"A little higher, a little higher, cluck~"

In the yard, next to the grape trellis, a swing kept swinging and falling

On the swing frame sat a small child, with a big smile on his chubby little face.

is grinning, not afraid at all, asking the people behind him to push higher.

"Come here, I'm out of energy." Jiang Meimei was even taller when she heard this, and her face turned green.

She has been playing with this little fat paper for a long time, and she has no strength.

Substitutions, must be replaced, it is too tiring to accompany children, especially energetic little boys, even more tired.

"Lao Hei, you go, just smoke your tail." Mingyuan patted the trunk of the tree, looked at Lao Hei who was coiled on the big locust tree, and said.

Lao Hei lazily moved his bucket-thick body, and the big tree creaked, and people were really worried about the big tree under him.

Lao Hei lowered his head and stared at Mingyuan with inorganic eyes, seeing a chill welling up from the soles of Mingyuan's feet.

Raising his hands, Mingyuan looked at the old black inorganic eyes and said helplessly, "Okay, you are the uncle, I'll go, don't stare at me, look at the strange infiltrating people." ”

Barking~

The snowball, which had been quietly lying on his stomach and watching the swing, suddenly rushed out, and everyone looked back to see that Mo Yu and they were back with a basket talking and laughing.

"What's on Yiyan's head?" Jiang Chuan put his hand on the pergola and looked at it, and saw a black thing jumping on Yiyan's head, and asked curiously.

Hearing this, everyone looked at it together, and after looking at it for a long time, they found that they still couldn't see clearly, and it was too far away.

Shrugging his shoulders, Zhou Jing said, "You will know what it is, and it will be in vain to guess for a long time now." ”

"You idiot, get off my head." Yiyan's face darkened. His hands kept waving over his head, trying to catch this angry bird.

Little Black flapped her wings and hovered above him, stretching out her paws to scratch him from time to time.

Seeing that Yiyan had a bad attitude, Xiao Hei turned his mung bean eyes and said in a crisp voice, "You are a fool, look at your hairlessness." It looks like a reed chicken, ugly and ugly

Do males do what you do. Isn't it inferior? If I were you. I would have found a piece of tofu and killed myself. ”

"Bastard, if I don't kill you today, I won't be a man." was angry and jumped up and wanted to grab the little black above his head.

Blackie exclaimed. flapping his wings and flying higher, his mouth does not forget to provoke,

"Why are you so brainless male, I have wings to fly.

You don't have anything, you know that you can't catch my drops when you think about it. ”

After speaking, he shook his little head. The tone is provocative, that arrogant

Completely forgotten. In the fruit forest, I was caught by a word and plucked several hairs

Still Qingli can't see it and rescue it.

Well, the scar forgot the pain, Xiao Hei, in the days to come, for today's fast tongue.

was plucked out of his hair by a word, and he was ashamed to death with his bare body.

Barking~

Snowball wagged his tail and stuck out his tongue to excitedly circle around several people.

"Snowball. Don't mess around. Carrying the basket, Qingli reprimanded Sahuan's snowball.

Barking~

Snowball wagged her tail aggrievedly and screamed.

"I didn't make trouble, I was happy to see you. Emma, this dog is stupid. Blackie flapped her wings around the snowball.

The silly snowball thinks that Blackie is playing with it, and from time to time stretches out his claws to catch it.

"Blackie. Do you understand the meaning of snowballs? Mo Yu asked in surprise.

What kind of bird is this?

It's amazing that you can talk to humans without any obstacles, and you can understand the language of animals.

"That is, Uncle Ben is majestic and majestic, can go to heaven and earth, and can do anything." As soon as he heard Mo Yu's words, Xiao Hei became arrogant.

Stopped on Snowball's head, put a statue of David in the shape of it, and said coawardly.

Yiyan, who had been staring at this stupid bird, jumped up one by one, pulled its wings and asked gloomily, "Aren't you omnipotent from heaven to earth?"

Now guess what I'm going to do with you. ”

"What to do with me?" Xiao Hei thought about it with its small brain capacity, and found that he couldn't think of it.

I couldn't suppress the curiosity in my heart, and stared at Yiyan with mung bean-sized eyes and asked.

Yiyan grinned, showed his white and neat teeth, and said word by word, "I will pull out the hairs on your body one by one, and see that is it." ”

Grabbed a feather, plucked it off with a single word, and showed it to Xiao Hei.

Xiao Heizhi looked at the hair in Yiyan's hand in a daze, his eyes rolled in a dull manner, and he screamed miserably,

"Help, plucking, I know you have a crush on the handsome and dashing Uncle Bird.

But you have to know that we are not the same species, and there is no good result together. ”

The cheap-mouthed little black struggled hard, and he didn't forget to play tricks.

Seeing that Qingli was speechless, she could see it

This is a cheap bird, who loves to play tricks and doesn't know the times.

"Eat peaches" shook his head, Qingli was too lazy to care about the noisy people and birds, and cheered at the people in the yard.

"Hey, the peaches are ripe?"

"Have peaches to eat, quick."

"Emma, what a big peach."

"This peach is so fragrant."

As soon as I heard Qingli say that there were peaches to eat, everyone hula came up and looked at the bright peaches in the basket and began to discuss.

"Drink some water." Mo Yu poured a glass of water on the stone table and handed it to Qingli.

Seeing that Mo Yu was so considerate, Qingli happily took the water and drank it all.

"Help, who's going to save poor me." Suddenly, there was a sound of help from outside the door, and everyone who divided the peaches turned their heads to look out of the door.

I found that there was nothing, only walked in slowly.

Everyone looked at each other, and their minds flashed at the same time, no one, so where did this voice come from?

"Help" As soon as Xiao Hei, who was grabbed by his wings, saw so many people, he immediately opened his mouth as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.

It's a pity that before he spit out a word, he was pinched by the male who grabbed it, and he could only make a sigh.

"What kind of bird is this? Talking. ”

Zhao Chengzhe, who has studied animals all his life, found that the cry for help came from the bird that pinched his beak in a word, and he was excited.

"I don't know, it's ugly to death." threw Xiao Hei to Zhao Chengzhe, poured out a glass of water and poured it down.

Fighting with this stupid bird until now. He was dying of thirst.

"You're ugly, your whole family is ugly, I'm called black and distinctive, you stupid male won't understand."

"This guy seems to be Brother Wren, but Brother Wren has hair on his head, but this one doesn't." Su Zhenbang took the bird in Zhao Chengzhe's hand, looked at it and said.

"Mutated?"

"Not really. Is it a new variety? ”

"Ask the bird. It always knows what it is," Jiang Chuan said suddenly.

yes, this bird must know.

Thinking of this, Zhao Chengzhe opened his mouth and was about to ask. Xiao Hei stared at Jiang Chuan and crackled and spit out a long string of words,

"You're the thing, I'm not the thing, ahhh Lao Tzu is a thing, no. Lao Tzu is not a thing."

Xiao Hei, who was dizzy around himself, saw that it was not good, and immediately changed his words, "Lao Tzu is a bird, a mighty, majestic, handsome and chic bird."

It's not a variant, it's not a new species, Lao Tzu is a parrot. Did You Know?

You stupid males, you really don't know anything. ”

The words before and after are so coherent, anyway, Jiang Chuan didn't react. I was all stupid by this bird that said it was a parrot and didn't slip away all in black.

Zhou Jing didn't know that the cigarette in his mouth had fallen, and he felt that since he came to the magical place of Lotus Village. His vision and three views can brush up different degrees of newness every day.

First, the little fat paper rode a tiger, and then there was a giant python that was thicker than a bucket and was lazy and delicious.

I saw the stupid robe of the tiger python that did not run away, and the land turtle that looked like a hill.

Zhou Jing looked up at the sun hanging in the sky, and felt as if he had left the earth and ran to Mars.

Otherwise, how can you see animals more magical than the other?

Poof~

"You're a parrot, don't be funny, I've only seen red-haired parrots, green-haired parrots, macaws, may I ask what kind of parrot you are so black?"

As soon as they heard Xiao Hei say that he was a parrot, everyone's first reaction was to laugh, and Jiang Chuan, who was beaten by a poisonous snake, couldn't help but say sarcastic.

"Lao Tzu is really a parrot." As soon as he heard that the big guy suspected that he was not a parrot, Xiao Hei jumped to his feet anxiously, stepping on two slender claws and jumping in the palm of Zhao Chengzhe's hand.

Then he drooped his head and stopped, and said dejectedly, "It's because of this black fur that I was thrown out of the nest by the parrot father when I broke the shell."

I finally stumbled and grew up, but I was picked up by a human.

Then the human took a chain and tied me to me, forcing me to learn to speak, memorize ancient poems, and learn English.

I don't have freedom, I don't say it, I'm hungry every once in a while, wow~ Why is my life so bitter?"

The more he talked, the sadder Xiao Hei stretched out his wings and cried out.

"Still crying?" Zhao Chengzhe was surprised, pinched the crying bird, and carefully examined its physiology.

When Zhao Chengzhe touched his stomach, Xiao Hei stopped crying, and shouted at the top of his throat, "Help, the old indecent bird, Uncle Bird's innocence is gone, woo"

Zhao Chengzhe's hand froze in the air, and his wrinkled face twisted.

He was half of a person who was buried in the ground, and he was actually told by a bird that he was old and didn't repair, which was too big a blow.

Da Bai was impatiently disturbed by Xiao Hei's sharp voice, and swooped over, opened his bloody mouth and swallowed it into his mouth.

"Hmm~" Xiao Hei, who was contained, flapped his wings in Da Bai's mouth, and the people in the courtyard looked at Da Bai dumbfounded, and Da Bai glanced at everyone triumphantly.

Such a bird that is not cleaned up directly swallows the trouble, which is not quiet.

Qingli screamed, pounced and stretched out his hand to break Dabai's mouth, "Dabai, you can't eat it, it can talk, if you eat it, you will become a sperm, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals can't become sperm, be careful to be killed." ”

Qingli, who was in a hurry to take out Xiao Hei, was full of nonsense.

Ha ha~

Listening to Qingli's nonsense, everyone patted their thighs and laughed crazy.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals can't become sperm?

Where did I learn this, Emma died laughing.

Phew~Phew~

Seeing that Qingli was in such a hurry, Da Bai opened his mouth and spit out the saliva in his mouth.

Xiao Hei rolled around on the ground, and screamed, "Mom, I'm scared to death, where did this white-haired beast come from?" Do you know how to be polite, do you have any education? ”

Roar~ You are not educated, Lao Tzu is properly educated

"As long as you are still educated, you have a fart upbringing, and a white-haired beast is a white-haired beast."

Hearing Da Bai's roar, Xiao Hei stood up with a swish, stretched out a wing and pointed at Da Bai and scolded.

Roar~ Lao Tzu is a beast, what are you? Flat-haired brute?

Da Bai glanced at the wet flat-feathered bird on the ground, and snorted disdainfully.

"Enough, Xiao Hei, shut up for me, and provoke again, don't expect me to save you." Qingli looked at the teapot-shaped little black with wings stretched out and was speechless.

Is it really good to be able to talk and have such a cheap mouth?

The problem of the little black mouth does not change, and she can think of how lively the future will be. To be continued

ps: A book recommended for cute girls, don't miss it if you like ancient sayings.

Title: Chang Rong

Author: Nightfall

Introduction: The worst Sheng Xue in Luzhou has died, and Sheng Xue, the stupidest Sheng Xue in Luzhou, has been reborn