Chapter 133: Aunt Qing who roasted tea leaves

"Silly comparison, I thought it was a rich second generation, but I didn't expect it to be a copycat ......" After the back of the girl leaving, Luo Yongqing stuck out his tongue and kept laughing at me.

"Copycats?" I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, turned my head and asked the old liar, "Old Xu, tell me more carefully, what is the matter with the whip?" ”

The old liar was closing his eyes and recuperating, and when he heard me ask, he opened his eyes, thought for a while, and said like a few treasures: "The whip of the gods is also called the 'whip of heavenly punishment', according to the rating of the treasure, it should be regarded as the best innate spirit treasure." Legend has it that it was refined by the ancestor of Hongjun back then, and later given to the Yuan Shi Tianzun, and was ruled by Jiang Taigong in the era of the gods. There are countless Great Dao talismans surrounding the whip, representing the treasures of the Heavenly Dao that restricts the gods of the Heavenly Realm. The whip is yellow, the whip is three feet six inches and five minutes long, there are twenty-one sections, each section has four runes, a total of eighty-four runes. ”

I don't wonder why the low-level immortal old liar is so familiar with such a tall treasure as the Divine Whip, who doesn't have a dream and hobby? When I was a child, I loved naval ships very much, and I was familiar with aircraft carriers, destroyers, and nuclear submarines, but I have never seen a real one in my twenty years of life. My father and I went to the township government to do business, and those officials in the township knew the whereabouts of the national leaders like a few treasures, and they could guess the national leaders in the next world by watching the news broadcast (deliberately reversed, you know!). Not far from ten, but at most he can only shake hands with the secretary of the county party committee from a distance.

"Formula, what's the matter?" That's what I'm concerned about.

"I don't know very well, I only heard that the whip is not an ordinary treasure, when Jiang Taigong's cultivation was too low, the whip refused to admit the master, Yuan Shi Tianzun created a mantra to pass on to Jiang Taigong, and recited the mantra to make the whip manifest!" The old liar does not have a high status in the heavenly realm, but he knows a lot of gossip secrets.

"That is to say, with Tuxingsun's current cultivation, he will definitely not recognize the Lord even if he beats the divine whip?"

The old liar pursed his lips, "Tuxingsun? Even if he is still a god of the heavenly realm, he will not be able to give him a look at the divine whip, and now that he has been reincarnated, let alone talk about it! ”

"Hey-hee-" I smirked twice, "that's going to be easy!" ”

The old liar understood in seconds, "You want to give a fake mantra to Tuxingsun?" ”

I shook my head and said, "It's not okay to be fake, Tuxingsun is not stupid, he can see it." It's best to be able to take Tuxing Sun, if it's really okay, if you can really replace Ao Xiaogui, I can give half of it, and only give the second half! ”

"Only give him the second half of the formula?" The old liar is a bit out of the way.

"That's right," I nodded, "Hehe, when exchanging, Tuxingsun will only glance at it in a hurry, and he will find that the mantra is indeed true, but there must be no time to experiment on the spot, and if the mantra is true, it can't drive the whip!" ”

The old liar frowned, as if he was thinking about something, and said for a long time: "The plan is good, but I always feel that it is too simple and child's play, I am afraid that there will be changes when the time comes, and we will not be allowed to adapt!" ”

While speaking, the carriage had slowly stopped, and Yuzhou West Station had arrived.

The three of us got up in a hurry, and from the tourist map sold at the railway station, Bishan is in the northwest of Yuzhou, and there are still dozens of miles away from Yuzhou West Railway Station, and we have to find a way to rush over.

"Hey-beauty, my boss said, if you don't come for twenty yuan first!" Luo Yongqing found the tall girl selling tea again, holding a towbar box, and a middle-aged beautiful woman in a cyan windbreaker stood next to her.

The tall girl glanced at Luo Yongqing fiercely, stretched out her hand to hold the arm of the middle-aged beauty, and said in a voice that we all heard: "Aunt Qing, don't pay attention to them, a few guys who have eyes and don't know the goods!" Just on the train, I recommended your roasted tea to them, and they actually said that they wanted to taste the taste for ten yuan first! ”

The middle-aged beauty glanced at us quietly, looked at me meaningfully, showed a hint of surprise on her face, gently patted away the tall girl's hand, and walked towards us, the windbreaker swaying in the breeze, and there was a feeling of excellence.

"Old gentleman, be polite," the middle-aged beauty nodded at the old liar, "This child is mortal with the naked eye, and has offended the three of them, I hope I don't want to be like her!" ”

"Madame's words are serious, these two are also young-hearted, but it's just a joke with this girl!" The old liar actually replied with a very polite salute, and there was a lot of respect in his words.

The middle-aged beautiful woman exhaled like an orchid, "The tea sold by this child on the high-speed rail is picked by me from the deep mountains, and then fried by myself with a secret method. Of course, it can't get into the eyes of a few people, but when it is sold to ordinary people, this price is still cheap! ”

The old liar looked bitter, laughed dryly, and said: "This, let you see the smile, it's not that the tea is bad, it's really shy in the pocket, and I'm scared by this price......"

The middle-aged beautiful woman pursed her lips and smiled, like a hundred flowers blooming.

I glanced at the old liar in amazement, but saw that his eyes were shining, his face was flushed, and his demeanor was polite, but there was a faint hint of restraint, not the slightest ruffian. Damn, isn't this old liar taking a fancy to this middle-aged beauty and preparing to rejuvenate the second spring of life in the human world? Oh, no, in the first spring, I remember that the old liar was a Taoist priest before he ascended, and he hadn't married a daughter-in-law yet.

"Old gentleman, and these two young heroes, where are you going?" The middle-aged beauty asked again.

The old crook hurriedly said: "We want to climb the mountain, and by the way, a friend is about to look for a car!" ”

I'm dizzy, what's the matter with this old liar, could it be that love came too suddenly? Even our whereabouts have been revealed, do you still have a sense of secrecy? It seems that the family law of the Divine Administration Bureau has to add the article "It is strictly forbidden to forget one's righteousness".

"Bishan has a master," the middle-aged beautiful woman smiled, and the thousands of charms suddenly appeared, I was a little stunned, "The two of us are also in Bishan, there is a car outside the train station, if the old gentleman doesn't dislike it, why don't you be together?" ”

The tall girl heard the middle-aged beauty and the old liar chattering non-stop, and she was annoyed for a long time, and now she actually invited us to go back to Bishan together, and her mouth pouted, "Aunt Qing, these three don't seem to be good people......

Before Aunt Qing could speak, Luo Yongqing jumped up with an arrow, reached out and snatched the handle of the trolley box from the tall girl's hand, and said with a smile: "Beauty, don't be angry, it's easy to get wrinkles, come, I'll help you pull your luggage, you like white rabbits No, I raised one to borrow you to play ......"

The delicate facial features on the face of the tall beauty froze, but she didn't expect Luo Yongqing to be so thick-skinned, and she took the matter of hitchhiking well. However, the tall beauty did not refuse, and snorted from her nostrils, which was considered permission.

I had a laugh in my heart, with Luo Yongqing's countless natal powers, if he was concerned, this tall girl would hate him as long as he was not the first time, and she was determined, and if she opened her mouth a little, she would be taken down by Luo Tiangu sooner or later.

The middle-aged beauty smiled and looked at the old liar, who hurriedly arched his hand, "This is the best, the three of us are bothered, please ask the lady to lead the way!" ”

The middle-aged beauty bowed slightly, moved lightly, turned around and walked outside the train station. The tall girl glanced at Luo Yongqing, Luo Yongqing immediately happily dragged the trolley box, followed the tall girl with a fart, I don't know what means were used, the peak turned around, the tall girl couldn't put it down and stroked the sun jade rabbit, and actually laughed out loud, only let me admire the five bodies to the ground, and shouted in my heart, Hongjun Ancestor is above, Sanqing Patriarch has a spirit, Erlang Zhenjun appeared, and invited Jiuxiao Tianlei to kill this pervert scum!

"Old Xu," I leaned over to ask the old liar, "what's the matter?" Who are these two women? ”

The old liar looked back and saw me stunned, as if he felt that he was in a hurry, and he didn't ask me for the meaning of the director from beginning to end, and quickly explained: "I don't know, but the old one is not a human ......."