Chapter 14 Lazy people pee a lot

It is said that Aunt Yuan explained to Yuan Han that the so-called burned to death for a long time, and Yuan Han also understood a rough idea, and went to scoop water on the edge of the canal with a bucket.

Yuan Han complained and thought: "Since you want to use poop to make powder, then you can only use your own excrement for future grains and vegetables, even if you eat, you will eat yourself, it's okay." ”

In the future, I have to get a toilet, looking at those golden rice fields, how can I be in the mood to eat?

After mixing the water, Yuan Han was still pouring her head hard, they were breathing again, and no one told her to rest.

"Ah, mother, my stomach hurts, what should I do?" Coincidentally, Xingxiang sat down for a while and grinned and covered her stomach and said that it hurt.

Yuan Han kept rolling his eyes on the side, please, is there such a pretend? It was clear that he was holding his chest, and he said that his stomach hurt, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that a person as shrewd as his father and mother would not be fooled.

But it backfired, Aunt Yuan heard Xingxiang say that her stomach hurt, so she hurriedly stepped forward and hugged Xingxiang, holding that little face and asking, "Baby, what's uncomfortable, tell my mother." ”

"Mother, my stomach is uncomfortable, it seems, it seems to have diarrhea." Xingxiang said her lines while acting, and she almost laughed.

Depressed, I couldn't tell if I was pretending to be when I laughed, "Xingxiang, don't pretend, pretend to be a little bit, how can my father and mother fall for you?" ”

As soon as Yuan Han's words came out, not only did he not get resonance, but he was criticized, "Yuan Han, didn't I say you, did you say that you said that your sister did that?" You don't care about your sister's stomach ache, and you still talk cool here, I raised you for nothing. ”

"Mother, ...... you" Yuan Han quit, did he make it clear that he was eccentric? Eccentricity is eccentricity and you have to say that you are not, who wouldn't pretend to have a stomachache, I used to pretend to have a stomachache in order to skip class, and I used to be a veteran in pretending to have a stomachache, of course, I escaped from physical education class.

"Okay, okay, my fault, can't I be wrong? So what now? Yuan Han knew that his arms couldn't twist his thighs, so he took a step back.

Xingxiang had a very rich expression on her face, "Mother, I want to go home and rest." ”

"Well, it's okay, take a break, if you're really uncomfortable, go to the village to see a doctor." Aunt Yuan looked distressed and had a broken liver, as if Xingxiang had a serious illness.

Xingxiang stood up with difficulty holding her body, "Got it, mother, I'll go back first." ”

Xingxiang walked unsteadily, Mei Xiang looked very anxiously behind her, and wanted to say something to Aunt Yuan, Yuan Han took the first step and said: "Mother, Xingxiang's illness is so serious, I wronged her just now, or I will help Xingxiang go back, take care of her, and apologize." ”

"What a big illness, I still have to be helped to go back, then I can go back, I don't have to do the work, everyone sits and drinks the northwest wind, is it done? I can't find a reason to be lazy, and I can't bear to talk about you. "Aunt Yuan seized the opportunity to scold Yuan Han.

Yuan Han was not angry when he was scolded, and smiled, "Mother is right, Xingxiang can go back alone, and the rest of the people should finish their work well." ”

Mei Xiang didn't say a word, and turned to work dejectedly.

Yuan Han looked at Mei Xiang, who was silent, and then nodded with satisfaction, is this right? It's impossible to run out one or two, and I'm left with a stupid one to sell labor here.

Don't think that Yuan Han has nothing to do, she has a reason, saying that she saw Mei Xiang's intentions at a glance, under the pretext that Xingxiang was a patient, she wanted to help her go back, take good care of her, and pour her a cup of tea and water, so as to avoid work.

Even if one pretends to be sick and is lazy, he still wants to run another, how can Yuan Han swallow this breath? simply started first, and begged Aunt Yuan to say that she wanted to accompany Xingxiang.

Yuan Han had long known that Aunt Yuan'er's heart was biased, if Mei Xiang said this, she would definitely get approval, but if Yuan Han said this, success or unsuccess is an unknown.

So Yuan Han took the lead and said it, it's good to be successful, you can be lazy and don't work, if you don't succeed, it doesn't matter, and others can't find an excuse to run away.

The so-called failure is benevolence, and the result is of course benevolence.

In other words, Aunt Yuan gave a death order, no one is allowed to be lazy, but it doesn't work, don't run home, it doesn't matter, just run to the thatched house.

Quanshui's classmates got the true legend of laziness, only carrying two and a half buckets of dung each time, and waiting for Yuan Han to pour the two buckets of dung before going on the second trip, he was already very relaxed.

But the spring water is not satisfied, and urine for a while, even if Aunt Yuan loves her children again, it is not such a painful method, they are all big cows, and they can't be lazy to eat.

With such a big field, the old Yuan Tou and his wife alone are not tired to death, so Aunt Yuan has to scold a few times every once in a while, "You dog thing, eat a few bowls and bowls when you eat, and pull it when you eat, you might as well just pour the rice into the dung pit, you are too lazy to go home." ”

Quan Shui is the only son in the family, and he is not afraid of Aunt Yuan at all, Aunt Yuan is not afraid of her at all when she sees her son, and when she sees Yuan Han looking at a good show, she is a little unable to pull down, "Yuan Quanshui, are you okay?" Even if you give birth to a child, you should work for the old lady quickly, and if you don't come out, you will eat at night. ”

After another half of the day, Quan Shui came out with his pants, and said while tying his trouser belt, "Mother, don't you know that people have three urgency?" It's useless for you to urge me, and it's not easy for me to work when I'm not comfortable. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, pick up the dung." Aunt Yuan scolded and scolded, and her anger disappeared.

Why hasn't Yuan Han made a small report on spring water? Because the spring water is lazy and doesn't pick dung, and he doesn't have to work, Yuan Han won't mind the mutually beneficial things, but should carry it forward.

At this time, Yuan Han's attention was on the belt of the spring's trousers, okay, people use cloth, and he uses hemp rope, which is really double treatment.

Yuan Han's heart was slightly cold, and he felt more and more that it was boring to stay in this family, and he bullied himself one by one, so it was better to marry out, please her husband and mother-in-law, and live like this.

The spring water struggled to the death, and after two more trips, it was left and dried.

"Hurry up, half of the land is still unplanted." Old Yuan Tou saw that the spring water was no longer working, so he hurriedly urged.

Quan Shui shook his arms, "What are you doing, I won't do it, I'm hungry, let's go, go home." ”

"You are lazy and hardworking, I raised you for nothing." Aunt Yuan was angry and smoking, how could she be a top girl when she worked for that girl's house.

The spring water is also vibrant, "If I want to work and cook a pot of porridge, I don't see any oil stars, how can I have the strength to work, hum." ”

Yuan Han gave thirty-two likes to the spring water in his heart, to be honest, Yuan Han didn't want to work, he came here to eat two meals, and the meals were all thin, not to mention the spring water, even Yuan Han couldn't stand it.

It's okay to have two meals of this kind of coarse tea and light rice once in a while, but if it's like this every day, it's terrible.