Chapter 501: Teach Lao Maozi a lesson

While buying fake cigarettes. But the two of them didn't care, they just held it in their mouths and walked around in the park.

There is a river in the park, which has already thawed by this time, and the river is flowing, stirring up stubborn rocks and making a loud noise.

A lot of holly is also planted next to it, so that the park does not look desolate. The tall poplar trees, devoid of leaves and green, dancing with bare branches, only added a bit of sadness.

The two walked like this, casually talking nonsense.

"Hey, do you have any fish in the river here?" Han Yu asked with a smile.

"There's a hairy fish!" Zheng Yuanhao pouted: "However, if we go down for a winter swim, we may be able to catch a mermaid!" ”

"Hehe, then you go back, my sister-in-law will definitely have to let you kneel on the kitchen knife!" Han Yu teased. From their conversation, Han Yu already knew that he had a very gentle wife and a son.

The two walked while talking, only to see the place where the holly could not be covered by the side, a few little old men were holding small Mazha, with a kettle next to them, and Fuxi gossip was painted on the cloth under their feet, as if they were a group of fortune-telling little old men.

Han Yu smiled, fortune tellers here are the same as killers and prostitutes. Killers are born out of the need for profit, and violent solution to the problem is always the most direct, the fastest, and the most trouble-free. Prostitutes are derived from people's physiological needs, and some people need to vent before some people can make money with their bodies.

Fortune telling, on the other hand, stems from people's fear of the unknown. They need a kind of spiritual comfort, they need to know the so-called good fortune and avoid evil. From the ups and downs of a country in ancient times, to going to war, to getting married and having children among the people, no matter how big or small, there will be people who will count a hexagram.

It can be said that these three trades have been in place since the beginning of human society, and it seems that they will continue like that.

Most of the fortune-telling old men wore sunglasses on the bridge of their noses. I don't know if they heard the footsteps or if they weren't blind at all, they saw it directly.

In short, when Han Yu and Zheng Yuanhao came over, they greeted one after another.

"Oh, two gentlemen, count the hexagrams! Look at your career line, lifeline, love line, you are not allowed to do without money...... "This is more realistic, and it also belongs to the kind of people who spend small money.

"Eliminate disasters and solve problems, solve word marriage, Fuxi authenticity, thousand-year-old inheritance, everything in heaven and earth knows everything, and all the blessings and disasters of life are known, Mr. count a hexagram!" It's quite a good place to blow, and as soon as you pass, you'll be able to fool you into taking out all the money you're on and saying thank you to him.

"The two worlds of yin and yang shuttle freely, and the gossip of Qiankun is clear about life and death, come, I will calculate for you five hundred years before and after......" This is probably the kind of master who if you give him a small pond, he will dare to train you as an aircraft carrier.

Zheng Yuanhao said disdainfully: "Cut, I think you are good luck and bad luck and nonsense, and you are all good at cheating!" A bunch of old gods! ”

Han Yu smiled, his gaze only paused from an old fortune teller in green cloth clothes in the middle.

The reason why it caught his attention was that the old gentleman here seemed very calm, and did not shout like the others.

He tilted his head slightly, leaning against a tree, breathing slowly and long, no matter how he looked at it, he could see that no matter how the wind blew, it was better than a leisurely stroll!

Han Yu couldn't help but look at it twice, but when he saw it here, he almost went up to give him two kicks.

The old fellow here is leaning against a tree and is asleep.

The hara on the side of the mouth is flowing out, the glasses are crooked, and the mouth is still snoring!

Shaking his head with a wry smile, he and Zheng Yuanhao wanted to continue walking. But after a while, he stopped again.

Because they saw a few people approaching them, the first two tall horses, on such a cold day, actually shaved two bald heads, wearing only a single coat, revealing the thick black hair on their chests! Along the way, if there are people, they are all pushed aside.

It's called a park, but it's not walled! People often come to play, although there are not many people who come out to play at this time, but those who take pictures, fortune tellers, and sell sugar gourds have already appeared, they occupy various strategic places, and bother for their livelihood!

It's rare to have such an arrogant master! These two bald heads, who speak fluent Russian, are obviously two ** sons.

A middle-aged man who sold sugar gourds saw that they were like the city management, and wherever they went, they were jumping everywhere, and he was busy pushing a bicycle towards Han Yu and them and running away.

But after all, he was pushing the car, so he ran to Han Yu and the others approaching, and was caught up by the other party.

"Get out, get out!" The two **s in the back spoke stiff Russian, couldn't help but speak, grabbed his car, waved one arm, and suddenly the honest middle-aged man and the car staggered out.

Even before flying out, the ** had a chance to pull up the two sugar gourds on it!

Seeing that the car and the middle-aged man were about to stagger and fall to the ground, at this moment, a big hand slammed down the handlebars. The car immediately stopped.

The middle-aged man who was stumbling into the river was also pressed by a pair of big hands on his shoulders.

It was Han Yu who stopped the car, but it was Zheng Yuanhao who saved people.

The two of them didn't discuss anything, but the moment they made the move, they already had a tacit understanding.

Han Yu's eyes were cold, and he scolded coldly in standard Russian: "Are you prehistoric humans here who have not evolved all the arrogance and arrogance here?" ”

The two bald heads were eating it with a sugar gourd in their mouths, and they couldn't help but be stunned when they heard the words. One of them happened to be stuck in the throat by the sugar gourd, and he couldn't get up or down, and his eyes were choked! The other hurriedly patted them on the back, and the man behind them stopped early and looked in.

Zheng Yuanhao was also stunned for a moment, and the anger in his stomach disappeared. He turned his head and glanced at Han Yu in surprise: "You can still speak bird language?" ”

Han Yu sweated a little, in fact, he knew several languages. Because sometimes, the tasks they perform, in addition to fighting, fighting, also listen or something. Their task requires them to have a changeable identity, and language is obviously the best cover for identity.

"Then you translate it for me!" Zheng Yuanhao pointed his hand and scolded the two **s***s: "Grandson, you can see clearly when you open those donkey eyes, where the fuck are you?" It's not a Daqing Kingdom! The little cub is still fucking rampant on the master's turf? Apologize, otherwise I would have to pull out the tendons of the two grandsons today! ”

After speaking, he said to Han Yu again: "You translate for them!" ”

Han Yu opened his mouth, his Russian level was okay, but he really couldn't figure it out with this difficulty!

The ** who has coughed up the sugar ball is already crazy, as a Russian skinhead, when has he ever been pointed at and scolded?

What's more, he almost choked himself to death by a sugar ball, he straightened up, wiped the corners of his mouth, and rushed up with a pair of dark blue eyes.

Seeing that his companion moved, the remaining one would naturally slack off and follow!

"Your uncle, it's good to come!" Zheng Yuanhao didn't say a word, he raised his foot and kicked up.

Han Yu also kicked the back wheel of the car violently, and the bicycle whined at the person on the left and threw it over.

The size of the two ** here is about two meters. is one head taller than Han Yu and them, and it looks like two bears. But one was kicked by Zheng Yuanhao and stepped back, almost not falling.

One was smashed twice by Han Yu with a car, and almost didn't fall into the river.

Han Yu ignored the handlebars, and the car grunted between the legs of the **. He slammed the handlebars, and the butt of the car slammed into it.

The ** man covered his crotch, and the expression on his face was not to mention how exciting.

Over there, Zheng Yuanhao also solved his opponent, his feet were pumped fast and sharp, and Lao Tzu's body was more than two meters high, and he was beaten by him without the slightest power to fight back.

In the blink of an eye, the two **s fell.

Han Yu squinted his eyes and said in the bird language of **: "Apologize, lose money!" ”

Unhindered and unrestrained is the spokesperson of the skinheads, their business has been robbed of half by the tomahawk, and they have to face the threat of the angels of hell, and their living space has been greatly compressed.

This time, he came to country Z to find a suitable partner at the underworld conference and broaden his business path.

As the representative of the skinhead party this time, he went out to represent the majesty of the skinhead party. Although the younger brother in front of him was a little arrogant, he didn't take it to heart.

Anyway, it wasn't his own country, and he didn't believe anyone else would go against him.

Although the people of country Z are smart and strong, they will always become blind in the face of interests! Whether it's the people on the road or the people sitting in government buildings, they only value the benefits they bring, and they don't care whether they obey the law, or morality, or whatever!

But what he didn't expect was that in this small park, he would encounter two evil stars who came out of nowhere. He stared at Han Yu and Zheng Yuanhao with a gloomy face, and was about to step forward. was stopped by the young man beside him.

Not hindered by walking, not restrained, and suddenly angrily said in a broken Z country: "Why did you stop me? They dare to touch my people, I will throw them into the river to feed the fish! ”

"I just don't want you to be beaten up too badly!" The young man was holding a jade flute in his hand, and he had the temperament of a literary young man. It's just that his eyes are cold and his expression is calm. Behind him, stood two young men with fierce expressions. It was the jade flute ghost who was ordered to come out to negotiate with the skinhead party Chi Xiaofei.

It's five hundred chapters, celebrate, well, move towards eight hundred chapters, let's go eight more today, brothers, I can't hold out for a few days, woo......