[847] Brother Xuan, you can't wake up
"I said Brother Xuan, don't give me fresh food, Brother Dong hasn't woken up yet, and he is still in a vegetative state, and you are like this now. I said that this thing doesn't have buddy righteousness, you see that he hasn't woken up, and you're afraid that he will be lonely, so you go over to accompany him. You don't want to fix this fresh, what is the identity and status of the sixth brother, you also know, if the sixth brother is unhappy, you know the consequences, okay, don't pretend, who to scare with big eyes, say something. "I pushed Qin Xuan" to speak. Don't pretend to be a calf with me here. Speak," I patted Qin Xuan's face lightly, "Dude, don't scare me." Zhao Xiaomeng was hospitalized. Hey, hey. ”
At this time, the phone on Qin Xuan's side rang.
I was stunned for a moment, picked up the phone, and the number was not stored in the phone book, and I didn't know who it was. Hello. ”
There was no sound on the other side of the phone.
"Hello? Hello, are you looking for Qin Xuan? I opened my mouth in confusion: "Hey." Feed. "I, my brother."
I reflected it this time, I said why didn't the other side speak, it was her who made trouble for a long time, I haven't seen Nuan Nuan for a long time, and I haven't heard Nuan Nuan's news, I haven't asked Qin Xuan, it seems that I have forgotten her, knowing that the other side is Nuan Nuan, I am embarrassed to speak.
"Wang Yue?" There was a tone of doubt on the other side.
I shook my head, "Your brother is sleeping, what's wrong." ”
"There's something, you can call him for me."
"You wait." I put the phone next to Qin Xuan's ear, "Your sister's phone, answer the phone." ”
Qin Xuan still stared at the bed with wide eyes and didn't say a word.
"It's still pretending." "Hurry, your sister's phone. Grass your uncle's. "Actually, I really hope that Qin Xuan will speak quickly, but I don't know if this guy is really so exaggerated, staring at him with big eyes, and scaring people.
Seeing that Qin Xuan didn't mean to speak, I put the phone back to my ear again, "He's sleeping, he's too tired, pretending to be a calf, can't get up." ”
"Oh, okay then, either you tell me what to do, and I'll relay it for you."
"No, let him call him when he gets up."
"Why not." At this time, a male voice sounded, "Let him tell your brother that our child is about to be born." Mom asked him to come back. What is there to dare to say. The man's voice was very loud, as if he deliberately wanted me to hear it on the phone, I don't know why, I felt that this man was like a clown jumping off the beam, and it was not worth paying attention to at all. I'm still very cooperative, "Okay, I know, don't worry." I'll tell your brother. ”
"It's not." Nuan Nuan's voice was a little apologetic, "Liu'er." ”
"It's okay, whether it's a son or a daughter. Hehe. It's so fast, your children are almost born. I'm going to be a mother at such a young age. ”
"That's what I thought at the beginning, after getting married, I had children first, and after giving birth to children, I was much more down-to-earth. It should be a daughter. ”
"Daughter. Well, that's good, your children are the best like you, but don't follow your husband, if you follow your husband, look or IQ or something, then you have to let your husband work hard to make money, or pay a dowry of 1.8 million in the future, and you can't marry your daughter. After saying this, I hung up the phone without waiting for Nuan Nuan to speak.
Looking at Qin Xuan on the bed, touching his lower handle, slowly lowering his head, he opened his eyes wide, looking at Qin Xuan, Qin Xuan's eyes were still very wide, I looked at him, he looked at me, I saw myself from his eyes.
The two of us looked at each other for two minutes, and I saw that he was still like this bird, and I simply extended a thumbs up to him, "Pretend to be a bird with me, isn't it, okay, you wait." ”
After saying that, I turned around and walked out of the room, the door was not locked, went downstairs, went out of the Fang Dynasty, and came to a small supermarket very close to us, but the door was already closed.
I stood at the door and slammed the door hard, "Open the door, buy something, boss, hurry up, open the door!" ”
"It's not for sale, it's closed!"
"Open the door!" I continued to slam the door "Hurry up, open the door!!" ”
"Not for sale!" The sound inside is very atmospheric, and I slept! To buy tomorrow! ”
"Hurry up!" I continued to slam on the door, "Saved." Hurry up! I smashed it for ten minutes, and the door was pulled open, and the boss was furious, "Damn, who." Before I could say the rest of the words, I took out a big red fish and slapped it on his mouth, "Don't scold, it's me, I didn't take the quality with me when I went out today, understand." ”
The boss is a middle-aged man in his 40s, very grinning, we have known each other for a long time, and he also saw that it was me, and he didn't scold the street anymore, "It's so late, you don't sleep, others still have to sleep." ”
"After selling my things, go to bed, you know me, if you don't sell me, I'll smash the door from here all night."
"Alright, alright, hurry up and say what you want."
"Boss, come to the box of soft clouds, come to a bottle of chili oil, and come to a bottle of mustard oil. A bottle of soy sauce, a bottle of vinegar. Another bottle of two-pot head. A bottle of mineral water. ”
The boss nodded, yawned, and turned to me impatiently, "Do you have any requirements for the brand?" ”
"No requirement, just can't die."
"Don't worry, these are green and healthy foods, if you don't give people to drink them, it is estimated that people will not die." The boss laughed and joked with me.
"What if I drank it all at once?"
"That's murder." The boss glanced at me and continued to load my things.
"Murder, it's so serious, I've always been because there is only a thin line between a genius and a madman, and now it seems that there is only a thin line between murder and saving a life."
"What do you mean?" The boss looked at me puzzled.
"It's okay, get me another pair of scissors."
The boss was a little confused and gave me everything ready and I paid for it. Carrying a big bag of bottles and jars, I also bought a small packet of laxatives from the side of the 24-hour pharmacy. Just go to the Fang Dynasty.
As soon as I went out, I saw a domineering car speeding in front of me, the speed was quite fast, and I glanced at the license plate, it was Brother Sheng's car, this time, what is he going to do. I felt very sorry for Brother Sheng in my heart, when was this time, he was really not tired, and he didn't think too much, so he wandered back to Qin Xuan's room. Closing the door, Brother Xuan was still in that posture, his eyes were staring.
I walked over to him and put the pile of bottles and cans aside, "Brother Xuan, if you don't talk again, don't blame me." "After that, I opened the mineral water first, this is not for him, it is for my own, I was thirsty, I coo, I drank the whole bottle, yawned, took the scissors, and cut the mineral water bottle from the middle.
After that, I took the side with the bottle cap, "Brother Xuan, don't think I'm buried, I haven't thought you're dirty." Reaching out and pinching Qin Xuan's mouth, he stuffed the mouth of the mineral water bottle into his mouth, and he bit it himself. This cut bottle of mineral water is like a funnel.
"It's really cooperative." I said to myself, "Which one will I give you first?" "Turning around, I unscrewed the chili oil, mustard oil, soy sauce, vinegar behind me. Set aside.
In front of me, it was Qin Xuan, holding a mineral water bottle, still half-dressed, and his eyes were still wide. I rolled up my sleeves. clapped his hands, "Brother Xuan is mighty, Brother Xuan is domineering, Brother Xuan doesn't fart when he shits!" With that, I took the laxative out of my pocket. A small pouch.