009 A tragedy in the chaos of time and space!

"It's okay, she calls it role substitution." Cheng Ren deserves to be Shangguan Wenfei's friend of eight worships, and immediately gave a "reasonable" explanation for Shangguan Wenfei's maverick appearance.

Hearing Cheng Ren's explanation, he finally realized how humiliating his behavior was, and Shangguan Wenfei stood up silently. It's just that she did such a bizarre thing, and she can still hear a "reasonable" explanation from Cheng Ren's mouth. God knows how unreliable the woman formerly known as Gossip is.

"Look, isn't this back to normal?" Cheng Ren saw Wenfei get up and immediately pointed at her and loudly promoted, so Shangguan Wenfei had to stop her follow-up action of preparing to dismantle the car.

Everyone looked at Shangguan Wenfei cautiously, until they were sure that she was really back to normal, and then they got into the car and drove towards the city. Shangguan Wenfei slept in the car for a day and two nights, and in the early morning of October 10, she nervously lay on the back of the driver's seat and looked at Zhou Jiang who was driving seriously.

"What, Scandal wants to learn to drive?" Zhou Jiang was stared at by Shangguan Wenfei and was uncomfortable, so he had to ask belatedly.

"Can I learn?" When Shangguan Wenfei heard this, her tone was full of surprise.

"Of course, there's nothing you can't learn." Zhou Jiang smiled and began to tell Shangguan Wenfei how to drive, where to brake, where to throttle, how to step on the clutch, how to put gear......

Shangguan Wenfei has a very strong learning ability, and she can't even drive a mecha, can't she still drive a small car?!

Soon Shangguan Wenfei was allowed to sit in the driver's seat, but the next scene left a deep impression on everyone that they would never forget, so that when people in later generations asked them again, they actually got an unusually consistent answer: Shangguan Wenfei is a car idiot, and if she doesn't want to die, she should never let her touch the car again.

It's a pity that no one knows this "truth" yet, but after Shangguan Wenfei sat in the driver's seat, she twisted the car key very well, and then shouted "automatic driving", and then released the clutch, and then stepped on the accelerator fiercely. I saw that the whole van rushed out like a frightened rabbit, this is not the strictest problem, the strictest thing is that Shangguan Wenfei's hands are not on the steering wheel at all......

I saw a straight highway, "crazy" with a van that seemed to be driving on the winding mountain road and twisting and walking on a serpentine route, the car was not running fast in terms of speed alone, how could a person who couldn't even hang the gear make the car run fast? Just because you can't go fast doesn't mean you won't get into an accident, and anyone who sees a van that drives crazier than bumper cars will give up the idea that low speed equals safety - this naïve idiot.

Fortunately, this is the end of the world, and there is only one van on the entire highway on a rampage, and the momentum of this car is really worthy of the mud. It's a pity that the route they traveled is really empty, and if there are still people in the vicinity, they don't need to see the trace of this van, and they will hear a terrible scream from inside the car hundreds of miles away. Its tragic Cheng dù has reached the point where a pig to be slaughtered will immediately lie under the butcher's knife with the light of the Virgin Mary, and it turns out that it is a very happy thing to be stabbed.

Shangguan Wenfei's van drove like a bumper car, and the driving time was as short as a bumper car, and in less than five minutes, the van finally couldn't bear Shangguan Wenfei's abuse and stuck headlong on the roadside guardrail, and never moved again.

After the car stopped, except for Shangguan Wenfei, who was still excited, a truckload of "survivors" fell out of the van. Cheng Ren couldn't tell the difference between southeast and northwest at all, staggered a few steps and hit the front of the van, and fell to the ground unconscious. And for Zhou Jiang, giving up the driving position to Shangguan Wenfei was the most wrong thing he did in his life, but unfortunately he was not in a hurry to regret it, at this time, Zhou Jiang got out of the car and hurriedly ran a few steps, found an open space and kept bending over and retching.

As for Chang E, she didn't even have the strength to get out of the car, and was dragged out of the car by Wang Wei and Li Guo, although the woman had vomited when she was in the wormhole, they couldn't guarantee that she wouldn't vomit again. Sure enough, as soon as he got out of the car, Chang E vomited again, and even Wang Wei and Li Guo, who were already sour in their stomachs, couldn't help but vomit wildly.

The physical qualities of these two people are not bad, and they are in the best state in this group, except for Shangguan Wenfei, a "non-human" who cannot be estimated by ordinary people. After retching for a while, the two of them each found a shady place to wade down to relieve their brains, which were still sending vertigo signals.

And the most pitiful person is the Hu team that was already seriously injured, after this short inhuman journey, at this moment the Hu team is like a big king who has turned over the shell, walking on the ground with big characters facing the sky and the earth, and is foaming at the mouth......

An hour later.

Team Hu and the others silently got up from the ground, silently taking down weapons and food from the van, which had been changed beyond recognition, as well as the dismembered insect corpse. There is no need to repair the car anymore, didn't you see that Shangguan Wenfei even dismantled the steering wheel when they were powerless to stop it?! Those four wheels - Shangguan Wenfei was the first place to start.

"Gossip, stop playing." Cheng Ren saw that Wen Fei was still nostalgic in the van, so he hurriedly went over and took her out of the car with a face full of oil, and tightly pulled Wen Fei to trot to keep up with the pace of Team Hu and the others, and started their walking journey! The target is the city where Hu and the others came.

"Yo! Yo! Yo! This is really a merit of the person who dismantled the car, and he doesn't have to take anything empty-handed, but it's really idle! Chang E was a restless woman, and when she saw that Shangguan Wenfei was just carrying a backpack she had come with and her hands empty, she began to make waves again.

"By the way, why don't you want that car?" Shangguan Wenfei was reminded by Chang'e, and then remembered that they didn't have a car? Why don't you open it?!

"Miss, just spare me!" Zhou Jiang couldn't help but snort, he thought that the most wrong thing in his life was: teaching Wenfei to drive.

"Oh." Shangguan Wenfei also thought of it at this time, probably because she dismantled the car. However, it is much easier to dismantle a car than to dismantle a mecha, although she is not a mecha repairman, but the emergency maintenance and maintenance of mecha is a compulsory lesson for every mecha warrior, which is much more difficult and delicate than reloading an "antique" car.

She can even repair mechs in the field, can't she repair an ancient dilapidated car?! Of course, Shangguan Wenfei would not think so......