No.234 Uncle, don't push oil.
When the night of drama is over, justice has triumphed, and the evil villains have been duly punished, and in short, it is a happy situation.
And Wang Jian was really amazed by Xiao Yiwen's appearance in pajamas, but this was simply amazing, and he didn't have any other ideas. In all fairness, Xiao Yiwen is really more beautiful than Natural Er, she is not a big star, and she is a clean and self-conscious big star who doesn't mess around, stays up late, or drinks. When she came out of the bathroom, her face was red and slippery from the heat of the hot spring, and she had always liked to face the sky, but under this natural flush, she looked even more charming.
However, after she came out, she didn't stay outside, just turned a corner, and got into Dawei's tent, and was No.234 Uncle, pushing oil. None of the men who were talking nonsense outside did not show longing eyes, while the girls were all looking up to envy and fanaticism.
"It's so beautiful." The policeman's uncle who accompanied the team smacked in his mouth: "Whoever marries her will not live long." ”
Wang Jian, who was chatting with him, was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”
He looked Wang Jian up and down: "You really don't understand whether it's fake or not?" If you have such a stunner wife, why can't you do it three or five times a day, only tired cows, no ploughed land. ”
"Oh oh......" Wang Jian nodded: "Understood." ”
"It's a pity that this kind of girl is not something that we can afford at this level, so I can't look at it."
When men sit together, most of the topics revolve around war, alcohol, politics, and women, so it's normal to talk about anything.
"But your girlfriend is enough. I think she is already the best in the world, don't expect any star or anything, in fact, she is not as good as an ordinary girl, do you know how many people have slept with these celebrities? ”
"I know." The corners of Dawei's mouth twitched: "And I can be sure that she hasn't slept with other men at all except for sleeping with me." ”
"You're her boyfriend?" The uncle's eyes widened: "No wonder you, Uncle No.234, don't push the oil." How thin. ”
"Can you see clearly......" Dawei brushed the hair on his forehead: "I'm a twin with her!" ”
"That's ......" The uncle shook his head: "If you don't look carefully, you really can't see it:"That's right." What do you think of Nana? Nana is the most beautiful in our team. ”
Wang Jian thought about the heartless and heartless policewoman with a strong sense of justice who was frightened yesterday but is alive today, and shook her head with a smile: "I don't think she is suitable to be a policeman." ”
"yes. The family environment is good, quite rich. But it's a straight shaft, and it's definitely not in love if you don't go to the inspector. The boys on our team are in a hurry. ”
Dawei laughed: "There are so few people with such a sense of justice." ”
"By the way, what about my family Wakabayashi?" Wang Jian looked around, but he didn't find Tianji: "I haven't seen her all the time." ”
"She, she just sang a weird song and ran away, as if she was dragged by Boss Mei to discuss the development with those county leaders who didn't leave, and I'll come back later, these officials are really awesome, and they actually ordered food from the star-rated hotel in the county overnight and sent it over." Dawei shook his head: "You say, how can this place not be poor." It's all this kind of person in charge. ”
Wang Jian nodded: "You all go to sleep, it's safe here." I kept watch for a while, and then went to sleep. ”
"You still have to keep it personally, right? Who knows what these little cubs will do? The police uncle questioned: "If something happens to them, I can't eat and walk around." ”
"No, it won't." Wang Jian laughed and waved his hand: "You don't know these guys." They're certainly not going to make trouble today. ”
In fact, Wang Jian would say this kind of thing, which is actually justified and well-founded, because after two days of tiring travel, as well as last night's incident, and today's peeping door, these cubs are actually very tired. Even if they are young and energetic, they can sleep, basically it will be tomorrow morning, and compared to the wild, there are basically no major problems in this valley, Xiaoqu and the few people, who will make trouble, have been disabled, and there is no combat effectiveness at all, and Xiaoqu was frightened by Liang Huanhuan, and now he is sitting in the minibus smoking in a daze, taking care of his injured good brother, so today has basically been determined to be calm.
"Okay, I'll go to sleep. I've been tired enough for the past two days. ”
After the police uncle left, Dawei leaned on the stone with his hand pillow and looked at the clear Milky Way: "When I was a child, my sister and I traveled to Provence, and the two of us lay by the lake, looking at the stars in the sky, and then I told her that I would be a powerful person to protect her in the future, but I seemed to have broken my promise." ”
"Actually, you're quite powerful, don't believe in asking the monk."
The monk opened his eyes: "Why do you ask the monk?" ”
"Don't comfort me, I don't know who I am. So I'm definitely going to develop that-stirring stick gang. Although my dad froze the money in my and my sister's accounts, it didn't mean that my plans were on hold. ”
Dawei's words are full of self-confidence, and the kind of stubbornness to prove his worth has actually been reflected in everyone to a greater or lesser extent, but few people can be as persistent as Dawei.
"Monk, come together when the time comes, you are also a good hand at stirring up."
"Monks have faith, let's find pandas." The monk shook his head and refused: "But the monk will help you, as long as it is what the monk thinks is right." ”
"Principled people are actually good people." Dawei sat up and spread his hands: "Let's go, go to sleep with my fragrant sister in my arms." ”
Wang Jian was silent for a while, and suddenly asked a shocking question: "When you hold your sister, will it be hard?" ”
Dawei was stunned for a moment, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out: "Ah Jian, you have learned badly......"
"Actually, I'm just asking."
"You are a sister who has no twins, if you have it, you will know, in fact, in addition to the natural reaction in the morning, you will not only think your sister is ugly, but also dislike her and dislike her, not to mention **, most of the time you don't even want to see her. So there won't be such a problem. Actually, to put it mildly, she and I are actually different forms of the same person, a complete soul is divided into two, will you watch yourself in the mirror harden and? I estimate that the probability of this kind of pervert being produced is lower than the special function, so don't be misled by pornographic novels. ”
Wang Jian laughed: "I just asked, you replied to me with a whole set of theories." ”
"I'm afraid that a fool like you will give me a mess." Dawei put on his guitar and said goodbye to Wang Jian: "Let's go, see you in the morning." ”
Soon after he left, the monk slowly climbed down the stone: "I'm also leaving, in fact, the monk also likes to sleep in bed." ”
"Let's go, let's go, get some rest."
After a while, except for the bonfire that had been extinguished but was still smoking, only Wang Jian's cigarette butt was still flashing red in the darkness.
He looked at the moon and saw that it was almost half past eleven, so he threw down his cigarette butt, went back to the tent, got a set of underwear and pajamas, and whistled into the simple bathroom.
Anyway, the hot water doesn't cost money, and it's the last one, so there is no time limit, so Wang Jian simply washed all the clothes he was wearing, and then leaned comfortably on the edge of the pool in the hot spring, closing his eyes and enjoying the warm water.
"Uncle? Push the oil or not? ”
A soft call woke Wang Jian from his groggy sleep state, and he looked up and found that Tianren Er was standing next to him with a towel covering the vital part, looking at Wang Jian with a bright smile.
"Hurry down, don't catch a cold." Wang Jian gave up the most comfortable position to Tian Er: "Why is it so late." ”
Tianren Er jumped out of the pool and leaned on Wang Jian's body tightly: "Because I want to help Sister Mei make plans, hey...... Why aren't you shy? It's weird. ”
Wang Jian scratched his head: "It's not the first time I've seen it, so I can't be shy." ”
"How's it going, am I in good shape? Don't say it's bad! ”
Wang Jian was happy, reached out and hugged Tianren's waist, and then kissed her the face: "Of course it's good." ”
"Also, didn't you say you'd chase me again? Did you chase it? ”
"I haven't even started yet, someone has sent it to the door, how can you let me chase it...... I also said that I would start by sending some wildflowers, and then find a heart-shaped stone by the water's edge to send them. Wang Jian sighed: "Someone is in a hurry." ”
"No, no, no!" Natural Er pinched Wang Jian's face: "You can't be fooled!" Hurry up and propose to me! ”
"Here?" Wang Jian pointed at Tian Er, and then pointed at himself: "This occasion is not right, right?" ”
"If you propose, I won't agree." Tianji nodded very seriously, then narrowed one eye and said mysteriously: "But I can give you a small reward, it was Sister Mei who taught me." ”
Wang Jian was very curious: "What did Teacher Mei teach you?" ”
"You propose, you propose first."
Wang Jian looked at the sky, then took a deep breath and held his natural second face with both hands.
"I ...... I...... I ......"
"You you! What are you nervous about! ”
Wang Jian was quite embarrassed: "I have no experience." ”
Natural Er smiled: "Then just say it, as long as it makes me happy." ”
Wang Jian cleared his throat and exhaled twice: "Wang Ruolin, are you willing to marry me?" ”
"I don't want to, you're so insincere!" Tian Er hammered Wang Jian's chest a few times with his fist, and said angrily: "How can this be? ”
"Let's not say it's okay...... After I went back, I talked every day in the house. ”
"No! If you don't say it, I won't play with you! Today, now! ”――
Strive for another chapter! Don't say I've broken my promise, my reputation has always been good, next chapter...... Ha ha.!!!