After Luo Jun made up the charge, he handed the paper to Yuan Han.

"You want to fish in troubled waters, and your name is not written, you are really there." Yuan Han has long been accustomed to this kind of trick.

It is said that last year, before Yuan Han went to college, he went to his grandmother's house as a guest, and in the countryside, many roofs were tiled.

It is said that Yuan Han and his grandmother's family were eating, drinking and having fun, and suddenly heard a clattering sound on the roof, and grandma immediately reacted, "The primary school student threw stones on the house." ”

As soon as these words came out, the whole family set out, and sure enough, they saw a little male student about ten years old who was black and not slippery like a scud.

Of course, after a marathon, the schoolboy was caught.

The uncle's son is not too old, fifteen or sixteen years old, and he is strong-blooded, and he gave two hammers to the elementary school students, and the family hurriedly persuaded them to stop them.

"Is it the stone you lost?" The uncle's son asked with a tiger face.

The elementary school student is like a chicken being carried, "I accidentally lost it." ”

"What? If you're not careful, the stones you threw on the house before were also accidental. "My uncle's son fried the pot when he heard it, and he didn't even care when he returned it.

The elementary school student was horrified, "It wasn't me who used to do it, it was my classmate who lost it." ”

"Without further ado, what grade are you in, and who is your homeroom teacher?" Who wants to talk nonsense with him, his uncle's son is not a vegetarian, "Whose baby are you?" ”

When the elementary school heard that it was going to meet the teachers and parents, it was not afraid, saying that I was so-and-so, living in such and such a place, studying in a certain grade, and the class teacher was so-and-so.

Grandma is clearly lying when she hears this, the primary school student said that there is no surname in the village at all, and the home address is even more ridiculous, and it is at least more than four miles away from here, not to mention the head teacher, who is obviously a teacher who teaches the first grade.

This elementary school student is too cunning, there is a good saying, Jiang is still old and spicy, grandma is pleasant, "Xiaowa, it's useless for you to coax me, you are so naughty, I will go to your principal." ”

As soon as the elementary school students heard that they were looking for the principal, they also saw a miserable white color on their faces with the background color of the pot, "Don't look for my principal." "It turns out that the elementary school students are afraid of the principal.

Then I burst into tears, where is my child, what is my name, and I won't dare to do it next time.

Grandma was an old man, and when she saw the child crying pitifully, she couldn't bear to pursue it, so she asked her uncle's son to let him go.

As soon as the primary school student escaped from the clutches of the devil, the calf ran as fast as if he was happy, Yuan Han saw that he knew that he was not deceived, so he took out two yuan from his pocket and shouted at the primary school student, "Little friend, little friend," the primary school student was afraid that they would settle accounts after the autumn and run fast, "Your money has fallen." ”

Yuan Han held up the money in his hand and waved at the elementary school students.

Sure enough, money is everything, and the elementary school student is no exception, hearing that the money is his, he hurriedly stopped, turned around and ran back to reach for the money.

Yuan Han was also prepared, holding money in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, and when the primary school student walked up, Yuan Han clicked a close-up of the primary school student.

Yuan Han put the money back in his pocket, took the photo he had just taken, and said, "It's very festive to laugh, what do you say your name is, then we will take this photo tomorrow to find your principal." ”

The elementary school student immediately raised three fingers and swore to the sky, "Don't look for the principal, I promise that I won't do it in the future, and I won't do it again." ”

"Then you should be honest in the future, otherwise, I will not only ask your parents to lose money, but also tell your principal." Yuan Han shook the photo in his phone and threatened.

This kid is honest, and this is the end of his recollection, based on the above experience, of course Yuan Han will not stop there.

"You, be honest, put your handprint on it." Yuan Han threw the paper in his hand into Luo Jun's arms.

Luo Jun was trying to find an excuse not to cover it, so Yuan Han snatched the brush from Luo Jun's hand, grabbed Luo Jun's hand, blacked out his thumb, and then pressed it on the bottom corner of the paper.

This posture is just like Huang Shiren forcing Yang Bailao to sign a deed of sale.

Luo Jun was shocked, this chrysanthemum is really smart, he doesn't want him to sign, as long as he presses the handprint, the name can be faked, but the handprint can't be faked.

However, there was another thing that surprised Luo Jun, that is, Yuan Han grabbed his hand, which he should have avoided, but who knew that that kind of contact actually made Luo Jun's heart throb a little, and he couldn't say what he could say.

Yuan Han is no exception, when he grabbed Luo Jun's hand, he lost his mind for a moment, such a slender and delicate hand, white and flawless, it's a pity, it's a pity, if these hands are given to that kind of polite and gentle reader, how complementary it would be.

Helpless, such a disgusting pig's head has such a pair of hands, I really want to chop off his paws and feed the dog, and the eyes, such curly eyelashes, deep eyes, but with a pig's head face.

"Do you know who I am?" Yuan Han had a ruffian look on his face.

Luo Jun immediately shook his head and said that he didn't know, anyway, he just didn't know, and the less he knew, the better.

Yuan Han glanced at Luo Jun's face that was not too coordinated, "You don't get out yet, you're not from our Yuquan Village, are you?" Yuan Han seemed to think of something, this kind of defeat category is from Yuquan Village, it is embarrassing.

Luo Jun can also be regarded as knowledgeable about current affairs, and repeatedly shook his head to say no.

"Okay, where are you, go back to your village, don't come to our village again, you dare to come again, I will fight again, and your mother won't know you." Fight where you go back and forth, and you will harm people to your village and cause trouble.

Yuan Han seemed to be escorting an exiled prisoner, Luo Jun looked at the way home, turned his head and walked towards another village.

After sending the people to the ground, Yuan Han put his mind at ease and walked back with the basket.

Luo Jun successfully threw a black pot to the neighboring village, and Yuan Han's favorability towards the neighboring village will instantly become zero.

"You planted turnips? So long? Aunt Yuan made up for it and woke up.

Yuan Han walked for a long time and his feet hurt terribly, and he didn't bother to talk back to Aunt Yuan, so he put down the basket and went back to the house to rest.

"Alas, Yuan Han, wash the radish and go back to the house." Aunt Yuan saw that Yuan Han was going back to the house, so she hurriedly arranged trivial work for her.

"Got it, hey, mother, there are people in my house." Yuan Han asked knowingly, there was so much movement in the house, everyone knew that there were people inside.

Aunt Yuan pretended to be stupid, "No, how is it possible?" ”

Yuan Han threw away the basket in his hand, rushed to the house in three or two steps, and looked, good guy, the spring water was digging the ground with a hoe, and the loom was also moved to the side.

"Mother, is my eldest brother going to rearrange the floor for me, it's good, the ground of this house is uneven, and there are rat holes, it's time to repair it, thank you, brother, thank you." Yuan Han didn't care about Aunt Yuan and the embarrassment of the spring, thanked him, and Yuan Han took Aunt Yuan's arm and went to the kitchen.