Chapter Fifty-Six: A Little Scolding Battle
The army of the Dragon Kingdom has been besieging the imperial capital for so long, but there is no movement like this, and you are really enough to sit at someone else's door like this. People are very insecure if they go on like this. The only thing that the people in the imperial capital thought about was when the people of the Dragon Kingdom would start a war? Recently, there has been a shortage of soldiers and horses in the empire, and many people have been arrested as strong men, and they can't hide, and many of them are forced to be temporary warriors.
The people in the imperial capital were even more panicked, but the people of the Dragon Kingdom were living a good life outside, training soldiers and horses openly, eating, cooking, and sleeping openly. If it weren't for the fact that people are now surrounded at their doorstep, I'm afraid some people will think that they are here to play, and the picnic is almost the same.
However, this attitude has also made some people a little relaxed, the nerves that have been tense are about to be broken like this, sometimes it is not bad to stay like this, as long as you don't chase after it, you will attack the city, this speed is really unbearable for many people, and the empire has fallen into the hands of others in just over a year. This kind of speed is clearly prepared, and everyone is caught off guard. I can't find a country that can help, and who would believe it if they are unprepared? But this kind of preparation makes everyone have to be nervous, such a day is so uncomfortable, and the brains are about to crack. Many people also think that the Dragon Kingdom intends to surround them like this, and when they run out of food, they will surrender or put them to death and start a battle, but don't say anything, the number of families alone can crush them, and it doesn't seem so easy to put them to death and live after death.
Just when the empire thought that it had seen through the battle strategy of the Dragon Kingdom, at this time there was a variable-the Dragon Kingdom had started a pre-war project in a whole formation--scolding war.
The empire is now a new general with troops, called Shui Gongchang, although he is a general, but he has never fought a war, he was originally a descendant of an official, in the past, this kind of thing would not have fallen on his head at all, but now it is different, what the empire lacks now is people, so as long as it is able to fight, he is arrested, and his parents don't want him to suffer, so they will naturally spend some money and relationships, and buy him such an errand boy, at the beginning he was also prestigious, The previous stubbornness has become more and more obvious in the barracks, especially in the past month, the Dragon Kingdom has not made any moves at all, so he pretends to be a soldier in his usual training, and it really comes to this point, he is a stunned young man.
And the one on the side of the Dragon Kingdom is Bai Ke, don't look at Bai Ke's flexibility that this kid doesn't understand, he is so straightforward in doing things, but the well-informed one on the battlefield is simply a sentence, not in any way, that is, things on the battlefield are as simple as farting. is such a stupid person every time, but he is very powerful on the battlefield, especially with a loud voice, so how can there be no figure when scolding and fighting?
"The turtle grandson of the imperial capital, why didn't anyone come out to greet you, Grandpa Bai, why didn't anyone come out to greet you, why did you shrink into the turtle shell." Bai Ke opened his voice and shouted.
"The old immortal stays at someone else's door so early, and he is not afraid that I will splash my footwashing water." The water worker often shouted that he was young and opened his throat.
"Yo, the hairy child who hasn't grown all the hair, your wife told you to go back to pee?" Bai Ke laughed loudly after speaking.
"Kid, go home and pee~~~~~" The fighters behind roared in unison. Bursts of laughter followed.
"Hmph, old immortal." The plumber often glared fiercely at the men and horses in front of him.
"Yo, that's it? Your grandfather, I haven't finished talking yet? Why is it like this? Grandson, why don't you come out and drill your grandfather's crotch, and grandpa will reluctantly not chop you up? Bai Ke shouted with a smile. The people behind him laughed like this.
"When I chop off your heads, I will take it to feed the wild dogs, save them from hunger, and learn from your group of wild dogs to bark here!" The waterman often yelled fiercely.
"Yo!!!! What did I hear? You kid only has a few bones, I'm afraid that if I tear you down, it won't be enough for the dog to gnaw on? Feeding you to dogs tarnishes the dog's reputation. Soiled the dog's mouth. It hurt the dog's stomach, and I'm still worried about the dog. Don't look at what you look like, the dog will be disgusted by three points. Bai Ke still looked at ease and laughed.
"Master, I am handsome and chic, and the person I want to marry is lined up in your Dragon Kingdom. Master, I still can't take a fancy to the women of your dragon country. After the waterman often finished speaking, the people behind him began to roar.
"Hahaha, laughing to death, master, I heard that a girl doesn't bird you, so you played the drama of robbing the people's daughter, and you want to say that you have no one to love you and have to do this, or you can't play with your pants, and people dislike it?" I don't know if it's intentional, Bai Ke said this loudly. As long as you are not deaf, you can hear it, and even if you are deaf, you must have a voice.
Men have always paid more attention to their own abilities, and the plumber often didn't expect his own things to be said like this, and his face was a little unbearable for a while. Bai Ke said this so blatantly, which had already made the water worker often hate itchy, if this person was in front of him, he would definitely not be able to help it.
Anger often makes people lose their minds, embolden them, and fail to see the facts. Is there really a comparison between one bought with money and one spelled out with strength? "Lao Tzu, that's **! How do you bad guys know this? Let you serve the old you are not good, I have no problem with ten girls a night-" probably shouted too much, and the final voice was so weak, with a hoarse voice.
The people of the empire tugged at the corners of their mouths in embarrassment. The people of the Dragon Kingdom laughed on their backs, and Bai Ke laughed even more. "Oh my mother, this is a manifestation of kidney deficiency, just yell a few words about you kid is so weak, oops, laughing to death, how many people are going to come overnight, oh damn, laughing to death."
This scolding war is actually unhappy in Bai Ke's heart, but there is such a funny person, although the scolding is not refreshing, but he laughs heartily.
The laughter was a naked slap in the face in the eyes of Shui Gongchang, and the anger could only be calmed when he saw blood. Those whose sanity has been eroded have long since been left with the wildness of animals. "Hmph, you continue to run rampant, Lao Tzu wants your life today. Archer! "Hearing the order of the water worker, some people are still very worried, it is not appropriate to enter the moment of battle so quickly, the morale of the soldiers has not been mobilized at all, there is only the murderous spirit of the general, and the others seem to have a feeling of resignation.
The adjutant general stepped forward and advised, "General, it's not appropriate to start a war at this time, now the morale of the soldiers has not been mobilized, and the boss has already said that as long as the others who defend the city don't do anything, it's okay to scold the war, but without an order, you can't start fighting, general." ”
"Hmph, the general is outside, the king's order is not subject to it, I still know this, I am now a general, I will do what I say." The often distorted face of the water worker was already very hateful in the eyes of the lieutenant. However, the other person is the general, and he is just a deputy general, obeying the general's adjutant general.
The author has something to say: Sure enough, people still don't know how to scold people, it's really sad, I still like to scold the war plot, but people don't have that skill, so you can take care of it. I'll write a paragraph if I have the chance. If you have a chance