Qin Fen?

Haoxue looked at this unfamiliar name and frowned slightly.

This time, he launched the perfect version of the Flat Cancer Dragon Pill, which annihilated the enemy that has plagued human health for a long time in one fell swoop, which is famous in China and shocks the world.

What kind of ability does this Qin Fen have to be on par with himself?

Haoxue quickly browsed the news and found that his glorious deeds were still ranked below.

This newswriter must be a novice!

This Qin Fen's deeds......

Sold Kyoto roast duck to Heaven and let Sun Wukong like it?

Malatang conquered the Jade Emperor?

Let the Queen Mother wear black-silk and give the Seven Fairies high heels as standard?

it!

Sad!!

Haoxue sighed, shook his head and said secretly, sure enough, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient. The Cancer-Leveling Dragon Pill that I worked so hard to get will benefit all mankind, but in the final analysis, it is not as good as a god stick?

It's a shame to put me side by side with his name!

Uh, why is my stomach a little fussy, I drank too much wine or is this sashimi not fresh?

Haoxue watched the news and saw that the egg hurt, so he turned off his mobile phone disapprovingly, stood up, went to empty the memory first, and then continued to eat and drink when he came back.

A big hotel is a big hotel, even the toilet is so atmospheric!

Haoxue went to the bathroom, very admired, just this flush toilet, than the Luliuzhuang villa is much more luxurious, sitting on it has a kind of emperor overlooking the ministers of the soul feeling, so magical.

After going to the toilet, there was still warm hot water to flush the fart, and Haoxue was intoxicated. On the spot, I decided to go back to the house to have such a set of Jiele system, and the things of the lower body must not be sloppy, and we must ensure comfort.

"Ahh Embrace the ups and downs of the afterglow for you to pick......"

The ringtone of the mobile phone is also the theme song of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". Since the last time I participated in Yang Guo's Xiaolongnu wedding, I haven't changed.

Who?!

Haoxue was suddenly a little shocked, because the mobile phone that rang the bell was not the one he bought later for daily calls, but the six bags of apples that originally scanned the QR code of Jin Yong's complete works.

This mobile phone, now there is no SIM card at all, and it can make calls. Most of them are characters from the martial arts world!

However, why is it displayed as an unfamiliar number, and is it not in the address book?

He hesitated for three seconds. Haoxue carefully clicked and asked in a deep voice, "Which one?" ”

"I'm Qin Fen."

The voice on the other side seemed to be a young man, but with a hint of obscenity, he smiled: "You just slandered me as a god stick?" It's not a good habit to speak ill of people behind your back! ”

Do I rub?

How did he know. I just had a twist of thought. I didn't say it, and there was no card inserted in this phone, how did he call in?

Haoxue fell into a deep confusion, and before he could speak, he heard the voice continue: "That's it, you are better at calling, not my field." You can add my WeChat! ”

The phone hung up like this, and Haoxue was still in the circle.

Flush while flushing. While clicking on the WeChat APP, I saw that there was a new information about applying for friends. The WeChat name is written as "Qin Chef".

Rub, cook?

You must have come to me to learn from me!

Haoxue is still quite confident in his cooking skills, and when he saw the three words of Chef Qin, his heart was a little calmer, and he chose to pass the verification.

"Chef Qin invites you to join the group chat."

Soon new information came, Haoxue didn't think much about it, and clicked to agree.

I...... it!

As soon as he entered the group chat, Haoxue felt that his brain was not enough.

Too platinum star?

Marshal Canopy?

Jizo King Bodhisattva?

Bai Suzhen?

Moon?

Nima, what day is it today, Kyoto Snake Spirit Hospital has opened a WeChat public account, isn't it!

"Ah, there's a newcomer."

It was the Jade Emperor who spoke, Haoxue had a pain in the egg, according to the structure of this snake spirit disease, this should be a boss-level figure.

He didn't speak, but the Jade Emperor was typing by himself, "Naturally, Daoyou pulled in, could it be that he is also an immortal with great magical powers?" ”

Haoxue thought to himself, Lao Tzu, no matter if you are sick or not, you still can't lose it if you pretend to be traditional.

So he smiled and typed decisively, "Immortals? I'm no longer there! ”

Next, Haoxue saw an amazing message, as if a depth charge suddenly exploded, and countless divers came out of the water with white bellies.

I'm rubbing, this group chat is quite active.

Haoxue looked at a girl named Yutu who responded at the beginning, and looked a little pleasing to the eye.

Jade Rabbit, I'm familiar with this thing, it usually exists in pairs, in our hometown, it's called the highland crystal, and there are red gems on the crystal, hehe!

He was going to click on the personal information of this Jade Rabbit to see if there was a high-definition **** photo of the pair of Jade Rabbits, but a message popped up on the screen, "Qin Fen sent you a Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill, do you want to accept it?" ”

Haoxue just went to point to the jade rabbit avatar, clicked on the word agree, and then ...... Got an extra pill in your hand all of a sudden?

it!!

What is this?

Haoxue just smelled the breath of this pill, and felt as if his whole body was a few points lighter, and he had a feeling of fluttering immortals.

Great stuff!

Almost without hesitation, Haoxue immediately judged that even the Nine Flowers Jade Dew Pill of Peach Blossom Island, the initial version of the Shengsheng Creation Pill, and the Black Jade Intermittent Cream with broken bones did not have such powerful medicinal properties!

What is this......

Haoxue was shocked, and stuffed such a treasure pill in his hand, and when he slipped in his hand, the phone was not held steady, and he fell down, and it just fell into the toilet that had just been flushed!

I'll go!!

Haoxue hurriedly put the unknown Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill in his pocket, and regardless of the fact that it was the toilet he had just convenient, he reached out to grab his mobile phone.

I can't lose this phone!

It's over, it's over......

Although Haoxue has reacted quickly, the mobile phone that he picked up is still black.

I'm a grass, I shouldn't believe these snake spirit nonsense!

For a while, Haoxue even forgot the Nine Turns Soul Rejuvenation Pill in his pocket, and quickly shook off the water traces on his mobile phone, praying silently in his heart, this must not go wrong!

After praying to all the gods and Buddhas, Haoxue carefully pressed the power button. Fortunately, the apple that was bitten appeared on the screen as expected.

And yet, the next moment!

The mobile phone did not enter the IOS system, after the Apple icon flashed, the mobile phone screen went black again, but five large white characters gradually appeared on the screen——

Happy April Fool's Day!

PS: Okay, the April Fool's Day side story has been released, everyone just laughs it off, and it doesn't affect the story integrity of chapter 816 and the next chapter 817, this is just an independent small unit. I have to make you understand that Xilai, in addition to being a professional broken chapter dog, is also a professional title party.

Don't read the following text, and ask me for the Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill in my pocket in this chapter, this independent chapter is not included in the original story. It only belongs to April 1st, and once again I wish all book friends a happy April Fool's Day, a wonderful April, and it has begun! (To be continued.) )