Chapter 405: Rogue Culture
When Han Yu came, Old Man Wu gave him a total of four jars and three bowls that had been stored for three months, he left one jar for Ma Wenquan and Hu Lai, and sent rabbits to send two jars to the Chu family. Old Man Chu is also a good drinker, of course Han Yu can't forget him!
And now, he only has one altar left here.
When Han Yu slapped the mud seal open, the faint aroma of wine suddenly came to his nose.
Originally, they were a little unimpressed by Han Yu's solemn recommendation of a jar of wine, and they smelled the aroma of wine coldly, and one by one they were suddenly shocked, Gu Ziwen took a breath of the lightly fragrant air, and said quite intoxicated: "Good wine!" ”
Even the mountain artillery, which is not very good at drinking, Wolf Tooth and the others, couldn't help but snort and nodded again and again. As for the ink, who likes to bring himself a few glasses when he has nothing to do, his eyes have already lit up, as if he has seen a young and beautiful young woman, wrapped in a light veil, with a jade body and scratching her head on the bed.
"I'll pour the wine, I'll pour the wine! I'll just say how the boss is so red-faced, his feelings are hidden in such a superb confidant! The ink wine worm came up, and he was not polite, and he picked up the wine jar and poured wine for Han Yu and Hu Lai and the others.
Each of them had a porcelain bowl in front of them, which was a bit out of step with the delicate dishes on the table, but none of them paid any attention to it. Compared with the quiet aroma of wine, this vessel with a bit of antique charm like a wine jar is more special and flavorful.
Han Yu smiled: "This wine has also become a confidant?" ”
Ink smiled: "Haven't you heard the saying that good wine also has life?" A man needs to have two confidantes in his life, one for women and the other for wine. The woman is the one who drinks you into the belly, and the wine is the one that you drink into the stomach. This in and out can form a balance, otherwise, even a man with iron will not be able to stand it! ”
Everyone paused for a moment before they understood the vague meaning of his words, and looked at him with disdain.
"Hey, I said the wrong thing, boss, Brother Dark Snake, I'll punish myself first!" As he spoke, Ink lifted the cup and poured it into his stomach in one gulp.
Han Yu, Gu Ziwen and the others all looked at him, which meant to ask: How is this wine?
The ink was drunk into his stomach in a sip of wine, and the whole person was stunned for a moment, and after a while: "I'll punish myself with another bowl!" ”
As he spoke, before everyone could react, he poured himself another bowl, and then drank it with a clatter.
"Hiccup!" He burped and wiped his mouth: "It's not more than three, I'll punish myself for another bowl of ......" As he spoke, he was about to fiddle with the wine jar again, but Gu Ziwen hurriedly pressed it: "Okay, everyone forgives you, this wine has nothing to do with you, you can eat vegetables!" ”
Everyone laughed, and Han Yu raised his cup with a smile: "Come, brothers, let's go!" ”
A few people touched it, and then drank it all. Immediately, except for Han Yu, Gu Ziwen and the others couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
Ink looked at everyone with a blank eye, and swallowed a little unbearably and said, "Actually, this wine is not very good......
"Well," Gu Ziwen nodded, the ink couldn't help but be happy, but before he could speak, Gu Ziwen had already turned his head to Han Yu and said, "Boss, since the ink doesn't like it, then I'll drink his share for him!" ”
"Brother Dark Snake has been working too hard these days, where can you pinch this laborious work yourself? I'll drink for the hall master......" said the mountain cannon in a busy urn.
"Okay, just your stomach, you just ate so many dishes, where is there a place to put it? Boss, let's come, for the sake of our Ink Hall Master, I'm willing to get drunk! Wolf Fang said with a serious face.
Han Yu waved his hand again and again: "Roll on, brothers need help, I, the boss, should be at the forefront." I'll drink it for him myself......"
Ink was about to cry when he heard this, and he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Boss, Brother Dark Snake, two brothers, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay?" I'll do it myself, I can do it, please trust me! ”
"Didn't you say this wine was not good?" Gu Ziwen asked with a smile.
"Who said that? People who dare to say that this wine is not good will either have a bad sense of taste or fart! Ink busily said.
Wolf Fang smiled and touched his arm and said, "Hey, then where do you belong to?" ”
"I'm farting, I'm farting, right?" Ink said awkwardly.
Everyone laughed in unison again, and they let him go. Wolf Tooth didn't forget to instruct: "Hey, you've already drunk two bowls just now, don't think about drinking more!" ”
Now as long as the ink can still be drunk, where do you dare to say more? However, seeing Han Yu and the others touching another one, he felt like a small insect crawling in his heart.
I knew this was the case, why did I drink so fast!
"Ha, what a good wine!" The mountain cannon drank half a bowl in one go, and then felt a little unpleasant, and poured the remaining half bowl into his mouth, only then did he take a sip of wine and said loudly.
Gu Ziwen nodded slowly: "This wine is sweet and slightly spicy, the fragrance is rich and elegant, and the color of the wine is quiet and fluttering, which can be said to occupy the shape, color, and god!" Such a good wine, it is indeed rare! ”
As he spoke, he took another sip. Wolf Tooth originally wanted to say something, but as soon as Gu Ziwen opened his mouth like this, he felt that he would be suspected of adding to the snake if he said it again, so he simply closed his mouth and drank the wine in the bowl with a grunt.
"The most important thing is that this wine has little stamina, and it is suitable for a large sip of refreshing drinks! Think of the ancients called a big bowl of wine and a big bite of meat, but that's it! Seeing that they had finally finished the second bowl, Moji laughed excitedly and filled everyone with wine!
Then he smiled at Han Yu and said, "Hey, boss, where did you find such a good wine?" What's your name? After drinking this wine, what kind of beer will we drink in the future! Just drink this wine! ”
Han Yu smiled proudly and said softly: "Speaking of its name, I'm afraid you are all familiar with this wine!" ”
The ink and others held their breath and waited for the following.
Han Yu coughed dryly, and said slowly word by word: "It's the legendary three bowls that don't work!" ”
Then there was silence, and there were no expected exclamations.
Han Yu couldn't help but wonder, thinking that he hadn't made it clear, and said loudly: "It's the legendary three bowls!" ”
"Three bowls are not enough?" Wolf Fang was stunned and turned his head and asked the ink: "This wine doesn't seem to be very famous, is there anything on the market?" ”
The ink shook his head: "I think it's a little familiar, but I don't know where I heard it, could it be that I have drunk this wine before?" No way, if I did, I wouldn't be able to remember! Is it domestic? ”
Han Yu's forehead was already a little black.
Shan Pao pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "What, this is what Ximenqing drunk, written in the novel." ”
"Oh, hey, is the one you said about the novel I read yesterday, the part where Ximen Qing bathed Pan Jinlian with this wine? Are you sure you're using this wine? The ink rubbed his hands together and smiled lewdly.
Han Yu and Gu Ziwen squirted wine together, Gu Ziwen twisted his face to the side, and a few murderous black lines appeared on Han Yu's forehead, almost missing the internal injuries!
It's a loss that Wu Saburo didn't come, this guy, you insulted the two ancestors of the family, and with his temper, you have to chop these three goods to his father to burn firewood.
"Haven't you seen the Water Margin?" Han Yu lowered his voice and said viciously.
"Does the Golden Plum count?"
"What do you say?"
"I haven't seen that." Seeing that Han Yu's face was not good, Mo Ji hurriedly said. In fact, he hasn't seen the golden bottle plum either.
Shan Pao said: "I only like to read books like the young Ah Bin and Jinling are things in the pond that describe the emotional life of the city." ”
Wolf Fang picked up the food on the table with chopsticks, and said lightly: "I don't like to watch costume films!" ”
Han Yu was completely defeated by them, collapsed, collapsed, and talked about the four famous novels with these people, it is estimated that Liu Xiang will have a myocardial infarction when he comes, and he must be sent to the hospital! Three animals, it turned out to be three illiterate, oh no, it was an illiterate animal.
It is said that hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated. Now Han Yu thinks that it is not terrible for hooligans to have culture, but it is terrible to encounter hooligan culture!
"Hey, ignorance is not scary, but it is scary not to know that you are ignorant! You guys have time to read more books, read some good books. Han Yu said earnestly: "In the future, the national spiritual culture will depend on us to inherit and carry forward, you are like this, I can't imagine what kind of next generation will be brought out!" ”
Gu Ziwen nodded, and said with a straight face: "Boss, I think it's better to find them a few teachers of Chinese studies and explain the four famous books to them, even the boiling of the Three Kingdoms, dreaming of returning to the Red Mansion, joking about the Water Margin, and spoofing Journey to the West have not read such books, how can they be said to be the high-level of modern societies in the future?" ”
Han Yu was stunned, slowly turned his head and asked stiffly, "The four books you just said are the four famous books you said?" ”
When Gu Ziwen saw Han Yu's expression, he couldn't help but say carefully: "Yes, I killed a profiteer before, and I took these four books from his study." I used to hear about the Water Margin, the four famous novels of the Red Mansion, I thought, we also have to keep pace with the times, study hard, so I read them all, is there any problem? ”
"No, you have to study those four books hard, they are broad and profound, if you read them thoroughly, you will understand them!" Han Yu waved his hand expressionlessly.
"Boss, you haven't told me who made this wine? Are these three bowls famous? Inkblot whispered.
Gu Ziwen glared at him: "You don't know this?" Wu Song, who killed the tiger with his bare hands, drank this wine before he started! It was the first wine advertised in ancient times. ”
Han Yu was stunned, and suddenly the whole person relaxed a lot, it seems that although the water margin is just a joke, it can still make people learn a lot of things! He nodded hurriedly and said, "Well, what the dark snake said is right, it is the wine that Wu Song has drunk!" ”
"Who is Wu Song?" The ink fully exerts the studious spirit of not knowing what to do, and not knowing to ask, and this guy is not afraid of being angry with the teacher!
Gu Ziwen was praised by Han Yu, and his confidence increased greatly, and he said loudly: "Wu Song, a famous general in the Three Kingdoms, seems to have ensured Tang Seng to go to the West to learn scriptures, and then I don't know how to get it, I became a pearl grass, and I also became a woman......"
"Bead grass? I know this, it is a task in the second journey, it seems to have been received by a person named Wang Gui, it seems to be a ...... used in courtship" The ink blot was surprised.
"Come on, brothers, let's not discuss it, let's not discuss it, what does it matter if he has a drink? Let's be gentlemen, but ask for a good time, the wine is delicious, come, drink! Han Yu's eyes were about to turn red, and he hurriedly raised the wine bowl and drank it all with a slight gesture.
You can't afford to hurt a learned man here!
Today is August 15, continue two chapters, congratulations to everyone on family reunion, happiness, black rice brothers, financial resources, good health......