vs 103 Zhong Xiaoli's bizarre theories

Zhong Xiaoli raised her face proudly and said, "Surprised, right? Hu Yaping is just a vegetable in my basket, so I don't need to be so surprised. ”

Ye Zhiran was a little "impressed" by her at this time, and asked hesitantly: "Can Secretary Hu listen to your greeting?" ”

"Of course, man, let him get on the body once, and he won't be obedient." Zhong Xiaoli said as a matter of course.

Ye Zhiran felt that his thinking couldn't keep up, and when he heard her say "get on the body once", his tone was naturally like eating a meal, and he was shocked in his heart. He looked at her quiet and delicate face again, and sighed in his heart: People are really unseemly! The mouth asked, "Your parents didn't know that you had a lot of friends outside?" ”

"They just know that I have a lot of friends outside, so they are in a hurry to find a good family to marry me, and they want people to take care of me."

I see, it's painstaking.

"How many times have you been out on a blind date?" Zhong Xiaoli didn't care about his expression at all, and asked casually.

Ye Zhiran hadn't recovered from the shock yet, so she glanced at her blankly and replied, "First time." ”

"I think so." Zhong Xiaoli nodded and said, "Actually, blind dates are almost the same, and you can generally decide whether to continue dating within thirty seconds of the first meeting." You think, two unrelated people come together with the same purpose. The men are all visual animals, and the women look good; As for the women, most of them are sensory animals, and the men only rely on their feelings. ”

"So, what about you? Could it be that all these years of blind dates have never met someone who is tempting? ”

"Why not? The first boyfriend I went on a blind date was a soldier and a company-level officer. You may not know, but I've always had a great affection for people in uniform, and it seems to be a bit of a uniform control. Because I'm a teacher, I have a good impression of those who wear military uniforms and police uniforms. The first time we met, I was caught up in his mighty appearance and couldn't extricate myself. The precious first time was also given to him. ”

"Why didn't you keep it up?"

Zhong Xiaoli glanced at him and said, "Why didn't you continue?" He's still in my basket to this day. ”

With Ye Zhiran's surprised face, she covered her mouth and smiled and said, "Don't be so serious, little handsome guy." I later learned that handsome can't be eaten. ”

Ye Zhiran muttered, "How can this be?" Thinking was shocked by Zhong Xiaoli. Among the girls he knows, only Yang Xiaoli seems to be a little too little sister and dares to act. But she is also a giant of thought, a dwarf of action. And Zhong Xiaoli is the opposite.

Zhong Xiaoli sensed his shock, glanced at Ye Zhiran, and said, "Aren't you surprised?" That's because you haven't experienced life's adversity. ”

Ye Zhiran couldn't help asking, "What have you experienced?" ”

Zhong Xiaoli said gloomily: "My dad had a serious illness last year and almost hung up. After being admitted to the hospital, I learned that the renminbi is more valuable than chastity. From then on, I left the officers behind and worked hard to make money. ”

Ye Zhiran said with some sympathy: "Xiaoli, money can be earned, but there are some things that cannot be earned by money." ”

"How could I not have known that? After going through my father's illness, I really understood the importance of the renminbi. Since then, I have been able to understand the reality of this society. Zhong Xiaoli lowered her head and said: "Ideals are the things of my father's generation, and our generation can't get rid of reality." ”

She glanced at him and continued: "If you had money, I wouldn't have talked to you so much, and immediately become a good girl to please you and find a way to marry you." If you have the power, I can also gently win your favor, but unfortunately you have nothing now. I'm realistic, right? ”

Ye Zhiran couldn't help but say: "Although I don't like your personality, I still want to thank you for trusting me so much." ”

Zhong Xiaoli glanced at him and said, "You can't be a traitor and tell others about these things." ”

Ye Zhiran nodded and said, "However, I still have to persuade you to ・・・・・・"

"I don't need to." Zhong Xiaoli interrupted him and said disdainfully: "You look the same as me back then, full of bookishness, completely ignorant of the darkness and hardships of society. ”

Ye Zhiran shook his head and said: "Society is not as dark as you imagined, you have to be more sunny." ”

"Cut! How can you be a petty cadre in the township government, and your mouth is full of clichΓ©s of officialdom and gangsters? Zhong Xiaoli made a serious face, teased him, and said in a shy, "Xiao Ye, are you still a virgin?" Why don't you let me turn you into a man today? ”

Ye Zhiran felt a lot of beads of sweat crackling on his forehead, and he almost had the heart to burst away. He said indignantly: "Zhong Xiaoli, if you talk nonsense like this again, are you really not afraid that I will correct you on the spot?" ”

Zhong Xiaoli looked at his nervous face, suddenly burst into laughter, tears flowed in a mess, pointed at him with his finger and said, "Just you?" Hahaha, funny. After a pause, he said, "Are you too nervous?" Do you really want to be my lover? ”

Ye Zhiran's heart had undergone many shocks, and with a certain ability to resist lightning strikes, he knew that it was completely futile to take advantage of his tongue in front of her. He raised his hand and disarmed, and said, "I surrender, stop irritating my weak heart, let's say goodbye." ”

"Hey, don't go, don't go." Zhong Xiaoli saw that he was about to leave in the wilderness, so she hurriedly stretched out her hand to stop it, and said, "This, classmate Ye, don't be busy leaving, I still have something to discuss with you." ”

What would she discuss with him? Ye Zhiran hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, you have something to discuss with others, my little heart can't afford it." ”

Zhong Xiaoli stopped his way and said, "Tell you about serious things." In this way, presumably you were also forced to go on a blind date, in order to prevent them from continuing to poison other young people, we all said that we had to meet each other at first sight when we went back, and we needed to get in touch slowly. lest they be mobilized by the whole of the seven aunts and eight aunts, forcing us to go out again and again for exhibitions. ”

"No, if they go back and say that, they will be excited about the engagement."

"How can it be so fast? If we really want to get engaged, we can regret it again. ”

"No, I don't agree." Ye Zhiran flatly refused.

Zhong Xiaoli said dissatisfiedly: "What's wrong? Are you afraid that I will eat you? ”

Ye Zhiran said: "Zhong Xiaoli, marriage is a major event in life, we all have to treat it seriously and responsibly, we can't have such a game mentality, if you are always like this, you really can't get married in the future." ”

Zhong Xiaoli glanced at him with strange eyes and said, "You are so old-fashioned! I have always been a pure girl in front of Hu Yaping and Liu Furong, do I still need you to teach? ”

Ye Zhiran couldn't help asking: "Who is Liu Furong?" ”

"A rich businessman." Zhong Xiaoli giggled and asked, "How is it?" Don't you admire Miss Ben? ”

This Zhong Xiaoli is not only rebellious, but also bold and self-righteous. Ye Zhiran suddenly had the idea of beating her violently, he restrained himself a little, and said: "Don't treat others as fools, you will be the one who suffers in the end." If you think which one is good, make friends wholeheartedly. ”

"Hu Yaping and Liu Furong are a little powerful, the other is a little money, I'm still hesitating." She said with a sad face: "By the way, you also work in Changjia, what is this Hu Yaping?" ”

Ye Zhiran shook his head and said, "I'm not familiar with him, so I don't understand which aspect you are referring to." ”

Zhong Xiaoli nodded and said, "That also means that if you are very familiar with him, you will not stay in the township." I just wanted to ask you, is the secretary of a county party secretary very promising? ”

Ye Zhiran said: "The secretary of the county party committee has a high start, and if he is released in the future, he is at least a cadre at the department level, and he naturally has a future." However, secretaries are very observant, do you think you can really fool him? ”

Zhong Xiaoli lowered her head and pondered for a moment, then raised her head and said, "Don't worry, if he really has a future, I will also pay sincerely, just cut off the others." ”

Ye Zhiran nodded and said, "That's it, half-heartedly." ”

Zhong Xiaoli was serious for less than a minute, and then asked with a smile: "Classmate Ye, do you really not have a girlfriend?" Why don't I introduce you to a few? There are several unmarried female teachers in our school, all of whom are simple women who have just left school, and it is just right for you to deceive them with such conditions. ”

Ye Zhiran laughed angrily at her, and said, "Then I have to thank you for being so thoughtful." ”

"Thank you no, although you have no power or power, you can look good, and you graduated from a university and introduced it to my colleagues, which can be regarded as fertile water that does not flow into the fields of outsiders."

Ye Zhiran couldn't help glaring at her and said, "What a mess!" Zhong Xiaoli, you're running out of help. ”

Seeing that he was angry, Zhong Xiaoli exaggeratedly patted her towering chest with her hand and said, "Why are you so loud?" It scared my little liver so much that it was about to jump out. ”

Ye Zhiran thought to himself: Isn't this Xiucai meeting soldiers? Hurry up. So he said: "Let's leave it like this, I have something at home, so let's go first." ”

Zhong Xiaoli said dissatisfiedly: "Classmate Ye, I haven't told you how to meet Hu Yaping." ”

Ye Zhiran said in his heart: "What is love", his feet accelerated, and he walked home without looking back.

When I got home, my mother had already returned, probably just after telling the family about the meeting. Seeing that Ye Zhiran was back, the whole family stopped and looked at him, waiting for his answer.

Ye Zhiran didn't know where to start, and seeing that the whole family was looking forward to it, he smiled and said, "Didn't you say that you should go over and deal with the scene?" ”

The mother said, "What do you think of girls?" ”

As soon as Ye Zhiran said this, the rest of the family pricked up their ears. I couldn't help but smile and said: "The third woman is enough, she actually introduced Zhong Xiaoli to me, which opened my eyes." ”

The mother was surprised and asked, "What's wrong?" This girl of mine is beautiful and well-behaved. ”

Ye Zhiran wanted to speak and stopped. Forget it, let's keep the secret in the bottom of my heart. So, he said with a straight face: "A girl like her, I am absolutely incompatible, don't use your brains." Let Nian Yue know in the future and make her angry. (Ask for favorites and recommended votes)