image is simply beautiful, and every close-up will be screenshotted and posted online.
And although Zhang Weiye stubbornly resisted the first wave of attacks, his rhythm has been completely mastered by Wu Wu, whether it is his body or stick technique, it seems to be out of tune, and it is a mess.
When Wuwu was about to attack in the second round, Zhang Weiye stomped his foot, threw the stick to the ground, and raised his hand to surrender: "I can't parry, it's too powerful." β
This result did not surprise the audience, they themselves came for the Carefree Challenge, so when the Carefree victory, their cheers poured out together.
At this time, Wang Jian frowned, stood up, patted his aching buttocks, and coughed: "I'll go." β
Natural Er raised his head and glanced at Wang Jian: "Your ass ......"
Panda coaxed behind: "It's worth the ticket price!" It's developed! β
Wang Jian made an OK gesture to them, and then walked up without looking back. walked straight to the host: "I'm going up to challenge her." β
The host was stunned for a moment, looked at the broadcast studio, and was also at a loss. After all, although the ring accepts challenges, there is no precedent for challenging immediately after a game, which makes him lose too many rules.
And Zhang Weiye, who was just about to leave, saw Wang Jian step forward, he hurriedly stepped forward and said with a wry smile: "Master...... I should listen to you, I'm not an opponent at all with a weapon, people gave me a color in the first round, and the aura covered me in the second round. β
Wang Jian laughed: "If you don't listen to me, you regret it." β
"I breathed back to the backstage," the host whispered, "Wait a minute, wait a minute." β
After saying that, he ran to the ring and picked up the microphone: "Audience friends! Now there has been a sudden change in the show, and the master of the contestant Zhang Weiye, who just left the show, asks for a worry-free challenge, please wait for five minutes! β
The audience turned into a pot of boiling water, and the monkeys in class 29 saw that Lao Wang was about to go, their voices were hoarse, and Huang Weilong even stood in the position, took off his coat, and stood shirtless in the position and waved his clothes wildly to cheer for Wang Jian.
The live director also got a call from Natural Two at this time. You must know that Tianer can be regarded as the boss's plenipotentiary spokesperson, and the power is very big, and after a phone call, Wang Jian naturally got through, so he immediately issued instructions to the host. And the host immediately raised his head after receiving the instruction:
"Well, the organizing committee approved this sudden challenge, life always needs surprises, life always needs to change lanes, after five minutes of halftime. The excitement continues, don't go away, we'll see you later. β
And the last shot before the intermission gave Wang Jian and Wuwu a wonderful close-up, respectively, and appeared on the TV screen together.
"Little sister, come out." Jiang Zhiyuan sat on the sofa with a bowl. called out to Jiang Caidie, who didn't eat or drink in the room: "Come and see Wang Jian in the ring." β
"Don't look at it......" Jiang Caidie is still guilty and blamed herself for the sacrifice of the team members and the dismissal of herself: "Don't look at it, don't look at it, don't look at it!" I don't want to see his face! β
Jiang Zhiyuan put down the bowl, got into the house, and took out Jiang Caidie in cartoon pajamas. Thrown on the couch: "Okay." It's nothing, when I walked into the police academy with Slippery, we said yes. Whoever sacrifices doesn't have to feel sorry for the other party, he said that this is fate, you have to have his bearing, and we have to recuperate and avenge him. β
Jiang Caidie pouted and her eyes were swollen: "How can you say such a thing, Brother Slippery grew up with you since childhood." β
Jiang Zhiyuan nodded: "I'm more uncomfortable than anyone else, but you have to know that sadness and tears are useless." Life has to go on, what we have to do is to finish what he hasn't done, a better life. This is important. β
Jiang Caidie snorted. looked at Wang Jian's face on TV, and said with itchy teeth: "It's all him!" β
"It's you!" Jiang Zhiyuan frowned: "Whose problem, you have to figure it out." I can help you do what you want, but I can't let you know right from wrong! β
"Don't scold me......" Jiang Caidie cried again as she spoke: "I won't play with you anymore...... Woohoo......"
Jiang Zhiyuan picked up the bowl and ignored her: "Get in and sleep." β
"No!" Jiang Caidie sat on the sofa stiffly. Crying and saying, "I'll just watch! β
And at this time, it was almost time to start, Wu Wu was still in that costume, stood in the ring, and beckoned to Wang Jian, who was resting in the rest seat, with a smile on his face, his movements were gentle, full of gentleness and charm that only a woman can have.
Wang Jian raised his head. didn't play handsome at all, just limped up the steps to the ring and stood on the opposite side of worry-free. The applause was still thunderous, and the cheers were always in vogue. But the moment Wang Jian stood in the ring, he couldn't hear the interference around him at all, and there was only Gongsun Wuwu standing opposite in the whole world.
But this carefree is really not in vain, it is really beautiful. A typical classical beauty with a goose egg face, willow eyebrows, a round forehead, a moist chin, almond-like eyes, and a flowing eye. In terms of charm, she is much more awesome than the silly girl of Tianer, and in terms of temptation, she is even better than Xiao Yiwen.
"With or without weapons, whatever you want." Worry-free has the demeanor of everyone, first hugged his fist towards Wang Jian, and then smiled slightly: "It's still empty-handed." β
Wang Jian leaned on the pillar: "I am empty-handed, you use a sword." β
As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked! From the appearance to the present, no one has tasted defeat. But Wang Jian, a lame man, was ashamed to say that he let people use weapons and his own empty hands. This rampant Cheng dΓΉ is no less than a disabled person with all hands and feet who said to the heavyweight boxing champion, "Believe it or not, I'll kill you!" βγ
"Are you so confident?" Worry-free was also a little surprised: "That's not good, the tutor taught me, bullying is against the rules." β
Wang Jian shrugged: "It seems that our door rules are almost the same, it should be the same door." β
"Hee-hee...... Mr. took advantage of me. β
"Come on, I really didn't take advantage of you."
After speaking, Wang Jian slapped his fist and slapped it gently, seemingly weak, but the aura on his body erupted at that time.
"Sir, good posture." Carefree and elegant, she performed a women's ancient ceremony: "Then I'm welcome." β
After the ceremony, he stretched his feet forward without worry, and his whole body moved forward elegantly, obviously sliding towards Wang Jian from the front, but in a flash, he came to Wang Jian's side, and one hand stretched softly to Wang Jian's soft underbelly.
Normally, as soon as she makes this move, the opposite side will be hit and lose her square inch, but she didn't expect Wang Jian to not even turn her head, and her elbow was pressed and flicked, and she shook off the finger wrapping soft that was enough to melt steel.
This time, whether it is the speed angle or the technical content, it is enough to make the audience cheer, originally they just came to see worry-free, but they didn't expect to see such a wonderful scene in the end.
And Wuwu didn't give up, just circled around Wang Jian, all kinds of dead angle attacks were all kinds of defenseless, but Wang Jian was like an iron bucket, his feet didn't even move, and his head didn't even return, but it was all kinds of invulnerable, and even poked the back of Wang Jian's neck, but Wang Jian was blocked back by a posture like stretching his waist.
After a worry-free attack, his smile suddenly became very bright: "Sir, may I ask which sect and which faction is it?" β
Wang Jian smiled: "If you don't take a weapon, you won't be able to hit me for the rest of your life." β
In fact, Wuwu and Wang Jian both know very well in their hearts that the characteristic of sword dance is to let people follow their own rhythm, but if the opponent responds to all changes with the same, the sword dance will be weakened a lot, because the changes in this technique can only change with the changes of the opponent, and the opponent will not change...... Then it's not so difficult to defend against.
"Sir, let's take a gamble." Carefree grinned: "If I win you, you will sue me which sect you are." β
Wang Jian nodded: "Two wins in three games, if I win you, you will sue me, why did you come out to fight in this ring." β
"Okay." Carefree smiled softly: "Then sir, let's officially start." β
And after the real fight, the worry-free attack not only became very aggressive, but also became extremely tricky, and sometimes even deliberately exposed his weaknesses to Wang Jian's attack, in order to attract Wang Jian to move.
However, Lao Wang did not win the scheme, which made Wuwu very troublesome. In the end, the solo dance became a pas de deux, all kinds of hugging the waist of the old king, leaning on the back of the old king, holding the old king's hand, this kind of women's coquettish movements were perfectly integrated in martial arts and dance, beautiful and sharp.
And Wang Jian finally ran out of tricks, he felt that if he let her touch it like this again, Xiao Jin would blow up the gymnasium with a bomb......
So he also moved, and this move, it was terrible. At that time, Carefree turned from a butterfly to tens of thousands of butterflies, flying up and down, and she couldn't even see which one was the real her.
"Brother! How can you be so beautiful? Why don't you teach me! Jiang Caidie had already wiped away her tears, pointed at the TV and yelled at Jiang Zhiyuan: "Why do I want to learn to capture such a barbarian thing!" β
Jiang Zhiyuan shrugged: "I don't know myself, what can I do." β
"No matter what...... I want to learn, I want to learn! Jiang Caidie began to roll on the carpet: "I don't care!" β
"Then you go and learn." Jiang Zhiyuan pushed Jiang Caidie far away with his foot: "Don't look for me." β
At the same time, Wang Jian, who had been defending for a long time, also suddenly moved, and he grabbed the ankle of Wuwu and lifted it up vigorously.
This time, if it were an ordinary person, she would have been thrown to the ground a long time ago, but the flexibility of the worry-free body is estimated to be a fight with the octopus, and when Wang Jian lifted one foot and was caught off guard, she could still stand firmly on the ground, and her posture was always charming, it seemed that this horizontal split posture was just a piece of cake for her.
"Sir, you take advantage of me." Carefree grinned again, and suddenly there was a somersault, and one foot kicked on Wang Jian's hand holding her other foot, and Wang Jian only felt a numbness in his hand, and unconsciously withdrew his arm.
But it was such a sudden vacancy, and Wuwu kicked Wang Jian's chest three times with his feet, and then landed with his feet, and the whole set went down, flowing smoothly.
Wang Jian patted his chest, with a smile on his face, then lowered his body, ran out, took advantage of the pain in his buttocks, and rushed straight to the twenty centimeters in front of Wuwu, and when he just wanted to punch, he found that it was his junior sister in front of him...... It's hard to hate your hand, so you can only change your fist into a finger, and your hands agree to a place on Wuwu's body and poke it seventeen times in a second. β
This time...... The carefree expression was entangled at that time, this kind of finger poking people, even if it doesn't take a lot of strength, but the feeling of soreness and numbness will really make people want to die......
"Sir...... You ...... "worry-free" is crying and laughing: "good or bad...... "rq!!