"Oh, you still have such a little friend, then your childhood was a little happy. ”

Ling Mo's heart moved, but he didn't show the slightest hint on his face, he just made a look of interest and asked:

"Is your little friend a frog too? Seeing that you trust it so much, do you have a good relationship?"

"My little friend isn't a frog, he's a lizard dragon,"

Yoshi replied:

"More precisely, it's a crocodile genus of dragons, it looks like a crocodile, but it's not a crocodile, it's barely a ...... Dragon crocodile, listen to it, its grandfather is a dragon. ”

"Your childhood friend is actually a crocodile?"

Hearing this, Ling Mo became even more interested:

"What's going on?"

"There's nothing strange about that, is it? Oh, I see! Maybe you don't care about such a trivial matter, master, do you?

Have you forgotten that the Clam Mountains have been occupied by Deathwing Nesario for a few years ago, and have even been renamed the Dragonsong Mountains, and it is because you killed Nesario that we frog people were able to recover the lost ground. ”

Yoshi said in a tone of course:

"In a place where a big lizard like the dragon clan is the leader, there are all kinds of lizards everywhere, isn't it surprising? Because the dragon clan is not very disciplined in terms of private life, or to put it simply, it is very chaotic, and a large number of lizards of the genus "dragon species" are born although they have intelligence, but it is difficult to become a climate, and they have the ability to form a group, so it is a very normal choice to live together with us native species. ”

"Speaking of which, there is one thing I've always been curious about, but unfortunately I forgot to ask before killing Nesario. ”

Ling Mo asked very seriously:

"Most dragons have a more chaotic personality, and in terms of private life, it is probably the level of "I can't give birth to me, I can't give birth to me, and I can't do it", and the companion is everything from pigs to turtles, from birds to fish.

So how do they overcome the huge difference in aesthetics?

There is aesthetic isolation between normal species, and even most creatures are face blind to another creature, and they can't distinguish between beauty and ugliness.

Yoshi was stunned for a moment, then smiled:

"Master, you're really asking the right person, if you ask an ordinary frog, it really can't answer.

I happened to be at my little friend's house, and I saw his great-grandfather's notes, which contained a few sentences about this.

I almost forgot the original sentence above, but I still remember the general meaning very clearly:

The aesthetics of the dragon clan are actually with it...... The aesthetic of the race they interact with changes! They have a strong ability to "empathize" and "empathize".

Specifically, it is a dragon and a human ...... When interacting, it will have a human aesthetic and look for a beautiful woman in the human aesthetic sense, if a dragon has sex with a pig...... When interacting, it will have the aesthetics of a pig, and it will look for a beautiful pig in the eyes of a pig, which is probably what it looks like. ”

"Understood. ”

Ling Mo patted his leg depressedly:

"I should have thought of it...... Isn't it just like my former perverted druid teammate?!That guy is a typical form that has the aesthetics of the corresponding species, so he can do it...... Dating people are all over the Warcraft Rainforest!"

“......”

Yoshi wiped a cold sweat, it hid its chrysanthemum with concern, and asked tremblingly:

"Master, your ...... That teammate, where is he now? You must cherish me...... Cherish your means of transportation, and don't lend me to him to ride!"

"How? That guy is dead, from a virulent AIDS in the Monster Rainforest. ”

Ling Mo waved his hand with a smile:

"Let's talk about your little friend, what kind of person is he...... No, what kind of crocodile?"

"He's—he's a great crocodile!"

When talking about this little friend of his, Yoshi's eyes had a very obvious look:

"When I was a child, we often shared food with each other, you eat one bite of me, I eat one bite of yours, it's very fun, and there are several flavors to taste.

I remember one time I picked up a human bubblegum and broke it in half. I hadn't eaten it before, so I thought it was just ordinary candy, so I swallowed it without a few chews.

Later, when I found out that it was bubble gum, I cried at the time, because I had heard it on the TV in the factory area, and bubble gum would die if swallowed. My little friend looked at me, pursed his lips, and swallowed half of his bubblegum in one breath, saying that if he wanted to die, he would die with me.

The two of us sat on a small bench in the yard and waited to die, I don't know how long it took, but my friend said that he was sleepy and wanted to sleep. I thought he was dying, so I slapped it a few big mouths and told him that it couldn't sleep, and that it wouldn't wake up when it did. Later, I was also sleepy, so we just pumped each other's mouths in the yard......

Later, my dad came back from work, and when he saw the two of us pumping each other, he thought that we were fighting because of some conflict, so he hurriedly separated the two of us, and after asking clearly, my dad laughed, and only told me the truth after laughing enough......"

When Yoshi said these things, he was obviously very excited, and he was dancing a little, which showed that he was very proud of his little friend. Ling Mo smiled and applauded, and asked noncommittally:

"I understand the friendship between the two of you.

What I want to know is, did you two have any conflicts, and how did you deal with them after you had conflicts?"

"No, we have never had any conflicts, at least I can remember the current contradictions, not once. ”

Yoshi first said very confidently, then hesitated for a moment, and slowly recalled:

"No, it seems like there was another time......

It was just after graduating from elementary school...... Master, you don't have to be so surprised, not only do you humans engage in education, but our frog clan can build such a large power plant, and naturally there is education and school.

I was walking on the road with a few children who were leading the family, and I saw my little friend's father pulling a bottom cart from a distance (I haven't seen the imagination "Camel Xiangzi"), and the car was full of apples and watermelons, which should be pulled to the city to sell, right? I saw my little friend lying in the middle of the watermelon pile, with a big hat on his head, so I shouted from afar if he wanted to play together.

I didn't expect him to fall asleep, I shouted several times and didn't respond, so I ran to the side of the bottom car, lifted its hat and tried to wake him up, but I didn't expect it to wake up as soon as I took the hat away, and glared at me fiercely!

I didn't expect it to wake up so badly, because I woke it up, and it ignored me for two days, and it didn't talk to me again until Monday when school went to school and came to my house for lunch at noon. However, after knowing that it was angry when it got up, I paid attention and didn't scare it when it was sleeping.

Master, is this a contradiction?"

Ling Mo nodded again, signaling that he understood, and instead of answering Yoshi's question, he asked again:

"What about the others? In addition to this little friend, do you have any frogs with whom you have a good relationship with the frog clan?"

Yoshi thought hard and shook his head:

"No more, master.

That one...... It's not that I'm boasting, when I was a child, I belonged to the kind of ordinary frog clan that was so ordinary that it was not inconspicuous, without any special skills or talents. When I went to school, I would watch the cool performances of the big guys in the school, and I felt very uncomfortable, and sometimes I suspected that Io had created me, and it was actually a ...... to make up the numbers."

"Well, I kind of understand what you're like in the clan,"

Ling Mo pondered for a moment, then asked:

"That...... It's useless to count on you, but what about your father? Did he die before he died? Especially the people who helped him, or helped your family?"

"Nope.

Dad is a technical frog in the power plant, his usual social circle is very limited, and his own needs are relatively low, rarely ask for help, need help from others, usually he takes out his own salary, and helps others most of the time......"

Answering simply, by this time, Yao Xi was dull and understood what Ling Mo meant, he hesitated for a moment and asked:

"Master, listen to what you mean, do you want me not to call my little friend?"

"If your descriptions are true, I seriously advise you, don't call you this crocodile friend, you go in quietly, or find a random neighbor or something, and help you introduce it, and that's about it. At least it's much more reliable than the little friend you are looking for. ”

"This ......"

Yoshi was stunned: "Master, why?"

"Your frog clan has entered a civilized society for too few days, and your experience in this area is still very shallow,"

Ling Mo explained:

"From our human point of view, when you are in trouble, it is much more reliable to find people who have helped you than to find people who have been helped by you.

According to our human research, if a person has helped you before, then the success rate of you going to him again for help is much higher than the normal success rate, and if you have helped a person before, the success rate of trying to seek help from that person when you are in trouble is much lower than the normal success rate.

Sociologists in human beings have also named this phenomenon the "Franklin effect", a truth that has been proven countless times and has stood for hundreds of years. ”

Yoshi tossed a few times in its simple brain, and finally understood what Ling Mo meant, and it laughed:

"I understand what the master means, but that's the social habit of you humans!

You humans have been forming a society for too long, and people's hearts are too complicated and cunning, and everything in our frog clan is hastily created, and the frog hearts are still very simple, and there will be no such phenomenon as you humans!

I don't know my own little friend, I believe in it, and it won't do the kind of ungrateful behavior that you think, master!"

After laughing and speaking, Yaoxi didn't wait for Ling Mo to answer, he closed his mouth directly, and his cheeks swelled outward, not only his face and chin, but even his belly bulged a lot!

Seeing that Yaoxi had already made a decision, Ling Mo didn't persuade him more, but just sighed:

"Does this have anything to do with the degree of civilization? As long as they are intelligent beings, their inferior nature is the same......

Before he could finish his words, a strange low roar came from the distance, outside the huge power plant, which echoed Yoshi's cooing, and then the two of them closed together. It didn't take long for a cloud of smoke and dust to rise on the distant horizon and go straight to the direction of Yaoxi from the factory!

With Ling Mo's strength, it can naturally be seen very clearly that what is rushing here is a huge crocodile! Its body is not much different from that of an ordinary crocodile, but it does not run on the ground like an ordinary crocodile, but walks upright on its two hind legs like a Tyrannosaurus rex! It's a pity that this crocodile does not have the long and well-developed hind legs of the Tyrannosaurus rex, only two small short legs that are tightly inverted.

The funniest thing is that the long tail behind this crocodile is an excellent weapon for maintaining balance when lying on its stomach, but when it stands up like this, it is like a bench with the longest third leg, which is very obstructive. This directly caused the crocodile to run and sway from side to side, and the billowing smoke and dust were brought up by its big tail scraping the ground.

Yoshi didn't express any surprise at the shape of his little friend, he jumped up and happily greeted the crocodile, and the two hugged each other tightly, and Yoshi slapped each other's shoulders vigorously and laughed:

"Oh, Pace, my good brother!

The last time I saw a leather bag in the human world, I thought it was you!

You're still alive!great!"

The dragon crocodile known as Pace also laughed and exclaimed:

"My good brother, I have never left your frog town, how can I be made into a leather bag? It's your former crush on the same table, remember? called Xiao Meimei's dragon cow, she was deceived by humans, the horn on her head was used as a horn, and she was disemboweled, and she took the gall of the cow to make a bezoar!"

Yoshi's face darkened, he didn't expect Pace to bring him such bad news as soon as he opened his mouth, he shook his head, trying to shake the sad emotions out of his mind, and wanted to introduce Ling Mo, but when he turned around, he found that no one could be found (because Ling Mo had turned on the "aura mask" and hid it by its side). Realizing that his new master didn't want others to know that he was coming, Yoshi didn't mention this stubble, but looked straight and said to Pace with a little anxiety:

"Good brother, I have a very important favor now, I want you to help, look at your current dress, you should be working in the ore crushing area, right? Can you bring me into the factory, I want to go to the chairman's office and meet the elder!"

"You know, I don't have anything but stupid strength, what else can I do but smash obsidian......"

At this time, Pace was wearing overalls, holding a big hammer in his hand, his feet and clothes were still black, and his face was also a little underdog, hearing Yoshi's words, it replied embarrassedly, and subconsciously covered the black ash on its body. Soon it realized that this was meaningless, so it resumed its standing posture and asked Yoshi with some confusion:

"You still use me to take you when you enter the factory? Our father used to be an old man in the factory, you don't need any identity certificate, you can enter the main office building by brushing your face!"

Huh, Pace doesn't know yet?

Yoshi was stunned for a moment, wanting to explain the cause and effect, but suddenly felt that it was not necessary, knowing too much was not a good thing for Pace. It laughed out loud and said in disguise:

"I'm not accompanying Mario as an expatriate, I haven't been back to the clan for many years! I'm a little afraid that the rules in the factory have changed, and if the guards block it at the door, how embarrassing it will be!"

"You're right......

Pace touched his long chin, bared a mouthful of fangs and smiled:

"Then let's go in together! If the doorman asks, I am my relative, come to the dormitory and wait for me to play together after work!"

"That's it!"

Yoshi was overjoyed, and then walked to the factory with Pace, along the way, when passing by the periphery of the factory, many frogmen and lizards saw Yoshi, but they didn't have any special reaction, they still did their own things and went their own way, which made Yoshi's heart settle: It seems that his own business has not yet spread in the clan!

When he was about to reach the gate of the power plant, Pace suddenly reached out and grabbed Yoshi's forearm, leaned a little closer to it, and whispered to Yoshi:

"Let's get closer and be closer!"

Yoshi didn't doubt him, and let Pace pull him into the gate of the power plant, and the doorman only looked it up and down without any superfluous expression. After walking another hundred and ten meters, when he arrived at a small square in the factory area, Yoshi said in a low voice:

"Good brother, thank you!

Let's stop here, you turn right and go back to work first, I'll go to the main building to find the Great Elder! When I'm done with my business, I'll go to your place and catch up with you!"

After Yoshi finished speaking, he wanted to walk towards the main building, but he couldn't move after taking two steps forward, and he found that at some point, Pace's claws were clamped around his forearm, and the tighter and tighter they were, like a hundred-ton hydraulic tong!

Yoshi's heart sank suddenly! Yoshi turned back with the last hope, only to see that Pace's expression had become extremely distorted, and behind it, a large group of uniformed and armed guards suddenly appeared, and it had completely surrounded it!

A sir-like guard stepped forward, took a money bag from his bosom, threw it to a smiling Pace, motioned for it to stand down, and then raised his cannon, pointed it at Yoshi, and yelled:

"Spread out your four paws and squat down with your head in your hands!

Mr. Yoshi, I now announce that you will be arrested for treason!

You have the right to remain silent! If you don't remain silent, then everything you say can be used as evidence in court!"