"Although the Immortal Family can't get on the stage, it's also under the supervision of the 'Elimination of Sins Palace'," the old liar said slowly, "If the realm passage is closed today, our Divine Administration Bureau will be the only representative of the Elimination of Evil Hall in the human realm, and we can't ignore it!" ”

"Even if it's not under the control of our Divine Administration, it's all bullied to Lao Tzu, this matter can't be counted like this, see if Lao Tzu doesn't give him a burning, killing and looting!" Luo Yongqing said domineeringly. I deeply agree, uncles can tolerate aunts and aunts, the fine tradition of the Divine Control Bureau is to protect shortcomings, and secondly, not to hold grudges, if there is a grudge, it will be avenged on the spot and will not be overnight, and remember a yarn!

"However, then again, the Immortal Family's kidnapping of Ao Xiaogui is not just a robbery, right?" The old liar frowned and said, "I kidnapped Ao Xiaogui and released the Sun Jade Rabbit back, so I have to ask for a ransom or something, right?" ”

Sun Yutu thought about it, and suddenly interjected: "Gao Ju, I remembered, when I was leaving, the gang said that I wanted you to take the whip formula in ten days to exchange for Ao Xiaogui......"

"Damn-Tuxing Sun, it's this grandson who is making trouble, they want to beat the mantra of the divine whip," I slammed the table, immediately understood, and turned my head to the sun Jade Rabbit and roared, "You brain-dead rabbit, such an important information has not been said until now, what a big deal to delay!" ”

Sun Jade Rabbit's deflated three-petal mouth was about to cry, "Gao Ju, didn't I just remember it?" Laughing pitifully, the rabbit jumped back all the way from Yuzhou City, more than 400 kilometers, and his legs were thinner——"

"Come less, if it's an ordinary rabbit, forget it, you're a divine beast in the Guanghan Palace, jumping for 400 kilometers is a fart?" I made a gesture to kick the Sun Jade Rabbit, and it was so frightened that it swooped under the bed.

"Yuzhou City? That's the capital of Henan Province," the old liar lowered his head and muttered for a while, "more hills and fewer lakes, hehe, Tuxingsun is so calculating!" ”

"Fuck it, kidnap my brother, Lao Tzu will kill him!" Luo Yongqing shouted, "Clean up the guys, take the train, it'll be there in two hours!" ”

"Don't be in a hurry, don't fight an uncertain battle, ten days, it's still too late, let's plan well," last time in Xianmen, I had enough of the suffering of the imperfect action plan, "Old liar, do you see if you can contact the East China Sea, their baby Dumiao Miao was kidnapped, and the parents always have to do their part, right?" ”

The old liar shook his head, "No, although Ao Xiaogui is said to be the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea, he is also the deputy director of my Divine Control Bureau, and if this kind of thing happens, I have to go to the East China Sea, it will be too bad for my Divine Control Bureau's face, how can I gain a foothold in the Heavenly Realm in the future?" Second, those shrimp soldiers and crabs in the East China Sea can only play rampant in the waters, and in the hilly areas of southern Henan Province, the wind blows and the sun dry, and they are all dry! ”

"There are no ten days left," Sun Jade Rabbit poked out half of his head from under the bed, "I have been jumping on the road for nine days......

In my heart, it is called a galloping horse, riding a horse and whipping, lying in a groove Nyima...... You are a dignified palace beast, and your wife is the master who dares to seduce Tang Sanzang, why are you so cowardly, in Chang'e's arms, you arch in vain? You have been jumping for nine days on a 400-kilometer road, and you are less than 50 kilometers in one day, are you still embarrassed to call yourself a divine beast?

"It's okay now, it's too late to ask for the East China Sea," Luo Yongqing muttered, "Brothers, hurry up, I'll book a ticket!" ”

It was too late to say hello to Lin Hao and them, a few of us rushed out of Hanjiang University with rabbits, and took a car and went straight to the train station, fortunately Hanjiang University did not build a new campus, the campus is in the center of the city, not very far from the train station.

The taxi saw us rushing to the train station, and habitually began to detour, Luo Yongqing patted the driver's shoulder, "Brother, we are locals......"

"Locals? Earlier-" The taxi driver Yile turned around and drove back, and said vigorously, "Fortunately, you said it early, otherwise I would have crossed the bridge on the other side of the Dadong River and come back!" ”

"Then pull a foreigner, don't you want to take a detour to the airport?" I couldn't help but sneer.

"How so?" The taxi driver shook his head, reached out and turned on the radio, FM 108.5 Hanjiang Music Station, pointed to the numbers on the radio display and said, "Look, if it is a foreigner, then I will charge 108.5 yuan!" ”

"Uh...... "I think the ancestors of this taxi driver are probably from the Boxers, and the pit foreigners are quite good.

"Arrived, Hanjiang North Station, just ten yuan!" Taxis stopped in the square of the railway station, the driver quoted the price very politely, recently the Han River is engaged in the construction of a civilized city, taxis are the key inspection objects, one by one is trained to be empty.

"Luo Yongqing, give money, hurry up and keep up!"

I got out of the car with the old liar and walked to the ticket hall, walked out of dozens of meters and didn't see Luo Yongqing come up, looked back, Luo Yongqing was explaining something to the driver while touching his pocket, and when he saw us turn around, he grinned bitterly and shouted: "Second master, I don't have any money on me——"

"What are you doing here?" The taxi driver shouted angrily, "You three big men, with a pet rabbit, are dressed decently, what?" If you want to blackmail my car money, I tell you, I used to be a ...... on the road."

The old liar and I also subconsciously touched our pockets, and when we touched them, we also had bitter melons on our faces, but in fact, we knew that our pockets were cleaner than our faces, and the current economic power of the Divine Administration Bureau was in the hands of those three girls.

"Is it easy for our taxi drivers to get up early and stay up late? You all want to cheat ...... for ten dollars" The taxi driver was still chattering, and he had already directly crushed us morally.

Luo Yongqing really had no tricks, took out half a pack of "Golden Hibiscus" from his pocket, and threw it to the taxi driver, "Brother, this pack of cigarettes sells for 20 yuan a pack, and now there is half a pack, just ten yuan, even if the car is expensive?" ”

The taxi driver had a mouthful of yellow teeth, and at first glance he was also an old smoking gun, he reached out and took the "Golden Hibiscus", opened it, and counted it in his mouth, "One, two, three, four,......, nine, ten, eleven, well, okay, count me at a loss!" ”

"Wait," the old liar reached out and snatched the cigarette case, pulled out a mouthpiece, and then threw it back, "Brother, settle the account, ten yuan for the car, one more!" ”

The taxi driver immediately became messy, watched us leave in amazement, woke up suddenly, raised his middle finger at us, and scolded at his throat: "Fuck-"

Luo Yongqing raised his eyebrows at us proudly, "How about it, Master Dog, I have a way, right?" ”

"How to solve the train ticket?" The old crook ignored him and asked coldly as he walked towards the ticket waiting hall.

Luo Yongqing immediately wilted, the high-speed rail from the Hanjiang River to Yuzhou is half an hour, but the ticket costs 120 yuan, and we get 360 yuan, which is the price of four packs of soft China.

We stood helplessly in the ticket hall, looking at the big screen above our heads in a daze, now the high-speed rail security check ticket is strict, and we can't get in, but we can't always be like the railway guerrillas, "Climb on a fast train, like riding a galloping horse, the station and the railway line are a good battlefield for us to kill the enemy......

Otherwise, the beggar gang also squatted on the ground and pretended to be pitiful, came to the Hanjiang River to meet netizens, accidentally fell into the trap and lost his wallet, and begged everyone to be good and buy a bread for ten yuan? This is also a little too unreliable, the point is a waste of time!

There were thousands of sorrows in his heart, and when he was melancholy, Luo Yongqing suddenly shouted, "Hey, boy, what do you mean?" ”

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