Chapter 389 Give a thumbs up to the children's IQ

Chun Tao couldn't cry or laugh after listening to the teacher's complaint.

Little Fat Dun doesn't know why he provoked the two children, and the two children are not his opponents, but there is a bad idea from Xiaohuo's brain, and he tricks Little Fat Dun into playing the pirate game.

The nursery on the island is basically full of children from the families of officers and non-commissioned officers on Hongfei Island, and the children have heard about their father's struggle with the bandits, and their favorite thing is to play the heroic game of soldiers vs. pirates.

Only the child king with a high force value is qualified to play the role of the People's Liberation Army with a positive image, and he must beat the bandits to the bottom to meet the main theme.

The friends have to fight in order to compete for the role, or the palm of the hand to decide the actor of the bandit, and no one wants to play.

The little fat dun angered the dragon and phoenix fetus, the weight of the two children plus one piece is about the same weight as one of the others, naturally they can't beat the tall and big fat dun, Xiaohuo rolled his eyes, and muttered a few words to his sister, counting on his heart.

"Er Fat, do you want to play the game of vs pirates?" Xiaoshuang asked loudly, Er Fat is Xiao Chubby's nickname.

"It's okay to play, but I'm going to play the navy!" Erfat replied.

"No problem, you play the navy alone, we are all pirates!" Xiaoshuang's words puzzled Erfat.

This little girl has always been sharp, and I've never seen her play a bandit, what's wrong with today.

"Xiaoshuang, why don't we play the navy together, you play your mother, and I play your father!"

If there is a big task, Chun Tao and his wife are all going to sea together, which even children know on the island, and in the hearts of children, the fairy couple should be like the parents of the dragon and phoenix fetus, and the beautiful Xiaoshuang is very attractive to the second fat person. If you want to play the family play Mom and Dad, he only plays with Xiaoshuang.

Xiaoshuang didn't like him and never played with him.

"No, my dad isn't as fat as you!" Every girl's heart dad is the best man, and Xiaoshuang is no exception.

"Don't make any noise, you play the navy, we are pirates, let's play something different today." Xiaohuo spoke, and a group of children stared at him with blank eyes.

"It's not interesting to always play the navy to defeat the pirates, my mother said, the story needs to be diverse to be good! Two fat brothers. Do you want to be a hero? ”

"A must!" The second fat plucked up his small chest. With a proud face, he is the descendant of a heroic soldier.

Even if you are fat, it is still an ideal little chubby paper.

"Okay, I'll be a superhero today. Come. You close your eyes," the fire gradually seduced.

Erfat closed his eyes. Suddenly, his body tightened, and he opened his eyes to find that he was tied to a tree by a dragon and phoenix fetus with a rope that he didn't know where to go!

"What are you doing!"

"Don't be nervous. Don't you want to be a superhero? Let's play the game where the naval soldiers are unfortunately captured and tortured by the bandits, you are caught by us bad guys, we will interrogate you, you just have to remember to say that you will not be killed. Xiaohuo slowly talked about the rules of the game.

"Why doesn't that sound right?" Erfat has never played a game like this.

It's a positive character, but why do you think it's weird?

"What's wrong? My dad said that pirates are cunning, but our Hongfei Island is the island of heroes, and everyone on our island is not afraid of pirates! If you don't want to be a hero, we'll let you go, and we'll call you a bear when we see you from now on! ”

Xiaoshuang said sharply.

The second fat heard the most beautiful little girl on the island say that she was a bear and stopped doing it, and her head shook like a rattle.

"I'm going to be a hero!"

"Well, remember your lines, no matter what we do, you can't recruit or a bear!" Xiao Huo's squinting eyes and his gloomy appearance were somewhat similar to when Yu Hai was calculating people.

"Well, don't say it!"

The dragon and phoenix fetuses glanced at each other, hum, bad boy who bullies people, our dragon and phoenix heroes are going to do the right thing for heaven now!

So, with a left fist and a right fist, a bunch of children surrounded the two fat and beat them, and the two fat screamed in pain.

When the teacher came over, Er Fat still remembered that the rules of the game were called.

"I won't kill me!"

"Comrade Navy, we respect you as a man!" Xiaohuo said as he played

"That's how it happened, I saw that these two children of your family were yelling the hardest, so I called you over." The teacher loves and hates the dragon and phoenix fetus of the Yu family.

Let's say they are little villains, they are very polite when they see people, they are polite to teachers and children who don't mess with them, and these two children who teach some nursery rhymes and dances must be the first to learn, and they dress cleanly, fashionably, and cutely.

But this pair of beautiful doll-like children often mischievous and mischievous, with endless ghost ideas, not at all like children of this age.

Chun Tao was completely speechless when he heard this process, these two children are too much, they can't beat him, so they want to clean him up, and they start jumping at the temples after listening to it.

"I'm sorry Teacher, I'm sorry for the trouble."

Tuoma's, the old lady is arrogant for half her life, where is not walking sideways, since these two things grow up, they have to apologize in a low voice, sorry is almost her mantra!

Chun Tao decided to go home and definitely pick up the pants of these two people, let them lie side by side on the sofa and show their little white steamed buns like fat butts, and slash them hard.

"You two, apologize to the second fat!" Chun Tao turned her head and roared at the two children.

The two children looked at the sky and the ground, pretending not to hear.

Chun Tao frowned, "Don't say it yet!" ”

"It's just a game, it's a dream."

"Don't leave the broken truth in the play."

The two children are one sentence per person, and the teacher snorted and laughed, this is the most popular song nowadays, these two children are so smart, they learn and use it!

Chun Tao felt that the power of the flood in her body was about to get out of control, and the blood hit her head.

These two cubs are so indebted!

"Mom, violence won't solve the problem, you can't hit us!" Xiaoshuang has a word.

"We don't apologize for what we didn't do wrong! Said to play the game, he volunteered! Xiaohuo pushed Er Fat, and Xiaoshuang silently mouthed at Er Fat.

Sue the teacher is a bad seed!

"Auntie, I volunteered to play, I'm a hero!"

Chun Tao and the teacher were speechless, is this kid stupid, or is Erxiong too good brainwashing for Amway?

Yu Hai came home from work, and as soon as he pushed the door, two of them came over from the corner of the wall, hugging his thighs one by one.

"Lord Qingtian!"

"It's up to the little ones to decide!"

The corners of Yu Hai's mouth twitched twice, the TV series can't be watched by children all the time, it's all messy.

Listening to their heart-rending howls, Yu Haigang lowered his head and wanted to pick up the two children and ask what was going on, but Chun Tao came out with a bloody fish in his left hand and a kitchen knife in his right hand.

"You two will continue to stand in a military posture for me, you, give me supervision! I can't do it for a minute, I can't move until half an hour from now on, I can't let you three sinners surnamed Yu sleep on grass mats at night!" ”

Yu Hai pointed to his nose with a slight surprise, "What's wrong with me, don't be angry." ”

"Did you tell them about the Dragon and Phoenix Twins?" Chun Tao gritted her teeth.

Yu Hai nodded, it was the bedtime story he told the children, so what?

"You're not innocent if you said it, go, stand up for me!"

"Tyranny will die!"

"Convince people with virtue!"

The kitchen knife in Chun Tao's hand, Yu Hai quickly covered the children's mouths, dragged them to the corner and stood up, and waited for Chun Tao to go in before he lowered his voice and asked in a low voice.

"Who Mom off?"

"Him!"

"She!"

The two children pointed at each other.

It is equivalent to Hai hearing the truth of the matter, resisting the urge to laugh in his heart, and reluctantly asked with a serious face.

"Why do you want to clean up the second fat?"

"He beat Xiaoqiang of Aunt Hong's family, and threatened Xiaoqiang not to sue the teacher, he deserves it!" Xiaoshuang had a disdainful face.

"Our dragon and phoenix heroes are specially aimed at those who think they are extraordinary!" Xiaohuo is unforgettable for the essence of punishing evil and promoting good in the story told by his father last night.

Yu Hai told them a few words without pain, he felt that the children were doing the right thing, and they would fight back when they encountered unfair treatment.

When the two children fell asleep, Chun Tao passed, Xiaoshuang slept on her stomach, and pulled Xiao Nenei to see that her farts were all red, and it was estimated that her son was about the same.

Yu Hai saw that her eyes were a little red, she just looked fierce, but in fact, she was reluctant to have children, so she persuaded her a few words, and Chun Tao glared at him.

knew that she was pretending to be a good person, and her white face made her sing alone! (To be continued.) )

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