Chapter 324 Mother-daughter fight
Chen Chen felt that he should be the most bitter de man on shijie, the most terrible de baby was injured twice in half a month, and he was injured in the hands of a mother and daughter, which is ridiculous!
Xie Lanlan and Xie Xixi are worthy of being two mothers, the same de suddenly made a stupid mistake, the same de is not light or heavy, last time Xie Lanlan almost didn't break his de little brother, this time her daughter was even more ruthless, almost caught le his de balls!
Second brother, second brother, it's really hard for you to follow me!
Chen Chen's face was devastated and his waist couldn't stand up in pain, his whole body twitched, and he almost cried while holding his little brother and biting the quilt!
"Well, are you alright?" Xie Xixi asked with a blushing face and being very embarrassed.
"What do you say?" Chen Chen blushed, gritted his teeth and asked rhetorically.
The little girl said weakly: "How do I know, but I think it should be fine, right?" Why don't you just scratch the le, it will hurt in the apple? Besides, haven't you practiced martial arts, and your ability to resist hits should be relatively strong, right? Chen Chen almost didn't get angry, rolled his eyes and said: "Lao Tzu has practiced, but Lao Tzu has never practiced iron gear skills, you catch it so hard, even if you have practiced iron gear skills, you can't bear it!" ”
Xie Xixi said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, how did I know I would catch you, don't be angry, just endure it and go over." Chen Chen said with a sad face: "You said it easily, I will say ugly things first, if my second brother has any problems, Lou is not finished with you!" The little girl blushed, rubbed her hands nervously and said, "Probably not, right?" I remember I didn't have much to do! ”
"What do you know, men are the most vulnerable here, if you want to be ruthless, I guess you're going to die." Chen Chen said angrily.
"Oh oh oh, I won't dare next time." Xie Xixi hurriedly comforted him.
"Next time? There's no next time, there's a next time I'll kill you! Chen Chen said angrily.
Xie Xixi blushed and laughed dryly.
After a while, the pain subsided slightly, Chen Chen turned around, looked at the little girl, and looked down carefully, your sister, why do I feel a little swollen in my balls?
A man hurriedly condensed, ouch my de mother, zhende swollen le, congested le, fortunately there is no da problem except le congestion, and it should be fine after a few days of rest.
Xie Xixi was embarrassed to look at Chen Chenfeng, sāode, her little face was red and twisted to the side, it was all her own fault this time, and she didn't dare to complain that Chen Chen was naked and playing hooligan.
After checking and confirming that the main functions of the second brother were intact and would not endanger the life of the second brother in the future, Chen Chen turned around with a very serious face, looked at the little girl who had done something wrong with his head down, and said in a deep voice: "You, tell me honestly, what are you doing in my room in the middle of the night?" ”
"This" Xie Xixi dared to say that he was here to catch jiānde, squeaked and whined for a long time, and held back a frowning reason: "If you don't do anything, you can't sleep and go out to wander, and when you see that your door is not locked, I want to come in and scare you to make a joke." ”
Chen Chen didn't say anything, and said, "Are you kidding? This joke is too much, what do you say yourself? The little girl said stupidly, "What should I do?" "What do you say? Saying that it almost hurt me to be a man you know? Don't you think you should apologize and compensate me for the de** and mental damages? Chen Chen said confidently.
"This" Xie Xixi was dumbfounded, but thinking about it, he should have been punished for doing something wrong, and he didn't ask too much, so he said in a low voice: "Then what do you say, what do you want?" "At this moment, Xie Xixi is like a little lamb to be slaughtered, Chen Chen is a butcher who sharpens knives, he can kill as much as he wants, people are fish and meat, I am a knife, and it is very cool!
But he didn't dare to make excessive de requests, not to mention whether the little girl would be willing, even if she was willing, hiding outside the door and eavesdropping on de Xie Lanlan would not be happy, if he dared to mention non-filthy de conditions, it would be strange if the glamorous and familiar fù didn't kill in!
Chen Chen thought about it and said, "I have three requirements!" First, you are not allowed to enter my room without my permission from now on! "This first point is to prevent Xie Xixi from coming back on a whim one day, in case he accidentally catches Hua Yuling, it will be miserable!
"Yes, yes, I promise never again. ,… The little girl and the chick nodded as if eating rice.
"Second, because your violent behavior has caused me extreme dade harm, and now I have a yīn shadow for you, so from today until the Lantern Festival, you are not allowed to come within one meter of me, including when I talk to others." Chen Chen said lightly.
This second point is to prevent Xie Xixi from being suspicious of him, and the thief will not die to eavesdrop on his secret conversation with Xie Lanlan, in case she hears something that should not be listened to!
"No problem, no problem, I'll stay away from you in the future." The little girl continued to nod, thinking that he would take the opportunity to make things difficult for himself, not as simple as xiangdao Chen Chende, it seems that I am a gentleman's belly with the heart of a little woman! "Third, I haven't thought about it yet, I'll talk about it later." Chen Chen moved to keep his hand, in case he offended Xie Xixi in the future, there would be room for relaxation.
"Okay, okay, you can talk about it after you think about it." People are so polite and don't embarrass her...... The little girl naturally wants to return the favor.
"Okay, you can go." Chen Chen was satisfied, stretched his waist and said.
It doesn't matter if she stretches her waist, the quilt on her body slips off again, and the hideous thing pops out of her head, which happens to be seen by Xie Xixi again, the little girl's face is red, and she hurriedly lowers her head.
Chen Chen was embarrassed and hurriedly covered the quilt, except for a few women who had a relationship with him.
This girl was the first time to see him naked, and the body was the first time, and it was actually wasted in her hands, hey!
"Then, I'll go!" Xie Xixi blushed and whispered.
"Let's go, let's go!"
"Oh" The little girl tiǎnletiǎn was a little dry because she was nervous and scared, and when she was about to get up to leave, a trace of shame and anger suddenly welled up on her pretty face, and she looked up at him with a slight anger.
"What's the matter?" Chen Chen asked inexplicably.
Xie Xixi stretched out his hand and pinched his arm fiercely, and said angrily in a low voice: "Did you cover my mouth with your dirty hands just now?" ”
"Mao, where are my hands dirty?" Chen Chen didn't know what nerves she was having, so he asked angrily.
"You, you, think for yourself, where did you touch before you put your hand over my mouth?" Xie Xixi hated and pinched him again, and his face was so embarrassed that he could drip blood.
Chen Chen was stunned, and then his head was full of cold, no wonder the little girl suddenly became angry, he seemed to cover his second brother for a while before covering Xie Xixi's mouth, is this considered indirect intimate contact?
Xie Xixi said angrily in a low voice: "I'm not wronged if I pinch you, right?" "How can you not be wronged? If I don't cover your mouth, your scream won't wake everyone up, do you want the old man and them to come up and watch us? Chen Chen is full of reasons.
"This" The little girl smiled bitterly, too, this confused account can't be calculated, calculated le, confused account, so be it.
At this time, the sound of footsteps suddenly sounded in the corridor, and Xie Lanlan's pleasant voice came: "Huh? Xiaoxi, where are you? ”
Xie Xixi's face changed wildly, a man lowered his head and laughed wildly, the glamorous and mature fùde was really vindictive, he was frightened just now, and as soon as he had the opportunity to take revenge, he immediately let his daughter taste the taste of being frightened and frightened, is this her own mother?
"Oops, my mother is here, what should I do? Where to hide? The little girl was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, and she was ready to drill under the chuáng in a single liáochuáng.
"Afraid of what? She doesn't know what you've done, don't scare yourself! Chen Chen couldn't help but smile and grabbed her, and said: "You just dada Fang Fang de go out, and when you meet her, you will say that you can't sleep and come to talk to me, and she will not be suspicious." "Yes, yes, that's it!" Xie Xixi barely calmed down and mustered up the courage to walk towards the door.
Xie Lanlan pretended to pass by inadvertently, and was surprised when she saw her daughter: "Xiaoxi, I can't find you anywhere, so you are here?" In the middle of the night, why don't you sleep well and run to Chen Chen's room? "Ahh Xie Xixide's heart quality is not as good as her mother, and her mind was blank after she bumped into Xie Lanlan, and Chen Chen told him just now that she forgot about it in an instant.
Xie Lanlan frowned and said, "Why are you here without doing anything?" ”
"I—I'm here to find you!" Xie Xixi was in a hurry, da blurted out the truth, and almost didn't regret dying after coming back to his senses.
"Looking for me? Looking for me to find Chen Chen's room? Lies will not be told! "Xie Lanlan picked up as a mother,
de posture, justifiably reprimanded, and was depressed by his daughter in the afternoon.
Xie Xixi was a thief, his momentum was low, and he said weakly: "This, that's it, I got up in the middle of the night and found that you weren't there, so I came out to look for you, and I happened to see Chen Chende's door half-covered, I thought you were talking to him in his room, so I came in and took a look, no other meaning." ”
"Is that so?" Xie Lanlan pretended not to believe de and looked at her daughter, which scared the little girl's heart.
At the critical moment, actor Chen Chen came forward to sing the rival play, and said with a smile: "That's it, I haven't slept since Xiaoxi came in, and when I saw that you weren't there, I chatted with me for a while, and I was very worried about your safety when I returned to Somalia after the Lantern Festival, and asked me to protect you well, filial piety is commendable!" ”
Actress Xie Lanlan was a little moved by her daughter's hair, and said, "So that's the case, why didn't you say it earlier?" Mommy almost blamed you for le. "Simply Xie Xixi was played by the two of them, not only was she suspicious of Chen Chende, but she also wondered if she was too suspicious, could it be that she wanted to be more, her mother may not have a lover, she is innocent?
xiangdao here, the little girl is very guilty, my mother is so good to me, I still suspect that she has a lover, Chen Chen is so dedicated to helping me, I also suspect that he is having an affair with his mother, it really shouldn't be!
Poor de Xie Xixi didn't know that she was a typical de at the moment and was stupid enough to help people count the money!。