No.411 The king of the mentally handicapped
Wang Jian had just cooked the noodles at noon, Xiao Yiwen actually came back, and when she saw Wang Jian, she excitedly took out a thick stack of things from the new bag of Gu Chi next year bought from the stall.
"Here you go, you're here!"
Wang Jian, who was holding the bowl, took two mouthfuls of noodles and pointed to the piece of paper that Xiao Yiwen put on the table with chopsticks: "What is it?" Have you eaten? โ
"I'm back for a nap." Xiao Yiwen's face was full of red light: "When I came here just now, I found that there were coupons on the road, and I took a lot, a lot!" โ
"Oh?" Wang Jian leaned up: "What a good ......?"
Before he finished speaking, Wang Jian couldn't continue, because after he clearly saw the thick stack of coupons on the table, he was really anxious about Xiao Yiwen's IQ...... The coupon had the words "Renai Hospital Circumcision is free" written on it. And this stack of coupons can have as many as two hundred, not to mention a one, even if Wang Jian is a special onion, he can't stand such a cut o Ah ...... "This ......" Wang Jian looked at the elated Xiao Yiwen, stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder: "I have ...... kindness"
"You don't need it?" Xiao Yiwen blinked: "I still want to ask you, is circumcision like exfoliation or exfoliation in SPA aromatherapy?" I think this is very cost-effective, I used to do a spa for tens of thousands, and now I don't need money...... Unfortunately, when I asked about it, he said that women can't use it, so I gave it to you. Wang Jian was silent for a while, looked up at Xiao Yiwen, and was really speechless. Xiao Yiwen is really stupid, completely stupid without embellishment, like her, who is not diligent in the five grains and the four bodies, can live to such a big age, it is definitely a miracle of life, whether you believe it or not, Wang Jian is convinced...... "Next time, don't bring everything home, it's useless......" Wang Jian couldn't explain to Xiao Yiwen where this circumcision was, so he could only follow the temptation: "Anyway, if you see something from the hospital above, you can get rich overnight, you don't care about him." โ
After hearing Wang Jian's words, Xiao Yiwen nodded as if she didn't understand, and then her eyes suddenly lit up: "That's right, I'll show you an advertisement, come on." โ
Xiao Yiwen beckoned to Wang Jian with a stern and mysterious face: "Come here." โ
Wang Jian shook his head, sighed, and then moved his feet to Xiao Yiwen's side. And Xiao Yiwen took out another piece of paper from her bag as if showing off, and when she took it out, she even looked left and right for a while, for fear that she would rob her.
"What is this?"
"Come and see, I think it's bad." Xiao Yiwen was very serious, and slowly unfolded the piece of paper that she folded: "Look, I think you can try it." โ
Before Wang Jian could take the paper, Xiao Yiwen's hand suddenly shrank: "No, no, no, you are clumsy, I'll read it to you!" โ
Wang Jian waved his hand: "You read, you read." โ
Xiao Yiwen cleared her throat: "Ask for a son with a lot of money!" โ
Wang Jian didn't resist for a while. I didn't swallow a mouthful of noodles, but went straight into my trachea, coughing so much that I couldn't get out. finally waited a little better, but Xiao Yiwen was not happy again: "What kind of mess are you making, listen to me read it." โ
"Hu Yan, female. 29 years old, plump and moving, her husband is a wealthy businessman in Hong Kong. Because of accidental disability and loss of fertility, in order to inherit the huge family business, after negotiation, I am now looking for a man with good conduct and good health to fulfill my mother's dream, and at the same time enjoy the happiness of being a woman......" Xiao Yiwen read this, and deliberately squinted her eyes to look at Wang Jian, and said with a god: "Enjoy the happiness of being a woman." โ
"Okay...... Wang Jian couldn't cry when he sat there, and he laughed awkwardly: "That's a trick." โ
"How did you get in!" Xiao Yiwen was unrelenting: "There are also seals of the Public Security Bureau and the Notary Office on it!" The above also deliberately uses a black font to say that let the non-sincere do not disturb, you say...... If it's a liar, how can you let it in, don't disturb it! You go and try it, I think it's so easy to make money. โ
Wang Jian shook his head, sighed deeply, and reached out to touch Xiao Yiwen's head: "It's really not easy for you to live to this age." โ
"O?" Xiao Yiwen tilted her head: "Why?" Don't divert from the topic! You see that the girl on this advertisement is very beautiful, she looks a little like me, and you don't suffer. โ
"Take a closer look at me!" Wang Jian patted his head: "That's you!" โ
After listening to it, Xiao Yiwen hurriedly checked the photo on the advertisement, and then kept comparing it on herself, when she found that the woman in the photo had the same birthmark on her neck as herself, Xiao Yiwen suddenly sat on the sofa and said quite lost: "It's really me ......"
"You're really addicted to money now." Wang Jian threw the broken advertisement into the trash: "You also believe ...... this thing"
"I'm poor." Xiao Yiwen pouted, and then suddenly her face turned red: "These liars are so hateful!" I have this phone number, I'm going to a lawyer and sue them for violating my portrait rights! โ
Wang Jian hurriedly grabbed Xiao Yiwen, who lifted her feet and ran out: "Where are you going?" โ
"I'll go to my lawyer!" Xiao Yiwen said angrily: "It's too much, this has to be seen by familiarity, how do I get in!" โ
"It's okay, you'll take it seriously." Wang Jian shook his head and said: "I can watch more than 40 versions of this kind of small advertisement, and basically the more beautiful female stars have gone up and begged for it." You are not the highest frequency, you can only be regarded as the second, and the highest is Liu Yifei. โ
"Hey, that little. I'm much prettier than her. Xiao Yiwen pouted: "She looks like a flounder." โ
"That's Shu Qiqi ...... you're talking about" Wang Jian patted Xiao Yiwen: "Go take a shower and sleep, I'll go out and play for a while." โ
"I'll go too, I'll go!" As soon as Xiao Yiwen heard that she was going to go out to play, she immediately became energetic: "I don't sleep anymore, I want to go out to play." "I'm going to play video games at the corner of the street, what are you going to do, and you're still getting into trouble......"
"I'm good, I won't get into trouble." Xiao Yiwen refused to obey: "If you don't take me there, I'll go out to play with Hughu." โ
Wang Jian glanced at the hug that was sleeping under the air conditioner with the little tiger, and couldn't help but gasp. Hug this guy...... It's better not to go out or not to go out.
"Okay, then don't run around."
"Okay, good, good." Xiao Yiwen put on her signature toad glasses, and then the white sรจ cap, and put on a short T-shirt with her belly button exposed: "Let's go!" โ
Wang Jian pointed to her navel: "Cover me." โ
"Why? It's normal o Ah ......"
Wang Jian actually knows that this is normal, but this is only normal when it is placed on other people, and if it is placed on Xiao Yiwen, it is very abnormal. You must know that Xiao Yiwen is not too much to describe it as a country and a city, even if she wears sunglasses and a hat, half of her face can introduce crime, if you add her small waist and buttocks...... I'm afraid this trouble is probably endless.
Bi Jing ...... Most of the game rooms are young, and besides, it's so hot, who doesn't have a little restless anger. When Xiao Yiwen is molested or disturbed by sฤo, can Wang Jian not do it? This is a big hit, who wants to have nothing to do with the thousands of o...... In the end, under Wang Jian's coercion and temptation and follow-the-path teachings, Xiao Yiwen finally reluctantly changed into an ordinary dress.
Can...... The beauty of the birth is the beauty of the birth, this temperament really does not rely on clothes to wear, this dress is Liang Huanhuan's, wearing it on Liang Huanhuan is like picking up rags, but it can be put on Xiao Yiwen...... can actually wear a gothic ** beauty.
"Forget it...... Wang Jian shrugged: "Don't leave five meters around me, I'll be lost when the time comes." โ
"Wait!" Xiao Yiwen grabbed Wang Jian: "Don't wear this dirty clothes!" โ
Wang Jian looked down at his shirt: "Isn't that good?" โ
"No way!" Xiao Yiwen dragged Wang Jian into the house: "There are T-shirts here!" I bought it for Xiaowei, and by the way, I also bought you two pieces, yours is black sรจ, and his is white sรจ. โ
Of course, Wang Jian is actually a clothes rack, Bi Jing's inverted triangle figure is not something that everyone can have, this kind of figure, as long as you don't wear women's clothes or bras, you can wear anything like that, plus Xiao Yiwen also brought Wang Jian a pair of tea sรจ sunglasses, which looks really a rich and handsome embryo...... After arriving at the game room, as expected, Wang Jian did not expect, when Xiao Yiwen was slamming the machine, there was always a strange male figure lingering around her, and she would go around and take a look when she was fine.
But in the end, Wang Jian was next to her, and his aura was there, and the ordinary gangsters didn't dare to go up, and the bigger gangsters ...... Who Nima doesn't know Wang Jian?
And Wang Jian is also a regular customer here, many gangsters who end up playing gambling machines in this place, seeing that Wang Jian took the initiative to hand over cigarettes, Bi Jing's gang has been cleaned up by Xu Hu, and Wang Jian is their brother Hu's master...... "O Ah O Xiao Yiwen screamed and slapped the machine, she was so excited that she was about to pee out, she wanted to put it in Don't enter, without waiting for the boss to come, the others had to let her be quiet, but Xiao Yiwen was a big beauty in the end, this advantage was reflected at once, as long as she shouted out in her voice, it was basically dozens of people who turned their heads and stared, and then silently admired a circle. Wang Jian was a little embarrassed, but Xiao Yiwen kept her head bored and hit the plane...... "I said you should be quiet." Wang Jian finally poked Xiao Yiwen's waist after letting out a high-pitched and loud scream: "Pay attention to the impact of the point." โ
"There are many, many, many bullets!" Xiao Yiwen danced with her hands: "It's terrifying! โ
"How pitiful are you......" Wang Jian blinked: "Haven't you played?" โ
"No ......" Xiao Yiwen shook her head pitifully: "I just watched TV and didn't play, Wang Jian...... Take me to catch the doll o. โ
Wang Jian was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at the crane machine, then looked at the boss sitting there to settle the account, and smiled awkwardly: "It's not good......"
"I'm going to play oa! I'm going to catch the doll o Ah! โ
"I've had three chapters with the boss here...... I can play for free, but I can't catch the doll. โ
"Why?" Xiao Yiwen looked innocent: "This is not fair......"
"It's not fair if I'm going to play." Wang Jian handed the small basket of coins to Xiao Yiwen: "Play by yourself." โ
Xiao Yiwen just pouted, but she didn't mess around, she went to catch the doll happily with the basket, while Wang Jian concentrated on playing his brain-dead game...... For a full two hours, Xiao Yiwen's pleasant screams resounded in the video game city, and the front and back of her claw machine were already surrounded by stinky men who gave her tricks...... Whenever she grabbed one and fell down again, the surrounding people always sighed with her, and when she finally caught an ugly doll, the applause was shocking...... I have to say that Xiao Yiwen's light can't be covered with clothes at all, although she doesn't recognize that she is actually the super star who is popular in Asia, but she can still bring a group of brainless fans to sweat there with her. Although it took Wang Jian more than 100 yuan to catch 2 ugly dolls with a wholesale price of less than five yuan in the end, Xiao Yiwen was sweeter than eating honey, and she showed off next to Wang Jian for twenty minutes...... "I'm going to eat something delicious, do you want to go." After it was over, Xiao Yiwen grabbed the two dolls and said to Wang Jian at the gate of the video game city: "There are a lot of delicious food." โ
"No...... Wang Jian waved his hand: "At my level, just eat ramen." That kind of scene is not adaptable. โ
"Don't forget it." Xiao Yiwen pouted her lips in a habit of xing: "Help me buy a bowl of mixed noodles, I want to eat it at night!" โ
"Got it, you can go quickly." After Wang Jian finished speaking, he pushed Xiao Yiwen to pick her up, and said to Dawei, who was driving, "Did you bring the key?" I'm going to watch a game in the evening. โ
"Did my sister show you a lot of money and ask for a child?" Dawei threw a cigarette to Wang Jian: "How can Wang Da Shaoyi do it?" โ
"Don't make a fuss." Wang Jian shook his head and smiled: "Let's play." โ
Dawei hahaha, turned his head to look at Xiao Yiwen, who was sitting in the back seat, and was already asleep, haha Yile: "Actually, she is really brain-dead to the point of distress, so she left first." โ
Wang Jian waved his hand: "Go, go, go." โ
After separating from Dawei, Wang Jian slowly walked towards the venue of the martial arts conference, and when he was almost there, he went into a ramen restaurant, ordered ramen noodles and a little beef, and sat there to eat a lot.
And when he was halfway through eating, a voice suddenly came from next to him: "Can I sit here?" โ
This grammar, this accent, Wang Jian doesn't need to look at it, if the guy who is speaking is Chinese, then Wang Jian will eat the chopsticks in his hand...... Raising his head, Wang Jian found that this person who was going to share the table was unexpectedly beautiful...... There are no large pores and unpleasant body odor of Yanmar at all, and the figure is quite petite, about 1.63 meters at most.
She held the bowl and looked at the already full places around her, her expression was a little helpless: "I ......"
Wang Jian nodded: "Sit down." โ
"Thank you......"
After sitting down, Wang Jian just glanced at it casually, but he didn't look carefully, but the girl stared at Wang Jian vigorously...... You must know that Wang Jian's sensitivity to the line of sight is very high, and when he is stared at all the way, his hairs stand up. In the end, he could only raise his head and ask, "Yes...... Things? โ
"Can you speak English?"
Wang Jian thought for a moment and repeated what he had just said in super fluent English. After the foreign girl saw that Wang Jian could speak English, she said excitedly: "You should be the contestant participating in that kung fu competition, right?" I've watched your game, it's amazing! Can you sign it for me? โ
Wang Jian Yile, he didn't know it himself, it turned out that there were foreign fans here, and Wang Jian himself was happy, so he happily signed the girl's sleeve...... "Wow, your Chinese characters are so beautiful, I have studied for a long time, and they are still ugly." โ
Wang Jian shrugged: "It's just my mother tongue." โ
"I ask you, is your kung fu real kung fu? Will it be a show like WWF? โ
Wang Jian didn't answer her directly, but just flew out with the chopsticks in his hand as a dart, and stuck straight on the sunshade tree about ten meters away.
"Oh...... Oh my god! โ
In fact, Wang Jian is also a young person to put it bluntly, and he can't say it, but like most people, he is always praised by others, especially when the girl praises him, so Wang Jian enjoys the adoring eyes of this girl. "I'm from Kyiv, my name is Alexeivna, I'm of the same race as Empress Catherine, so it's the same name as her, you can also call me Sophia or Shanova."
As soon as Wang Jian heard this name, he immediately raised his head: "Shanova? โ
"Yes...... In our case, this name can be used as a ruin for most of the girls. โ
Wang Jian scratched his head, feeling that he was indeed a little nervous, and the legendary Shanova was probably ...... I don't think I'm going to eat beef ramen, and I don't want to carry a travel bag with a toothbrush in my jacket pocket...... "Oh...... I'm done eating, nice to meet you. My name is Wang Jian, goodbye. Wang Jian stood up and prepared to leave.
After Wang Jian left, Shanova gritted her teeth tightly, frowned, and the cold glint in her eyes flashed. Then he also stood up: "Please...... Please wait a minute. โ
โ๏ผโ Wang Jian turned his head to look at her.
"Excuse me...... Can you take me to the gym? I came to see the game, but I don't know where it is. โ
Wang Jian nodded: "Come with me." โ
On the way to the gymnasium, this foreign girl Wang Jian just met was very cute, but Wang Jian always felt that something was weird...... Indescribable feeling. And judging from the way this girl walks, she should also be a practitioner, but this is normal, Bi Jingmao Xiong Mei...... A serious fighting race, a hairy bear aunt on top of 5 Navy SEALs.
"I'll tell you, I've been practicing kung fu for 10 years!" Shanova gestured a few times: "I can also say that I am a master, so this time I came here to see the birthplace of kung fu." โ
Wang Jian almost knew after seeing her movements, this guy ...... It's completely a showcase, and there is nothing in the "Shape and Divine Will" except the tangible. This decade...... Probably a waste.
"Alright, here we go." Wang Jian pointed to the gymnasium in the distance: "You go, I have a player passage." By the way, your perfume is very high-end, and the untimely white ambergris is very expensive. โ
Shanova was taken aback, then smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment, goodbye." โ
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