The two of us were confused, on the flagpole in the middle of the elementary school playground, a broken school flag suddenly fluttered slightly in the night, and a sense of foreboding suddenly flashed in my heart, and I pulled Lin Hazy off the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, and held a plane tree as thick as a sea bowl next to me with my right hand, and looked vigilantly in the direction where the wind was blowing.

Lin Hao was dragged off the motorcycle by me, she was wearing a tight black leather skirt, her snow-white thighs grinded on the huge fuel tank of the motorcycle with a fleshy sound, it was estimated that it hurt, and she was about to be mad at me, when she suddenly closed her mouth and looked straight ahead with her eyes.

The wind is getting stronger and stronger, and the school flag on the flagpole has been blown and hunted, I looked at Lin Hazy's straight gaze, and I couldn't help but be dumbfounded, I couldn't close my mouth when I opened my mouth wide, and the wind blew me a mouthful of sand, so I had to keep spitting.

Nearly 100 meters away from us, a tornado about ten meters high swirled, faintly like a funnel-shaped black monster under the starlight, standing at the top, to be precise, there was a person floating, Feng Sanniang!

"Hanging Weiya?" Lin Hao still had the spirit of entertainment at this time, and he was talking to himself stupidly, his hair that had been coiled up was blown away by the wind, and he swayed wildly in the wind like a Chinese ghost story.

"Hold me tight!" I'm almost happy with Lin Hao, when is it, can't I concentrate on saving my life?

Lin Hao realized this moment, his face was slightly red from the wind, and he quickly nailed his high heels to the ground, and hugged my waist with both hands, so that he stabilized his figure.

Originally, I was going to reprimand Feng Sanniang with a majestic momentum: "Feng Sanniang, you reincarnated in the lower realm without permission, can you be guilty?" I punish you on behalf of the heavenly realm! As a result, he was immediately frightened by this gust of wind, and he had no momentum at all.

The sycamore tree was blown to the crown of the tree to almost ninety degrees, my original plump and round bun face has been blown into a pancake face, desperately holding the sycamore tree, my right hand turned into a cauldron lid to protect me and Lin Hao, both eyes were almost open, looking at Feng Sanniang from the gap in the eyes, and shouted: "Feng Sanniang, we are our own people!" Everyone is a fairy, why be in a hurry! ”

Considering that Feng Sanniang has not been in the world for a long time, and she is mixed in the underworld, and her cultural level is not very good, this "why is it too anxious" may not understand, I pointed at Lin Hao again, and shouted loudly: "Why do women suffer to make it difficult for women, immortals don't kill each other!" ”

My faint voice was immediately annihilated in the strong wind, but Lin Hao heard it clearly behind me, and shouted loudly in confusion: "**, what own people?" What immortals? What do you mean? ”

How can I have time to talk nonsense with her now? Although there was a crystal pot lid standing in front of my body, I was about to be blown out of water and dried into bacon strips, and thousands of grass and mud horses were asking in my heart: "What should I do?" What to do? ”

Feng Sanniang floated on the tornado whirlwind, had slowly approached, raised her orchid finger and smiled, and said to the two of us condescendingly: "As soon as we met that day, the Lun family knew that you also came down from above, and the Lun family came to walk this time, but it has spent thousands of years to save the private house, nearly a thousand bottles of Five Elements Essence, which is not enough in the world, how can you make a few of you little enemies bad things?" ”

I am naturally clear about this passage, and I am about to show my heart, I want to go to the side of the wind Sanniang Avenue towards the sky, first save my life and go back and then discuss with the old liar in the long run, this errand of apprentices is not easy to do...... Lin Hao was blown by the wind and was dazed, and when he saw Feng Sanniang's appearance, he took a sip and scolded loudly: "You sissy, dead ladyboy, learn to star Hang Weiya to blow the fan, right?" You are your aunt and grandmother, I have never seen the world? When you cut people on the street, you still stay behind, and your aunt and grandmother are afraid that you won't be able to? Do you understand the rules of the rivers and lakes? ”

As soon as I heard it, my heart was cold, finished, aunt, you are really big-chested and brainless, and your IQ is inversely proportional to your hips! Think about it, do electric fans have such strong wind power? Can an electric fan fan fan blow out a whirlwind? You still scolded him for being a "sissy, a dead ladyboy", don't hit people in the face, why are you exposing other people's scars? Finish, I'm going to be reimbursed here today for my apprenticeship immortals!

When Feng Sanniang heard Lin Hao's words, her face sank, and she said sharply: "Originally, I couldn't think of abolishing your five senses, and I couldn't reveal my identity, but now it seems that I can't even keep my mouth alive!" ”

Feng Sanniang's arms were opened, and there were words in her mouth, and the air flow next to the tornado whirlwind suddenly agitated, faintly forming dozens of huge wind blades, about several meters high, extremely condensed. Feng Sanniang smiled, waved her arms forward, and several wind blades flew towards me and Lin Hao.

Although Lin Hao said that she was spicy and bold on weekdays, but where had she seen this kind of fairy method (I haven't seen it either), she was immediately dumbfounded, I guess a shadow has formed in her mind, and she will never think about blowing the electric fan happily in the future, and she is probably afraid of even the hair dryer.

I also have a tingling scalp, this Feng Sanniang is really vicious, this is obviously not giving me a way to live, if this wind blade all falls on me, I guess it will be split into blinds directly! Doesn't it mean that the gods are all enlightened people, and they all have a compassionate heart? This Feng Sanniang was a dry butcher before becoming an immortal?

I suddenly remembered that before leaving, the old liar mysteriously stuffed me with a note, and told me not to open it until I had to.

I quickly pulled out the note in the wind, holding the sycamore tree in one hand and unpacking the note with the other. One hand was too inconvenient, and before I could open it, the note was blown away by the wind.

The air flow was agitated, as if it was split by these dozens of wind blades, the wind was even stronger, my body had been blown perpendicular to the plane tree, floating in the air, Lin Hao hugged my legs, and I floated in the air like a human chain, it turned out that there were seven inches of high heels nailed to the ground, and I don't know where it was blown to.

The wind blade came in an instant, only a few meters away from us in the blink of an eye, there was a cracking sound of "pop", the trunk of the plane tree had been blown off by the wind, I was so frightened that my hand was loosened, and even I was swept away by the wind with Lin Haze, but because of the blessing of misfortune, I also avoided the first few wind blades.

With a few "snorts", I flipped around in the wind, but I could clearly see that the lower part of the sycamore tree was shattered by the first few wind blades, and the wood dregs were scattered and swept into the air, with a fishy smell of wood juice.

Feng Sanniang's palm turned over, and the wind blade behind him actually turned a corner, chasing us and splitting, and a branch smashed on my nose, which is called a sour!

"Nima, remote control?" I snorted, waving my hand to block the flying leaves while looking for Lin Hazy in the wind!

"Ahh

I stretched out my right arm and turned into a crystal thread to tie her legs, pulled her back to my side with a hard pull, my left hand tightly wrapped around her waist, and my right hand turned into a shield around the two of us.

With a "boom", Lin Hao and I combined were about nearly three hundred catties (no laughing, what if I accounted for two-thirds?) The actor has reached such a dangerous time, and you still care about such a naïve and inconsequential issue! In addition, the wind pushed us hard against the wall, and even people with potential (physics is not good and do not understand the concept of "potential", please refer to the middle school physics textbook or Chapter 16 of this book for the explanation of kinetic energy) probably has a thousand catties of power, directly knocking out a big hole in the abandoned wall of the eastern suburbs primary school.

Outside the wall is a lake that is said to lead to the Han River, and when I was floating on the plane tree just now, I had already used my divine sense to probe through the wall, and if I jumped into the water, the wind blade would be greatly weakened.

I jumped out of the hole in the wall with Lin Hao, who was already scared and half stupid, and jumped into the lake, when I heard the sound of countless wind blades smashing against the wall, and the wall fell down.

In the dust, before falling into the river, a torn note flew in front of me, and I finally saw the "clever plan" that the old liar had written to me, with only a few scribbled chicken feet: "If you can't win, run!" ”

Old liar, you wait for me, and when I come back, I promise that I won't kill you!