Chapter 36: Pickled Girl
There are always relatives who say that the update is slow, whether it is quality or quantity, I can also have 6,000 words a day, but I don't dare, for the sake of the seriousness of the couple, support it!
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Fengnu raised his hand, Murong Chong wanted to avoid it too late, only to feel a chill on his face, something entered his eyes, he couldn't open it, he raised his hand and wiped it, ** thought it was water, Murong Chong was about to lose his temper, and another thing hit him directly, he was squatting, his face was splashed with water and he was already flustered, and he couldn't squat if something hit him again, he sat back and fell to the ground on his back, and was in shock, and then he threw an object into his body, ** was full of arms, "Giggles-" endless laughter, There was also a "bubble bubble" in the laughter.
Xiao Fengnu tried hard to express the word "hug", but she still said that it was in the word "bubble".
Murong Chong was originally wearing a gauze hat, neatly dressed, and returned to the house with an elegant posture, coupled with the spring breeze and hesitation, he looked even more like an immortal, only to be embarrassed by Xiao Fengnu for a moment, so he was thrown to the ground in public, and was ridden by a three- or four-year-old little doll, his demeanor was completely gone, Murong Chong laughed angrily: "Bubbles!" What a bubble! ”
Xiao Fengnu was sitting on Murong Chong's body, watching Murong Chong's gauze hat roll to the side, she was happy, listening to Murong Chong learn from her, pulling his collar and saying, "Bubbles...... Girls! ”
Murong Chong was stunned for a moment, sat up and helped Xiao Fengnu and said, "Fengnu, what did you say?" ”
Xiao Feng Nuba blinked his round eyes and said, "Pick up girl!" ”
"Pickle girl!" Xiao Fengnu puffed out his arms, shook his small round face, arched to Murong Chong, and wanted to grab his face, Murong Chong grabbed her two round arms with one hand, found her face with the other, grabbed a ball of meat and twisted it vigorously, and said, "Pickle girl? Feng Nu'er, you are a girl, do you want to soak it? ”
Xiao Fengnu's face was painful, and he twisted his hands and said, "Bubbles!" ”
Her face was just in front of her, because of the struggle, there was a dark red mole at the root of her left eyebrow that was clearly presented, Murong stood up conflictingly, Xiao Fengnu fell from him to the ground, Murong Chong's robe was wet, the ribbon on the waist was crooked to the side, and his face was **, but he was still a beautiful man, several little maids looked at it and didn't dare to step forward, Changsheng wanted to help him sort out his clothes, Murong Chong pushed him away, picked up Xiao Fengnu, strode to the edge of the corridor, stretched Xiao Fengnu out of the corridor, sneered and floated up, and said loudly: "Okay, If you want to soak, let you soak enough! ”
In the midst of everyone's exclamations, Xiao Fengnu smashed into the pond like a heavy stone.
Xiao Fengnu is only three years old, where can he know water? Fluttered in the pond a few times, didn't even scream, and sank, a few little maids screamed again and again, after calling at a loss, looking at each other in panic, I don't know whether to call for help, or jump down to save Xiao Feng Nu, although the beggar sister-in-law repeatedly emphasized that Xiao Feng Nu is the tip of the heart of the county lord, and the adult gave her the best courtyard to live in, with the most slaves and treasures, but Xiao Feng Nu was obviously thrown into the pond by the adults themselves.
Murong Chong clasped his hands and leisurely watched Xiao Fengnu flutter hopelessly, slowly sinking into the water, his jade-like face was still dripping with water, he didn't wipe it, let them slide from his smooth forehead to his lips, condensing into a cold stream on his lips.
Suddenly, someone jumped down with a "bang-" and took out Xiao Fengnu with a few strokes, and carried her out of the water, Xiao Fengnu had already drunk a few mouthfuls of water, her stomach quickly bulged, she held her breath for a while, and her face turned purple.
"Changsheng - you are troublesome!" Murong Chong shouted angrily.
Changsheng didn't answer him, hugged Xiao Fengnu ashore, patted her back, Xiao Fengnu spit out several mouthfuls of water, tears flowing.
Murong Chong stretched his neck and glanced at it a few times, then snorted and said, "Changsheng, you are so bold!" ”
Changsheng wiped the water beads from his brain and said: "Changshi confessed when he left, saying that the master always likes to play with Xiao Fengnu, but he is afraid that he will play badly, tell me to look at it, if Xiao Fengnu is really called bad, no one can spare Brother Huang'er!" ”
"Changshi, this dog minion, what did you say? What is it that is played and played? I won't be able to spare him when he comes back! Murong Chong said angrily, "Since he said so, I will fulfill him, don't disappoint him-I haven't had enough of it today!" ”
After that, he stared at Xiao Fengnu and said, "Come on, send her to Chengqiu Courtyard, she should have gone a long time ago!" ”
The little maids hurriedly picked up Xiao Fengnu, she cried hard, crying earth-shatteringly, during which she raised her eyes and glanced at Murong Chong, and found that "Da Da" was indifferent, and there was no little maid to coax, the effect was not very good, if it was in Libai Courtyard, hundreds of people would have come up to comfort her.
Xiao Fengnu felt bored, and her crying quieted down, and at this time a group of slaves rushed over, it was the begging sister-in-law, and Xiao Fengnu saw that the person she loved was coming, and she cried loudly.
Murong Chong looked at him coldly, and said slowly: "If you cry again, I will throw you into the pond again and ask Wang Ba to bite your mouth!" Gnaw on your bones! ”
Xiao Fengnu immediately shut up, bit her upper and lower lipes, and looked at the begging sister-in-law with tears in her eyes, and the begging sister-in-law looked closer, the two royal brothers and Xiao Fengnu who she served were wet, and they were like two fighting cocks, but the little Fengnu defeated the chicken, and Murong Chong was like a big rooster with high morale, ready to go, and determined to win.
The beggar sister-in-law smiled: "What's wrong with the two uncles and young ladies?" The fight is like two black-eyed chickens. ”
Xiao Fengnu flattened her mouth, raised her little finger and pointed at Murong Chong, and was forced back by the cursive word Chong's eyes, and tears flowed down her face.
The beggar sister-in-law saw that she was pitiful and wanted to hug her, while asking, "What's the matter?" Brother Huang? ”
Murong Chong snorted and said, "She wants to pick up a girl, so I'll ask her to take a bubble!" ”
"Pickled girl? What pickled girl, where did the weird words come from? The beggar sister-in-law was puzzled.
Murong Chong stopped talking, a few years ago, Feng Nu who was sent to him taught him a lot of ways to pick up girls, saying that she learned it on the Internet, what the Internet is, Murong Chong didn't know, but he didn't ask, and when he heard Feng Nu say something he didn't understand, he didn't ask, he couldn't always show his cowardice in front of Feng Nu.
Feng Nu said: "Picking up girls is the same as governing the country, isn't the country going to be loyal to its own subjects? Be good to your subjects, and they will be good to you! If you are good to Niu, Niu's will naturally be good to you! ”
Murong Chong didn't think about picking up girls, but Feng Nu always encouraged him to ask Murong Chong to find a big beauty, and after soaking it, he would send Feng Nu's soul to her, so that she Feng Nu could enjoy the first beautiful man in the ages.
Murong Chong was noncommittal, but he liked to listen to Feng Nu's words, Feng Nu's words revealed a lot of strangeness, and he could force his words.
Just thinking about it, Xiao Fengnu suddenly sneezed, and Murong Chong also sneezed, begging his sister-in-law and said: "Oh no, Qiu Liang hurts your body, go change your clothes, I see that I am going to catch a cold!" ”
After saying that, he hugged Xiao Fengnu and ran, Murong Chong wanted to scream, not wanting to sneeze again, Chang Sheng hurriedly said: "Brother Huang'er, please go back, change into wet clothes, see if you are going to catch a cold." ”
On the second day, Bu Yizhong arrived at the county guard's mansion early in the morning, Changsheng went to report, saw Murong Chong's nose was red and swollen, and he sneezed countless times all night, and when he heard Bu Yizhong coming, he waved his hand and told Changsheng to do this. Changsheng withdrew, and rushed to Libai Courtyard with no worries, a group of little maids were busy, grabbed one and asked only to know that Xiao Fengnu really had a cold, with a high fever, Changsheng found a beggar sister-in-law and said that Murong Chong also had a cold.
The beggar sister-in-law sighed: "Two small enemies, the small one is careless, and the big one doesn't let me worry, even together I have to toss to death!" She saw that Chang was in a hurry, so she said: "You go and do something, I will watch from the Huang'er side, take care of one, and take care of two!" ”
Changsheng was relieved to go, saw Bu Yizhong, invited him to a secluded place, Changsheng said in a low voice: "Our adults said, this Wang Prime Minister is the pillar of the country, without him there would be no Great Qin, without him, our Heavenly King is not the Heavenly King, our adults say that Bu is a very smart and clever person, the adults want you to think of some easy-to-understand ballads, the ballads must be catchy and easy to sing, mainly to praise the merits of Prime Minister Wang, in Pingyang, the three religions and nine streams of Bu adults do not all know?" Just teach these people to read and memorize these songs, the more widely spread the better, even the beggars on the street must also learn, if it can be transmitted to Chang'an, it is the credit of the adults, what is the relationship between the county government and His Majesty the King of Heaven, Lord Bu does not know, there is a chance for you to be promoted! ”