Chapter 60: The Carrot War
Yuan Han happily sat in the sedan chair, opened the small curtain next to him and pulled off the hijab to look at the fields outside, because it was too close, he could only walk around the village twice, this was the first time Yuan Han saw the whole picture of the village.
Don't look at the village is not too big, but there are really many people, and there are lively people everywhere.
"Look at that bride, stupid, she pokes her head out, is she ashamed." Some children who watched the excitement pointed to Yuan Han's head and laughed.
Yuan Han made a grimace at the children who laughed at her by sticking out her tongue, and then retracted her head, it would be bad if the adults saw it, and chewed the root of her tongue everywhere.
After walking for a few minutes, the sedan chair stopped, and Yuan Han was led out, and before he could see the road under his feet, he was hit by many UFOs, "Oh, who hit me, looking for death." "Oh my god, it's a turnip cube.
Yuan Han was so angry that she didn't have good words, but fortunately, no one heard the loud voice, and she was pinched by the old woman who was holding her next to her, and she remembered that there was a custom of beating brides here.
Okay, you hit me, hit me, who made it customary? However, there is no rule that you can't fight back, no matter what three seven twenty-one, Yuan Han endured the pain and squatted down and picked up some radish pieces and hit the crowd, no way, with a hijab, who is who, if you want to blame, blame it for not looking at the yellow calendar.
If you hit the old and weak women and children, you can only say sorry in your heart, if you hit a young and strong young man, you deserve it.
So a joyful radish battle game began, however, two fists were hard to beat four hands, and Yuan Han couldn't stand it for a while, squatting on the ground with his head in his hands and shouting for mercy, "I admit defeat, I admit defeat, don't fight, ouch, woo woo woo ......"
When these young men saw the bride squatting, they all stopped, and they laughed heartily at her words, "The bride is so refreshing, I'm sorry, I'm a little heavier." "It's really different, it's the first time I've seen a bride fight back.
"Please, don't beat me, I've been in bad health since I was a child, if you beat me again, I'm afraid I'll get tuberculosis as soon as I enter the door." Yuan Han really cried, how painful it was to hit the radish eggs, it would be a fool not to cry.
Look, the guy on the ground, the radish is spread all over the ground, and it is even more outrageous, and even the radish that has not been used with a knife is used, but Yuan Han is still rejoicing, fortunately, no one uses stone eggs, if the daughter-in-law of the Zhang family is here, then she will not have to die today.
This became a relative and almost consumed half a life.
Fortunately, these young men were not embarrassed to do it again, and Yuan Hanan entered the hall safely and decently.
"Hurry up and urge, the auspicious time is coming, prepare to worship the church." Although Aunt Li complained a lot about Yuan Han's behavior just now, she was also happy, and hurriedly raised a little fart to urge Li Kezhao.
After a while, I saw a helper hurriedly running in, "Aunt Li, there's something wrong, come out." ”
Yuan Han also heard it, and was about to lift his head in a hurry, "What's the matter?" "I just love to have fun.
"Hurry up, kitchen business." Aunt Li was about to run out, when she saw Yuan Han's hand restless, and hurriedly held it down, and then went out with that person, "What's the matter?" ”
Ke Zhao broke his arm. The young man who helped clapped his hands and was also anxious.
Aunt Li rushed to the back to take a look, and saw Li Kezhao holding his arms and shouting, Luo Jun was supporting him on the side, "Aunt Li, is there any way now?" ”
"Take two wooden planks and tie them with hemp rope," Aunt Li turned her head to a helper and cried anxiously, "This auspicious time is coming soon, what should I do?" How did you fall, but at this critical juncture. ”
Li Kezhao gasped twice, and then said, "Didn't I take the chicken and go to the hall?" Who knew that this foot stepped on a piece of pigskin, no, the hand was broken. ”
"I'm okay, don't miss the auspicious time, Luo Jun, it's only you now, you can do it for me." Li Kezhao begged Luo Jun at the moment.
Luo Jun hurriedly excused himself, "It's easy to say anything else, this is not appropriate." ”
"If there is anything inappropriate, I will rest assured of you, you are a gentleman, I am not worried about other young men, do you still have to incense in this cave room? Since you were a child, have you also called my eldest brother brother? There is also this brotherhood. Li Kezhao can't tolerate his refusal, in fact, other processes are nothing, just send them to the cave room for a while, who knows if other boys will be careless.
Aunt Li'er's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she grabbed Luo Jun's arm and didn't let go, "Junjun, you can help your aunt once, you and I can rest assured, I will change someone else in the cave room later, in case I say any gossip, it will not be good." ”
Luo Jun was difficult to ride a tiger, and seeing that the time was coming, he had to bite the bullet, "Then I can only obey my fate." ”
In the midst of many noisy voices, Yuan Han heard a shout, "It's auspicious time to worship at the church." ”
Yuan Han didn't feel troublesome, he happily followed the shouting and worshiped the hall, feeling that the person standing beside him was not very happy, but he also felt down-to-earth, after all, they would live together in the future.
It's weird, how can I hear the sound of chickens when I worship and worship.
It wasn't Yuan Han's turn to think too much, so he was sent to the cave room, and when he entered the cave room, Yuan Han waited for the groom to unveil his head, and there was no movement left and right, "Hey, are you there?" Hurry up and lift it. ”
After waiting for a long time and still no response, Yuan Han sighed in his heart, oh no, should he marry a dumb person?
Before the hijab was lifted, he suddenly saw a stick of incense handed over, Yuan Han was stunned, his sleeves were torn, Yuan Han had to follow the steps forward, bowed, and the incense was taken over.
Then the bridegroom went out without saying a word.
"Hey, I'm so tired." Luo Jun couldn't care about the cold sweat and ran to Li Kezhao's room.
Li Kezhao's injuries are no longer so painful, "Let you help you pay a visit, are you going to do it?" ”
"She came to talk to me, do you think I dare to speak out?" Luo Jun felt that Li Kezhao didn't have a backache when he stood and spoke, and if he heard the voice, he wouldn't have to cause trouble.
Li Kezhao was happy, "What did she say to you?" "Only Yuan Han won't be ashamed to answer.
"Let me take off the hijab, I'm so scared that I want to run out." Luo Jun had a feeling of the rest of his life, to be honest, Luo Jun's mind was blank at the time of the visit, and he almost couldn't keep up with the beat.
Li Kezhao patted the kang head with his good hand, "It's a shame that you ran fast, in case she reveals it herself and thinks that you are the groom, it will be bad." ”
"Don't talk nonsense." Luo Jun's face tightened, but his heart was stirred up ripples, he was the groom, and he had never thought of this, because he knew very well from the beginning that he had nothing to do with himself.
Luo Jun sat on the chair and took a sip of water, as if he had touched her hand when he took the incense in her hand.
Of course, Luo Jun didn't dare to think deeply, and shifted his attention to talk to Li Kezhao.
Yuan Han sat in the room depressed, "Are you so shy?" I didn't even dare to remove the hijab, I came by myself. Yuan Han said and pulled off his head, seeing that there was some food on the table, it didn't matter so much, filling his stomach was the most important thing.
I got up early in the morning, and I was tired at this time, so let's sleep first, and then go to the cave room when my husband comes back, oh hehe.