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Several of us stared at each other like fighting cocks for a long time, and I finally reluctantly opened my mouth and coughed vigorously: "Cough! This one...... A few of you, you should know that making a movie is very expensive, right? Even in China, a low-budget movie will cost at least a few million ......"

Speaking of which, I suddenly realized that this was not going to be a problem for these guys.

Whether it's Jojo or Aze, where are they who are short of money to spend?

"There are also filming, producing, and distributing ...... films"

"You're here for all of this!" Jojo winked at me: "You still have a Deep Blue Entertainment company, and that Hollywood studio in the United States......"

"Alas......" sighed, and I smiled wryly: "What about the box office appeal?" ”

With my question, the new four jackals were very shameless and at the same time drifted their eyes to Lei Xiaohu, and Qiao Qiao even kicked him lightly in the back.

“…… All right. Looking at Lei Xiaohu's betrayed expression, I sighed: "Even if Xiaohu is a laborer for you...... But ......"

"No, but!" Jojo smiled and said, "This movie will definitely be a great movie!" And you will stomp on the film you want to shoot under your feet, Chen Yang, you accept your fate...... Ha ha. ”

Rolling my eyes, I started reading the script first......

Well, the screenwriter: wood......

Title: "The Bloody Love History of Heroes......

Well, how can I say it, the opening title is barely eye-catching—what can you expect a guy with a scalpel to write with a formalin smell in his hands?

But then look back:

《…… Bloody Love History-Joke about the Tiger Prison of the Three Kingdoms, the Three British Wars, the Four Great Jackals, and the Four Jackals

Depend on! My anger rises from my heart, and evil is born on the side of my guts! Can't help but slap your thigh! What bullshit is this!!

Cast:

Liu Bei: Aze (Good Khan's big-eared thief!) ）

Guan Yu: Wood (The silent wood plays the second brother Guan?) Belch...... Imagine a face red with wood painted with shoe polish......

Zhang Fei: Lei Xiaohu (this...... A handsome guy with a gorgeous temperament came to play Zhang Fei, who had a fierce leopard head and eyes, and it is estimated that Xiaohu's fans will cry).

Mink Zen ...... How can there still be mink Zen?

After glancing at these guys, Aze immediately said: "Since it is a love history, how can there be no female xìng horn sè?" Joke! Which of the popular works now, is not several heroines? The audience was dazzled and then shouted: Push down!! We only have one, which is very traditional! ”

All right!

Mink Zen: A little wealth fan A Mei ...... (Uh, why don't you let Jojo do it?) ）

At last......

Depend on! This is outrageous, isn't it?

Lu Bu: Joe, Jojo??!!

swallowed hard and spitted hard, forcibly holding back Qiaoqiao's murderous eyes. I cautiously asked, "You guys...... Are you sure? Jojo anti-string ...... Lu Bu? ”

Obviously, I asked in vain, because these guys have a good reason!

Ah Mei nodded very seriously: "Lu Bu is good!" ”

Aze said categorically: "Lu Bu is a good man!" ”

Wood sighed bitterly: "Lu Bu is invincible!" ”

Lei Xiaohu immediately dodged a few steps, and then pointed at Qiao Qiao from a distance: "This woman is too!" ”

Me: "............ You have a point! ”

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In front of the Tiger Prison, 100,000 iron armor, swords and guns are like a forest, and the murderous spirit is monstrous!

Lu Bu among the people, red rabbit among the horses...... Miss Qiao immediately crossed her sword and stood in front of Xiongguan in the face of 100,000 enemy troops...... Uh, wait! It doesn't seem that Lu Bu used a knife, it was Fang Tian's halberd, right?

You care so much! Miss Qiao likes to use knives! Isn't it? Without knives, how can people "cut chickens"!

Miss Lu loudly boosted morale: "My goal is to kill half of the people (men) in the world, and then put half of the people (women) in the world into my harem to give them happiness and favor!" So, Mink Zen, you belong to me!! ”

……%××※※￥%￥%……

Zhang Fei (Lei Xiaohu's classmate made a gorgeous debut), holding a sword on the stage (don't ask me why Zhang Fei doesn't use a snake spear, you have the courage to ask the four jackals yourself): Phew! Three xìng house slaves! Bold Puff! Lu Bu doll! Acquaintance with your three generals no! Don't get off your horse and surrender quickly! [Heaven's Kiss Hand-hitting]

Lu Bu (Miss Qiao): Hmph! Garbage is garbage! Cannon fodder is cannon fodder! Gorgeous defeat! How can a guy like you understand the mystery of magnificence! Let's go back and shape the beauty!

Zhang Fei (Lei Xiaohu): Hmph! The sword is the murder weapon! Swordsmanship is a trick to kill! No matter how flowery the language is, this is always the same fact!

(I squirt!) What a scarlet village Kenshin version of Zhang Sanye! ）

Miss Lu: "Aha! Look at my unparalleled gorgeous mysteries! True Six Reincarnations! ”

(uh...... Six realms of reincarnation? What a familiar name...... ）

Zhang Xiaohu: Ah...... (screams)

The red-faced second brother Mu appeared: "Little three! Unafraid! I'm here to help you! ”

Miss Lu: "Another cannon fodder to die...... Look at my stunt ......"

The red-faced wooden second brother: "Haha! Idiot, don't you know that in front of a real Saint Seiya, the same trick cannot be used a second time! ”

Miss Lu: "Hmph, what do you know! Gorgeous tricks, how can you use it a second time! Watch my stunt! Evil! Namely! Chop! Till death remains the same! ”

(i...... Saito Ichi and Lu Bu combined a trick?? ）

The red-faced wooden second brother: "Ah......" (scream)

Liu Bei (Aze made a gorgeous debut): "Alas, it seems that these two guys are not good, and at the critical moment, I have to go up!" ”

Zhang Xiaohu's classmate/red-faced wooden second brother, in unison: "Boss, don't speak so directly, okay...... Men can't say no! ”

The sophomore thief Aze: "Hmph! If you have something to say, it's my way of forbearance! ”

Miss Lu: "Hmph, the cannon fodder has increased to the third!" Why would you men do such a despicable act! Hum! ”

Liu, Guan, and Zhang said in unison: "In order to maintain the peace of the earth!" To prevent the world from being destroyed! Hold on to love and true sin ......"

Miss Lu: "Hmph! What a mess! What is the real purpose of you guys! ”

Zhang Xiaohu: "Bah! To rescue the goddess Miss Mink Zen, who was imprisoned by the evil you! ”

The red-faced wooden second brother: "To stop your evil love for the blasphemous goddess Miss Mink Zen!" ”

Big-eared thief Aze: "For the sake of the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the national law does not allow lesbians!" ”

Miss Lu: "What a mess! These flies[**]ww, look at my tricks! Gorgeous defeat! True Heavenly Demon Submission!!! ”

Liu Guanzhang: "Ah......" (scream)

Zhang Xiaohu: "Ah...... My body can't move......"

The red-faced wooden second brother: "The five senses are gradually losing ......"

Big-eared thief Aze: "Miss Mink Chan...... I...... Are you going to die......"

Far away, far away, the wealth fan Mink Zen makes a gorgeous appearance, crying tears, and gorgeous butterflies fly in the background: "Oh...... Star...... Ah no, oh! Liu Bei's small universe is about to disappear......

Liu Guanzhang: "Ah...... Yes! I seem to hear Miss Saori...... Oh no, I think I heard it...... Miss Mink's Call ......"

Mink Zen small wealth fan: "Oh, you are the fighters of the goddess!" Can't fall so easily...... Trigger the seventh sense in you! ”

Liu Guanzhang: "Oh...... Are we going to use that trick? The trick forbidden by the goddess...... Could it be...... The amazement of the goddess? The move of the forbidden Saint Seiya merge ......"

Miss Lu: "What a mess......

Zhang Xiaohu: "Look at our invincible combination trick!" ”

The red-faced wooden second brother: "Look ~ Bronze Xiaoqiang possessed!" ”

Big-eared thief Aze: "For the peace of the world!" In order to protect the virginity of the goddess Mink Zen Lady! For the starting point! For the monthly pass champion! For the overall champion of the year! In order to dance greatly...... Small universe, burn~! ～！ ”

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Syllable!

I resisted the urge to smash the script on the face of the wood, closed the script hard, and then reluctantly suppressed the desire to cut people with a knife: "Wood, this is the script you wrote?" ”

"Please don't underestimate the energy of a comic book fan!"

I took a deep breath: "Are you going to invest a lot of money and make a movie like this, and then release it to a national audience?" ”

"Wrong!" Aze stepped forward very righteously, and instead of wood, blocked my murderous gaze: "It's not for the audience across the country...... It's a worldwide audience! We also plan to send the film to Hollywood for computer special effects, and will also participate in this year's Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film......"

I resisted the urge to have a cerebral hemorrhage stimulated by this script, and looked at the wood with bloodshot eyes: "You...... Do you have any other spare scripts? ”

"Yes! Of course! Wood said awe-inspiringly: "I know very well that success cannot be pinned on luck, so I am prepared for failure, in case this first masterpiece fails, we still have the second backup plan!" ”

As he spoke, he took out a script from behind his back and handed it to me.

I silently took it and opened it...... Then the first line almost made me faint.

The first line reads:

"My journey is the sea of stars......"

I looked at the wood with a murderous gaze.

"Alas...... Actually, in addition to being a comic book fan, I'm also a Yinying fan. The wood looked at me very calmly: "You can continue to read......"

Turn to page 2...... "Human Cannon, Level 1 Preparation ......"

I felt my fingers trembling and my heart dripping blood......

“……%￥#￥……※%※￥…… I'm rì!! ”

Those are the only two words I can utter.

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