"You old liar, you don't think I'm dying fast enough, do you?" I listened to the old liar, and my only thought was, I must shoot him to death with a pan, and you all don't stop me!

Even if I don't read much, you can't fool me like this, I learned in high school physiology and hygiene: when the human body loses one-tenth of the total blood volume, it will have symptoms of vertigo, and when it reaches twenty percent, it will lose its mobility, and when it reaches one-third, it will fall into a coma, and the symptoms of shock will appear, and if you don't help it in time, you will die (death from hemorrhagic shock).

One-third of the blood loss will be hung up, and you want me to feed Ao Xiaogui two-thirds directly?

The old liar found that my face was not good, and he felt murderous, so he explained repeatedly: "You have a god in your body, Bi Xijue protects the Lord, and you can't die, it's just a little weak!" ”

"How empty?" In view of the old liar's consistent appearance, I have to ask this clearly, so as not to be sold by him and help him count the money.

"Well, I won't be able to get out of bed for about three days!" The old liar groaned.

"Damn, I can't get out of bed for at least a week?"

I directly multiplied the unreliable coefficient of an old liar in front, and conservatively estimated it for a week, "For Ao Xiaogui, for my dear comrades-in-arms, fight!" ”

The old liar nodded appreciatively and said, "First of all, the first step, you have to break through the first Great Perfection of the 'Miao Zi Scroll'!" ”

This is a little difficult for me, I have been practicing the first part of the "Miao Character Scroll" since now, it has been almost half a year, with the help of Bi Xijue, it has only just become a small success, and it can be felt to break through the barrier of this article, do you want me to reach the Great Perfection immediately? The concubine can't do it!

The old liar knew my difficulties well, and continued: "Originally, the cultivation path was about a gradual and solid foundation, so that we could go far and break through the layers of barriers to be more certain. Since ancient times, there have been many people who have cultivated immortals, but how many have become immortals in the end? The old liar's last few words were already said to Lin Hao, and Lin Hao nodded vigorously when he heard it.

"But ** is different, people practice to become gods and immortals," the old liar said, "He has indeed become a god, and now he is making up for it, so it is not impossible to catalyze it with the help of external forces, but it is not too useful!" ”

I frowned, spread my hands, and said helplessly, "How to use external forces?" There is no elixir, no five elements essence, and even my master doesn't know where to go to be happy! ”

"There is a way," said the old liar, "and there is only one way to go!" ”

"What's the solution?" Now Ao Xiaogui is still soaking in the Han River, and he is in a hurry to go to the doctor, so he has to try any method.

The old liar hesitated for a moment and said, "Lead the thunder into the body!" ”

"What? You repeat? I almost didn't jump up, "Thunder into the body, you old liar can figure it out?" You can't hide from the thunder, you see the thunder like a mouse seeing a cat, you want me to lead the thunder into the body? ”

Lin Hao also looked at the old liar with wide eyes, and seemed to feel that this method was less reliable than pumping two-thirds of my blood.

"Who said that it was going to lead the thunder into the body?" The old liar said impatiently, "I let you lead the thunder of the mortal storm, thunder and lightning!" ”

"Is there a difference?" I asked, I didn't learn this knowledge in the Chaos Tree training class.

The old liar nodded and said, "The difference is big!" The heavenly thunder is the thunder of destruction condensed by the Heavenly Dao, and the mortal thunder I am talking about is just inspired by the thunder and lightning mother, I just want to borrow the energy contained in it to help you break through! ”

Only then did I understand that there are different varieties of thunder, these two kinds of thunder are not the same concept, but it is not cool to be struck by lightning! Since I was a child, my mother has taught me that I should accumulate virtue and do good deeds, and I must make progress every day, and don't mix with people with poor character, otherwise I will be struck by lightning if I learn badly! I still don't believe it, you see, mixed with the old liar, and got retribution, right?

"It's not dangerous, is it?" Although it is incumbent on him to save Ao Xiaogui, saving his life is the premise.

The old liar made a guarantee, but I still feel a little mysterious, I was struck by lightning, what kind of Franklin didn't eat too much to collect thunder and lightning, and he was electrocuted!

"But," Lin Hao asked weakly, "I think we need a batch of diamonds, right?" We don't have that much money on hand at the moment! ”

I smiled at the old crook, and with a wave of the old crook's skinny hand, the black metal box on the plane suddenly appeared on the table, and the old crook taped the tear together. Lin Hao opened it cautiously and looked at it, and couldn't help but scream "ah", and hurriedly covered his mouth, his eyes were shining, well, I have never seen a girl who is not excited about diamonds, even if it is a boyish little pepper like Lin Hao.

Everything is ready now, only the thunderbolt is owed. The old liar looked at the sky, pinched his fingers and calculated it with a fake appearance, and said matter-of-factly: "This immortal watches the sky at night, and there will be a thunderstorm in three days, everyone wait and see!" ”

Lin Hao took it seriously stupidly, and his eyes were full of admiration. I flew up and kicked over, scolding: "You old liar, you didn't see it, you just checked the weather on the Internet, there will be thundershowers tomorrow night, and there is a red thunderstorm warning!" ”

Each university has its own landmark building complex, such as Yan Garden or Tsinghua Garden, the heritage of Hanjiang University is called Tanhualin, covering an area of more than 20 acres, scattered with more than ten buildings in the early days of the Republic of China, the ancient trees are thick and shady, the grass grows and the warbler flies, and the charm is full.

Originally, it was the pride of the school, because in line with the consideration of protecting cultural relics, this garden has been empty, and there is no electricity, only the guests who come will let the reception department take them to feel the precipitation of Hanjiang University for more than 100 years. But I don't want to become a happy Eden for college students with obvious excess hormones, every day the cleaning workers can clear a lot of plastic sheeting, Durex and the like from inside, and the logistics department has a headache. Later, the school issued a death order, "Those who enter Tanhualin without approval will be punished", which stopped a little.

There is an inverted conical shell water tower on the side of Tanhua Forest, which was built in the Republic of China period according to historians, it was originally used to store water in the building of Tanhua Forest, and now it has been abandoned for many years, but because the style is simple and distinctive, the school has been leaving it as a campus scene, and it is also the commanding height of the entire Hanjiang University campus.

The water tower is shaped like a torch, the torch handle is a cylinder with a height of more than 50 meters, there is a row of iron handles for climbing on the edge of the pillar, which is broken from the bottom five meters from top to bottom, this is to prevent irrelevant people from climbing, usually workers need to use a special ladder to send it to a height of five meters before they can start to climb up.

According to the old liar, it is most appropriate to receive the power of thunder and lightning at the top of the water tower. The next day, when the wind and rain were shaking, he took me and Lin Hao to sneak into Tanhua Forest, and let me climb to the top of the water tower alone - waiting for the thunder to strike!

The old liar who killed a thousand knives regretted that he didn't dare to use immortal power now, otherwise drawing a "lightning charm" would definitely usher in a lot of thunder on my head, so now I can only hold the lightning rod on the top of the water tower when the thunder strikes.

So, if you have an astronomical telescope, you will find that on a thunderous night, on the tallest building of the famous Hangang University, there is a trembling translucent fat man holding a towering lightning rod, and a pair of basin-sized eyes are watching him on the surface of the Han River several kilometers away.

Later, Lin Hao said that when she saw my lonely and sad figure under the tower, she remembered a name in her heart: Prometheus of sorrow!

As the saying goes, "weather forecast,", but today's weather forecast is exceptionally accurate, thunderstorms arrived in the middle of the night as scheduled, and a series of hideous lightning tore through the dark night sky, I somewhat understand why the old liar is so afraid of thunder.

I hugged the lightning rod like a fat koala, and the true qi in my body had been running for countless weeks in accordance with the exercises of the first part of the "Miao Zi Scroll", and I vaguely felt that there was a thin barrier that could not be broken through, just like scratching through my clothes.

Seeing a huge lightning bolt slashing on the lightning rod with the thickness of the mouth of the teacup, followed by another one, I clearly saw two extremely dazzling lightning bolts coming down the needle in my consciousness, and a huge force embraced into my body, and I immediately felt that my whole body was numb, and my whole body seemed to be bombarded to burst, and the huge repulsion directly split me off the lightning rod, lying on the ground, and convulsing constantly.

The power of thunder raged in my body, as if to burst my meridians inch by inch, "Bi Xijue" flashed in my body, and instantly absorbed all this thunder power, and then suddenly spit out a thick force, my brain was confused, I really couldn't bear the impact of this force, and fainted.

However, in the moment before I fainted, I clearly felt that I was not stunned by lightning, but that I couldn't stand it...... Emptiness after the breakthrough!