Chapter 011: Thin Dragon, Fat Sea, Little Zhuge

New Taipei No. 4 High School in South China Province.

At this time, it was the free time of the third period of physical education class of the third class of the second year of high school this morning.

"Hey! Xiaolong, I see that you are not in any energy today, we didn't speak when we asked you before, and now it's just the two of us, are you still angry about yesterday's events? ”

Chen Yunlong, who was sitting in a daze under the shade of the tree on the edge of the playground, looked at it, and Ye Xiaohai, who was in the same class, was twisting his chubby body and walking here not far away.

"Alas, Chubby, are you saying that yesterday I found a very wonderful novel, and I also rewarded an alliance leader for something? You, Xiao Sheng, and Yuan Wen didn't believe it, because I forgot the title of the book and didn't find it with your palm treasure, and then I was misunderstood by Teacher Fang? ”

After receiving the affirmation, Chen Yuanlong shook it and continued:

"Although you all laughed at me at the time and called me bragging, I am not a stingy person, and there is no great awkwardness between real friends. It was Teacher Fang who informed my dad of my sleep in class and misunderstanding that we had a few 'fights' at noon. ”

"Oops! Teacher Fang is really, but he doesn't seem to have informed me of the family, so Xiaolong, you went home yesterday and were cleaned up? ”

Ye Xiaohai finally understood Chen Yuanlong's mood, and asked with some concern.

"That's not true, but my dad was coaxed by me to read the novel called "The Legend of the Three Kingdoms Army" in a few words, Xiaopang, you don't know how funny my dad was later addicted to the book, and even my mother came back to call him and didn't react, but fortunately, I was clever, saying that my dad was researching work materials and coaxed her away."

Chen Yuanlong also held back for a long time, and when he saw his good friend asking, he immediately said everything like rewinding beans in a bamboo tube.

"Really? Well, with what I know about you kid, it seems right! Then you should be happy, why are you still sad in the morning? ”

Ye Xiaohai patted Chen Yuanlong's shoulder with a smile on his face, becoming even more curious.

"I'm depressed and my dad occupied the computer, and I didn't see the update of "God of War" last night!"

Chen Yuanlong said the reason in a sullen voice, "Because of this, I was thinking about where the plot of the novel would be written last night, and I don't know what time I fell asleep in the morning, and I almost fell asleep again in class today." ”

"Haha! It's really yours, but when you say that, I'm a little curious if this "Legend of the God of War" is really that good. ”

"Chubby, you've been reading fast-food web novels since the beginning, and you don't read the works of those famous masters, so you won't really understand that I'm like this, and I finally met a work I liked very much."

Chen Yuanlong said very seriously: "I bet that if you read this novel carefully, you will also be fascinated, the author is too powerful, and the plot written is simply a killing of the old and the white and the white." ”

"Cut, that's a nice thing to say. Xiaolong, when did you not act like the 'iron rooster' in the old saying, I really doubt that you really gave a thousand yuan. But as a good friend, I'm still very generous, so I'll give you a chance to prove it. ”

As he spoke, Ye Xiaohai took out the palm treasure from his pocket that could be downloaded and read directly without parental authorization.

"Hey! Don't grab it, the license for you hasn't been clicked yet! ”

"It's so slow.,I wanted you to borrow it from me today.,I'm so happy that I can finally see last night's update.,It would be better if there was a new chapter released today!"

……

"Huh! How not? "The Legend of the Three Kingdoms Army", the words are not wrong, I didn't remember the name wrong this time! ”

After a while, after Chen Yuanlong clicked on the library to search, the following is associated with a large number of Three Kingdoms novels starting with "The King of the Sun Family of the Three Kingdoms", and the main area is a prompt of "no related name novels were found", he logged in to his account again, and strangely did not find "Legend of the God of War" on the bookshelf, Chen Yuanlong was dumbfounded.

"Chubby, I really didn't lie to you!"

"Alright, alright! Xiaolong, what kind of eyes do you have, don't I know who you are? Excluding other possibilities, it is obvious that there is only one result, Baijia Library blocked or deleted the book, because the author can only delete chapters at most. ”

Ye Xiaohai looked at the depressed Chen Yuanlong speechlessly, calmly said his speculation, and at the same time explained:

"It's just a novel, just forget it if you can't see it, why bother with the nothingness on the Internet that affects reality? You don't waste your heartache on that thousand pocket money, do you? You see, I also like to read novels, and there are a lot of league leaders who give rewards, but I have always watched it with an entertainment and leisure mentality, you have to learn from me! Come on, don't think too much, let's go play basketball together. ”

Five minutes later.

"Those 1,000 credits are a trivial matter, although the heartache is a little, but I am even more depressed that I can't find that novel. The bastards in Baijia Library swallowed my credit, and they didn't pay attention to asking them where to find this book. ”

Seeing the formulaic answer of the other party who asked the online customer service, Chen Yuanlong became even more depressed and angry.

"You! Although you are not very smart, but the intelligence index is 72, which is always above average, why don't you know how to turn? ”

Ye Xiaohai looked at Chen Yuanlong with hatred and hatred, and reminded a little speechlessly:

"You keep saying that you are a senior bookworm, don't you want to think about why Baijia Library will delete books? It must be that the contract has not been negotiated, you go to Shengshi and Brilliant to search for this book, as long as the title of the book is correct, most of you can find it, right?"

"Ahh Chubby, I finally understand why your intelligence index is so much higher than mine, it turns out that the old saying 'big heads are generally smarter' is really true! ”

Chen Yuanlong was awakened by Ye Xiaohai's words, and suddenly understood the old saying in the literature textbook that "the authorities are confused, and the bystanders are bystanders".

He immediately jumped up happily, patted Ye Xiaohai's shoulder heavily, and then immediately lowered his head to operate.

Half an hour later.

"Yay! Got it! Chubby, you see I really found it, look at the signing information, it was more than nine o'clock in the morning to change the signing status here in the brilliance, and now there are recommendations on the homepage of the website, no wonder the hundreds of families want to delete it. ”

"Oops! Dead Skinny Dragon, don't get excited, be careful of the treasure in my palm, you won't be able to see it if it breaks! By the way, since you can't play basketball, why don't you accompany me to watch it from the beginning! ”

Half an hour later.

"Ding ding", the bell rang for the end of class.

"Ouch!"

With two exclamations, the two heads that were suddenly awakened and read carefully collided with each other.

However, the owner of the voice did not care about the pain, and the two looked at each other, and after looking at the surroundings with a weak heart, no one noticed them, and said in unison:

"Let's skip class!"

Compared to the novel, which is seeing the highlights, the fourth foreign language class is simply torture......

Lunch break.

A small group of four whispered in the corner of the school cafeteria.

"The thin dragon really let us 'say goodbye for three days' this time."

"Don't want to bribe the upright me with sweet words, catch me first, the big thing in the world, call me in half an hour."

"I'll treat you to a big meal."

"I'll invite you to watch a movie."

"Two stingy ghosts, Skinny Dragon, Brother Hai invites you to the playground, eat a big meal and watch a movie by the way, as long as you give me that half an hour."

"Huh? Actually, although I'm very upright, I'm also very kind, and I'm particularly compassionate, I seem to have seen it three times before, forget it, let you watch it again. ”

……

After school in the afternoon.

After the three dejected guys came out of the head teacher's office, they converged with Chen Yuanlong, who was waiting outside, and suddenly became lively again.

"Cut, it's not to give him some face, so my grandson honestly let him spray saliva for twenty minutes."

"That's it, isn't it just that I secretly read a novel in class in the afternoon, anyway, except for Xiaopang, I'm afraid that we won't have a chance to go to college, so why do you care so much."

After a burst of condemnation from the same enemy, the four people who walked out of the campus talked about the novel that made them want to stop for the first time.

"No, now that I've found this novel, the more I think about Baijia swallowing me irresponsibly, uh, with my understanding of my dad, maybe there is still my share of credit, the more uncomfortable I am, Chubby, you have a lot of ideas, help me find a way to get out of this breath."

Chen Yuanlong, who was depressed two days ago, suddenly stopped and looked at Ye Xiaohai with some deception.

"Uh, Xiaolong, you think too highly of me. Although my dad has a chance to become a citizen, he is still only a 'senior laborer' after all, and I have more pocket money than you, so it would be too foolish to expect me to be foolish? ”

Ye Xiaohai was still a little eager to try after hearing this, but after thinking about it, he seemed to be under a lot of pressure, and suddenly instinctively shirked it.

"You can't say that, Xiaohai, your intelligence index is 88, and you even have the potential to 90, even if you can't compare to the Great Zhuge Military Master in Mr. Mu Yi's book, it should be enough to be a 'Little Zhuge '."

Chen Yuanlong looked at the drama that seemed to be playing, and immediately began to work hard, fearing that the world would not be chaotic Xiao Sheng and Yuan Wen also echoed on the side.

"Okay! Yes! Yes! I'm afraid of you, wait for me to think about it. ”

Ye Xiaohai is a teenager who is at the age of wanting to be admired by others, and he was a little fluttery when he was photographed by three friends, and his mind was hot.

"There it is! Xiaolong, what do you think will be the most depressing thing for Baijia Library? ”

Not to mention, he had an idea after a few moments.

"Needless to say, it must be Mr. Mu Yi's book that is so popular and purple on the brilliant side that they want to go crazy with envy and jealousy!"

Chen Yuanlong replied without thinking about it.

"Clever! But this is not enough, you think about it, Mr. Mu Yi's skills are there, and he conquered our three 'Xiaobai' readers with a light eye, then this "Legend of the Three Kingdoms Army" will be a success, it is certain! Why can't we add more fire? ”

Ye Xiaohai didn't notice how stark the contrast between his self-confident and strategizing appearance was with his usual low sense of storage, which made the other three people a little surprised, and he paused and said his thoughts directly:

"Actually, when I was bored in the afternoon, I searched for some information on my personal terminal, and there happened to be a well-known writer who wrote the Three Kingdoms in the Baijia Library, this person's pen name is Hailong, it is said that the character is not very good, the writer level is provincial LV7, and the book "The King of the Sun of the Three Kingdoms" is his assessment of the national one-star writer. If nothing else, he can succeed, after all, there are hundreds of libraries behind the support. ”

"If we can transfer the popularity of this book to Mr. Mu Yi, between the growth and distraction, the hundred libraries will have to vomit blood, don't you say?"

Ye Xiaohai, who had completely put forward his thoughts, put his attention back in front of him, and was a little puzzled by the three friends who were staring at him in a daze, and asked a little angrily: "I didn't even have a reaction, I said I can't, you have to think about ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was hugged by the three people who reacted, pulling his face, touching his head, and hugging his thighs......

"Damn Chubby is so well hidden."

"It's like, it's a sinister idea, but I like it."

After laughing, Chen Yuanlong was a little puzzled: "Then what should be done?" Isn't it going to be popular? ”

"I'm really convinced of your head, you think I am an opponent, so what are you going to do to make me want to scold you or even beat you uncontrollably?"

Ye Xiaohai patted his head depressedly and began to guide slowly.

"Grab your favorite snack?"

“……”

Ye Xiaohai glared at Chen Yuanlong.

"Robbed you of the treasure in your hand?"

"Me!"

Ye Xiaohai's face began to distort.

Ten minutes later.

The three friends took turns thinking of bad ideas, none of them were reliable, and Ye Xiaohai, who almost collapsed, finally accepted his fate.

"Count you ruthless! Okay, Xiaolong, let's change roles, you stand up, now it's up to me to provoke you. ”

"Oh!"

Chen Yuanlong obediently answered and honestly stood on the other side, while Ye Xiaohai stood beside Xiao Sheng and Yuan Wen.

"Chen Yuanlong, you stupid X...... There are ...... mothers who don't have fathers to teach."

"Alas!"

Under the stunned gaze of Xiao Sheng and Yuan Wen, who were watching from the sidelines, Chen Yuanlong, who was originally scolded for his indifference, became more and more unpleasant when Ye Xiaohai scolded him more and more, and finally scolded his parents, he instantly forgot about it, ran up with a red face, and greeted Ye Xiaohai in the face with a fist, and the two of them, who had been awake, didn't have time to hold it......

Five minutes later.

"I'm sorry, Chubby, as soon as I heard you say that my parents weren't, I forgot about it."

Chen Yuanlong, who reacted, apologized a little too much.

"Hehe, look where I'm angry! Your actions are a direct indication that the ideas I have come up with based on my own experience as a child are very effective, and I am too late to rejoice. By the way, the title of 'Little Zhuge 'sounds good, from today onwards, the three of you will call me 'Little Fatty' again at noon, remember to call me 'Little Zhuge Lord', understand? ”

Ye Xiaohai, who had a "panda eye", smiled very brightly, because in the process of using his wisdom just now, it seemed that he opened a window and discovered a new world that made him extremely excited.

"Got it, Chubby!"

Chen, Xiao, and Yuan responded in unison.

"I'm going to call 'Little Zhuge Lord'!"

"Yes, Chubby Adult!"

"Ahh You three have a kind of don't run, I'm going to duel with you! ”

Under a series of chases and fights, the innocent friendship of the four teenagers became even stronger.

And they won't know what kind of chain reaction will be caused when Ye Xiaohai's seemingly child-like "farce" begins to be staged......