We're still too weak! Usually I don't work hard in cultivation, but now I work hard to cultivate, how can there be such a cheap thing?

Wen Quxing and the old liar glanced at us with hatred, and our faces suddenly turned red, even if it was Luo Yongqing's dog-headed and dog-faced, it was a little unbearable, and the "fragment" phenomenon that often appeared in the meetings of the Divine Control Bureau lived up to expectations, and everyone was silent together.

"What the hell is going on? Everyone's talking! Ao Xiaogui finally couldn't hold it back, and shouted loudly, "Isn't it better to wash Lin Hao and send it to Wu Gang to warm the bed?" And then our Divine Administration Bureau and the Xianmen formed a family? ”

Lin Hao exploded this time, pinched a fireball trick and threw it at Ao Xiaogui, I copied my hand, the crystal arm stretched out several meters to grab the fireball in the air, held it in the palm of my hand, looked at Lin Hao's pretty face that was about to cry and said: "Don't worry, think about it again, there is always a way, it's a big deal, let's find a place to hide, practice for three or five years and then come back to take revenge!" ”

That being said, everyone knows that this is nonsense, and when we practice for three or five years, this group of reincarnated immortals will not know what the scourge of the world will become! Besides, we are practicing, and this group of reincarnated immortals is also practicing, and the tide is rising, and we still can't beat it when the time comes!

Luo Yongqing became angry for a while, gritted his teeth and said: "Damn, it's just that Lao Tzu is too big, otherwise he will disguise himself as Teacher Lin and go to the cave room, and directly punish that kid to the palace!" ”

The old liar's eyes lit up, he patted Luo Yongqing's shoulder, and laughed loudly: "Okay, you Luo Tiangu, good idea, good idea!" ”

Luo Yongqing was a little dazed, looking at the old liar who was entertaining himself there, he didn't understand what was going on for a while, and a few of us were also a little dizzy.

"Xu Zhenren, what did I have the idea just now?" Luo Yongqing asked weakly, "I didn't say anything?" ”

"Huh?" The old liar was overjoyed, "Cave house! ”

“……”

The old liar didn't care about the contempt and doubts in our eyes, and still said to himself with his eyebrows fluttering: "You say, when did Wu Gang have the weakest sense of defense? It's definitely the night of candles in the cave room! We chose to spend candle night in the cave room and collected Wu Gang with a beginningless jar! ”

"Xu Zhenren, this can't be done, it won't work!" Ao Xiaogui also seriously argued with the old liar, "The Beginningless Jar can only be driven by the close body of the divine sense, Lin Hao can't do it, if you go to the cave room and get cooked rice made by Wu Gang, it will be a big loss!" ”

"Who said let Lin Hao go to the cave room?" The old liar pointed at Luo Yongqing, "Didn't he just say that he went to the cave room in disguise and pretending to be Lin Hao?" ”

We are collectively speechless, this old liar is too unreliable, let Luo Yongqing go to the cave room instead of Lin Hao, that Wu Gang's multiple tastes can accept a girl like Luo Yongqing! The man looks like Luo Yongqing, and he can barely be a tiger's back, if the girl looks like this, it can only be said that she looks thrilling.

"Uh......" Luo Yongqing shuddered, "Xu Zhenren, you're not kidding, are you?" ”

"The dog master has no sense!" Ao Xiaogui sang the opposite tune again.

I suddenly felt bad, and then I saw the old liar like the emperor flipping a card, and finally clicked on me, "Hehe, **, you are the only one in our group who has divine sense, it's you!" ”

"Phew, you old liar, what's your bad idea?" I was about to lose my teeth, "Even if I start losing weight immediately, it's too late to take a plane to the country of sticks for plastic surgery!" ”

The old liar smiled and turned his head to look at Wen Quxing.

Wen Quxing nodded, smiled heartily, and said, "I think, Lao Xu can do this!" ”

Before we could come to our senses, Wen Quxing took out a colorful brush from his arms, and the tip of the pen was made of what kind of hair, and it was still faintly surrounded.

"Ao Xiaogui, come to some South China Sea Ganlin clean water!" Wenqu Xing shouted.

Ao Xiaogui hurriedly took a white jade inkstone and poured the South China Sea Ganlin Purification Water into it, Wen Quxing thought about it, and then took out a jade bottle from his arms, and poured two drops of the liquid beads of Yun Steaming Xia Wei into it.

"Five Elements Essence!" The old liar almost swallowed his tongue, "Old Xu, you're so fucking uninteresting, you still have two drops of Five Elements Essence in your god bottle!" A few of us were about to be killed by thunder, and you didn't even take it out to save your lives, it's too unrighteous! ”

Wen Quxing glared, "Is my old Xu that kind of person?" You don't want to know what time it is. It's the early morning of the first day of the eighth month, and the heavenly realm has just paid the salary, you look at your immortal urn bottle, there should be one too. Lao Tzu's two drops of Yulu this month have all smashed here, are you still calling a fart? You sue you, this account is recorded on the head of your Divine Administration Bureau with interest, damn, with Bi Xijue in hand, you will not be able to use up the essence of the five elements in the future! ”

"Okay, okay, I'm wrong to blame you," the old liar smiled wryly: "My immortal urn will not be restored until I return to the heavenly realm, so there is no money in the immortal urn bottle, these two drops of the Five Elements Essence, I will express my position on behalf of Director Gao, even if it is borrowed from you by our Divine Management Bureau, it will be repaid when the time comes!" ”

"There is still interest...... Wen Quxing did not forget to add a sentence, put the brush into the jade inkstone and dipped it, glanced at Lin Hao again, threw the pen in the air, and scattered the beads of the essence of the five elements in the air.

Wenqu Xingyun's pen is like flying, and with the help of the liquid beads scattered in the air, he began to sketch and paint, smear, but with a stick of incense, there is actually a portrait of a beautiful woman floating in this void.

"Lin Hao?" I took a closer look, this portrait is actually vivid, it is a ** hazy life-size photo, but it is more spiritual than the photo, Lin Hao's lips in the painting are slightly upturned, the corners of his eyes are smiling, and his ice muscles and jade skin are just about to come out.

This realistic Cheng dù, even Lin Hao himself was stunned, circled around the ethereal portrait, sighed and said: "More beautiful than myself, I'm jealous to death!" ”

"Go!" Wen Quxing snorted lightly, waved his pen, and blew lightly, and the portrait actually flew straight towards me, silently submerging into my body.

"What do you mean?" I couldn't help but be horrified, and asked in a broken voice, "Why is it gone?" ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words came out, I was stunned, and my voice suddenly became a female voice, and ...... And as soon as you hear it, you know that it's Lin Hao's voice!

I quickly touched my face, the fingers were soft and smooth, with a goose egg face, a towering nose, willow eyebrows and almond eyes, obviously a girl's face! Looking down again, under the plump breasts and bee waist, two curvy** big white legs wearing short skirts and high heels immediately jumped into my eyes, and I almost passed out directly with blood and blood.

"Cow, really good-" Luo Yongqing jumped up all of a sudden, and came forward to look at me, "It's exactly the same as Teacher Lin, this is countless times stronger than Madame Tussauds!" ”

Lin Hao was also a little stupid, he actually stepped forward and touched my face, and muttered: "Really, exactly like me, no, prettier than me, I don't even know which one is the real me!" ”

After touching my face, Lin Hao, a little pepper who lacks morality, actually touched my towering breasts, and laughed narrowly: "Even this is true, I thought it was made of cotton!" ”

I was shocked, and quickly clamped my legs, and sure enough, my life......

"Teacher Xu, can this be changed back?" I'm already crying, "My dad is still looking forward to holding his twin grandchildren!" ”

"It doesn't matter if you can't come back," Luo Yongqing smiled obscenely, stretched out a finger to lift my chin, and said cheaply: "Girl, come, give the master a smile, and I will follow the master in the future, make sure you eat and drink spicy food!" ”

"Get out of here!" Lin Hao slapped Luo Yongqing's hand open, think about it, the two of us look exactly the same now, flirting with me is not the same as molesting her?