"Use the Five Elements Essence Stone-" In the silence, a shrill voice suddenly sounded behind us, everyone was startled, and quickly looked back, there was only darkness, not half a figure.

"Who? Who is it? "I mustered my courage and roared into the depths of the darkness.

"Look down, don't move your feet, don't step on me......"

We looked down, and in the dim Nirvana firelight, there was a snow-white rabbit squatting at our feet, raising its head and spitting its three-petal mouth at us.

"It's so cute-" The little nurse was motherly, stepped forward in a few steps, bent down and hugged the white rabbit in her arms, her chest was high and rubbed, and she pulled her ears and tail, and her hands did not stop.

"Put me down—" The white rabbit shouted angrily in the little nurse's arms, and the three-petal mouth was crooked, "Men and women don't kiss, don't kiss, understand—no—understand——? ”

"Do men and women kiss or not? Are you a male? "I'm a little strange," didn't you become the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom back then, and you seduce Tang Sanzang in vain?" When I was a child, I watched the "Journey to the West" TV series, but I loved Li Lingyu to death, besides, doesn't Chang'e often hold you in her arms? ”

"That's it," the little nurse nodded, "why can't she hold me if she can?" ”

The white rabbit's red eyes were almost green, and he shook off the long ears that were pinched by the little nurse, and shouted at the top of his voice: "That's the Taiyin Jade Rabbit, I am the Sun Jade Rabbit, the husband and wife are a couple, don't believe the rumors if you don't know!" ”

"Uh......" I'm a little speechless, it turns out that the jade rabbits raised in the Guanghan Palace are still a pair, no wonder Wu Gang wants to go down to earth, every year I look at this pair of rabbits, and then guard a Chang'e fairy can only see but not touch, not crazy is strange. What did the madman Nietzsche say, the greatest sorrow in life is to die of thirst while guarding a piece of the sea, and to suffocate to death while guarding the fairy beauty, the latter sentence was added by me.

Feng Xiaodie is a descendant of Chang'e, and she also has some relationship with this rabbit, seeing that the rabbit was ravaged by the little nurse like a rabbit, she hurriedly reached out and took it from the reluctant little nurse's arms, put it on the ground, and asked, "Then why are you in the human world?" ”

Sun Jade Rabbit shook the white hair on his body and said, "Wu Gang got me down!" ”

"Reincarnated together?" I immediately made up a scene in my head, "The nurse delivered the baby, and the baby didn't come out, so a rabbit jumped out first, didn't scare the nurse to death?" ”

"What do you think?" Sun Jade Rabbit said dissatisfiedly, "I was deceived by Wu Gang from the Heavenly Realm Passage, but as a result, my mana was sealed by the Heavenly Dao, and I can't change my body!" ”

Feng Xiaodie asked, "Then why are you in the Xianlang Wooden Boat again?" ”

Sun Jade Rabbit hung his head frustratedly: "I was thrown in by Wu Gang, I finally waited for his memory of his previous life to awaken, but he threw him into it, and asked me to hunt for treasure for him, Lao Tzu is a rabbit, and I want a treasure to have a fart!" ”

This dead rabbit must not be telling the truth, it must have made an appointment with Wu Gang to go down to earth to enjoy the happiness of the red dust, but the rabbit is not as good as the sky, and it is not a human body after being punished by heaven, and the beautiful women in the red dust naturally can't enjoy it. It is also one of the targets pursued by our Divine Administration, and now it hit the muzzle of the gun, and I will settle accounts with you when Lao Tzu goes out.

The Sun Jade Rabbit turned its head to me: "Your divine sense is not enough to drive all the formations, you can absorb the energy in the Five Elements Essence Stone while driving to replenish your cultivation, the Five Elements Essence Stone is the residue after the volatilization of the Five Elements Essence, although it is not as pure as the Five Elements Essence, but it is not trivial, it should be useful!" ”

"But we can't absorb the energy from this stone!" Kua E Shanhe said suspiciously.

"That's your exercise is wrong, but he can!" Sun Jade Rabbit shook his head at me, "I can see that his cultivation is several orders higher than yours, and he should be able to absorb it!" ”

My heart tightened, this rabbit is still a little capable, and I can see the level of the exercises I practice, which is the "Miao Zi Scroll", and the manual of the Heavenly Treasure 'Bi Xi Jue'. I hurriedly asked, "Little rabbit, how can you see that my exercises are different?" ”

The Sun Jade Rabbit deflated its three-petal mouth and said disdainfully: "Who am I, Master Rabbit?" Under the Fairy Seat of Chang'e, the first beauty in the heavenly realm, how many exercises have you seen? Hmph, those big men in the heavenly realm, rushing to send the top exercises to the Guanghan Palace, I just want to ask Fairy Chang'e for an appreciation, Master Rabbit, I am close to the water, naturally I have seen a lot! ”

Rely on, it turns out that the fairy bubble girl and the human world are all in one mode, the human world is now showing the real estate certificate in front of the sister and the mother-in-law, the heavenly gods do not worry about the house, and the houses in the Guanghan Palace are surplus, so I have to take the exercises to show off, and the bank passbook is a truth, maybe my "Miao character scroll" is considered a master in the heavenly world.

Kua'e Shanhe took out the colorful Five Elements Essence Stone and handed it to me, and said confidently: "Brother Chao, come again, we believe in you!" ”

I pinched the Five Elements Essence Stone, and finally added a sentence cheaply: "Master Rabbit, this, let me inquire, your wife, is the female rabbit of Tianzhu Kingdom, the one who seduced Tang Seng can be regarded as being unfaithful and cheating on you, and you haven't divorced her yet?" ”

The Sun Jade Rabbit glanced at me with a little red eye, turned around again, glanced at me again with another little red eye, and said angrily, "It's about you", and jumped to the side. As a result, I was accidentally picked up by the little nurse's ears again, and I played with it in my arms, rubbing and pinching all kinds of things, and it has now been put by the little nurse as a trademark of Playboy.

We glanced at it sympathetically, and expressed a moment of spiritual silence, I estimate that it will leave an indelible psychological shadow under the clutches of the little nurse, and it is really hard to say whether it will be allergic to the arms of Fairy Chang'e in the future.

After resting for a few hours, I felt that the divine consciousness that had been depleted just now had slowly recovered, and under everyone's expectations, I rode Feng Xiaodie again, holding the Five Elements Essence Stone tightly in my hand, and flew to the front of the hatch formation, spreading my divine consciousness again, enveloping the formation.

As last time, the formation on the hatch slowly shone up, a little and a line, a line and a corner, or when it was about seventy percent, I felt that the divine consciousness was not effective, the sea of consciousness was a little dry, and the hatch formation flashed, a little darker.

"Quickly absorb the Five Elements Essence Stone and replenish your divine sense—" Sun Jade Rabbit shouted anxiously in the little nurse's arms.

As soon as my mind moved, the "Miao Zi Scroll" cultivation was stimulated, and a true qi in my body wrapped the Five Elements Essence Stone, ready to absorb it. But I didn't expect that this stone was the crystallization left behind after the Five Elements Essence dried up, it was extremely hard, and my True Qi couldn't do anything about it.

The few people standing below saw that the hatch formation was dimming slightly, and they jumped to their feet in a hurry, but there was nothing they could do, and the little nurse was so angry that she rolled the long ears of the Sun Jade Rabbit on her fingers, and the rabbit's eyes became even redder in pain.

Seeing that I was about to fall short again, I was also very anxious in my heart, and suddenly felt the "Bi Xi Jue" in my body move, and I suddenly thought of a way. Simply a dead horse as a live horse doctor, driven by my mind, Bi Xijue emerged from my hand, and the Five Elements Essence Stone actually "slipped away" and was sucked in by Bi Xijue.

/* Yesterday I said that I might add more.,It turned out to be a broken promise.,On the last day of the summer vacation, I was pulled by my brothers to play mahjong.,The pants are about to lose before coming back.,It's almost midnight.,Apologize to everyone.,Definitely don't brag next time! */