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"Don't laugh, who is me and Chen Zhaodi? We're buddies. Zhang Yinan's face was arrogant: "Do you know what buddy means?" That's a friend of life and death, a friend of life. ”

"Dude? I don't know when I became a man. Chen Zhaodi grabbed Zhang Yinan's ears and shouted: "You tell me clearly, are you saying that I am a man's wife behind my back." ”

"Sister, cousin, you let go." Zhang Yinan rubbed his hands together begging for mercy, like a devout believer worshipping the Bodhisattva, "I said the wrong thing, I won't dare in the future." Sister, let it go, my ears fell off. I'm a woman, we're sisters. You let me go! ”

"Zhang Yinan and Chen Zhaodi are cousins and brothers, and they occasionally go crazy, but most of them are still normal." Li Li secretly explained in the ear of a light smile: "They are righteous and righteous, and they are quite compatible with their classmates in the class." ”

A light smile nodded, indicating that he knew. For such occasional indulgence, Xiaoxiao feels that there is no fuss, life is to find happiness by yourself, to adjust, and people who know how to discharge can live better.

Without hesitation, Qianxiao stretched out his hand: "Formally meet, my name is Lin Qianxiao, and I am 7 years old this year." ”

"My name is Li Li and I am 8 years old."

"My name is Zhang Yinan and I am 8 years old this year."

Chen Zhaodi also let go of Zhang Yinan's ears and wiped her hands on her clothes, "My name is Chen Zhaodi, and I am 9 years old this year. ”

Four people, four hands clasped tightly together.

"Sister Xiaoxiao, why did you go to the third grade when you were 7 years old, are you a legendary genius, a prodigy?" Zhang Yinan asked curiously.

As soon as she wanted to answer, she heard a sneer. "Don't you know that there is a saying for a false age and a real age? is also a genius prodigy, laughing to death. If the smart ones had gone to work a long time ago, they wouldn't still be squatting here. Stupid, really stupid. The girl next to Chen Zhaodi raised her arrogant head and said disdainfully.

"Lin Meili, I'm stupid, but what does this have to do with you? I didn't see how smart you were, and you didn't revolve around Lan Yiting all day long. Chen Zhaodi waved her hand impatiently, "We said ours, don't buzz next to you, a fly." ”

"Chen Zhaodi, I'm a fly, what are you, dog tail, shake when you see someone." Lin Meili is not beautiful at all.

"Lin Meili is Lan Yiting's little follower." Li Li said softly to a light smile; "And that Wang Xia too, their parents work in Lan Yiting's factory, and they think they are Lan Yiting's good friends all day long. Whoever has a holiday with Lan Yiting, they must rush to the front to fight for Lan Yiting, raising the flag and shouting. In fact, Lan Yiting didn't treat them as friends, she didn't look down on them at all, and directly called them as maids. They still think they are superior to the rest of their classmates. ”

In fact, Qianxiao is also very puzzled, he and Lan Yiting have only met twice, and there is no contradiction, no conflict, not to mention a conflict of interests. What's the matter, Lan Yiting seems to be fighting for herself everywhere, and she doesn't like herself. Now even Lan Yiting's followers have to take a kick in and attack their friends. The light smile can only be said to be that the aura of the two is not harmonious, and the same sex repels each other. However, he will not show mercy to the shallow smile of three times and two provocations.

The current principle of light laughter is: If people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, and if people offend me, I will offend people!

"That Lin Meimei, I want to ask you, did we disturb you when we talked, if we disturbed you, it was our fault, I apologize to you. But now that the class is free speech, it shouldn't have anything to do with you when a few of us speak here? Besides, we didn't say anything that shouldn't be said, are you so aggressive that you can't get along with us or who are you going to stand up for? With a slight smile, he said what he wanted to say clearly.

"No, I just don't like you." Lin Meili couldn't find a good excuse, so she had to tell the truth.

"Oh, I see. Then there's nothing I can do to stop your mood. But for the sake of us who are also surnamed Lin, I remind you of one thing: don't follow suit. Your appearance, your temperament and your dress are not arrogance and are not suitable. You're still more gentle, cute, and tasteful. Really, I'm a person who doesn't usually say right or wrong, and I don't judge others, which is too shocking. However, today I said it for the sake of our family 500 years ago. A little bit of a building. After all, you can't use this to climb relatives, my family doesn't have a relative like you, and there will be no such relatives, no self-shame! "The words of a light smile are not light or heavy, I want to cut the flesh with a soft knife, it hurts and hurts.

"You ......" Lin Meimei couldn't say anything.

The other three looked at him with adoring eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, it's creepy. Stimulate the nerves, I can't stand it. "Don't worship sister, sister is a legend." ”

"Cut!" The three of them scoffed at the same time.

"Sister Xiaoxiao, it's the first time I realized that your eloquence is so good." Li Li stretched out her thumb and shook it in front of her eyes.

"yes, it's also the first time I've seen someone solve things easily without using their fists, it's so cool. It's just bloodless, it's so handsome! Chen Zhaodi raised her hands and clenched her fists, "Sister Xiaoxiao, you will be my idol in the future." ”

"And me, I'm also your most loyal fan." Zhang Yinan was afraid that he would drop himself, "Sister Xiaoxiao, you will be my eldest sister in the future, I am your younger brother, you tell me to go east, I will never go west." ”

"Yes, have you watched too many Hong Kong films, and people have a fever and are confused." Xiaoxiao reached out to Zhang Yinan's forehead, "No, how can you talk nonsense, what is the eldest sister, the younger brother, you think this is Hong Kong, the underworld on the street." ”

In the 80s, it was the time when Hong Kong-made films entered the mainland, and they were all the rage.

Zhang Yinan was said with a light smile, and realized that something was wrong, only a smirk remained.

"Also, 'idols' are the ones who vomit. I'm still provincial, I can't stand your 'idolatry' like this. He shook his head with a light smile.

Li Li and Zhang Yinan laughed out loud when they said this, and Chen Zhaodi looked at everyone with a resentful face, which made several people tremble.

"Chen Zhaodi, you better return to your original appearance, please, you are not suitable for this!" Zhang Yinan exaggeratedly removed the goosebumps on his arms and said to Chen Zhaodi with a grin. and was not afraid of death, so he stretched out his arm in front of Chen Zhaodi, "Look, there are a lot." ”

"Die!" Chen Zhaodi originally wanted to tease everyone, but she didn't expect to be caught by Zhang Yinan with pigtails, and slapped Zhang Yinan angrily: "I'm your sister, no big or small." ”

Light laughter knows that it is enough to stop, and some jokes will hurt feelings in the end. "This is the end of the joke, and everyone will encourage each other in the future."

These words were unanimously agreed by several people, and they stretched out their hands one by one and put them together one by one: "Encouragement!" ”

"It's corny." Lin Meili hurried up with a sour voice.

"You-" Chen Zhaodi, who wanted to distinguish between them, was stopped by a light smile, "There is no need to theorize with people who are in a hurry to die, some people will die if they don't do it." Let's save the effort to watch the ending. ”

"Yes."

"You ...... You wait! Lin Meili did not succeed in provoking sabotage, and she was thrown down by him.

Liu Minghao and the boys who had gone out came back with stacks of books. Back in the classroom, Liu Minghao simply instructed a few of them to distribute the books.

When everyone got the new book in their hands, Liu Minghao motioned for everyone to be quiet. "A new semester has started again, and I won't talk nonsense anymore, now convey a few tasks. First, there are a few new students in our class this semester, I click their names, and the students whose names are called stand up. Wei Hongyu, Bao Yuyu, Lin Qianxiao. Okay, the three students sit down. Let me talk about the second point, the sanitation package area assigned to our class this semester is the men's toilet. ”

When talking about the men's bathroom, Liu Minghao stopped, gave his classmates time to digest, and did not continue. Sure enough, after a short time, there was a loud wail in the class, which was endless.

After waiting for a few minutes, Liu Minghao clapped his hands and reminded everyone with a loud sound, and the wailing and talking gradually subsided. "Isn't it just cleaning the toilet, why is it so painful? The semester passes quickly, and you just can't get your turn if you want to. The manly husband complains about a trivial matter, but lets the female classmates see the jokes. Okay, let's talk about the third, afternoon cleaning, starting at half past one. One group is a unit, the first and second groups of female students clean the glass, the third and fourth groups of female students clean the classroom, and the male students all sweep the toilet. Fourth, as you know, our school has set up fast classes since the beginning of this semester, and this time there are also five students in our class whose grades have reached the standard of fast classes, and they have already gone to fast classes, and the rest are still here. ”

Liu Minghao paused and continued. "Students here should not be discouraged, fast classes are not eternal, in order to better encourage and stimulate everyone, the school decided to change the mid-term exam and the final exam. You still have a great chance, as long as you work hard and persevere, there will always be a chance. Of course, if you can't wait to leave like this, I am also very sad, as a class teacher, as your teacher, it is very shameless to be disliked by your own students. Liu Minghao smiled and teased his students without any pressure, "Okay, my words are over, don't forget to bring rags and buckets to the students who clean the glass in the afternoon." Class. (The novel "Rebirth: A Shallow Laughing Life" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner to "add friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up! )