"She can't win me, if you change it according to her formula, it will eventually tend to zero infinitely, but this is ultimately greater than or equal to" so her formula doesn't hold. ”

When Tianren Er got in the car, he kept saying such strange things to Wang Jian, even if Wang Jian didn't understand at all, his eyes were foggy and he looked ahead......

"Ah Jian, Ah Jian, you said I won, right?"

The natural two joys invited the merit, looked at Wang Jian with a cute smile on his face, trying to ask for his approval.

Wang Jian didn't know whether they won or lost between them, so he could only nod his head in confusion, but his mind was blank. He finally realized that he was sitting next to a genius similar to Xie Ear in the Big Bang Theory, with a full IQ, but an infinite EQ tending to zero. But fortunately, this is a girl, or the cute third son of the soft sister No.56, if it is a man, Wang Jian will definitely not be able to help beating him.

"Let me ask you a question."

Natural Er's eyes lit up: "You ask." ”

"If you go to give a gift to the principal during the Chinese New Year, and you have already told the principal what time it will be, it is related to your promotion and salary increase, but the principal and Lao Xu live in the same building, Lao Xu lives on the third floor, and the principal lives on the fourth floor, when you pass by Lao Xu's house, his wife suddenly goes out to take out the garbage, sees you, and then says to you, 'Oh, Ruolin, come here, what kind of gifts do you bring' What should you do at this time. ”

As soon as this question came out, Tianji was stunned for a moment, and then drove silently, chattering incessantly, frowning and analyzing how to deal with this thorny problem.

Wang Jian breathed a sigh of relief, he had expected that she would not be able to solve this kind of human sophistication, so Wang Jian finally didn't have to listen to Tianji beeping all kinds of strange formulas there, and the roots of his ears fell clean.

It was silent all the way. Until Wang Jian got out of the car. Natural two still didn't figure out how to respond, and finally went back to sleep depressed.

But when Wang Jian finished taking a shower and was about to go to bed, Tianren's call came as scheduled, and she asked Wang Jian in an almost crying tone: "Ah Jian...... Answer: No.56: What is the cute San'er? ”

"The answer?" Wang Jian instantly refreshed: "The answer is very simple, you just need to give the gift to Lao Xu's wife, then turn around and leave, go outside to get money and put it in a red envelope, and give it to the principal's grandson or granddaughter as New Year's money." ”

"Ahh It's that simple? Tianji was surprised for a while: "But what if the principal's family doesn't have grandchildren?" ”

"You just treat him as if he had."

Tianren Er suddenly brightened up, and let out a long sigh of relief: "Thank you, Ah Jian, you are so smart!" ”

After hanging up the phone, Wang Jian had a strange feeling, after all, he really didn't know whether to be happy or sad when he was praised for being smart by this kind of person who could calculate the nuclear fission cycle......

Early the next morning, Wang Jian rushed to the school early, afraid that the two strange girls would do some strange pranks, but after the inspection did not find any traces of the trouble, he was a little relieved. Then I remembered that I hadn't eaten breakfast until now: "Let's go." I invite you to eat steamed buns, no fish. ”

The fact that she loves to eat fish and leeks has been very deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and she is invited to eat something every time. She would add that she wanted to eat fish, which made Wang Jian go early in the morning to find fish for her to eat?

On the way to the cafeteria, Wang Jian took out the crumpled invitation card that was still in his pants pocket: "Did Kaizi Xu give you this thing?" ”

"Given." Tianji took out an identical invitation from her bag: "Give it back to Dawei." ”

Wang Jian sighed: "He wants me to make a fool of myself, you have all gone through strong winds and waves, and I am a hillbilly who has never seen the world." ”

Wang Jian said so. Tianren's face turned unexpectedly red, and then he said sternly: "I haven't actually been to such a place before. ”

"Don't make a fuss, a rich woman with a net worth of tens of millions, has never been to such a place? Comfort me. ”

"It's really, it's true!" Natural Ersheng was afraid that Wang Jian would misunderstand him, so he danced and gestured: "In addition to studying, I am tackling key topics, and I have few friends, and the last time I went to KTV was five years ago." My life ......"

The natural two let out a long sigh: "It's very monotonous. ”

"As long as you open your mouth, I don't know how many people are willing to take you, it's your own autism, you autistic Frankenstein."

"Nonsense." Tianji pursed his lips, his face full of displeasure: "Every time I take the initiative to show favor to others, they are not friendly to me." And most of those men will look at me in a daze, very uncomfortable, and don't like it. ”

"I'm obsessed with it, too."

Tian Er actually shushed Wang Jian in a disdainful tone, then glanced at him and shook his head mockingly.

Wang Jian was stunned at the time, and found that he was despised by people like Tianer, and he decisively felt that there was a mouthful of old blood in his chest that almost didn't come up......

"Why are you like this?" Wang Jian turned his head to look at Tiantian Er with a smile: "Why can't I be obsessed?" I'm a man too, okay. ”

"Anyway, you won't, the way you look at me is the same as the way you look at Dawei. I'm sensitive to that. ”

"Because ......" Wang Jian silently took out his cigarette and lit it and took a deep breath: "I feel that Dawei is sometimes more beautiful than you." ”

At this time, the two of them happened to pass by the hall of the cafeteria, and when they finished saying the words "Dawei is more beautiful than you", a burst of shouts came from a table next to Wang Jian: "Fart!" I'm most annoyed with you, slandering me behind my back every day. How can I be prettier than her? ”

"Yo, David, so early?"

"Nonsense, if I hadn't slept when I went back yesterday, I really didn't know you would have looked at me like this today."

Wang Jian didn't talk nonsense, leaving Tiantian Er to sit here, and then bought twenty big meat buns by himself and walked over, put them on the table, and said seriously: "Dawei, the most important thing in this life is to accept reality." You go and look in the mirror yourself, you have to have long hair, you have to put on some makeup, you say you're not a pretty girl. ”

While speaking, Tian Er also took out the mirror in his bag and unfolded it in front of Dawei, and Dawei actually cooperated to take a photo, and subconsciously said: "It's really ......"

"That's not right!" Dawei suddenly came back to his senses: "That's because I have a twin sister." I look like my sister. Is there something wrong? I'm telling you, you consciously treat me as a man, I'm not gay! I hope you are not either. ”

"Gay, your grandma's chicken thighs."

The two of them were arguing, and Natural Er had already gobbled up four buns, and when he was reaching out to get the fifth, a person slammed down on the opposite side of Natural Two: "Ruolin, I saw you from afar, I brought you shark fin pot." It is made by our most famous swallow wing building, which is absolutely authentic. ”

Tian Er paused slightly, but the action of holding the bun in his hand continued after the pause, and he looked up at Kai Zixu, who was full of flaunting faces, and imitated Yao Ming's voice and said, "Remember that there is no sale, there is no killing." ”

Wang Jian and Dawei sprayed at that time, not only because Tianren's line was jumpy enough, but also because of her special joy when she imitated the rough voice.

"Don't you want to eat fish...... Wang Jian pointed to the soup bowl packed in Kaizi Xu's hand: "The fish is here." ”

"I just like to eat steamed buns."

Dawei exaggerated the tone of "oh", and snatched the pocket from Kaizi Xu's hand: "I like to eat fish." ”

Kaizi Xu's face turned purple into eggplant, and his kindness was trampled on again. This is the best Norwegian Tianjiu fin that he finally got last night, and the shark fin belongs to the king level, and the price of the cup he is carrying in his hand is almost enough to buy a square meter house in the suburbs of a remote point.

Can ...... now This good thing actually fell into the clutches of Wang Jian and Dawei, two straw dogs. And the people who are really qualified to enjoy it are chewing a meat bun with an internal price of five cents, what is a violent celestial thing? That's it......

"You're not kind." Wang Jian was very calm and calmly took the shark fin from Dawei's hand: "This is obviously bought by someone for Mr. Wang." ”

Tian Er glared at Wang Jian, and his tone was quite unhappy: "Don't eat." ”

"Don't you really want to eat it?" Wang Jian slowly unwrapped the insulation package outside, then opened the lid and fanned it with his hand: "It's very fresh." ”

"Don't eat it!"

"Won't you change it?"

"Don't change it!"

Wang Jian nodded. Raising his head, he poured half a cup of shark fin into his mouth, and then pushed the remaining half cup in front of Dawei, and after swallowing this shark fin soup as luxurious as Zhu Bajie ate ginseng fruit, he opened his mouth and said to Kai Zixu: "I know that this thing is not delicious when it is cold, I will help Mr. Wang thank you." ”

Dawei also ate the remaining half cup of shark fin in two bites, and then wiped his mouth: "I also thank you for Mr. Wang." ”

"You two!" Tian Er knocked on the heads of Dawei and Wang Jian, and nodded at Kai Zixu: "I still thank you myself." Thank you for your kindness. ”

Kaizi Xu wanted to cry...... His heart was bleeding. I didn't want to eat anything, so I was eaten by two rough people in the way of eating preserved eggs and lean porridge, and I didn't even praise it after eating, obviously I just couldn't taste the charm of the nine wings in this day......

"I'm done." David stood up: "See you in the office." ”

After eating five steamed buns, Tianji also stood up, took one of the buns in his hand, and said with a mouth full of oil: "I've eaten too, I'll see you at the office." ”

Then the two quickly fled the cafeteria one after the other, leaving only Wang Jian and Kai Zixu staring at each other, and then Wang Jian suddenly heard Kai Zixu's stomach "gurgling".

"You...... Hungry too, right? ”

Kaizi Xu nodded silently, almost crying when he was wronged, his nose twitched, and he had a sour and indescribable feeling when he looked at Wang Jian.

"Eat." Wang Jian slowly pushed the bun in front of Kai Zixu: "It's not enough." ”

Then two men who didn't have any common topic, you looked at me, I looked at you, eating buns without saying a word, and the atmosphere was so embarrassing that Wang Jian wanted to use a plate to explode Kai Zi Xu's head, and Kai Zi Xu wanted to poke Wang Jian's eyes with chopsticks.

It wasn't until the preparatory bell rang that Wang Jian stood up suddenly: "Eat slowly." ”

Kaizi Xu was almost eating steamed buns with tears in his eyes, and only after hearing Wang Jian talking to him did he raise his head slowly: "Can you give me Ruolin?" ”

Wang Jian raised his head and looked at the ceiling, and suddenly scratched his head and smiled: "You have to discuss this matter with her, if you want to say that you like Dawei, I can make the decision to marry him to you, but ...... Teacher Wang's words, it is estimated that she has to make her own decision. ”

"Wang Jian!" Kai Zixu was angered by his attitude, stood up and glared at Wang Jian angrily: "You...... You ......"

Wang Jian lowered his voice and said "um", and with one hand, he turned the stainless steel chopsticks in the canteen into a horseshoe and threw it on the table: "Something?" ”

Kaizi Xu was stunned for a moment, and sat back in his seat with a smile: "It's okay, I thank you for your buns." ”

"Well, thank you for your fans too." Wang Jian patted Kai Zixu's shoulder with a smile on his face: "Delicious fans!" ”

Looking at Wang Jian's distant back, Kaizi Xu Cai said angrily: "Earth dog, that's shark fin!" You're waiting to make a big fool of yourself! ”――

Written after the first article on the shelves: Actually, for me, it has been more than three years since I actually started writing books. I have learned a lot from the process of becoming a reader to an author, from the initial arrogance to the current humility and prudence, in fact, it is almost a process of mental maturity.

There are a total of five books, the first part of the practice, and I haven't even met the signing conditions, so I won't say more. The second part was signed and finished on the shelves, it is my favorite and most tangled book, just like the eldest son, no matter how ugly, but always the boss.

As for the third book of Blaze, I was too arrogant at the time, and I was completely out of my mind, in fact, there was no fun in writing, and the end result was that the characters and the novel itself lost their souls, and there was no soul...... Perhaps, it can only be described as garbage. I'm not a great power or a great talent, I can only rely on what I have in my heart to explore and improve step by step.

The fourth book of Sword Immortals,In fact, there are a lot of things that are not fully expressed.,I think if I have the opportunity,I'll write a sequel to it.,The setting of that world.,I think it's more malleable.。

And this one, relatively speaking, is relatively mature, whether it is a character setting or a plot setting, there should be, although it is a little sparrow, it is still fluttering and fluttering and starting to try to fly.

So I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to my brothers and sisters who have always supported me, if it weren't for your constant support and motivation, I think I would have died in those lonely holes on the road of writing.

Thank you all, I always love you, even if it is insignificant. I will continue to use my sincerity to present more wonderful stories to you. (To be continued)!!